[The Qiankun Mirror spoke righteously.]
["I have cooperated with this old brother for many years, I cannot betray him."]
["Brother Kun, this old man refuses to die despite his age, which goes against the laws of heaven. Forcibly extending his life is intolerable to the heavenly order! Brother Kun, you and I are immortal artifacts of the Great Dao, shouldn't we stand on the side of heavenly justice?"]
[The Myriad Soul Banner was shocked. "My goodness, you little fatty, you're spouting these twisted logics one after another! Who did you learn this from?"]
[The Qiankun Mirror was still torn.]
["But! A loyal subject does not serve two masters!"]
["I'll give you a peach."]
["You think you can buy me with one peach? Two."]
[You hurriedly said, "I'll have the Jiuzhou Cauldron give you a hundred!!!"]
[The Qiankun Mirror was filled with righteous indignation: "I'll go through fire and water!!"]
[You felt like this Qiankun Mirror was seriously ill in the head.]
[But there was no time to dwell on that right now.]
[The Qiankun Mirror charged back into the fray.]
[The Shen Family Ancestor was so overwhelmed by the dual pressure of the Jiuzhou Cauldron and the Myriad Soul Banner that he hadn't clearly heard what your group was discussing.]
[Seeing the Qiankun Mirror flying over, his face immediately lit up with joy.]
["Old friend, let us fight side by side once again..."]
["Take this, Divine Mirror Soldiers!!"]
[A horde of soldiers clad in black armor roared out from the Qiankun Mirror, swarming like locusts and piling layer upon layer onto the Shen Family Ancestor.]
[The Shen Family Ancestor was already under immense pressure, and this backstab from the Qiankun Mirror made him instantly collapse.]
["Are you having another episode?!"]
[The Qiankun Mirror spoke with total conviction.]
["You're the one who's sick! Your whole family is sick! Am I close with you? Who are you calling old friend!"]
[The Shen Family Ancestor's eyes seemed to say: He's definitely having another episode.]
[First, he suffered the backlash from the possession attempt, leaving his soul incredibly weak and his combat power at less than a tenth.]
[Now, he was being simultaneously suppressed by the Three Illusion Gods—the Qiankun Mirror, the Jiuzhou Cauldron, and the Myriad Soul Banner.]
[Plus, you, the sneaky opportunist, were shooting attributes at him from the periphery. The various bizarre effects left the Shen Family Ancestor completely battered and exhausted.]
[Under such heavy odds, the Shen Family Ancestor actually managed to hold on for a little while longer.]
[During this time, he even activated the guardian array within the Star Power Profound Realm, nearly sending you straight to the afterlife.]
[Thanks to the Qiankun Mirror tipping you off on how to break the array, you dismantled the killing formation's offensive in advance.]
["This old geezer is too hard to kill!"]
[The Shen Family Ancestor was furious.]
["I regret showing so much mercy to my descendants!!"]
[The Shen Family Ancestor was filled with endless remorse now.]
[If he had just chosen a suitable descendant for possession and acted immediately, without caring whether their death would be painful or which branch they belonged to...]
[...how would he have ended up in such a miserable state today?]
[But it was too late to say anything now.]
[Besides, for thirty thousand years, he had extended his life this way without any accidents. Who could have imagined he would capsize in a mere ditch this time?]
[In the final moment before being dragged into the banner, the Shen Family Ancestor looked at you with almost pleading eyes.]
["Junior! I cannot die!"]
[Your gaze was cold.]
["Old senior, there are millions of injustices in this world, but life and death are the most fair. Even a martial artist with heaven-reaching cultivation cannot escape becoming a pile of yellow dirt. Just rest in peace!"]
[The Shen Family Ancestor's soul form had its hair flying wildly, its expression ferocious.]
["The Qiankun Mirror prophesied! Within a hundred years, the Human Realm will face a world-ending disaster!! I am the first Dao Protector since ancient times! If I am gone, how will the Human Realm resist?!"]
[You looked at the Qiankun Mirror.]
["You have a prophecy function too?"]
