Sister Liguang, I Was Wrong

[Fang Qi: Come on over.]

A heavy tap on the screen!

Send!

He stared at the screen.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, Lin Xiaoyou's message arrived again!

[Lin Xiaoyou: Yay! I'll be right there!]

[Lin Xiaoyou: By the way, Senior, I'm actually already on my way~]

[Lin Xiaoyou: If you don't agree, Senior...]

Another few messages almost identical to the previous loops.

Fang Qi tossed his phone aside and leaned heavily against the back of the sofa!

He narrowed his eyes, staring at the door!

He confirmed it—Lin Xiaoyou was really coming today!

Just like in the last loop, she wasn't bringing Xiao Qing. She was coming alone!

Was this genius lady really going to deliver herself right to his doorstep?

Fang Qi stared at his phone screen, his eyes narrowing slightly.

This highly intelligent genius...

Perhaps she was also wondering why the last loop had turned into a dream again?

But in the last loop, she had provoked Liguang to the extreme!

And in this loop, she was just coming over by herself?

Not asking him and Liguang out like before?

He subconsciously glanced out the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony at the building outside, at that specific window.

The sunlight reflecting off it was as blinding as ever.

He had previously considered taking the initiative to strike!

To go over there and teach her a lesson directly!

But now she was actually coming over herself?

How dare she?

Or...

His brows furrowed!

Was she trying to use this opportunity to do something... crazy again?!

Several possibilities flashed through his mind!

None of them were very pleasant!

Damn it...!

Trying to teach a highly intelligent genius a lesson might not be that easy...!

"...Master."

A docile voice interrupted his thoughts.

The silver-haired girl stood by the sofa, holding the phone in both hands, her heterochromatic eyes staring straight at the screen.

And then...

The corners of her mouth suddenly curved up into a smile.

Liguang gently placed the phone on the coffee table, turned around, and tilted her head to look at Fang Qi...

Her crimson eye sparkled with cheerful excitement!

"Master."

Her voice was soft and sweet.

"Miss Lin will be here very soon."

Fang Qi nodded. "Right, we need to be careful..."

"Could you please wait in the bedroom for a while?"

Liguang interrupted him with a beaming smile.

...?

Fang Qi blinked.

"...Huh?"

The silver-haired girl crossed her hands in front of her and leaned forward slightly with a smile:

"Liguang doesn't want Master to see what she is about to do."

Fang Qi was taken aback.

...What are you going to do?

You don't want me to see... Does that mean it's going to be too bloody?

"...Impossible!"

He waved his hand, refusing flatly!

Are you kidding me!

He had already seen the scenes of Liguang slaughtering all those people. What could possibly be too much for him to see?!

Even if Liguang really made a braised Xiaoyou head, he wanted to see it!

How could he be absent from settling the score with Lin Xiaoyou!

Not to mention, Lin Xiaoyou might have ulterior motives!

He glared at Liguang:

"No matter what you do, I'm staying right here to watch!"

At the same time, he felt a bit puzzled:

"Liguang, what exactly are you trying to..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the silver-haired girl suddenly slipped behind him and gently rested her small hands on his shoulders.

"Master~"

Her tone was very sweet, but...

He was pulled straight up from the sofa by Liguang!

"Hey, hey, hey—!"

The silver-haired girl pushed his shoulders with both hands, shoving him step by step toward the bedroom!

Fang Qi was pushed along, watching the bedroom door getting closer and closer...

He was a bit dazed.

Wait...?

Forcing your master into the room?

What exactly are you going to do to Lin Xiaoyou...?

But... how dare you force your master!

This crazy woman was really asking for a spanking!

His tone suddenly sank:

"...Let go!"

His tone was a bit heavy.

Behind him, the silver-haired girl's footsteps instantly froze!

The small hands resting on his shoulders even trembled slightly.

But the next second, two slender arms wrapped tightly around his waist from behind!

Fang Qi's back sank into a patch of softness!

Her small head was buried against his back.

"Please, Master..."

A sickeningly sweet, coquettish voice came from behind.

Fang Qi: "...?"

"Liguang only has this one request!"

She rubbed her cheek hard against his back:

"As long as Master satisfies Liguang, Liguang will satisfy Master with any—thing...!"

"If Master goes into the room now..."

Her voice suddenly lowered a few pitches.

"Speaking of which, it seems Master..."

Fang Qi could feel her standing on her tiptoes, blowing warm air behind his ear!

"...hasn't used all of Liguang's functions yet, right...?"

...?

All functions?

What...?

?!

"Cough, cough!!"

Fang Qi coughed heavily twice!

He grabbed the slightly cool little hand that was still groping his chest and abruptly turned around!

He glared at the blinking silver-haired little thing in front of him!

His face was incredibly serious!

He raised his hand, straightened his index finger, and poked Liguang hard on her small head!

Over and over again!

Poking her head back with every tap!

Even the strand of ahoge hair sticking up from sleeping trembled along with it!

"You! You!"

Fang Qi's tone was full of exasperation, his finger still tapping continuously on Liguang's forehead!

"What kind of things are you thinking about all day long!"

The silver-haired girl let him poke her head, not dodging at all.

She just stared at Fang Qi while her head bobbed back and forth from the poking.

"Master..."

The crimson in her red eye flickered slightly, and the coquettish curve of her mouth drooped just a little.

"Don't you want to use all of Liguang's functions?"

"Hmph!"

Fang Qi snorted coldly!

"No!"

He raised his chin! Tossed his head! Turned around!

And then strode into his bedroom!

"Bang!!"

He slammed the bedroom door shut!

Then, he threw out some harsh words at the closed door:

"If you insist on forcing me into the room, then I have no choice!"

