Fang Qi slowly opened his eyes.
The familiar ceiling.
Minimalist light strips.
A white coffee table.
Hmm...
It was the morning of the ninth day.
He blinked, his vision gradually coming into focus.
His brain, however, had not yet detached from the sensation of having his neck bitten off by his wife.
A lingering feeling remained on his neck...
A sharp, piercing pain!
Still, compared to the suffocation brought on by the poison gas, being bitten to death by his wife...
Could be considered enjoyable!
At least that final bite was strawberry-flavored.
Fang Qi slowly shifted his gaze.
Across the coffee table, a silver-haired girl was kneeling on the floor.
She was still wearing that familiar fluffy white pajama set, looking absolutely adorable.
But...
The stubborn strand of hair sticking up from the top of her head was now drooping listlessly.
Just like her entire demeanor, it exuded a sense of extreme caution.
She kept her head down, her chin almost buried in the fluffy collar of her clothes!
Her hands tightly held the white porcelain teacup, steam rising from its rim.
That was his save-point tea.
Was his wife still blaming herself...?
Liguang suddenly moved.
She did not stand up; instead, she maintained her kneeling posture, inching forward on the carpet on her knees!
She shuffled on her knees around the coffee table until she was right in front of him.
Then, with both hands, she raised the teacup high, lifting it above her bowed head!
Master, your tea.
Her voice was muffled and soft.
The temperature has been adjusted to your favorite 52 degrees Celsius.
Fang Qi looked down at the fluffy little white bundle in front of him.
She was kneeling perfectly straight!
Holding the teacup high above her head with both hands, her entire pretty face was hidden in the shadow of her silver hair.
It was the most standard kneeling posture for admitting a mistake!
Fang Qi blinked.
This little yandere...
Did she really think the previous loop was her fault?
Did she think it was because she had not discovered Lin Xiaoyou's plan in time that her master got trapped in the secret room, inhaled the poison gas, and had to be bitten to death by her?
Well...
Whatever time loop, whatever base, whatever Lin You or Lin Xiaoyou...
Put it all aside for now.
The wife is the most important; coaxing the wife comes first!
However...
Under the gaze of the eyes of this damn world...
What exactly should he say, and what shouldn't he say?
...Forget it.
To coax his wife, he should just use actions directly!
Fang Qi pulled the teacup from her hands and placed it onto the coffee table with a clack.
Then, he grabbed her wrists, which were still raised high and afraid to retract, and gave a forceful pull...
He yanked this fluffy little thing right into his arms!
Wu...!
The silver-haired girl let out a soft cry, her body stiffening slightly as her two small hands instinctively pressed against his chest...
Fang Qi could see that her eyes were a little red.
The next second, she smashed her face directly into his chest!
A hard bump! It made him let out a muffled grunt!
But he did not say anything.
Liguang did not say anything either.
Her simulated breathing made his chest warm up.
He wrapped one arm around her slender waist and placed his other hand on her back, stroking her gently, stroke by stroke.
It was just like petting a cat.
And the effect...
Was very good.
The small hands pressing against his chest gradually stopped being stiff.
Her body also slowly began to soften.
Her shoulders relaxed, her back slumped, and her entire person...
Melted into his embrace bit by bit!
...Very good.
His wife-coaxing skills had reached perfection!
Fang Qi's palm continued to stroke her back, moving down rhythmically.
Neither of them said a word.
She was apologizing.
He was showing her through his actions that she did not need to apologize.
She was acting spoiled.
He was coaxing her, like coaxing a little kitten.
Both understood without saying a word; not a single syllable was needed.
The living room was so quiet that only the sound of their breathing remained.
The morning light from outside filtered in through the balcony's floor-to-ceiling windows.
Holding this fluffy bundle that was getting softer and softer, Fang Qi finally looked up...
And looked out through the balcony's floor-to-ceiling windows.
To be precise, he looked at the building opposite theirs.
That window!
Two loops ago, Xiaoqing was behind that window, setting up a sniper rifle and shooting in this direction.
Was she still there now?
Was Lin Xiaoyou there too?
She wasn't there in the previous loop, at least.
In the previous loop, which was just moments ago, that lunatic Lin Xiaoyou had poisoned him and Liguang, sending them both to their deaths in their secret base!
Fang Qi stared at the building and narrowed his eyes.
Lin Xiaoyou.
Lin You.
Hah.
A genius.
A true genius, indeed.
She was the first one, too.
The first NPC to proactively deduce the save and load mechanism!
Not only did she deduce it, but she also dared to bet her life on it, using this mechanism to set a trap and deliver a message to him!
She used her own life from the previous loop as a letter, sending it to him and Liguang in this loop.
Sending the location of their secret base, her background, her willingness to cooperate...
She sent it all to him.
She even carved the name Lin You directly into his brain!
He stared out the window, his fingers lightly tapping on Liguang's back.
...Tsk.
Did he feel defeated?
A little bit.
But...
From the perspective of a player, encountering an NPC who could discover and even exploit the game's rules...
Was truly a fascinating experience!
Having played games for so many years, what kind of character hadn't he seen?
Tsunderes, kuuderes, yanderes, denpa types, two-faced characters...
...He absolutely couldn't let Liguang know about this!
Ahem, anyway, he had never seen this kind of...
An NPC who could read the game code herself, utilize the save mechanism, and use her own death to pass on information!
If Liguang was an awakened AI...
Then this Lin Xiaoyou was an awakened NPC!
However...
Fang Qi curled the corners of his lips, raised a hand, and gently flicked the messy strand of hair on top of Liguang's head.