[The Qiankun Mirror was bewildered.]
["No? By the way, who are you?"]
["?"]
[Half of the Shen Family Ancestor's soul had already been swallowed by the Myriad Soul Banner.]
["He did prophesy it! Back when he was whole! The Qiankun Mirror is not normal right now, don't believe what he says!"]
[Good grief, are you two playing a game of Werewolf?]
[Regardless of whether the Human Realm was facing some great catastrophe, only one of you or the Shen Family Ancestor could survive today.]
[And that, of course, would be you.]
[Carrying boundless unwillingness, the Shen Family Ancestor fell into the Myriad Soul Banner!]
[The Myriad Soul Banner let out an eerie laugh.]
["Haha, the three of us are just too strong!!"]
[You punched the surface of the banner.]
["It's the four of us."]
[The Myriad Soul Banner felt like it was invincible again.]
["Jiejiejie!! Once inside this banner, I am the heavens!!"]
[The Shen Family Ancestor's soul hadn't dissipated; he had just been pulled into the banner.]
["I only suffered a backlash and was temporarily weakened, which is why you succeeded! Myriad Soul Banner, you should know that I am hundreds, thousands of times stronger than your current master! Help me recover, and when I get out and kill that junior, you will be the number one holy artifact in the Human Realm! No one will ever hunt you down again, and everyone will revere you!"]
[Hearing this, the Myriad Soul Banner couldn't help but start daydreaming.]
["Whoa..."]
[Seeing this, you roared furiously.]
["You're actually considering it?!"]
[You punched into the Myriad Soul Banner and directly yanked out the Myriad Soul Banner's artifact spirit.]
[Seeing the iron fist of the Materialist Warrior about to fall.]
[The Myriad Soul Banner immediately shouted.]
["Adoptive Father!!! Listen to my sophistry... I mean, listen to my explanation! A loyal subject does not serve two masters! You forged a body for me, how could I not think of repaying you!"]
[Since this old scoundrel even called you Father to beg for mercy, you forgave his momentary lack of willpower and stuffed him back in.]
["The Shen Family Ancestor is very strong, probably the strongest existence in this world. Xiao Wan, can you suppress him?"]
["It's a bit difficult. If you hadn't gotten me a Heaven-tier body that allows me to unleash thirty percent of my peak strength, there would have been no chance to take him down."]
["Then what do we do..."]
["If I had an immortal artifact body, I'd be confident in refining him!"]
[Having the Shen Family Ancestor's soul follow my commands and act as my combat assist?]
[Wouldn't that be an ultimate carry?]
[But in this small world, where could I get an immortal artifact Myriad Soul Banner?]
[You stepped up to the Myriad Soul Banner and spoke into it.]
["Old man, you've already fallen into the Myriad Soul Banner anyway, you might as well accept reality."]
[These words sounded a bit familiar.]
[The Shen Family Ancestor had said the exact same thing to you just moments ago.]
[Who could have thought that in just a short moment, the tables would turn so completely!]
["Hey, what did you mean earlier about some Human Realm catastrophe and Dao Protector? I can't get out right now anyway, and neither can you, so let's just chat."]
[The Shen Family Ancestor rejected your chat invitation and replied with a single word: Humph!]
[You reduced him to this state, and he was currently full of questions himself. Why would he clear up your doubts?]
["Shen Yue said that he would only open the Star Power Profound Realm and bring me out after ten years. Don't tell me I really have to wait ten years..."]
[The Shen Family Ancestor sneered.]
["Of course. After a successful possession, I always need ten years to adapt to the new body.]
[Only then can I restore normal mobility.]
"For these ten years, Shen Yue and the others are absolutely forbidden from disturbing me. Even if the Shen family is wiped out, no one will come in!"
"Then your possession ability is seriously trash. Not only does it come with a ton of restrictions, but the after-sales service is terrible too."
"Wipe that smug look off your face! In ten years, although I won't be able to fully heal the damage caused by the backlash, it will be more than enough to break open this Heaven-tier Myriad Soul Banner and take your miserable life!"
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
