【Congratulations to "Big Head Controls Little Head" for becoming a Captain!】
【Congratulations to "I Can't Stop Myself" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
【Congratulations to "Listening in the Dark Brings Me Joy" for renewing their Captain subscription for 12 months!】
【Congratulations to "Mebia's Whip" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
【Congratulations to "Even the Cat Died After Listening" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】...
In an instant, a flood of Captains seemed to sprout like bamboo shoots after rain in the bottom right corner of the screen. The barrage of comments had already covered the entire screen, scrolling frantically above the input box—
"Ahhhh! I can't take it anymore! The succubus spoke! She said something!!"
"I will always love Mebia! I declare myself Mebia's dog! Pant, pant~"
"Bro, no, no, no, something's off with the succubus today! She looks way more seductive than before! She never used to make expressions like this!!!"
"True, true! Who can resist this, bro?!"
「Even the Cat Died After Listening」: "Oh no, I messed up. I meant to become a Captain, but I accidentally became a Patron. What do I do, bros?"
「Don't Say It, But You're Right」: "Just kidding yourself, don't drag us into it. Your hand had a mind of its own. Now Mebia has to extend her stream."
"..."
It was already impossible to make out what they were talking about.
With the sudden influx of Captains and Patrons, Mebia's "Endurance" timer instantly increased by 12 hours...
A quick glance at the livestream revealed that in just a short moment, 3 Patrons and 12 Captains had already spent money, and this was only the beginning...
"This is bad," someone thought with a chill.
Tang Hua stood in front of the screen, raising a finger to her lips, signaling the audience to "be quiet."
Her alluring and captivating demeanor immediately made the viewers lose control, their desires surging uncontrollably. Some even started posting explicit comments in the barrage, causing the moderators to work overtime.
The number of Captains continued to rise.
Rising like crazy.
Lu Qing was shocked.
Bai Xing was dumbfounded.
Su Ling frowned deeply.
Liu Yi grabbed her phone back.
Under the overpass, a scar-faced man carrying a baseball bat ran up to Li Mingshi, breathing heavily. "Boss! Mebia spoke! I need a 3-minute break to become a Patron."
"You bastard... you're listening to a livestream during a gang fight?"
"Boss, I won't do it again."
【Congratulations to "Bro Li the Invincible" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
...
Today, everyone finally understood what it meant to "make the entire livestream boil over with just one sentence."
If Mebia's opening line was just the spark, then her subsequent wicked expressions, the subtle lip-licking and drooling when she saw the gifts, were the ultimate weapons that shattered the viewers' defenses.
No one could resist the temptation of a succubus, especially one with such a strong contrast—
In her last livestream, she was shy and innocent, but this time she had transformed, making bold moves.
Of course, these moves were perfectly balanced on the edge of "not getting banned by the moderators."
They were neither too explicit nor too tame,
but instead conveyed the natural demeanor of a succubus, managing to be seductive without being vulgar, alluring without being dirty.
It was clear that she had put in a lot of effort to study the habits of a succubus.
Soon, the slogan "Come to Mebia's livestream to see a real succubus" became the theme of the night.
Everyone was so hooked that once they clicked in, they couldn't leave. At the same time, Tang Hua responded to every gift and donation with subtle "demon realm feedback"...
At this moment, Lu Qing realized he was in danger.
Because in less than 30 minutes since the stream started, Tang Hua had already gained 35 new Captains... and that didn't even include the Patrons.
At this rate... it was certain that she wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.
And if she couldn't sleep, it meant he would have to clean up the mess for her,
which meant becoming a Governor at the right moment... to reset the "Endurance Recovery" timer.
This feature was originally designed as a safety net, as it was rare for a wealthy fan to actually spend 20,000 yuan to become a Governor and try to exhaust the streamer.
He had designed the Governor reset to save Tang Hua in emergencies, allowing her to rest without getting stuck in a deadlock.
But he had overlooked the fact that his action would instantly push the 3,000 Captain milestone forward by over 150 points (20,000/128 = 156 Captains)... In other words, saving Tang Hua meant spending 20,000 yuan to help her conquer him.
"I..."
By the time he realized this, it was too late.
At the time, he had only been thinking about how to protect her and keep her from getting hurt, without considering that protecting her would only make her devour him faster...
When you think about it, isn't that just how a succubus is?
You dare to save a succubus?
Fine.
The succubus will definitely repay you, right?
And since she's a succubus, how else would she repay you?
How else?
There's only one answer.
—"No one gets out alive."
【Tonight, either you die or I perish.】
"..."
Lu Qing had already predicted that Tang Hua would likely reach the 3,000 Captain milestone within 10 streams...
At a rate of 300 Captains per night, she could really do it.
But!
The cunning Lu Qing wasn't without a plan!
Having been through countless battles and kept his purity intact all these years!
There were still ways to stop her.
At this moment, his eyes narrowed, and his mind raced—
【Got it.】
【As long as I recall Bai Xing when she's close to success... and have Bai Xing replace her for the stream, denying her the chance to go live, she won't be able to complete the last few Captains or dozens of Captains, right?】
【I'm such a genius, aren't I?】
【Oh my, I'm so evil.】
【I... Emm...】
【I'm kind of being a jerk.】
Even though it was only her first stream, Tang Hua had already scared Lu Qing into resorting to underhanded tactics.
At the same time, he had to face a pressing question—
"If she really succeeds, what should I do?"
If I don't cheat, do I really have to fulfill the promise?
But...
But...
Putting aside other moral considerations, just thinking about the actions involved,
wouldn't that make me a... a human sacrifice?
It definitely would, right?
Even though Tang Hua keeps saying, "I'll definitely ensure the boss's health," isn't that too risky?
Can you really trust those words coming from a succubus?
Trusting her is no different from believing, "It's fine, I'll just... make sure it's quick..." isn't it?
Lu Qing clutched his head, curled up on Tang Hua's bed, deep in thought.
The stream continued.
Smoothly.
Meanwhile, Tang Hua glanced at her boss on the bed out of the corner of her eye, licked her lips, and smiled triumphantly.
She thought to herself:
"The boss is right. In life, never forget your original intentions."
"My efforts haven't been in vain. My persistence has meaning."
"It's just that my original intention is simple."
—To eat well and play well.
And now...
【I'm about to have my feast.】
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rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
