【You open with an epic trait, blocking the view of every high-level cultivator present.】
【Of course, this can't stop abilities based on divine sense, but not everyone has comprehended a divine ability like “Glimpsing Omens,” nor does everyone possess perception spells.】
【Even if they do, this move is only meant to catch them off guard.】
【The next trait is your real objective.】
【Using the “Trait Slingshot,” you launch “A Bachelor's Degree Is No Worse Than an Associate Degree.” The sphere formed from the words explodes in midair like fireworks, sending sparks scattering in all directions toward the cultivators throughout the valley.】
【With their vision suddenly cut off, the cultivators present can't figure out what's happening and react half a beat too slowly.】
【You came prepared, and your execution is as smooth as flowing water. Amplified by “AOE,” “A Bachelor's Degree Is No Worse Than an Associate Degree” covers the entire Spearhead Valley.】
【Every high-level cultivator present is hit.】
【Now, the higher the quality of the cultivation technique they practice, the worse they will perform in actual combat.】
【This debuff lays a solid foundation for you to fight many enemies by yourself.】
【But that's not all.】
【You still have a whole pile of traits with negative effects, and you continue firing them.】
【“Pointy Head”!】
【“Food Guarding”!】
【“Fragrant Consort Physique”!】
【“Breakup Expert”!】
【“Tanks Have Rearview Mirrors Too”!】
【…】
【The chances of hitting with these later traits are much lower.】
【After all, they are cultivators at the Absolute and Heaven-Reaching realms. If they ate two traits without showing any reaction, that would be abnormal.】
【But you fire enough of them. Some people dodge the previous one only to fail to dodge the next. Sooner or later, someone gets hit.】
【“Something’s wrong! This is an attack! My head might have become pointy, but it shouldn’t be possible for my head to become pointy! What am I even saying?!”】
【“That Sacred Dragonkin is attacking us!”】
【“Stop him! That guy must be an impostor!”】
【“But he’s an Immortal Lord…”】
【“What Immortal Lord would ambush cultivators of our level? He definitely isn’t an Immortal Lord!”】
【Some people begin to flee.】
【To keep everyone from running, you decide to give them a little confidence.】
【You alter the fabricated description of your cultivation level in “Who Am I?” so that the aura you display is only that of the early Absolute Realm.】
【You also restore your human appearance, though you randomly mold yourself a new face so they have no idea who you are.】
【“He’s only in the early Absolute Realm! My Spirit-Seeking Rat’s senses are never wrong!”】
【“Everyone, look! He’s human!”】
【“A mere human dares to scheme against us? Today, I’ll tear him limb from limb!”】
【“Leave him alive. I want to find out who’s behind him!”】
【Seeing that your cultivation level isn’t particularly high and that you’re human, a group of alien cultivators immediately erupts in fury and launches an attack.】
【Some release exotic beast familiars, which charge forward with fangs bared and roars shaking the air.】
【Some skillfully activate divine runes. Golden and crimson characters fill the sky, covering the entire Spearhead Valley and leaving you nowhere to dodge.】
【Others throw out rare spirit treasures, using bizarre techniques and unexpected tricks that are impossible to guard against.】
【Of course, as cultivators of the Absolute and Heaven-Reaching realms, their most powerful methods are still divine arts.】
【Yet every last one of them is useless!】
【You unleash the Sacred Dragonkin’s dragon-transformation talent. The dragon’s might subdues all beasts, leaving every exotic creature with no choice but to prostrate itself at your feet!】
【As the divine runes come at you, you tread the “Seven Steps Across the Starry Sky,” strolling leisurely through the enemy ranks. Immune to the divine runes, you kill your foes with every step!】
【What artifact? What spirit treasure? No matter what effect it has, one sweep of the “Light-Speed Fist” sends it all straight to the scrap heap!】
【Trying to launch a sneak attack? I have “Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts”!】
【Trying to overwhelm me with Heaven-Reaching combat power? I have “The Strictest Father of the Alien Races”!】
【A Heaven-Reaching divine art? I’m waiting for the stacks of “Heart of Steel.” What are you waiting for?】
【Inside Spearhead Valley, the earth trembles and the sky fills with shattered rocks and rolling clouds!】
【You battle nearly every Absolute and Heaven-Reaching cultivator on Lingwei Star by yourself!】
【The Heavenly Dragon Saber in your left hand and the Myriad Souls Banner in your right, you fight with broad, sweeping movements. Divine power surges like waves, rolling across every direction as you stand proud above the masses!】
【“How is he this strong?! Who was the idiot who said he was only in the Absolute Realm?!”】
【“A bunch of fools! How could you trust a rat?!”】
【“That wasn’t a rat—it was my Spirit-Seeking Rat! That bastard killed it! My poor Ratty!!”】
【“This human might really be an Immortal Lord. None of us are his match! Run!”】
【“Where’s my sect’s army?! Why haven’t they been mobilized yet?!”】
【“It’s too far away, and we didn’t have any troops stationed nearby to begin with. How could they get here in time?!”】
【Your overwhelming combat power is not the greatest obstacle preventing these people from leaving.】
【After all, you’re only one person. Even if you can take down one opponent with every punch, you still have to throw those punches one at a time. With so many people present, someone is bound to escape.】
【The terrain of Spearhead Valley is one obstacle, but not long after the battle begins, you and the other high-level cultivators flatten it entirely.】
【The greatest obstacle is the pile of traits you fired at the beginning.】
【Some people inexplicably become protective of their food, fighting over the corpses of slain exotic beasts.】
【Some begin giving off a fragrant scent, attracting strange looks from members of the same sex and leaving them surrounded by men.】
【Some start showing off on the spot, shaking their heads and swaying as the words coming out of their mouths become completely incomprehensible.】
【As high-level cultivators, the white and green traits only affect them for a limited time.】
【But the effectiveness of the “Trait Slingshot” is linked to your cultivation level. The smaller the gap between your level and your target’s, the longer even a white trait can affect a high-level cultivator.】
【The strongest cultivators present are only at the Heaven-Reaching realm—just one major realm above you.】
【In the chaos of such a melee, being affected for even a moment is fatal, to say nothing of those who have been hit by several traits.】
【With your wealth of experience in group battles, you always manage to seize the opportunity to make those who have a chance to escape run straight into your iron fists.】
【However, you aren’t quite invincible.】
【Many alien cultivators still manage to injure you, and some of those injuries are nearly fatal.】
【For example, one member of the Three-Eyed Race used some unknown divine art. While you were fighting several Heaven-Reaching cultivators, the third eye on his forehead launched a soul assault that knocked your soul straight out of your body.】
【Just as you felt your soul might never return to your body, and the several Heaven-Reaching cultivators were about to tear your physical form apart, the Myriad Souls Banner gave everything it had and sucked with all its might, forcibly pulling your soul back into your body and restoring your combat strength.】
【“Old Wan! I’m giving you major credit for that!”】
【“Heh, piece of cake. Even if my memory is completely overloaded, I’m still the greatest spirit artifact in the world—no, the universe!”】
【Low-level Jiahao behavior detected. Jiahao points +1.】
【Situations like this occur several times.】
【Fortunately, you have enough traits, enough immortal artifacts, and just a little bit of luck. In the end, you manage to survive every crisis.】
【Besides, even if they succeed in injuring you, you still have “Wolverine.”】
【They could only watch helplessly as your right arm—the one they had finally managed to smash to pieces—regenerated at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then, with a flash of fire, it transformed back into a crimson “Qilin Arm.”】
【That was pretty despair-inducing, too.】

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...