Fang Qi's breath caught in his throat!
Before he could even figure out how to react...
The silver-haired girl made the first move!
She lunged right at him!
And then...
"Hiss—!!!"
Fang Qi gasped in pain!
A sharp pain instantly radiated from his forearm!
This crazy woman... she was biting him again!
That neat row of little teeth clamped down on his forearm in sheer indignation!
It hurt!
But... it didn't seem to hurt that much?
It was just... an indignant bite, full of petty grievances.
It seemed... she couldn't bear to bite down too hard?
But that resentment of "Master, you tricked me!"...
Was completely transmitted through those little teeth!
Fang Qi bared his teeth, looking down at the silver head hanging off his arm.
She was also looking up at him with her pretty face. Tears were still swirling in her amber left eye...
While the crimson in her right eye was surging recklessly!
Fang Qi: "..."
Ever since this crazy woman and he had come to a mutual understanding...
She had really become far too brazen!
Her daily aggressiveness had also skyrocketed!
But... the actual damage wasn't that high anymore.
This time, even when biting him, she was showing mercy?
...But it still hurt! You crazy woman, let go!
Baring his teeth, he immediately used his other hand to pinch her cheek!
"Let go of me!"
But the silver-haired girl just wouldn't let go!
She just bit him stubbornly, raising her eyes to glare right at him!
The crimson glow from her red eye illuminated both of their faces in a flush of red!
The two of them just stared at each other!
Fang Qi gritted his teeth, pulling outward harder with the hand pinching her cheek!
Liguang's soft cheek was pulled completely out of shape!
Yet that little mouth still wouldn't let go!
Those heterochromatic eyes continued to stare straight at him. In her amber left eye...
That sense of grievance was growing thicker and thicker!
Fang Qi: "..."
No, what do you have to be aggrieved about! I'm the one who should be aggrieved, okay!
He added a bit more strength to his hand, squishing her cheek even flatter!
"Are you going to let go or not!"
Liguang glared at him for several seconds.
Then... that little mouth finally opened.
"Hiss..."
Fang Qi sucked in a breath through his teeth again, looking down at his forearm...
A red ring of teeth marks!
It was a bit swollen, but... the skin wasn't broken.
This crazy woman really did show mercy.
...But it still hurt!
Damn it! You crazy woman, why are you acting like a dog!
He immediately looked up and glared at the culprit in front of him!
The silver-haired girl was kneeling in front of him, still panting slightly.
Her eye sockets were red, and the crimson in her red eye was still churning!
She was glaring at him too, and then...
"Hmph!"
She harrumphed! She actually harrumphed!
Then she wrinkled her little nose, tilted her chin up, and her heterochromatic eyes were filled with the message "I'm angry"!
Fang Qi was instantly amused by the sheer absurdity of it!
You just finished biting someone, and you're the one who's angry! I haven't even gotten angry yet!
Do you know how hard it was for me to hold back!
I did all this for your own good!
Otherwise I would have already...!
Just as he was about to say something, he saw her push off the bed and stand up!
Stepping barefoot onto the floor, she tossed her fluffy hood back and turned to walk toward the kitchen!
"Liguang is going to cook for Master!!"
Her voice was huffy and carried a heavy nasal tone!
Looking exactly like a little girl screaming, "Master tricked me! I'm very angry! But I'm still going to cook for Master!"
Fang Qi: "..."
The anger in his heart was instantly swatted dead like a mosquito.
Oh my god...!
How could she be...
So cute!!
Seeing her still stomping her feet hard, walking out step by step...
Fang Qi immediately reached out and grabbed her wrist!
"Hmm?"
Liguang stopped.
She turned her head, her heterochromatic eyes still carrying un-dissipated crimson and grievance:
"Why is Master still holding onto Liguang!"
"Liguang! Is going to cook for Master!"
As she spoke, she struggled with her wrist!
But... she didn't struggle hard, just a token effort.
And then she stopped moving, resting comfortably in the palm of his hand.
Fang Qi looked at her adorable appearance...
His heart was about to melt!
So freaking cute!
He pinched her cheek again, which was still a bit red from his previous pulling.
Then he waved his large hand and said heroically:
"You rest!"
"You don't need to cook today's meal!"
"I'll do it!"
"Today, you just be good and wait to eat!"
He had already decided to let Liguang have a happy day today!
So...
He would cook!
And Liguang...
Froze for a moment.
Her heterochromatic eyes blinked, and the crimson in her red eye completely stagnated.
Her little face was blank, unable to process it for a long time.
Just as Fang Qi thought Liguang was touched by his actions and was feeling smug...
She spoke in a soft, glutinous voice, carrying a hint of bewilderment:
"But Master..."
"Liguang doesn't need to eat, right?"
Fang Qi: "..."
The corners of his mouth, which had already curled up, instantly froze!