He wasn't really panicking.
Being crushed by a high IQ... wasn't something that could affect his mindset!
So what if he was crushed? After all...
He was often pinned down by his wife at home anyway...
And in the end, wasn't the real trump card still in his hands!
His eyes.
The eyes of the world.
As long as he pierced through the paper window of the dream...
The world's rules would activate immediately!
And wipe out all those memories in Lin Xiaoyou's brain that shouldn't exist!
So...
The final right of interpretation still lay in his hands.
No matter how well Lin Xiaoyou calculated, she couldn't calculate this step.
The letter she went through immense hardships to send with her life, he only needed one sentence...
To make the postman burn the letter!
Of course, he definitely wouldn't do that right now.
After all, this girl Lin Xiaoyou was indeed a bit crazy, but looking at it now...
It seemed she really was an ally?
Even if this ally was a bit unhinged...
But...
It wasn't a big problem!
He forcefully flicked Liguang's hair!
The silver-haired girl squirmed slightly in his arms.
...At the end of the day, he was the player who could load saves.
Loading a save was his ability!
To trigger a save load, Lin Xiaoyou had to calculate every detail, speed in a car to expose her position, electrocute herself into a half-paralyzed state, and set up a poison gas secret room in advance...
She had to bet her life and engage in a battle of wits and courage against the world!
And what about him?
He... only needed to let his wife take a bite out of his neck!
Lin Xiaoyou.
Lin You.
Miss Genius.
You are amazing!
Truly amazing!
You are the smartest NPC I have ever met, and the craziest gambler!
You calculated every move, burned your bridges, and bet everything on that gambling table...
And then you won!
You won beautifully!
You successfully delivered that letter to the next playthrough, straight into my brain.
But do you know what?
You worked so hard, racked your brains... yet you can still only touch my heels!
The rules of this world...
Were unequal from the very beginning!
You are an NPC, and I am a player!
You can only trigger a rewind through death, while I—
I just need my yandere wife to take a bite out of me, and the whole world will rewind just for me!
Fang Qi's lips curled up!
He was brimming with a sense of superiority!
He was triumphant!
Triumphant...
Very.
Triumphant...
Tch.
...Fuck.
Fang Qi scratched his head in frustration!
...Alright!
Alright, alright!
He admitted it!
He was actually... just trying to find a reason why he was better than Lin Xiaoyou!
Because...
This feeling of having his IQ rubbed into the dirt by someone else...
Re-al-ly sucks!
Lin Xiaoyou, you fucking...
Are re-al-ly a-maz-ing!
Fang Qi gnashed his teeth!
Lin Xiaoyou had made him doubt his own intelligence!
He, Fang Qi, had played over three hundred hours of My Yandere Mechanical Wife, unlocking countless bad endings...
He had danced on the blade of a yandere countless times, calling himself a yandere strategy master, a hardcore Galgame player...
And the result?
Ever since he came to this game world, he had been constantly suffering setbacks!
First, he was completely crushed in terms of abilities by his own AI wife!
Then he was kept in the dark for dozens of playthroughs by Lin Xiaoyou, this supposed sweet and innocent girl!
Now that he finally discovered her true colors...
She ended up teaching him a direct lesson!
Showing him what a true genius was!
What it meant to be crushed by sheer IQ!
He hadn't had a single moment of triumph since he transmigrated!
No...
Wait, maybe he did have one triumphant moment?
But that time...
He had grabbed An Lian by the hair, showed her the severed limbs all over the floor, and then confidently killed himself to rewind...!
And the result was that after he killed himself and rewound, Liguang went crazy!
He had to coax her for a long, long time!
An Lian also came to his door on her own initiative to reveal her background...
She actually saw him as a younger brother; he had accidentally injured a teammate!
Now, being reminded by Lin Xiaoyou like this...
He suddenly felt like, could he really be an idiot...?
No, no, no...
Impossible!
He was smart as hell!
...The more he thought about it, the angrier he got!
He couldn't help but raise his hand and give Liguang's little face a hard pinch!
Wu!
The silver-haired girl let out a small protest at his pinch.
But she still kept her face buried in his chest, not looking up.
Fang Qi scooped Liguang up from his embrace just a little.
He looked down at her.
This fluffy little thing... feeling his movements, actually buried her face even deeper.
He poked the small patch of her exposed cheek.
Soft and squishy.
Liguang's head nuzzled further into his chest, stopping him from poking her.
Fang Qi pursed his lips.
Miss Genius, it's one thing for you to bully me...
But you bullied my wife pretty badly too!
In the last playthrough, Liguang unlocked her original core...
That was exactly when she was at her most confident, composed, and emotionally stable!
She could even smile while electrocuting Lin Xiaoyou!
She could even use that sweet, fake tone to say, Oh my, I'm so sorry!
...And the result?
Lin Xiaoyou countered with a locked room and poison gas.
Arranging everything perfectly right under Liguang's nose.
Once the door closed and the gas was released... she couldn't even hack her way out.
This was no small blow to Liguang.
An awakened AI, an awakened AI with the strongest core, a super AI that became a miniature supercomputer once her restrictions were lifted...
Was thoroughly outplayed by a human girl.
And a pure human who hadn't even undergone any body modifications?
This Lin Xiaoyou didn't just teach him a lesson; she taught Liguang a lesson too...
But it was fine!
He was talking about his wife's current state.
Fang Qi looked down again at the silver-haired girl in his arms.
This time, the little yandere's condition...
Was a little bit different.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