Outside the door, the silver-haired girl was silent for a few seconds...

"Hehe...!"

A snicker.

Then the sound of footsteps fading away.

Fang Qi stared at the door for a long time...

And deflated.

He walked to the bed and sat down heavily!

Damn it, how did I end up walking in here myself...

I was seduced by my wife!

Tsk!

He rubbed the center of his brows.

...Forget it.

It's not a big problem.

Even if Lin Xiaoyou had some scheme, as long as she was in the house, the initiative was already in his and Liguang's hands.

The balcony glass was bulletproof, the security door was custom-made...

Inside this house, no matter how high her IQ was, what kind of tricks could she pull?

Anyway, there was only a door between them; if anything really happened, he could just go out!

But...

Wifey, what exactly are you going to do to Lin Xiaoyou?

...

...

"Ding-dong—"

The doorbell finally rang.

Fang Qi, who had been lying on the bed waiting for a long time, immediately sat up straight!

She's here!

"Ding-dong—"

Another ring.

"Click."

The sound of the door opening.

Fang Qi's ears perked up high!

"Ah, it's Liguang!"

Lin Xiaoyou's voice!

Full of energy, crisp and loud.

"Good morning!"

She really came...!

Fang Qi narrowed his eyes.

Liguang, however, didn't speak. There was a sense of calm before the storm.

Fang Qi felt slightly nervous.

Wifey, you...

"Huh? Where's Senior?"

It was still Lin Xiaoyou's voice.

"Is Senior not here?"

Lively and playful, as if she really were just an ordinary junior coming over to visit.

"And... Liguang, why are you still in your pajamas?"

"Wow! It's so fluffy and cute!"

Click.

It was the sound of the door closing.

"Huh? Liguang, why aren't you saying anything?"

Lin Xiaoyou was still chattering away.

"Also, where is Senior? Didn't Senior say... Wah—!"

A sudden cry of alarm!

Fang Qi's eyelids twitched instantly!

"Liguang? Liguang, why are you pulling me?"

"Stop pulling, stop pulling—wah!"

"What are you doing! Where are you taking me—!"

Her voice shifted from confusion to panic, yelling out loud!

Fang Qi couldn't help but stand up from the bed, holding his breath!

Did Liguang make a move?

He could hear Lin Xiaoyou struggling!

And then...

"Little Liguang! Are you rebelling!!!"

Lin Xiaoyou's tone completely changed!

Fang Qi frowned immediately!

That form of address...!

She really wasn't that silly, sweet girl!

It was Lin You!

The super high-IQ genius lady!

...She stopped acting?

He quickly moved to the bedroom door and pressed his ear against it!

His hand was already gripping the doorknob!

The more he thought about it now, the more he felt...

This girl would absolutely never do something as stupid as delivering herself right to their door!

Lin Xiaoyou, you'd better not have any designs on Liguang...!

Suddenly—

Smack!!

A crisp slapping sound rang out!

Such a heavy thud!

It was so loud it made Fang Qi's eyelid twitch!

Then—

"Aow—!"

It was Lin Xiaoyou crying out in pain!

...?

Fang Qi blinked.

Huh? What was going on?

"Little Liguang, are you crazy, you...!"

Smack!!

Another slap.

"Ahhhh—! Wait! Wait...!"

Smack!!

The third slap.

"Wah—! You, you, you—!"

Smack!!

The fourth slap.

Lin Xiaoyou's voice was starting to carry a crying tone.

"Wah!!! Wait a minute, wait a minute first!!!"

Smack smack smack smack smack—!!!

A rapid, crisp succession of slapping sounds!

The rhythm was fast and steady!

"Wah wah wah!!! Wait a minute Little Liguang, I came here to...!! Wah ahhh!!!"

Outside the door, Liguang hadn't said a single word!

No matter how Lin Xiaoyou begged for mercy, she remained completely silent!

But the slapping didn't stop!

...?

Fang Qi slowly widened his eyes!

Eh?

The genius lady... was getting beaten up?

Actually getting beaten up?

Getting beaten up just like that, so easily?!

Outside, the heavy slapping sounds continued!

Smack!! Smack!! Smack!!

And—

"Waaah!! Stop, stop, stop hitting me! Little Liguang! I-I-I can explain...!! Let me go first...!"

Smack!

Another slap.

"Waaah! Liguang, Sister Liguang! Sister Liguang! I was wrong! I was really wrong!"

Smack!

"Waaah—! I already called you Sister, why are you still hitting me—!"

Smack!

"Aow!! Liguang, just you wait...!"

Fang Qi's mouth, meanwhile, was twitching as the corners turned up in a frantic grin!

No way, wifey...

Are you using the method I used to "teach you a lesson" on Lin Xiaoyou?

But judging from the sound, she's using way more force than I did!

But...

Well hit!

Very well hit!!

Smack!!

"Aow!! Sister Liguang, I'm begging you!!!"

Smack!!!

"Aowww—!!!"

Listening to the sounds outside...

Fang Qi felt a rush of absolute refreshment shoot straight up his spine to his brain!

...So satisfying!

Too satisfying!!

Every single sound, every crisp smack...

And that voice that had gone from annoyingly giggly to agonizingly howling!

...It cleared his mind and lifted his spirits completely!!

Did the genius lady come today wanting to pull another stunt in front of a tolerant Liguang, just like in the previous loop?

But...

Bet you didn't expect this! My wife isn't pretending anymore!

She's not pretending to be some unawakened AI, and she doesn't care about "informants" or whatever anymore!

She's just going straight to throwing hands!

Hit her!!

Wifey, hit her hard for me!!

Smack—!

A deafeningly loud slap!!

"Aowww—!!!!"