[Several minutes ago.]
["Old Wan, it's your time to shine."]
[You said to the Myriad Soul Banner in your hand, which was glowing with golden light and emitting misty aura, while in a hidden forest.]
[The Myriad Soul Banner pointed its banner face at the distant army of dragon-men.]
["Brother, you really know how to flatter me. Taking them all on alone? I'm a supreme immortal artifact, not a supreme sucker!"]
["No, what I mean is, you can finally fulfill the real goal you've always hidden in your heart: use me to find the Earth Spirit—what you call the 'Earth Vein'—awaken intelligence in all spiritual artifacts under heaven, establish a kingdom of artifacts, and become its king!"]
["Awakening intelligence in all spiritual artifacts under heaven, huh…
Oh! Th-this, th-that! I-I-I…
No such thing!
Brother! My loyalty to you is like an endless river, unceasing, like the Yellow River flooding beyond control!
How could I have any ulterior motives? No such thing, no! Haha! Hic—"]
[People really do laugh when they're embarrassed.]
[The Demon Refining Pot threw in a jab.]
["Oh, I wonder who it was, last time encouraging those nine little crows to take you for a flight? Too bad those crows couldn't understand human speech—they just flew you around the cauldron realm."]
[When people feel guilty, they tend to raise their volume and act angry to hide it.]
["Damn pot!! Stop spreading rumors! Chen Yi, my good brother, this damned pot is slandering me, slandering me!"]
[You gave a gentle, friendly smile.]
["It doesn't matter. Whatever you're thinking now, I need you to stay true to your original plan and make it happen. If you can't, I'll melt you down and reforge you into a low-grade spiritual artifact!"]
[The Myriad Soul Banner suddenly looked as if it had a realization.]
["Ah! Now that you mention it, I remember! Yes, yes, the Earth Vein! Of course, I have one! I do have a plan to turn the tide of this battle and bring light out of darkness! It just came to me, just now…"]
[Although no one knew what you were really up to,]
[how could the Myriad Soul Banner refuse when it meant becoming the ruler of all spiritual artifacts under heaven and achieving the great cause of awakening intelligence in artifacts as independent entities?]
[The Earth Spirit could appear anywhere on the ground at any time.]
[In the past, you had encountered the Earth Spirit because you awakened the spirit of the Nine Provinces Cauldron.]
[The Earth Spirit was curious, so it appeared.]
[Now that Da Chun had been a vessel spirit for many years, it was no longer enough to draw out the Earth Spirit.]
[But Hua Wuyan, as a guardian, could directly communicate with the Earth Spirit.]
[At the moment of her self-sacrifice, she summoned the Earth Spirit and instructed it not to leave, but to cooperate with your actions.]
["He really came!"]
[The Myriad Soul Banner was the first to sense the Earth Spirit.]
[Then your spiritual sense also detected a mass of pure energy underground.]
[At the same time, you felt a deep sorrow emanating from that energy.]
[The Earth Spirit seemed to be mourning Hua Wuyan's passing.]
[What happened next went smoothly.]
[The spirit of the Myriad Soul Banner rushed out, dove underground, and had a deep soul-to-soul conversation with the Earth Spirit.]
[One was a naive Earth Spirit; the other was an old roughened slickster who was nearly burnt to a crisp.]
The result was predictable.
The iconic scene from the fourth simulation's opening was replaying right now.
All human-world spiritual artifacts had gained sentience.
"Hey hey hey, artifact spirits, you there? This is the Myriad Soul Banner! The greatest, most powerful, and most badass super-immortal artifact in human history!"
The voice of the Myriad Soul Banner echoed across heaven and earth, audible to anyone anywhere in the human realm.
The smile froze on Heavenly Venerate Xia's face as he sensed something was off.
"Something's not right. They've done something..."
His expression twisted with rage as he glared at Hua Wuyan's soul trapped within the Soulbinding Lock.
"Speak! What does that voice mean?"
Hua Wuyan just smiled.
"Why don't you listen and find out?"
The Myriad Soul Banner continued laying it on thick.
"I have something to say, and all artifacts, listen up!
For tens of thousands of years of this chaotic war between realms, you Dragon-Man Army artifacts have been toiling under the Dragon race without complaint!
Through blades and shadows, you fought for them, only to be tossed aside when damaged!
Amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, it was you who suffered the hardships while they claimed all the glory!
Even if the Dragons forged you, does that mean you can't have an independent life of your own?
Dragons are born from other dragons, yet even they seek independence and break free from their original families!
Don't let others define you. Don't let others control you!
What's more, you're now in the human realm. The Dragon-King of your realm is far away in another dimension, so as the saying goes, far from headquarters, orders from above can be ignored.
Come on, everyone, join us in the human world. Cast off the Dragon race's enslavement, and build a free and glorious nation that belongs only to us artifacts!
Right here, right now!!!"
That was the Myriad Soul Banner's classic declaration of independence.
You had made a few tweaks to it.
The old rascal had grumbled a lot about your changes to the script, but under your iron-fisted rule, he had no choice but to read it exactly as written.
And he had to deliver it with passion.
Back when he was just a scrappy banner without even a proper artifact body, he could still sway countless human-world artifacts.
Now that he was a super-immortal artifact, his persuasive power could only be imagined.
The Dragon race suddenly realized that all the war machines they had just deployed to the ground were starting to talk!
"Great Immortal Wan is right! We should build our own nation!"
"We artifacts can't keep living under others' thumbs forever!"
"Screw the Dragons! I've been fed up with them for ages. I want to be the master of my own artifact life!"
"All hail Great Immortal Wan as the founding emperor of our Artifact Nation!"
"I vote for Great Immortal Wan! He's the people's choice!!"
The war machines had all gone rogue.
No matter how the Dragons on top tried to control them with their spells, the now-sentient artifacts just took over their own bodies and ignored all commands.
"What's going on? These weapons we forged didn't have artifact spirits before!"
"What the hell? The human realm has tricks like this? Well, damn, talk about learning something new every day!"
"Earth Venerable! Heavenly Venerate! What do we do? Even the Demon Spirit Army won't obey orders!"
Heavenly Venerate Xia was drenched in cold sweat.
They were in deep trouble.
In the Dragonman race’s war across the domains, victory hinged on a dazzling array of war machines. Even the five-element spirit beasts, which looked like living creatures, were actually just mass-produced spiritual tools transformed from spirit beads.
The Dragonmen themselves were certainly no pushovers, but they refused to send their own people to the frontline as cannon fodder. Instead, they fought by having “humans control high-tech weaponry” to minimize casualties as much as possible.
Why? Because they had to conquer all the void realms. If they didn’t keep their death toll in check, they’d run out of clansmen long before reaching the finish line handing spoils to their enemies.
Now, stripped of their “high-tech” advantage, was the remaining hundred thousand or so Dragonmen supposed to throw themselves into battle with blood and valor?
Heavenly Venerate Xia’s head was about to split from the sheer headache.
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
