[You hid in a dark corner and, without anyone noticing, completely rewrote the Peace Bureau’s command files.]
[Orders that originally called for the capture of Tinder Society members were changed to orders to capture alien forces allied with the Sacred Dragon Society.]
[Orders that originally called for the suppression of human uprisings were changed to orders to transport supplies and provide support to the affected areas.]
[Orders that originally called for the elimination of human experts were changed to orders to eliminate experts from a certain alien race.]
[Fortunately, after going through the sixth simulation, you had learned something about the major powers and prominent figures in the Milky River System. Otherwise, you really wouldn’t have known how to fabricate all those orders.]
[“Hahaha… How interesting! How interesting! I wonder if they’ll actually carry out what I wrote. Ah! There’s the Milky River Daily. Any major operation by the Peace Bureau is bound to make the papers!”]
[This place was no longer safe. After altering a mountain of command files, you slipped away and, with a horde of pursuers hot on your heels, charged into outer space, once again traveling with the Black Monkey King.]
[After that, you and the Black Monkey King continued wreaking havoc throughout the universe.]
[Immortal Ring Star, headquarters of the Immortal Ring Bureau, the organization responsible for managing the distribution of immortal energy throughout the Milky River System.]
[They were the ones who allocated immortal energy, deciding which planets would be second-class, first-class, or special-class worlds.]
[You and the Black Monkey King stormed inside and smashed everything in sight.]
[Before leaving, you thoroughly scrambled the Milky River Grand Array they used to distribute immortal energy.]
[A pile of third-class worlds received the immortal energy of first-class worlds, while a pile of first-class worlds had all their immortal energy drained away and became third-class worlds on the spot.]
[“He scrambled the Milky River Grand Array! Damn it! Every bit of immortal energy is allocated with absolute precision. How long is it going to take us to put everything back in order now?!”]
[Sunrise Star, home of the Milky River Daily.]
[There were very few experts here, so you and the Black Monkey King quickly established yourselves as the rulers of the place.]
[Using force, the two of you demanded that the Milky River Daily report only on your “glorious achievements” for an entire month.]
[You also demanded that the articles praise the two of you with the most extravagant and flowery language possible.]
[The Sacred Dragon writer employed by the Milky River Daily had quite a lot of integrity.]
[“You two great fiends! You’ve rampaged across the star system, destroying everything in your path, robbing people everywhere, and slaughtering countless innocents! I will never sing your praises!”]
[You let out a cold laugh.]
[“You won’t write? Then I’ll kill your entire clan!”]
[“Even if you kill ten entire clans of mine, I still won’t write!”]
[“Good! Then I’ll grant your wish!”]
[You pulled up the man’s employee records, found out where all his relatives lived, along with his friends and colleagues, and hunted them down one by one. You dragged them over and killed them in front of him.]
[“No! You monster! You absolute monster!”]
[The Black Monkey King applauded from the side.]
[“So wicked! So wicked! You really are a bad guy, brother! Hahaha!”]
[The Milky River Daily had no choice but to praise the two of you, who were wanted criminals, in its daily reports for an entire month, broadcasting your “glorious achievements” across the entire star system.]
[Simply writing words of praise wasn’t enough to fill the required space.]
[So the two of you truthfully revealed all your past “glorious deeds.”]
[The Black Monkey King: “I know who the father of Queen of the Dragon-Scaled Horses’ illegitimate son is. I was there at the time.”]
[You: “The mysterious disappearance of my college roommate’s toilet paper? That was me! Hahaha!”]
[The Black Monkey King: “The daughter of the Sacred Lord of the Thunder Beasts isn’t his biological daughter either. How do I know? Because I was there at the time.”]
[You: “Every night at midnight, I’d confess my love to someone different outside the girls’ dormitory. The moment the dorm supervisor came out, I’d run away. That was me too! Hahaha!”]
[The Black Monkey King: “Our Great King of the Star Apes has three hundred princes, and one hundred and sixty-seven of them aren’t his biological sons. Yes, I was there for that too.”]
[You: “After I started working, I’d install a virus on my boss’s computer, then help him remove it. No work needed—an entire day would pass just like that! That was me too! Hahahaha!”]
[After a month, the two of you fled.]
[If you didn’t leave, the pursuers would arrive.]
[You and the Black Monkey King roamed across the Milky River System for an entire year.]
[People began calling you the Demonic Twin Stars, the Man-Ape Marauders, the Devil Monkey and Man, the Ferocious Twin Fiends, and many other names.]
[“Brother! It’s open again! I can feel it—this one leads to an even more fun planet! Let’s go!”]
[After frequently traveling through space for an entire year, the Black Monkey King’s head had been plucked nearly bald.]
[The spatial tunnel opened this time looked rather unstable, probably because he hadn’t had enough monkey hair to use.]
[As usual, you followed behind the Black Monkey King.]
[You never expected that before you could even step inside, the Black Monkey King’s tunnel would close.]
[“Huh? Hey, man! Are you messing with me?! Hey! Come back! I haven’t gotten on yet!!”]
[The universe was cold, boundless, empty, and silent. All you could hear was your own heartbeat.]
[Looking around, you saw nothing but darkness. Only in the far distance were there faint specks of starlight.]
[And you had no idea how far away that sea of stars was.]
“What the hell happened…? I really screwed up this time…”
In the real world, Chen Yi stared blankly.
It looked like the Black Monkey King hadn’t done it on purpose.
The problem was that the guy was unreliable. He had closed the tunnel before the simulated version of Chen Yi could catch up.
Well, this was just great.
He couldn’t travel through space on his own.
He didn’t even know which region of the stars he was currently in.
Although he had a starship, without a navigational route, there was no way to travel quickly.
“Is this what they call… being lost in space?”
[You were bewildered.]
[But you quickly came to terms with it.]
[You clasped your hands behind your head, crossed your legs, and simply began drifting through space.]
[“Whatever. Not my problem. I’m about to draw a trait anyway, and that guy is definitely going to replace me…”]
[Your eyes shifted as you suddenly spoke toward the void.]
[“Actually, you should consider not replacing me. Without Venom’s enhancement, your body won’t be able to withstand the environment of outer space. This simulation will end right here, you know? If you keep me around, there’s still a chance I can find a navigational route.”]
Chen Yi knew that “Venom” was speaking to him.
But Chen Yi had already made up his mind.
“You’re still not replacing him?! Just look at all the stupid things he’s done this past year!
“All he does is make trouble! He even got lost! He’s completely derailed all my plans!
“He doesn’t cultivate, he doesn’t comprehend anything, he doesn’t build connections, and he doesn’t investigate intelligence or explore new maps. All he thinks about is conquering this and conquering that!
“He doesn’t have a plan at all. All he knows is fighting and killing. Who exactly does he think he can conquer?!”
Sotuofeiren and the Xuanlan Five Brothers, who were guarding the entrance, heard Chen Yi shouting.
Sotuofeiren: “Who could the master be arguing with?”
Xuanlan Big Brother: “What do you mean, ‘master’? He isn’t even in front of you. Who are you putting on an act for?”
Sotuofeiren: “What kind of thing is that to say? Whether the master is in front of me or not, my loyalty to him shines like the moon hanging high in the sky!”
The Xuanlan Five Brothers: “…”
[Year ninety-two. Age one hundred and eighteen.]
[Drawing a trait…]
[Drawing successful!]
[「Wallfacer」(Purple Epic): No one can see through your thoughts. No one.]
[Would you like to adjust the trait?]
[Yes/No]
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he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
