【Ding!】
【A masterful move—your effortless charm soothes your partner’s nerves, leaving them utterly enchanted!】
【Reward: 50 Spirit Stones】
A tender collision, a lingering embrace.
Between Ying’er’s bright eyes and pearly teeth, the tension of self-defense slowly melted away.
Lin Yu could feel it clearly—the girl in his arms was gradually relaxing.
The timid, hesitant version of her faded into the background.
In a seamless shift, the cunning little hacker returned to her true self.
Ying’er braced her hands on Lin Yu’s shoulders, sitting coiled around him.
Then, after a slow, breathy pause, she straightened up and locked eyes with him.
“Xiao Yu, just how many people have you kissed before?”
“You’re so smooth… it’s like second nature!”
Hearing this, Lin Yu knew Ying’er had shaken off her nervousness.
“I’m used to you calling me ‘Master,’ but ‘Xiao Yu’…”
“I’m about to be your first teacher, you know!”
“Honestly, it’s kind of pissing me off…”
Mo Shangying draped her arms around Lin Yu’s neck, her sharp little fangs gleaming.
“Fine, I’ll drop both ‘Master’ and ‘Xiao Yu’!”
Lin Yu raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Then what will you call me?”
Mo Shangying smirked. “I’ll just call you—”
It took Lin Yu a few seconds to process. “!!!”
Damn, she really meant both!
This time, Lin Yu wasn’t about to let Mo Shangying stall with another “wait.”
Like a tiger poised to strike, he pounced again.
And with it, the flurry of pink floral fabric was swept aside.
“Should we close the curtains first, Master?”
“Xiao Yu, it’s too bright… I’m not used to this!”
“It feels… like I’m not in my safe zone anymore!”
“Master? Wait—”
Smack!
Of course.
An inexperienced girl was always the trickiest.
Just as things were heating up, she’d come up with some bizarre distraction,
trying to ruin the perfectly set mood.
Lin Yu had already been drinking.
And he’d taken those pills!
The fact that he’d held back this long, waiting for Mo Shangying to settle in,
proved he had ironclad self-control.
But now she wanted to interrupt again?
Curtains?
This was a private third-floor unit facing a park.
Who the hell was gonna see them?
Faced with Ying’er’s endless demands,
Lin Yu’s [Reverse Dao Physique] flared up instantly.
A crisp smack landed on the smooth curve of her back.
The mattress beneath them trembled like a beached dolphin,
quivering before settling into gentle waves.
The sight was too much—Lin Yu couldn’t resist.
He delivered two more swats.
“Master, okay, okay… we don’t have to close the curtains… please?”
Back in Lin Yu’s room that night, when her ambush failed and he’d disciplined her instead,
Mo Shangying, ever the bold theorist and experimenter,
had scoured the internet for every piece of intel she could find.
Finally, she’d figured out exactly what made her body tick.
The written descriptions matched her own experience in Lin Yu’s bed perfectly,
confirming just how exceptional her constitution really was.
She’d planned to test it again today—quick in, quick out—
to see if reality lived up to those breathless, trembling accounts.
But before she could even get her bearings,
Lin Yu’s overwhelming presence loomed over her, his hand descending like a tidal wave.
There was no way he didn’t know about her [Reverse Dao Physique].
He had to be doing this on purpose—
Smack! Thwack! Whap! Squish!
As her dazed eyes refocused,
the sight by the bedside froze her in shock.
Lin Yu, who’d always seemed lean and bookish in clothes,
now stood bathed in dim golden light,
every muscle etched in stark relief—
biceps, obliques, transverse abdominis, rectus femoris, biceps femoris, semitendinosus, soleus…
Each contour looked like it had been drawn with a master’s hand.
And then there was that…
The thing that made Mo Shangying’s entire body shudder.
During a game night, she’d tried exploring under the blanket once.
But tactile sensation was nothing compared to the visual.
Not even close.
【Ding!】
【A masterful move—your flawless cultivation physique leaves your partner aching with desire!】
【Reward: 50 Spirit Stones】
“Master, why does it feel like you’re on fire?”
“Heh, I’ve never seen this in any tutorial vids.”
“Is this your special ability? Skin… bleeding?”
Lin Yu hadn’t noticed until now.
But Ying’er was right—his skin had turned a deep, feverish red.
He’d thrown in too many “enhancements” at once.
No way to tell which one was causing this.
“You wouldn’t get it. My hidden tattoo—inked with pigeon’s blood—is about to reveal itself.”
“Scared yet, you little rebel?”
As he spoke, Lin Yu leaned down,
closing the distance as Mo Shangying slowly sank into the sheets.
“Heh, so you’re a gangster now, Lin Lao Da?”
"Careful... don’t let me break you!"
Mo Shangying hooked her arms around Lin Yu’s neck and planted a quick kiss on his cheek.
Lin Yu seized the moment, launching a flurry of eager advances.
The puffy bubble sleeves slipped effortlessly off her shoulders,
draped carelessly over the lampshade, adding another layer of hazy ambiance to the evening-lit room.
The delicate pink floral dress didn’t fare much better,
twisted around her waist, becoming a silent witness to the pivotal moment.
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! You’ve completed your first Dual Cultivation!]
[Cultivation Partner: Mo Shangying (Elder of the Formation Hall, traitor of the Tianji Pavilion)!]
[Bound by mortal passion, a perfect match—the Dual Joy Nine Cauldrons Technique has reached the first level!]
[Rewards: 500 Sect Contribution Points, 2000 Spirit Stones, 1 free system mall draw.]
[Attribute Skills Awarded: Earth Fiend Seventy-Two Formations, Deceptive Array Path, Storm Finger Technique.]
The moment their energies merged,
the system’s notifications rang directly in Lin Yu’s mind.
"Haah…"
The tension made him exhale sharply.
Finally, it was done!
Meanwhile, Mo Shangying clenched her eyes shut, brows furrowed as she muttered,
"I really don’t get it!"
"Is this… is this the pain everyone chases after?"
"It hurts so much!"
Lin Yu whispered by her ear,
"Soon, you’ll understand what everyone truly seeks."
"......"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
