【The Black Monkey King took you hopping all over the Tianhe Galaxy.】
【You saw planets whose internal resources had been completely excavated, ocean planets used to raise gigantic aquatic mounts, and planets where fierce winds never stopped, with people meditating upon and comprehending wind-related divine abilities…】
【“Little Blackie, are you actually any good at this? Is your random teleportation really this inaccurate?”】
【“Heh heh! Don’t rush, don’t rush. As the saying goes, there’s order within chaos. This move of mine may look completely random, but it actually follows its own pattern.”】
【“An unreliable pattern, perhaps…”】
【Much to your surprise, after another spatial jump, the Black Monkey King really did bring you to a super-grade star!】
【The Black Monkey King rubbed his already balding head and pointed at the enormous planet in the distance, its surface flowing with auspicious clouds and radiant colors.】
【“Hahahaha! That’s Ares Star!”】
【Your eyes lit up.】
【“Ares Star? The capital of the Ares Immortal Kingdom! The planet where the Ares royal family resides, as well as the political, economic, and military center of the Ares Immortal Kingdom!”】
【“That’s right! This is the place! Let me take a look…”】
【Black light shot from the Black Monkey King’s eyes toward Ares Star.】
【His technique was similar to clairvoyance, allowing him to see distant scenes with perfect clarity.】
【“Wonderful, wonderful! The Ares royal family is holding their once-every-thousand-years Imperial Court Banquet. Everyone invited is either a member of the imperial clan, an important minister of the immortal kingdom, or the leader of a top-tier faction!】
【“Heavenly treasures from all over the immortal kingdom are being served as food and wine, while rare treasures are being given out as gifts to the guests!】
【“They say that even the scraps thrown to the guests’ mounts would be enough to elevate a sect on a second-grade star into a first-rate local power!”】
【The Black Monkey King rattled off these details like a true expert.】
【You couldn’t help giving him a sidelong glance.】
【“Have you eaten those scraps?”】
【“Bullshit! I’m a dignified Immortal King—why would I eat scraps? Before I was sealed away, I attended the banquet several times!”】
【“Attended? Would they invite you? You don’t exactly look like a respectable person.”】
【“Who says you need an invitation to attend?”】
【You and the Black Monkey King exchanged a glance, the corners of both your mouths rising at the same time.】
【“Time to eat!!”】
【You and the Black Monkey King transformed into two meteors and plummeted from outer space at terrifying speed, heading straight for the Ares royal gardens—the venue of this Imperial Court Banquet.】
【Members of the royal family and the leaders of top factions from throughout the immortal kingdom were drinking and conversing merrily.】
【The atmosphere was harmonious and orderly. There were all kinds of races among the guests, but not a single human.】
【Anyone who could appear at such an event either had astonishing connections or cultivation that had reached the Heaven-Transcending level or higher. Immortal Lords and Immortal Kings were everywhere.】
【Someone spotted the two shooting stars in the sky.】
【“Oh, dear King Zhezheli Kanjiji, is this the entertainment you prepared for us? Two humanoid meteors?”】
【Zhezheli Kanjiji was the current king of the Ares Immortal Kingdom. He possessed the powerful cultivation of an Immortal King and ruled over half the Southern Star Realm, commanding countless elite soldiers and powerful generals and enjoying the support of innumerable subjects.】
【The king wore golden battle armor encrusted with strange gemstones. Upon his head sat a crown larger than his own head, and he sported a bulging belly and a face covered in a full beard.】
【King Zhezheli Kanjiji glanced up and immediately spoke in a calm, booming voice.】
【“Without a doubt! They are two invaders! They’re about to crash right here!! Guards!!! Turn them into air!!”】
【His expression and movements were indeed calm, but his voice was deafeningly loud.】
【This was a tradition of the Ares royal family.】
【The royal guard rushed into action, soaring into the sky!】
【The royal guard was defeated at light speed and turned into a mist of blood!】
【Black Monkey King: “Heh heh!! Old Black is back again!! Old King, how could you hold a feast without inviting Old Black? That’s seriously lacking in hospitality!!”】
【You: “Get out of my way!! Heavenly treasures!! Rare treasures!! They’re all mine!! All mine!!!”】
【The two lunatics came crashing down.】
【Every defensive measure in the royal gardens was as flimsy as paper before them, shattered on the spot by a single iron staff and a single fist.】
【Formations collapsed, barriers shattered, talismans flew everywhere, and guardian beasts died one after another…】
【One of them was covered from head to toe in black fur, while the other radiated black energy. No matter how you looked at them, they were two great demon kings.】
【The two charged into the royal gardens, beating everyone they encountered.】
【Anything edible was stuffed into their mouths on the spot and swallowed with thunderous force.】
【Anything inedible was tossed into the space within the pot. Nothing was refused.】
【“The Black Monkey King! He’s back again!”】
【“And who’s the other one? Why does he look like a human to me?”】
【“A human? Impossible! Humans wouldn’t have the guts to cause such a disturbance at a royal banquet!”】
【The imperial relatives and the powerful guests began attacking the enemy.】
【There weren’t quite a hundred Immortal Kings present, but there were at least several dozen.】
【The two of you were incredibly powerful, but two fists could never stand against so many hands. If you really fought them head-on, you definitely wouldn’t win.】
【The problem was that neither of you had any intention of fighting them.】
【One of you relied on an innate body with skin as tough as iron, making you completely unafraid of being struck.】
【The other relied on the darkened enhancement of his venom. Against foreign races, his damage reduction was incredibly high, so anything that hit him felt no different from a tickle.】
【And so the two of you rampaged through the royal gardens, eating, taking, and demanding everything in sight.】
【One of you charged from east to west, while the other went from south to north.】
【After several passes, the magnificent Ares royal gardens—hailed as one of the Southern Star Realm’s wonders and a place every Tianhe resident had to visit at least once in their life—were reduced to ruins.】
【Prince Tuochiqi Kanjiji was also present. Several Immortal Kings protected him well, and he did not suffer the slightest injury.】
【However, seeing his beloved gardens destroyed, he flew into a rage and immediately began cursing.】
【“Damn it!! There are so many Immortal Kings and Immortal Lords! Every one of them is either a major power in their own right or an unrivaled expert! Yet they can’t even capture two lunatics!! Useless! Completely useless!”】
【He was cursing the guests.】
【We’re helping you capture the invaders, and you’re cursing us? Then who’s going to help you?】
【The guests in attendance left immediately, leaving the royal family to clean up the mess themselves.】
【King Zhezheli Kanjiji reprimanded Tochiki Kanjiji.】
【“You brainless fool! Do you have any idea how to speak? From this day forward, you are no longer a prince! Go be a mine owner on a second-grade star!”】
【“Oh!! No!! Father!!! I was wrong! I shouldn’t have cursed them in front of everyone!! I should have done it the way you do! Talk about them behind their backs, say they don’t obey your orders, and complain that they don’t pay enough taxes!!”】
【“…”】
【The scene became extremely awkward for a moment.】
【You and the Black Monkey King caused a tremendous ruckus on Ares Star. The royal personal guards pursued you relentlessly, but you traveled all over the planet while enduring a barrage of divine arts, laws, and spirit treasures.】
【There were some places you simply couldn’t break into, and the two of you didn’t stubbornly insist on trying.】
【After all, there were good treasures everywhere.】
【You couldn’t eat it all—there was simply too much!】
【You couldn’t take it all—there was simply too much!】
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