[On Changhen Slope, the last main force of the demon army within the Five Regions has been slaughtered by you, their corpses littering the plains.]
[With the old marshal slaughtering enemies in all directions, the morale of the entire army naturally soared.]
[Martial artists are all hot-blooded individuals; the whole army roared as they fought, courageous and fearless.]
[The total annihilation of this demon army was a foregone conclusion.]
[However, in the chaotic battle, several great demons of the Spirit Sea and Condensing Spirit realms sacrificed their lives to ensure Feng Yucheng's escape.]
[Wang Ping and the others could not spare their hands to pursue him.]
[If the other soldiers chased after him, it would only be throwing their lives away for nothing.]
[At this moment, you had a premonition that today's Changhen Slope would likely be the final resting place of your life.]
[But you did not hesitate.]
["Annihilate the remaining enemies, leave this person to me!"]
[The crowd shouted from behind you.]
["Marshal! Don't go! Marshal!!"]
[Executing the Rocket Step, you transformed into a shooting star soaring across the ground, chasing straight after him.]
["Feng Yucheng!! Die!!"]
[The trait 'True Father of the Alien Races' exerted its power!]
[At the same time, your entire body radiated golden light as you activated the exclusive ability of a Golden Body Realm martial artist—the Golden Body State!]
[This state was like a Saiyan going Super Saiyan, drastically increasing your physical strength!]
[The price was an accelerated consumption of stamina.]
[With an iron fist empowered by the Golden Body and a hundredfold vitality, you smashed the earth open with a single punch!]
["Rumble!!"]
[The cracks on the ground continuously spread to Feng Yucheng's feet, forcing him to flap his wings and take flight for a moment.]
[His fleshy wings allowed him to hover briefly, but he could not fly freely like a bird.]
[You pursued relentlessly, attacking fiercely from behind, beating Feng Yucheng into a miserable state.]
["Chen Yi! The demon race has been defeated! Spare my life, and I will never return to the Five Regions!!"]
["In your dreams! You human traitor!!"]
["I did all this just to become stronger! I don't have the aptitude of those geniuses, so I can only resort to any means necessary! Whoever can make me stronger, I will work for them! I heard you also have low-grade bone roots, can't you understand?!"]
["I never betrayed the human race, so it's very hard to understand!!"]
[The two of you engaged in a fierce melee.]
[Even though Feng Yucheng's cultivation realm was slightly higher than yours and he had the enhancement of a bizarre transformation, he was still no match for you at all.]
[The strictest father of the alien races simply had too much authority.]
[In his desperation, Feng Yucheng took out a stone pot spirit artifact.]
[You didn't recognize it, but you could see its demonic aura soaring to the heavens.]
[The Myriad Soul Banner recognized it.]
["Demon Refining Pot!"]
["Is it also an immortal artifact?"]
["Yes! And it's the main body!"]
[He had the Demon Refining Pot, and you had the Myriad Soul Banner!]
[You released a massive amount of demon souls from the Myriad Soul Banner.]
[Feng Yucheng released a massive amount of mortal souls that had turned into malicious ghosts from the Demon Refining Pot.]
[One of you used the Myriad Soul Banner to kill demons, while the other used the Demon Refining Pot to kill humans. It could truly be called a peak showdown.]
[Unfortunately for him, you were still superior.]
[Feng Yucheng wanted to escape, but his retreat was always cut off by you.]
["Crack!!"]
[Amidst the fierce battle, you severed Feng Yucheng's tail with a single sword strike.]
["Ah!!"]
[Feng Yucheng was in agonizing pain, the veins on his face bulging.]
[You pressed the advantage and pursued, sweeping your sword horizontally again, aiming straight for Feng Yucheng's head!]
[Suddenly, 'Spider-Sense' responded violently.]
[Danger!]
[From behind!]
[You swung the sword that was meant to decapitate Feng Yucheng toward your back instead.]
["Squelch!!"]
