【Congratulations to "Big Head Controls Little Head" for becoming a Captain!】
【Congratulations to "I Can't Stop Myself" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
【Congratulations to "Listening in the Dark Brings Me Joy" for renewing their Captain subscription for 12 months!】
【Congratulations to "Mebia's Whip" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
【Congratulations to "Even the Cat Died After Listening" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】...
In an instant, a flood of Captains seemed to sprout like bamboo shoots after rain in the bottom right corner of the screen. The barrage of comments had already covered the entire screen, scrolling frantically above the input box—
"Ahhhh! I can't take it anymore! The succubus spoke! She said something!!"
"I will always love Mebia! I declare myself Mebia's dog! Pant, pant~"
"Bro, no, no, no, something's off with the succubus today! She looks way more seductive than before! She never used to make expressions like this!!!"
"True, true! Who can resist this, bro?!"
「Even the Cat Died After Listening」: "Oh no, I messed up. I meant to become a Captain, but I accidentally became a Patron. What do I do, bros?"
「Don't Say It, But You're Right」: "Just kidding yourself, don't drag us into it. Your hand had a mind of its own. Now Mebia has to extend her stream."
"..."
It was already impossible to make out what they were talking about.
With the sudden influx of Captains and Patrons, Mebia's "Endurance" timer instantly increased by 12 hours...
A quick glance at the livestream revealed that in just a short moment, 3 Patrons and 12 Captains had already spent money, and this was only the beginning...
"This is bad," someone thought with a chill.
Tang Hua stood in front of the screen, raising a finger to her lips, signaling the audience to "be quiet."
Her alluring and captivating demeanor immediately made the viewers lose control, their desires surging uncontrollably. Some even started posting explicit comments in the barrage, causing the moderators to work overtime.
The number of Captains continued to rise.
Rising like crazy.
Lu Qing was shocked.
Bai Xing was dumbfounded.
Su Ling frowned deeply.
Liu Yi grabbed her phone back.
Under the overpass, a scar-faced man carrying a baseball bat ran up to Li Mingshi, breathing heavily. "Boss! Mebia spoke! I need a 3-minute break to become a Patron."
"You bastard... you're listening to a livestream during a gang fight?"
"Boss, I won't do it again."
【Congratulations to "Bro Li the Invincible" for becoming a Patron of this livestream!】
...
Today, everyone finally understood what it meant to "make the entire livestream boil over with just one sentence."
If Mebia's opening line was just the spark, then her subsequent wicked expressions, the subtle lip-licking and drooling when she saw the gifts, were the ultimate weapons that shattered the viewers' defenses.
No one could resist the temptation of a succubus, especially one with such a strong contrast—
In her last livestream, she was shy and innocent, but this time she had transformed, making bold moves.
Of course, these moves were perfectly balanced on the edge of "not getting banned by the moderators."
They were neither too explicit nor too tame,
but instead conveyed the natural demeanor of a succubus, managing to be seductive without being vulgar, alluring without being dirty.
It was clear that she had put in a lot of effort to study the habits of a succubus.
Soon, the slogan "Come to Mebia's livestream to see a real succubus" became the theme of the night.
Everyone was so hooked that once they clicked in, they couldn't leave. At the same time, Tang Hua responded to every gift and donation with subtle "demon realm feedback"...
At this moment, Lu Qing realized he was in danger.
Because in less than 30 minutes since the stream started, Tang Hua had already gained 35 new Captains... and that didn't even include the Patrons.
At this rate... it was certain that she wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.
And if she couldn't sleep, it meant he would have to clean up the mess for her,
which meant becoming a Governor at the right moment... to reset the "Endurance Recovery" timer.
This feature was originally designed as a safety net, as it was rare for a wealthy fan to actually spend 20,000 yuan to become a Governor and try to exhaust the streamer.
He had designed the Governor reset to save Tang Hua in emergencies, allowing her to rest without getting stuck in a deadlock.
But he had overlooked the fact that his action would instantly push the 3,000 Captain milestone forward by over 150 points (20,000/128 = 156 Captains)... In other words, saving Tang Hua meant spending 20,000 yuan to help her conquer him.
"I..."
By the time he realized this, it was too late.
At the time, he had only been thinking about how to protect her and keep her from getting hurt, without considering that protecting her would only make her devour him faster...
When you think about it, isn't that just how a succubus is?
You dare to save a succubus?
Fine.
The succubus will definitely repay you, right?
And since she's a succubus, how else would she repay you?
How else?
There's only one answer.
—"No one gets out alive."
【Tonight, either you die or I perish.】
"..."
Lu Qing had already predicted that Tang Hua would likely reach the 3,000 Captain milestone within 10 streams...
At a rate of 300 Captains per night, she could really do it.
But!
The cunning Lu Qing wasn't without a plan!
Having been through countless battles and kept his purity intact all these years!
There were still ways to stop her.
At this moment, his eyes narrowed, and his mind raced—
【Got it.】
【As long as I recall Bai Xing when she's close to success... and have Bai Xing replace her for the stream, denying her the chance to go live, she won't be able to complete the last few Captains or dozens of Captains, right?】
【I'm such a genius, aren't I?】
【Oh my, I'm so evil.】
【I... Emm...】
【I'm kind of being a jerk.】
Even though it was only her first stream, Tang Hua had already scared Lu Qing into resorting to underhanded tactics.
At the same time, he had to face a pressing question—
"If she really succeeds, what should I do?"
If I don't cheat, do I really have to fulfill the promise?
But...
But...
Putting aside other moral considerations, just thinking about the actions involved,
wouldn't that make me a... a human sacrifice?
It definitely would, right?
Even though Tang Hua keeps saying, "I'll definitely ensure the boss's health," isn't that too risky?
Can you really trust those words coming from a succubus?
Trusting her is no different from believing, "It's fine, I'll just... make sure it's quick..." isn't it?
Lu Qing clutched his head, curled up on Tang Hua's bed, deep in thought.
The stream continued.
Smoothly.
Meanwhile, Tang Hua glanced at her boss on the bed out of the corner of her eye, licked her lips, and smiled triumphantly.
She thought to herself:
"The boss is right. In life, never forget your original intentions."
"My efforts haven't been in vain. My persistence has meaning."
"It's just that my original intention is simple."
—To eat well and play well.
And now...
【I'm about to have my feast.】
...
...
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
