Why did the Allied Forces act?
I never gave that order!
Even you were baffled at this moment.
But you knew exactly what the current situation would lead to.
If the Dragonmen released that thing and let the Human Alliance attack at will, the alliance would be doomed!
This was exactly what the Dragonmen wanted—not a single soldier lost, humanity destroying itself!
What now?
That thing, Wuxiang—you couldn’t hit it, couldn’t scold it. It was right in front of you. What could you possibly do?
Sweat dripped from your forehead, washing away your makeup.
Zuo Zuo Lu saw you standing still and walked over.
“What’s wrong? Come on, let’s go—there’s a fight!”
You said coldly,
“You’re not going anywhere.”
“What?”
Before Zuo Zuo Lu could react—
“Ding!”
“Ding!”
“Ding!”
“Clang!!”
You threw a punch, catching her off guard. Zuo Zuo Lu was struck in the abdomen, coughed up blood, and flew backward, crashing into the cave wall.
Zuo Zuo Lu was a Dragon King Realm general.
That single blow nearly killed her.
“You… who the hell are you…?”
For Zuo Zuo Lu, this wasn’t just a physical blow—the psychological damage was severe.
The junior she had admired and trusted most all along had turned out to be a traitor!
She didn’t know whether to praise the enemy’s cunning or blame her own stupidity.
You had no time for her nonsense.
You concluded that sealing Wuxiang was the best move for now.
You quickly took materials from your storage ring and began setting up a formation.
With your supreme skill as an Immortal-tier Array Master, you laid an Earth-tier sealing formation.
After enhancement, it became a Heaven-tier restriction!
You chose not to use a higher-tier formation, because the higher the quality, the more complex it was. You had no time to waste—you needed to get out and warn the Human Alliance not to act rashly.
But just as you completed the formation, you suddenly sensed something wrong.
“How is this possible?!”
Like a lump of multicolored jelly, Wuxiang swallowed the entire formation!
Array runes began flowing across its surface. Its body twisted, mimicking hand seals—exactly the gestures you had made while setting up the formation!
It threw a restriction back at you, trying to seal you!
You dodged.
“Are you kidding me?! This thing can copy and counter even formations?!”
You were furious.
Your formation hadn’t even touched it—you had only set a restriction on the entire cave.
Was it possible that even without direct contact, any intent directed toward it triggered a counterattack?
Zuo Zuo Lu burst out laughing.
“Hahaha! Traitor! You know nothing of Wuxiang’s power! Wuxiang! Kill him!”
Holding her injured stomach, Zuo Zuo Lu agilely moved to Wuxiang’s side, chin raised high like a victor.
Your tightly furrowed brow suddenly relaxed. You looked at Zuo Zuo Lu with a faint, knowing smile.
“There’s something you say I probably shouldn’t say.”
Zuo Zuo Lu sneered.
“What, scared? Too late! I don’t want to hear your nonsense! You dared to hit me? You must die for your crime! Wuxiang, attack!”
A drop of sticky liquid fell onto Zuo Zuo Lu’s face.
“Huh?”
Zuo Zuo Lu looked up. The Formless One’s body had risen upright, its middle part caved inward like a giant mouth, and in one gulp, it swallowed Zuo Zuo Lu’s upper half!
“Mmph! Mmph!! Formless One! I’m a Dragonman! The Dragonman is your master!”
From within the Formless One’s body came a voice identical to Zuo Zuo Lu’s.
“Master… tasty!”
Your eyes widened.
You watched as Zuo Zuo Lu was completely digested.
Then, the Formless One’s jelly-like body began to twist and reshape itself.
Finally, it turned into a monster with a Dragonman’s appearance, but its body was soft and limp, constantly dripping with slime.
You saw the Formless One’s gaze fixed on you, filled with a bloodthirsty gleam.
“What the hell did the Dragonmen dig up…”
With no way to deal with this thing, you could only turn around, take to the air, and fly back along the underground passage.
Sure enough, the human realm allied forces had launched their attack.
Martial artists from the Five Domains, the Great Wilderness Yao race, and members of the Sacred Grounds.
Even the Shen family’s army had come. Each of them wielded a Star Shuttle as they hovered in the air, firing crossbows and firearms at the Dragonmen in their stronghold.
The human side had overwhelming numbers. The Dragonmen had lost a large number of magic artifacts, and though they had replenished some later, you had meddled and caused them to lose another huge batch.
On top of that, the Three Heavenly Venerables were absent, and the Eight Earthly Venerables were locked in internal conflict.
The Dragonmen didn’t stand a chance.
As soon as the battle started, they scattered in all directions, fleeing their strongholds without a trace.
“Chase them! Don’t let a single one escape!”
The various leaders of the human realm allied forces all gave orders to hunt down the Dragonmen.
When you emerged from the underground passage, you saw part of the allied forces looting the Dragonmen’s camp, trying to grab some spoils.
“Don’t stay here! Move out! Back to the Five Domains!”
You quickly removed your disguise, restored your original appearance, flew into the air, and shouted in a voice that carried across the entire battlefield.
The allied soldiers were surprised to see you, and even more surprised to hear your commands.
Long Yang, Wu Yue, Li Chengqian, your elder brother Chen Jing, as well as two Chief Overseers from the Sacred Grounds, and Shen Yue, the head of the Shen family—all the allied leaders gathered around you.
“Divine Master Yi? Why are you here? Didn’t you say you’d hold the line at the Heaven’s Gap?”
From the fragments of conversation, you had already guessed part of the truth.
“Hahaha!!!”
Just then, a familiar voice rang out from the sky.
You looked up.
Heavenly Venerate Xia! Heavenly Venerable Na! Heaven Exalt Lin!
The unparalleled auras of the three top Dragon Martial Gods swept across the area.
That Heaven Exalt Lin no longer looked sick at all!
Heaven Exalt Lin pointed at you and said,
“The spies we planted in the human realm allied forces never caught sight of you. I guessed right—you really did infiltrate our ranks. That horse of yours gave me quite a hard time!”
Heavenly Venerable Na covered her mouth with a light laugh, her demeanor charming.
“Well done, Chen Yi. If you’d stayed at your headquarters, we’d have had to put in more effort to impersonate you!”
The sharp horn on Heavenly Venerate Xia’s head flashed. Slowly, his appearance and build began to change, turning into an exact replica of you!
“How about that, Chen Yi? I’m your twin brother! Hahaha!”
The Three Heavenly Venerables guessed you were here as a spy, but they didn’t know who you were.
So they turned the tables and ran off to impersonate you within the Human Realm Alliance, issuing orders under your name.
Of course, making this scheme work wasn’t just about relying on Heavenly Venerate Xia’s ability to shapeshift. The real key was how to make the Human Realm Alliance easier to deceive.

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