"This joke isn't funny at all. How could a monkey understand human language?" Lin Yu casually replied.
Maomao looked up.
Just then, she saw the slight curl of Lin Yu's lips.
Maomao's fur instantly stood on end: "!!!"
Scheming...
A scheming Lich King...
In an instant, the unbearable memories of the past welled up in her mind again.
In the bedroom, in the dining room, on the bed, on the table, on the gas stove... Well, ah!
After only two days of contact, she almost forgot that this was the real him.
Not only was he proficient in computer technology and martial arts, but he could also... perform witchcraft!
Is ZerO really that versatile?
"Is the director dead?"
"Do you think it was Teacher Lin who ordered the monkeys to do this?"
Hearing the students' discussions, Teacher Tang immediately said seriously:
"Don't talk nonsense. Be careful that your loud voices might provoke those irritable monkeys!"
After scolding the students, Tang Yimian gave Lin Yu a meaningful look.
The senior sister didn't say a word.
But it seemed like she had said a lot.
It would have been better if she had really said something to Lin Yu.
Alas.
There wasn't a single stupid roommate around. Each of them had their own ulterior motives.
Seeing that the scolding was about over, Lin Yu then walked forward and picked up the water bottle that had just fallen on the ground.
Monkey King Thirteen didn't participate in the battle the whole time.
Apart from deploying his troops to attack Old Yi, he was also paying attention to Lin Yu's reaction.
Seeing Lin Yu pick up the bottle and the look in his eyes, Thirteen instantly understood. He let out a series of howls at the monkey group.
The monkeys that were in the middle of a fierce fight all dispersed in unison in all directions.
Some climbed back up the trees, some went up the mountain, and some went to the side...
Director Yi, who was lying on the ground with his head in his hands, quickly scrambled to his feet and fled.
He kept muttering to himself:
"How barbaric... Are you even human? How shameless..."
Lin Yu pretended to be extremely worried. His nostrils kept flaring as he tried hard to hold back his laughter and walked up to Director Yi.
At this moment, Director Yi had lost both of his shoes. One of his socks was gone, and the other one had a hole where his big toe was sticking out.
There was a big tear in the center of his casual pants.
It was like a limited-edition flashback to his childhood.
The scenic area staff also came up at the same time.
Director Yi covered his swollen eye socket and was about to lose his temper at the staff.
But Lin Yu took the initiative and said first:
"Director Yi, are you okay?"
"Come out quickly. Hey, the staff already said it's dangerous outside the yellow line."
"Why didn't you listen? Are you hurt?"
Director Yi's full - blown anger instantly turned into a single word:
"Ah?"
The staff originally thought they were in big trouble.
After being reminded by Lin Yu, they glanced at each other...
Staff Member A: "Sir, go to the medical room first. It's important to treat the wounds on your body."
Staff Member B: "You really can't cross the yellow line next time. Fortunately, it doesn't seem too serious."
Director Yi: "???"
"What the hell do you mean? Do you think I wasn't beaten hard enough?"
"Such a dangerous thing happened in your scenic area, which proves that there are major safety hazards.
"Now you still... How dare you treat me like this?"
Staff Member A said with a straight face: "Director, we've fulfilled our obligation to remind and persuade you to leave. We can't completely restrict your personal freedom."
Staff Member B nodded: "I kept saying it was dangerous, right? See how dangerous it is?"
Director Yi: "???"
"You guys... "
Before Director Yi could continue to explode, Lin Yu quickly held him back and said loudly:
"Director Yi, you're the teaching director of No. 10 Primary School!"
"You must keep your cool and not make a big deal out of this.
"What if the news that you, leading a student group on a scenic - area tour, didn't abide by the park's rules and regulations...
"Spreads back to the school, to society, and to the parents' ears..."
"What will you do then!"
The two staff members' looks at Lin Yu instantly filled with gratitude and admiration.
"Good big brother." This move was really brilliant!
It pointed out a way to resolve their "negligence".
In an instant, they turned the passive situation into an active one.
The two staff members immediately put on expressions that seemed to say, "Director Yi, you don't want this... to be known by others."
Director Yi was definitely stunned by the beating.
He didn't even realize that Lin Yu was giving them the answer to the test paper.
Moreover, he even gave Lin Yu an appreciative look.
This made Lin Yu even more tempted to burst out laughing.
...
More than ten minutes later, Director Yi and his family were taken down the mountain by the staff.
During the negotiation before going down the mountain, the staff specifically emphasized that it was very likely that the things taken away by the monkeys couldn't be found, so they shouldn't hold out any hope.
Without Director Yi, the group got back on track with their tour.
Although the students didn't get to take a photo with Monkey King Thirteen, Lin Yu's "unusual bond with monkeys" had since become a special "urban legend" at No. 10 Primary School.
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the daily task 'Explore Spirit Ape Mountain'. You have received 50 sect contributions and 20 spirit stones!]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the daily task 'Physical Training'. You have received 50 sect contributions and 20 spirit stones!]
After arriving at the Water Curtain Cave scenic spot at the top of the mountain, the two daily tasks were successfully completed.
Apart from taking photos for check - ins, the scenic area also provided dining services.
The scenic area provided special meal tickets for the students so that they could have lunch.
Lin Yu and Maomao, as volunteers, managed to get the "teachers' meals" for free.
It sounded like there would be some special dishes.
In the end, it was just an ordinary boxed lunch with two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish.
Lin Yu found a shady place and quickly wolfed down his boxed lunch.
Tang Yimian took two bottles of milk and walked over to Lin Yu with her own boxed lunch.
"Junior Brother Lin, thanks to you today. If you hadn't come with us, I would have been really panicked when the monkeys attacked people."
Lin Yu waved his hand and said casually:
"It's nothing. Senior sister, don't take it to heart.
"We're all friends. If you have anything that needs help in the future, just ask."
Tang Yimian pursed her lips and lowered her head: "..."
Lin Yu: "???"
There really was something?
Didn't he check the information panel this morning?
There were no special tasks on Tang Yimian other than the summer tour.
Lin Yu looked at it again suspiciously.
Hiss.
There really was a new discovery!
[Enlightening Discourse on Literary Talent (Emergency Task): The elder of the Transmission Hall has long heard that the chief disciple is extremely talented in literature and has a long - standing reputation. He is eager to consult the chief disciple on matters related to worldly literature!]
ial death, also known as "shè sǐ" in Chinese, generally refers to... well, never mind, it's not important. My name is Ye Cheng, and I'm about to experience social death firsthand. ... 【Host, your mission is to confess your love to the young lady of the Dongfang family, the current student council president, in a way that will be unforgettable for everyone at the freshman ceremony!】 【Host, assist the girl with a sprained ankle in front of you to reach the infirmary, and fulfill the wicked thoughts in your heart!】 【Host, act on your desires and punish the arrogant young lady before you mercilessly!】 【Host, follow your instincts—abandon shameful surrender, begging, or groveling, and ruthlessly criticize the domineering, ill-mannered young lady in front of you!】 【Host...】 Ye Cheng: "Here, here, you take this host role—I quit!" Wait, why is the girl with a sprained ankle the daughter of a mafia boss? And what kind of punishment method is this for the arrogant young lady? Also, who the heck said anything about wicked thoughts in my heart? Come out here, let’s settle this one-on-one!!! ... The haughty student council president, the scheming mafia princess, the fragile yandere young lady, the airheaded maid-in-waiting, the mixed-blood loli/...
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u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