[It was the tail you had just severed!]
[It actually moved on its own!]
[Although you reacted quickly and chopped it to pieces, the tip of the tail still pricked your arm.]
[It was just a tiny wound, barely showing a trace of blood, no different from a mosquito bite.]
[But you still sensed that something was wrong.]
["Thud..."]
[You fell to one knee, supporting your body with the bronze battle sword, panting heavily.]
[Feng Yucheng sneered endlessly, wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth with his scale-covered arm.]
["Chen Yi, you're finished. This round! I win!"]
["Your... your tail is poisonous?"]
["Of course, this poison is my ultimate trump card. Everything just now was merely to make you fall for the trap."]
["You... you are clearly human, why... why did you turn into such a monster..."]
["This is a fortuitous encounter! I seized every fortuitous encounter I could grasp to obtain today's power! Haven't you noticed that I am older than you, yet I look younger?"]
[Feng Yucheng was triumphant, enjoying the joy of victory and showing off his power.]
[This is what they call a leopard never changing its spots. At the end of the last simulation, he also blabbered a bunch of nonsense before killing you.]
[Suddenly, Feng Yucheng's pupils abruptly contracted.]
[A surge of energy pierced right through his chest, giving him a chilling blow straight to the core.]
[Star-Shattering Wave Finger!]
[Watching you slowly stand up with your right hand forming a finger sword, Feng Yucheng turned pale with fright.]
["No, impossible! My Dragonman Poison has no antidote! It's highly toxic! Even a Martial King Realm expert would die from it! How can you be fine?!"]
[With a horizontal sweep of your sword, you beheaded him.]
[Feng Yucheng's head spun in the air, and in the final moments of his life, he heard your shout.]
["I am a veteran user of Tomato!! What kind of poison haven't I tasted?! What does this little bit of deadly poison count for??!!"]
[This counter-kill was the trait 'Veteran Tomato User' exerting its power!]
[However.]
[The Dragonman Poison Feng Yucheng mentioned was no ordinary poison. It had a special toxicity, and it was extremely potent, second to none in the entire world. It could poison a Martial King to death, how could it not be formidable?]
[The toxicity was too strong; 'Veteran Tomato User' could only provide a certain degree of resistance and could not completely immunize you against it.]
[Coupled with the fact that your lifespan was approaching its limit, your vitality was already fragile to begin with.]
[You knew you wouldn't be able to survive this ordeal.]
["Ending it here is pretty good too. I can be considered to have fulfilled my promise to the Sword Master. The main demon threats within the Five Regions have all been cleared out... The old monk won't be disappointed either. Hmph, I didn't break my word to your idol..."]
[Your body began to sway unsteadily.]
[You walked over to Feng Yucheng's corpse, kicked his monster-like body aside, and picked up the Demon Refining Pot.]
["Demon Refining Pot..."]
[The voice of the artifact spirit came from the Demon Refining Pot.]
["Oh my! Old Marshal! Greetings and auspiciousness to you! With just one look, I can tell you're a hundred times more formidable than this Feng Yucheng! Now that's what I call au-au-au-au-au-au-au-authentic!"]
[You stood frozen on the spot for three seconds.]
["Myriad Soul Banner, are all you immortal artifact spirits this bizarre?"]
[The Myriad Soul Banner argued defensively.]
["Hey! Buddy! You can speak food, but you can't eat words! We immortal artifacts have a lot of class, alright!"]
[You shook your head with a bitter smile and returned to the main topic.]
["Is there any way to cure the poison?"]
[The Myriad Soul Banner swayed.]
["No."]
[You looked at the Demon Refining Pot again.]
["What about you?"]
["I only know how to refine living creatures into pools of blood; I don't know anything else about this!"]
["Do you know what's going on with Feng Yucheng? Why did he turn into a monster?"]
["Hey! Talk about a coincidence, huh? I have no idea either! By the time I started following him, he was already in this sorry state!"]
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
