Damn it! They're playing the arcade game King of Fighters!
How retro is this?
In this day and age, there are actually people who have an old-fashioned coin-operated arcade machine at home?
"Don't move!"
"Da-da-da..."
"Da-da-da..."
A steady and imposing woman shouted, preventing the outsiders from disturbing their duel.
Lin Yu thought that with Shen Buyao's personality, she'd just charge forward without a second thought.
Unexpectedly,
She actually paced forward obediently, slowing down her steps.
At the same time, she pressed down her palm, signaling Lin Yu behind her to do the same.
Taking this opportunity,
Thanks to his height advantage, Lin Yu sized up the middle-aged and young ladies behind the arcade machine.
To be precise,
Should it be a middle-aged woman and a young girl?
The middle-aged woman who had just shouted was plump and hefty.
Just her weight was at least over 75 kilograms.
She didn't seem very tall, which made her figure appear even more solid.
Could this be the "old cow" Shen Buyao had mentioned?
But that didn't make sense!
The girl sitting beside her... was a young girl!
The girl was wearing a black-and-white striped baseball cap backwards.
There was a lollipop in her mouth.
Even though it was summer, she was wearing a black-and-white baseball uniform.
Sure, it was a bit cold underground, but there was no need to dress so warmly.
The indoor lights weren't very bright, but the arcade screen was shining brightly.
It illuminated the girl's face, revealing a fair and slender face that was quite likable.
Lin Yu thought to himself...
But that still didn't make sense!
Wasn't it just said that they were here to find Huang Feirong's mother?
Obviously,
A young girl couldn't have such a grown-up daughter.
Not even the Virgin of the Heavenly Mountains could do it!
So,
The girl must be Shen Buyao's Ninth Aunt!
Are Shen Buyao's grandparents in such good health?
Or did her grandfather remarry a very healthy grandmother?
This pair of King of Fighters gaming partners really gave Lin Yu a huge amount of information.
"Da-da-da!"
"Da-da-da!"
"Got it!!"
At the critical moment, Sister Hong skillfully mashed the buttons to perform a combo.
Excitedly, she stood up from her seat, declaring her victory.
The girl in the baseball cap hung her shoulders weakly and lowered her head reluctantly.
She was still muttering to herself:
"Sister Hong, how long have you been secretly practicing that last combo?"
"Why have I never seen you use it before? You're so sneaky!"
"Hey, this is your 19th win. You still have a long way to go to catch up with my 3,226 wins."
Lin Yu: "..."
The skill gap is so big.
Is it really necessary to keep playing?
Sister Hong, you have a masochistic tendency!
It's confirmed.
The uniformed sister outside also mentioned "Sister Hong" just now.
The hefty aunt is Sister Hong, the "boss" here!
That is, Huang Feirong's own mother.
So,
The girl is Shen Buyao's Ninth Aunt!
"Stop discussing your boring and outdated game."
"Aunt Hong, I have something important to talk to this 'old cow' about!"
Shen Buyao walked behind the girl, crossing her arms in front of her chest, and said arrogantly.
Lin Yu: "..."
Liars!
They're all big liars who talk nonsense!
Where is she old?
Where is she like a cow?
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that this young lady is as flat as a plain.
Is it necessary to give someone such a nickname?
Are you just here to mock?
Sister Hong was wearing a fiery red dress, which fully showed her fiery personality.
Seeing so many people come in, Sister Hong folded her arms and said to Shen Buyao:
"Yaoyao, can you talk to your elders more gently?"
"Are you bringing my daughter and... who is this? To cause trouble at my place?"
Shen Buyao stared firmly at the girl without even raising her eyelids.
She stubbornly replied:
"Aunt Hong, everyone here can testify that my tone is already very gentle."
Lin Yu: "..."
Hey, come to think of it,
That's actually true.
At least when talking to Sister Hong, she didn't use a single swear word.
Huang Feirong felt the delicate atmosphere in the room.
She kept moving towards the door.
At the same time,
She tried to hide herself behind Lin Yu's tall figure.
"Get out here!"
Sister Hong roared in a powerful voice, which made Huang Feirong tremble.
"You've had your fun outside. Isn't it time to go back and study?"
Huang Feirong poked her head out pleadingly and said in a trembling voice:
"Mom, please don't make me study. I'm really not good at it."
"Essay writing is so difficult. Can't I just find another way to make a living?"
As soon as she finished speaking,
Sister Hong rushed towards Lin Yu's direction.
Her imposing manner really scared him.
Sister Hong... don't come over!
This is your mother-daughter business. Don't involve innocent people.
"Oh? Now you're telling me you can't pass the exam!"
"The nanny said you sit in front of the computer at home until late at night for classes."
"And she even praised you for being hardworking. I thought you'd finally come to your senses."
"What kind of classes have you been taking sitting in front of the computer all day?"
Sister Hong chased after her.
Seeing this, Huang Feirong started to run around Lin Yu like "King Qin circling the pillar".
How Lin Yu wished he could really be a pillar at this moment...
Your daughter is probably taking "dance classes" 70% of the time.
And the other 30%, it might be "physiology classes".
What a sin.
He's just a "customer"!
Is this how you treat customers?
After running around twice.
The clever queen of dirty jokes finally couldn't escape the clutches of the mistress of the house.
She was grabbed by the arm and pushed in front of Lin Yu.
Lin Yu felt awkward. It was inappropriate to hold her, and it was also inappropriate not to hold her.
He opened his arms in an arc and barely blocked Huang Feirong.
Suddenly, Huang Feirong seemed to remember something and quickly grabbed Lin Yu's two arms.
She wrapped them around her shoulders like a quilt.
Lin Yu: "!!!"
What the hell...
Is she trying to kill me!
Sister Hong glared and for the first time took a good look at Lin Yu.
"You little hussy, are you in a relationship?"
"Where did you find such a young guy?"
"Are you following in your dad's footsteps?"
"Kid, let me tell you, this is my family business.
"If you still want those two arms of yours, let go of her right now!"
Like doing gymnastics, Lin Yu forced his arms to straighten under Huang Feirong's tugging.
"Sister Hong, please allow me to introduce myself first."
"I'm not your daughter's boyfriend. I'm a customer here to sell antiques."
Sister Hong nodded thoughtfully:
"Oh~"
"Did you get together in my auction house?"
"You're a daring little brat!"
"Did she sleep with you?"
"Did she, right?"
"When did it happen, and how many times?"
"If you don't make it clear about the time, place, and number of times, I'll break all three of your legs today!"
Lin Yu: "!!!"
Lin Yu wasn't sure where Shen Buyao inherited her talent for swearing.
But the queen of dirty jokes really has that vulgarity in her blood!
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close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
