One minute later.
Maomao wiped the sweat from her forehead.
She watched nervously as Xia Yiwei lay limp on the sofa, while Lin Yu stood before her...
Maomao: "!!!"
What's going on?!
Everything happened too fast, Maomao didn't even see what Lin Yu did.
Coming back to her senses.
Xia Yiwei was already slumped in a paralyzed state, leaning against the sofa.
"Crunch... Crunch..."
Lin Yu rummaged through a snack bag next to the sofa and pulled out a few individually wrapped rice crackers.
He started eating them nonchalantly, as if no one was around.
Sigh.
Couldn't resist again.
Still ended up targeting Xia Yiwei.
Lin Yu even wondered if this person had some sort of taunting skill naturally.
"Maomao, be careful!"
"If the Sunflower Acupuncture technique gets you too, we'll be done for today."
"Your innocence will be greatly compromised!"
Maomao: "..."
To be honest.
If someone had said this to Maomao when she first met Lin Yu.
She wouldn't have believed it at all.
After witnessing Lin Yu's "brutal" side at the martial arts school...
Maomao sneaked a glance at Lin Yu's back.
When she saw Lin Yu turning his head, she quickly looked away.
Maomao: "It's none of my business."
Lin Yu: "..."
No wonder Director Xia would hit his sister without restraint.
If he had such a sister, hitting her eight times a day wouldn't be too much.
Xia Yiwei: "Maomao, are you really going to be so disloyal? Don't forget, I've been your guardian these past few days."
Maomao didn't even turn her head: "I've been an adult for a long time."
Xia Yiwei: "Are you afraid of being hit by the young master? Don't worry, he's very principled and rarely hits women... He only hit three today."
Maomao: "..."
Lin Yu: "..."
"Crunch!"
"Crunch!!"
Lin Yu continued eating the rice crackers while observing Xia Yiwei's slender neck.
"Let me think, which part to hit..."
"That would make the vocal cords lose their strength?"
Xia Yiwei's throat jumped in fear, and she quickly apologized:
"I was wrong, wrong, wrong, haha."
"Young master, I don't think that's necessary, right?"
"Let's talk about serious matters, serious matters."
"Maomao~ good Maomao~~"
"Come to the bowl~"
"I'm afraid I'll say something wrong out of nervousness and make the young master angry again."
Lin Yu understood.
Xia Yiwei referred to "saying the wrong thing."
In her view.
As long as Lin Yu wanted to maintain the image of "Substitute ZerO," Maomao was the best shield.
She naively believed she still had leverage over Lin Yu.
Little did she know.
Lin Yu had already been promoted from substitute to the real deal!
Maomao listened to the next words, hesitated for a moment.
In the end, she obediently sat beside her.
Lin Yu took a deep breath, calming his emotions:
"Alright, I'm quite busy too, have some coding to do later."
"If there's anything important, don't beat around the bush, just say it."
Xia Yiwei smiled silently.
Unexpectedly.
This kid is putting on a show?
Has coding to do.
Xia Yiwei didn't expose Lin Yu but spoke seriously:
"Young master, it's because it's Maomao's first day here."
"This is also her first experience of communal living; at most, she's only lived with me and my sister before."
"Don't think that I brought her here to stay because I have some ulterior motives."
"I'm doing this out of pure goodwill. Maomao will definitely sense that..."
As she spoke, Xia Yiwei turned to Maomao, her eyes soft and gentle.
For a moment, Lin Yu actually felt that Xia Yiwei’s words might have some truth to them.
Having never experienced a life of "elite education," he couldn’t imagine what kind of life Maomao had lived from childhood to adulthood.
Now that she had come here and become a member of the "sect," showing her a little extra care was only natural.
"Click... So what you mean is..."
"You’re planning to do something special for her first day here?"
Xia Yiwei nodded quickly and said, "Little Master, you’re so clever!"
"I want to organize a dinner gathering, not the fancy kind."
"During dinner tonight, whoever’s in the apartment can join us. We’ll go out and have a meal together."
"I’ll take care of all the food and drinks!"
"We’ll head to the 'Food Street' near your university!"
Lin Yu: "..."
Every major city with a top university—or a cluster of universities—usually has a place called "Food Street."
The name is straightforward and easy to understand.
The prices are affordable and student-friendly, making it a perfect spot for college students who rely on their parents’ money to enjoy some good meals.
It wasn’t that Lin Yu had any particular feelings about Food Street itself.
It was just that hearing this suggestion from someone who had dined at an international hotel the night before felt oddly jarring.
Perhaps noticing the complicated expression on Lin Yu’s face, Xia Yiwei quickly added:
"Don’t compare me to my sister. She’s her own person, and I’m mine."
"I’m just a nurse. How much money do you think I make?"
"Aside from buying clothes, my savings are pitiful."
"Food Street’s small roadside diners are great! I’ve been eating there for almost two years and still haven’t grown tired of it!"
Lin Yu nodded and affirmed, "Alright, I haven’t been there in a long time myself. There are a few spots I used to frequent—perfect chance to revisit them."
It truly had been a long time.
So long, in fact, that it had been nearly ten years.
Finding an excuse to go back and explore sounded like a good idea.
After settling on the plan, Lin Yu prepared to leave.
Suddenly, Maomao, who was sitting on the sofa, quickly stood up:
"ZerO!"
Lin Yu stopped in his tracks:
"Don’t call me that at home. Just use my name."
Maomao nodded and, with a hint of embarrassment, said:
"Yu... From today onward, I won’t lose ever again."
Lin Yu: "..."
This singular use of his name felt a little dangerous, didn’t it?
Would it kill her to call him by his full name?
Why insist on being so unconventional?
Aside from that, Maomao’s competitive spirit once again left Lin Yu feeling helpless.
He casually said:
"When the teacher randomly quizzes students to recite 'The Song of the Autumn Wind Breaking the Cottage,' if Maomao, Little Dog, Little Pig, and Little Tiger all raise their hands, who do you think the teacher will call on?"
Maomao: "!!!"
A blind spot...
Yet another blind spot in her knowledge!
Calm down.
Carefully analyze the question. Perhaps there’s a clue.
'The Song of the Autumn Wind Breaking the Cottage'...
Cottage... Cat Cottage?
So the answer might be Maomao?
No.
Whenever Lin Yu posed a question, it could never be approached with conventional thinking.
Perhaps this option was intentionally planted as a trap.
Maomao pondered for half a minute and answered:
"It's the tiger!"
"Because among the twelve zodiac animals, it ranks the highest!"
Lin Yu clicked his tongue and shook his head:
"Maomao, just how boring was your childhood?"
With that, Lin Yu tossed the last remaining piece of senbei to her.
Maomao hurriedly caught it.
When she came back to her senses, Lin Yu had already left the room.
Maomao: "???"
"What... what does that mean?"
"Yiwei, why did he leave?"
Xia Yiwei secretly admired Lin Yu's quick thinking and teased:
"Isn't the answer in your hand?"
Maomao processed this for a few seconds: "!!!"
...
Back in his room, Lin Yu locked the door behind him.
There was one thing he hadn't lied about.
He really did have some urgent coding to do at the moment!
The newly acquired skill had to be put to use while it was still fresh...
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
