Oh dear Sir

["It's a pity we are too high up to hear what they are saying."]

[Sword Master said suddenly.]

["That monkey is saying, 'Exalted Azure Dragon, when do we dispatch our troops?' Azure Dragon says, 'No rush. Since we've decided to attack this time, we must settle this once and for all. We need a swift victory to prevent the Shen family and the three great holy lands from intervening.'"]

[You admired Sword Master immensely.]

["Your hearing is really good."]

["No, I can't hear them either. I read lips."]

["You even know the lip-reading of the demon race?"]

[You looked at the dragon's mouth and the monkey's mouth. What could anyone possibly read from that??]

[Sword Master was simply too overpowered.]

[With Sword Master doing a simultaneous interpretation, you learned a lot of important intelligence from the conversation between the Azure Dragon and the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey.]

[Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey: "Aren't the Shen family and the three great holy lands on our side? They've already agreed not to support the Five Domains and let us and the Five Domains resolve our old grudges ourselves!"]

[Azure Dragon: "That's because they don't know our true goal is to completely eradicate the entire Five Domains! If they knew this, it's hard to say whether they would support them. After all, they are humans..."]

[Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey: "Exactly! Humans are the least trustworthy! Exalted One, we'd better guard against the Shen family and the holy lands to prevent them from launching a sneak attack from behind!"]

[Demon General Heng: "Hmph! Rest assured! When the time comes, I will swim in the sky on the dragon corpse and keep an eye on the Shen family's movements in the star domain!"]

[Demon General Ha: "Ha! With the phoenix corpse guarding the Great Wilderness, I will know immediately if the holy lands make any moves!"]

[Azure Dragon: "No matter what, this battle must be fast. We must flatten the Five Domains with the force of a thunderbolt! For this, the elites of our entire Great Wilderness demon race will be mobilized! Gathering our clansmen takes time. Spirit Monkey, don't be impatient and ruin our great cause!"]

[Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey: "You are wise, Exalted One! I just can't wait to see the humans wagging their tails and begging for mercy under the trampling of our demon race!"]

[Sword Master frowned.]

["It seems someone on our side really ruined things, which is why the demon race is so angry."]

[From the conversation of these few demons alone, it was impossible to figure out the whole story.]

[Sword Master decided to investigate properly later. If a war between the two races could be avoided, that would be for the best.]

[You looked with some regret at the Demon Refining Pot that had fallen into the hands of the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey.]

["We came a step too late. The Demon Refining Pot has already been taken out by the demon race."]

[Sword Master smiled.]

["It's not too late. We'll just snatch it from this monkey demon."]

[You felt that Sword Master's words had a strong Myriad Soul Banner vibe.]

["I thought you wouldn't take action."]

["Since we already know the demon race will no longer abide by the agreement, why should we rigidly adhere to it? If a great battle between the two sides is inevitable, we naturally must keep the Demon Refining Pot in our own hands!"]

[You and Sword Master, with Turtle Breath Talismans stuck on your bodies, kept staring at the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey from the air.]

[You were very patient and followed him all the way.]

[It wasn't until he separated from the Azure Dragon and went alone to a certain place that you and Sword Master attacked simultaneously!]

["Demon Imprisoning Sword Formation!"]

[The Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey was flying along nicely when a sword formation rose from the ground, and shadows of precious swords trapped him in place.]

["Who is it?!"]

[You used the 'Trait Slingshot' to fire 'Thank You, Taro!'.]

[Trapped in the sword formation with nowhere to dodge, the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey was easily hit by you.]

["Hmph! This kind of tickling attack is useless against me!"]

[The Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey was very irritable. While resisting the sword formation, he released his divine sense and quickly discovered you and Sword Master.]

["Come out! You two demons, dressed all in red, with a pair of horns and not a single hair on your bodies! You still delusionally want to pretend to be human sword cultivators? Come out quickly!"]

[Confirmed.]

[Now, in the eyes of the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey, no matter who he sees, he sees Taro.]

[You were relieved.]

["Sword Master, we can go snatch the Demon Refining Pot."]

["Aren't you afraid he'll recognize me?"]

["Don't worry, he won't recognize you."]

[You and Sword Master walked out openly.]

[The Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey's four eyes glared at the two of you respectively.]

["Hmph, I knew it! You are jealous that I have gained the favor of Exalted Azure Dragon! Speak! Which lineage are you from!"]

[Sword Master looked confused.]

["He seems to think we are demons. Did your move just now cause him to hallucinate?"]

[You smiled.]

["Something like that."]

[You thought about Taro's appearance. In this context, he really did look more like a demon.]

[What normal person has horns on their head!]

[Sword Master was stronger than the Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey and snatched the Demon Refining Pot without much effort.]

[But this Four-Eyed Spirit Monkey was not easy to deal with either.]

[The bone armor on his body turned into some kind of living creature, swallowed him up, and then turned into a wisp of blue smoke, sinking into the ground and escaping.]

[Seeing that you wanted to pursue, Sword Master stopped you.]

["Don't pursue a desperate enemy. Killing one of him won't affect the overall strength of the demon race.

The most urgent task now is for the two of us to return to the Five Domains and inform all parties of what we have seen today.

If the holy lands and the Shen family do not help, the demon race is enough to raze the Five Domains to the ground!

If we set up defenses in advance and invest resources and manpower, we still have a chance to fight!"]

[Previously, Sword Master might have been half-believing and half-doubting the "prophecy" you told him.]

[Now, naturally, that was no longer the case.]

[Sword Master gave the Demon Refining Pot to you.]

[Looking at the entire Five Domains, who could be more suitable for the Demon Refining Pot than the nemesis of the demon race?]

["Hey! You bunch of stinking outsiders!

I am a man of the Great Wilderness, and I want to be an independent and autonomous great immortal artifact. Don't anyone try to be my master!

You think just because you snatched me from that stinking monkey, I'll acknowledge you as my master?

Keep dreaming!

Kid, I heard there's a Spiritual Artifact Kingdom in Xiliang. Who else but me is fit for the throne? Take me there quickly!"]

[The Demon Refining Pot was bossing people around.]

[Sword Master glanced at it.]

["I reckon you'll be busy. This Demon Refining Pot has also been influenced by the Myriad Soul Banner from back then."]

[You smiled calmly.]

["Don't worry."]

[You comforted the Demon Refining Pot.]

["Going to Xiliang, right? We'll go right away."]

[Seeing you so obedient, the Demon Refining Pot stopped shouting.]

[Sword Master flew back to the Eastern Wilderness with you, and then the two of you went your separate ways.]

[You went to the Southern Borders.]

[Sword Master, starting from the Eastern Wilderness, visited the major martial arts sects one by one.]

[After separating from Sword Master, you took out the Demon Refining Pot and threw it on the ground.]

["Hey! Stinking brat, why aren't we moving? I'll sue you if you delay my ascension to the throne! Believe it or not, I'll refine you into a puddle of bloody water?!"]

[You stretched out your left hand, holding the immortal artifact Myriad Soul Banner, demonic energy surging!]

[You stretched out your right hand, the Great Dao immortal artifact Nine Provinces Cauldron hovering in your palm, divine might radiating!]

[Looking at your eyes again, they were already filled with the light of a 'Materialist Warrior', ready to pull out the artifact spirit of the Demon Refining Pot and beat it up at any time.]

[The Demon Refining Pot stood frozen in place for ten seconds, then threw itself onto your feet and began to rub against them.]

["Oh my goodness! Boss! Why didn't you reveal this kind of power earlier? Isn't this just a flood washing away the Dragon King's temple—family failing to recognize family? Come on, let me acknowledge you as my master right now!"]

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