I Don't Wear Women's Clothes

["Reverse Engineering" can't reveal the crafting methods or blueprints, because these things were not creations made by cultivators.]

[They were merely the items the Female Heavenly Emperor wore every day while she was still alive.]

[After being bathed in the Heavenly Emperor's power for countless years, even these personal belongings had become supreme treasures.]

[You emerge from the tomb with these items in your hands.]

["I recognize the red dudou under this dress. It can block and counterattack any form of assault. Though it does have its limits, it shouldn't have any trouble against anyone below the Immortal Lord realm. But as for the other things…"]

[You don't know what the other items are useful for yet. You'll have to find some aliens to test them on later.]

[Know-It-All cried out in surprise when he saw the things in your hands.]

["Could this be the burial tomb of the Heavenfire Mystic Maiden? Are these relics of the Mystic Maiden?"]

["You sure know quite a lot."]

["There can be no mistake! This red dress must be the legendary Cloudglow Feather Robe! It is said that when the Mystic Maiden Celestial Emperor wore it, magical weapons could not harm her body, water and fire could not invade her flesh, evil spirits kept their distance, and ghosts and monsters did not dare approach!"]

[You weigh it in your hand.]

["It is a good treasure, but its effects seem to overlap with the Primordial Armor. Besides, I am not lacking in defense. It might have some other abilities."]

[You are mainly trying to convince yourself not to wear the thing.]

[You could be fighting just fine, then suddenly put on a women's dress—a dazzling bright-red one at that. Your enemy might laugh themselves to death on the spot.]

[This is way too embarrassing.]

["These boots must be the legendary Purple-Gold Cloud-Treading Boots!"]

["What are they supposed to do?"]

["When the Celestial Maiden wears them, she can roam the heavens and earth, walk effortlessly toward the clouds, and shrink the earth beneath her feet!"]

["That doesn't sound like much."]

[Those effects don't seem fundamentally different from your Thunder-Chasing Lightning-Racing Boots.]

[So you put them on immediately to give them a try.]

["I don't feel anything…"]

[With a light leap, you discover that you have jumped straight into the clouds.]

["Holy crap! This jumping power! And this is the real world!"]

[You give a casual kick. Although you are stepping on nothing but air, it feels as though you have stepped on something solid, producing a powerful thrust. Your body changes direction freely in midair, moving as fast and nimble as a bolt of lightning!]

["Oh, this is awesome!! Traveling is completely different now! I don't need to expend divine power to fly anymore. As long as I wear these boots, I can travel great distances at roughly the same physical cost as walking—and they're incredibly fast!"]

[The Thunder-Chasing Lightning-Racing Boots do not possess such powerful thrust, nor can they let your body turn so nimbly without subjecting you to any centrifugal force.]

[More importantly, as a spirit treasure, activating the Thunder-Chasing Lightning-Racing Boots consumes immortal energy.]

[But these Heavenly Emperor relics consume nothing at all when used. In fact, they are even less tiring than walking.]

[You lose control of your strength for a moment and shoot straight out of the atmosphere!]

[The Cloudglow Feather Robe automatically flies out of your Pot-Heaven space and drapes itself over you.]

["Hey, hey! I don't want to wear women's clothes! I really don't! Argh!"]

[Apparently, you can't refuse to wear it. The Cloudglow Feather Robe is automatically protecting its master.]

[After all, you have entered a vacuum, and your physical body is not yet capable of remaining in one for long.]

[Once the Cloudglow Feather Robe covers you, you no longer feel the suffocation or cold of the vacuum. Instead, you even feel warm and snug, as though it is taking perfect care of you.]

["Crossing outer space with nothing but your physical body!"]

[This might be a feat only an Immortal King could accomplish, yet you can do it simply by putting on a dress!]

["Heavenly Emperor relics really are incredible…"]

[You return to the planet's surface and remove the Cloudglow Feather Robe before landing, terrified that someone might see you wearing women's clothes.]

[Know-It-All is still where you left him. Watching you soar into the heavens and dive back to earth has made him green with envy.]

["I never imagined you had access to such information. You obtained so many treasures ahead of everyone else. Do you have any other news? I—I would like to get in on this too…"]

["Tell me the legends behind this crown and this mirror. If I happen to be in a good mood, I might share some information with you."]

["Sure, sure, sure!"]

[Know-It-All rattles off the legends he knows.]

[The legends may not be entirely accurate, but they give you some ideas for developing the abilities of these Heavenly Emperor relics.]

[The mirror is called the Mysticfire Divine Mirror, while the crown is known as the Phoenixsong Immortal Crown.]

[After Know-It-All finishes speaking, you give him a piece of information.]

["There is a reclusive second-grade alchemist on Fireglow Star named Taige. A supreme treasure is buried beneath his medicinal herb garden as well."]

[Know-It-All looks troubled.]

["Really?"]

["Of course. Think about it—if there weren't something good underground nourishing the plants, how could his spirit herbs grow so well?"]

["That makes sense… It's just that I have a bit of a history with this Taige…"]

[Just then, the world around you turns red.]

[Your divine art, "Traffic Light," has issued an automatic warning.]

[You release your divine sense and lock onto the approaching people. The corners of your mouth rise on their own.]

["Just in time."]

[Know-It-All still has no idea what is happening.]

["Just in time for what?"]

["You'd better run, unless you want to get caught in the crossfire later."]

[Know-It-All notices the vast black clouds on the horizon. His mind works quickly, and he immediately realizes what has happened.]

["When you took out those relics just now, you created such a huge disturbance that it must have attracted the attention of the other powerful figures."]

[As he speaks, Know-It-All transforms into a streak of green light and flees faster than a rabbit.]

[Someone really is coming.]

[And there is a whole group of them.]

[Si Duo Duo, a dragonkin, is the Sect Master of the Calamity Sect, a powerful expert in the Heaven-Connecting Realm known as the Demon Calamity True Lord.]

[Today, Sect Master Siduoduo happened to be dozens of miles away, fighting Kuer Dong, the Sect Master of the Featherflight Sect, over territory.]

[Upon discovering the phenomenon shooting into the heavens here, Sect Master Siduoduo immediately abandoned the battle, left his disciples behind, and rushed over with the sect's ten elders.]

[The disciples of the Calamity Sect are now suffering miserably as they face the fierce assault of the opposing side's top experts.]

[Si Duo Duo is already in the late Heaven-Connecting Realm, and more than half of the ten elders he brought along are also in the Heaven-Connecting Realm. Among them are even several old monsters in the late stage.]

[If you had not obtained this pile of relics today, you might not have been able to win if a fight broke out.]

[After all, this was different from what happened in Spearhead Valley on Spiritglimmer Star. Last time, you had fired a whole stack of negative modifiers first, fighting opponents covered in maxed-out debuffs.]

[Today's enemies had come prepared, making it difficult for your slingshot to land a hit.]

[The good news was that they were dragonkin.]

[Dragons were all you needed.]

["Human, that mirror in your hand looks rather familiar. It must be one I happened to lose here a few days ago. Hand it over immediately."]

[Black clouds roll around Si Duo Duo's body. The clouds he releases carry the ten elders beside him, allowing them all to fly through the air.]

[Seeing Si Duo Duo, and remembering the effect of the "Guangzhi, Save Me" modifier, a brilliant plan begins to take shape in your mind.]

["This time, I can finally bring Fireglow Star under my control…"]