[Ding!]
[Dreamwalk Technique (Duo Version) activated!]
[Tonight, the host will appear in the dream of the Joyous Sect's Talisman Master (dream type randomized)!]
When it came to choosing the second target,
Lin Yu didn’t hesitate for a second.
Of course, he would strike while the iron was hot and aggressively pursue Little Fufu, who had already become his soul cultivation partner.
His goal was to quickly elevate their relationship from soul cultivation partners to physical cultivation partners.
After finishing his bath and tidying up,
Lin Yu lay on his bed and began his daily happiness settlement routine.
First… shopping spree!
[System Store]
[——Spiritual Cuisine Recipes——]
[(Kirin Treads on Snow) Price: 500]
[(Breeze Noodles) Price: 500]
[——Chamber Tools——]
[(Ninefold Exquisite Oil) Price: 1000]
[(Feathered Rainbow Gown) Price: 3000]
[Available Spirit Stones: 6,710]
[Ding!]
[3,000 spirit stones spent. Successfully purchased chamber tool ‘Feathered Rainbow Gown’!]
[Ding!]
[Spent…]
The feeling of having spirit stones to spend was just wonderful.
After his shopping spree, Lin Yu skimmed through the descriptions.
For the spiritual cuisine recipes [Kirin Treads on Snow] and [Breeze Noodles], he only gave them a passing glance.
From the recipe knowledge imprinted in his mind, he could tell they were just fancy versions of "tomatoes with sugar" and "plain noodle soup."
His focus was on the chamber tools he had been accumulating:
[Ninefold Exquisite Oil (Chamber use only, for cultivation partners)]
[Description: Refined nine times into divine nectar, a single touch chills the bones with fragrance. Not meant for mortal boudoirs, but a gift from the Jade Pool to kindle passion.]
[Feathered Rainbow Gown (Chamber use only, for cultivation partners)]
[Clouds as sleeves, rainbows as skirts, dancing in the spring light. At a thought, it turns to sheer silk; at a touch, it gleams with radiance.]
Used to the flowery and obscure descriptions,
Lin Yu took a moment to appreciate them.
He then checked the actual items in his inventory.
To him, one looked like a rocket booster, and the other was like a speed-boosting skin.
For the past couple of days, he had been accumulating these tools.
In the coming days, Lin Yu was eagerly looking forward to seeing their true potential unleashed.
With his shopping done,
it was time for his daily lottery draw.
Opening the lottery interface:
[Sect Contribution: 2,240]
[Free Draws: 6]
A total of seventeen draw attempts!
Reading through the descriptions of seventeen items would be enough to write a two-thousand-word essay.
Lin Yu dumped all his sect contributions and free draws into the lottery.
Seventeen needles spun wildly on the massive roulette wheel.
A few dozen seconds later,
The lengthy list of prizes was announced one by one by the system.
Lin Yu skimmed through them—nine out of the seventeen were "old friends."
[Forbidden Zone Exploration Talisman ×3]
[Ghost Hand Talisman ×2]
[Hundred Flowers Dew ×2 bottles]
[Maiden’s Blush ×2 jars]
(Redundant descriptions omitted)
These familiar items didn’t pique Lin Yu’s interest at all.
His attention was entirely on the remaining eight rewards.
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained System Store access: Talisman & Spell Section ×2 slots]
[Description: Items in the System Store… refreshed at 7 AM the next day.]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained physical reward: Mundane Head Accessory!]
[Description: A worldly trinket, originally meant for women’s adornment.]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained physical reward: Mundane Hand Accessory!]
[Description: A worldly trinket…]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained secret technique reward: Bone-Penetrating Force Hand!]
[Description: Force pierces fingers, opening the nine orifices; energy enters bones, righting the cosmos. A technique passed down from the True Martial lineage, never meant to leave mortals in suffering.]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained secret technique reward: Celestial Music Theory!]
[Description: Mastery of the five tones and eight notes, turning melodies into heavenly sound. A wave of the hand weaves sonic arrays, dancing freely within the twelve musical modes.]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained physical reward: Qi-Condensing Pill ×2!]
[Description: Treats weak qi and blood, harmonizes yin and yang. Dissolves in three breaths, warming the dantian; circulates fully in one ke (15 minutes).]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, host! Obtained physical reward: Blood-Reversing Merit Pill ×1!]
[Description: Reverses blood to break through bottlenecks, instantly ascending to the next realm. When meridians flow backward, that is the moment of effortless breakthrough.]
Today’s lottery didn’t offer many eye-catching rewards.
Two more antiques were added to his collection, deepening his reserves.
With talismans and spells now available in the System Store, he’d have more options for purchases tomorrow.
If luck was on his side,
he wouldn’t have to worry about running low on Ghost Hand Talismans or Forbidden Zone Exploration Talismans.
As for the two secret techniques…
They felt more like upgrades or expansions of his existing skill set!
[Bone-Penetrating Force Hand] sounded like a "bone-setting" technique.
Maybe he should open a physiotherapy clinic someday.
Now, Lin Yu could professionally handle every part of the body.
[Celestial Music Theory], on top of his singing skills,
granted him mastery of all musical instruments.
If Lin Yu decided to become an entertainer and plagiarize some songs,
he might not become a global sensation, but he’d definitely make a name for himself.
His brain wasn’t just for decoration anymore!
Compared to the secret techniques,
the two types of pills—three in total—were worth deeper consideration.
From the description, the [Qi-Condensing Pill] seemed to treat physical weakness.
Using it on himself would be a waste.
Better to save it for the right moment and share it with his sect friends.
The [Blood-Reversing Merit Pill], judging by its name,
was likely a cultivation-boosting pill.
In xianxia novels, such items usually came with severe side effects.
But since it was system-granted,
there shouldn’t be any drawbacks… right?
The only thing that made Lin Yu slightly uneasy was…
This pill didn’t specify which cultivation method it enhanced!
When he prepared to take it, there was no prompt to choose which skill to boost—no options at all.
Random enhancement?
No wonder it was called [Effortless Breakthrough]!
…
Late at night,
while the sect members slept soundly,
Acting Sect Leader Chen Qimeng dreamed of her college days at twenty.
Holding a stack of books, she walked with her dormmate Fang toward the university cafeteria.
"Fang, why’d you stop?"
Chen Qimeng paused, realizing her friend wasn’t following.
"I don’t want to be a third wheel," Fang said, pointing ahead.
Chen Qimeng followed her gaze.
There stood Lin Yu, holding two cafeteria meal boxes, walking toward her.
"Chen Qimeng, you’re eating with me today."
His tone was blunt, even a little forceful.
Yet, instead of being annoyed, she felt a warmth in her heart.
…
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end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