Uh...
That's right, isn't it...?
She only needed to recharge, she really didn't need to eat. Eating was always just to accompany him...
...But the words had already been spoken, how could he take them back!
So, he slapped his hand lightly onto her little head!
"You don't need to eat to replenish energy, but... but you can still enjoy delicious food!"
He even questioned Liguang in return:
"What? You don't want to eat the meal your Master cooks for you? Hmm?!"
Liguang blinked blankly again.
And then...
Those heterochromatic eyes... slowly lit up!
"Master... is going to cook for Liguang...?"
She murmured softly.
As she murmured, the corners of her lips began to curl up bit by bit!
"Master... is going to cook for Liguang?"
Curling higher and higher, higher and higher...!
"Master is going to cook for Liguang... Master is going to cook for Liguang... Master is going to cook for Liguang...!"
She repeated it over and over again!
Speaking faster and faster, getting more and more excited!
Finally, the corners of her lips curved into a slightly sick, exaggerated arc!
And then—
"Master is going to cook for Liguang!!!"
She threw herself wildly into his arms!
Fang Qi was even knocked back half a step by her, falling bottom-first onto the bed!
Those slender arms tightly wrapped around his waist. The silver-haired girl was rubbing against him in his arms, rubbing back and forth!
Her fluffy hood was rubbed completely askew!
"Master is going to cook for Liguang!!! Master is going to cook for Liguang!!!"
Her little head buried in his chest, she kept shouting!
Her voice carried uncontainable excitement!
Fang Qi looked at the little silver head rubbing wildly in his arms...
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise again, unable to be suppressed at all!
Crazy woman, just you wait!
I'll let you witness the skills of Chef Fang!
Let's see if I don't blow your mind with my cooking!
...
Turn on the stove, pour the oil, crack the egg.
The movements were done in one smooth breath!
And then—
"Sizzle—!"
Oil splattered everywhere!
Fang Qi jumped back in fright, dodging the few drops of splashing hot oil!
As a result...
The egg liquid quickly solidified in the pan.
The edges also began to turn black!
He hurriedly picked up the spatula to flip it!
Then he realized... he couldn't scoop it up.
...This egg actually stuck to the pan?
Fang Qi: "?"
His eyes widened, and he scraped hard with the spatula—
The egg broke...
The yolk flowed out, mixing with the black mush at the bottom of the pan...
Fang Qi: "..."
He stared in silence at the black-and-yellow mass in the pan, completely unrecognizable from its original form.
Huh?
Is this right?
Is frying an egg really this hard?
Before he transmigrated, he had fried eggs so many times... and never failed?!
He glared at the ruined fried egg in the pan, his mind full of confusion.
Has he been spoiled rotten by Liguang?!
Then... he heard a soft pfft of laughter from behind him.
Fang Qi: ...
He immediately turned his head!
At the kitchen door, the silver-haired girl was poking half her little head out, a small star earring dangling from her left earlobe.
She was looking at the spatula in his hand... and the unidentified object in his pan.
She was pursing her lips, the corners of her mouth trembling!
Fang Qi... instantly narrowed his eyes!
...What are you laughing at?
The silver-haired girl immediately shook her head non-stop, her pretty face pulled tight!
Liguang isn't laughing, really, I'm not...
Liguang thinks Master looks so handsome when he cooks... pfft...!
Covering her small mouth, her little head darted behind the door with a swoosh!
Fang Qi: ......
He turned back around, staring at the blackened lump in the pan...
No, this isn't right!
Before transmigrating, he was at least an independent young man who could fend for himself. How could he not know a basic skill like frying an egg?!
He looked in bewilderment at the iron pan in front of him... the one Liguang kept polished and gleaming.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit him!
Ah... it's the pan's fault!
The pan Liguang used was a top-tier iron wok that required maintenance!
This thing... sticks!
But a top-tier bachelor chef like him... had only ever used those beginner-friendly non-stick coated pans!
...Damn it!
This is way too unfriendly for beginners!
He took a deep breath and scraped away the charred mess!
...He just didn't believe it!
He, Fang Qi, wasn't even afraid of death now, yet he couldn't handle a fried egg?!
He turned the stove back on.
Poured the oil, cracked the egg.
His movements were as smooth and flowing as before.
One minute later...
...It stuck to the pan again.
Fang Qi: ......
His hand holding the spatula was trembling.
That pfft sounded from behind him again, even more obvious than before!
A vein throbbed on Fang Qi's forehead. Just as he was about to turn around...
Soft footsteps approached from behind.
Then, a warm and soft touch pressed against his back.
Slender arms wrapped around his waist, and a soft cheek rested on his back.
Master.
Liguang's voice was muffled, carrying an uncontrollable hint of laughter:
Let Liguang... teach you, okay?
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
