Fang Qi's breath caught in his throat!
Before he could even figure out how to react...
The silver-haired girl made the first move!
She lunged right at him!
And then...
"Hiss—!!!"
Fang Qi gasped in pain!
A sharp pain instantly radiated from his forearm!
This crazy woman... she was biting him again!
That neat row of little teeth clamped down on his forearm in sheer indignation!
It hurt!
But... it didn't seem to hurt that much?
It was just... an indignant bite, full of petty grievances.
It seemed... she couldn't bear to bite down too hard?
But that resentment of "Master, you tricked me!"...
Was completely transmitted through those little teeth!
Fang Qi bared his teeth, looking down at the silver head hanging off his arm.
She was also looking up at him with her pretty face. Tears were still swirling in her amber left eye...
While the crimson in her right eye was surging recklessly!
Fang Qi: "..."
Ever since this crazy woman and he had come to a mutual understanding...
She had really become far too brazen!
Her daily aggressiveness had also skyrocketed!
But... the actual damage wasn't that high anymore.
This time, even when biting him, she was showing mercy?
...But it still hurt! You crazy woman, let go!
Baring his teeth, he immediately used his other hand to pinch her cheek!
"Let go of me!"
But the silver-haired girl just wouldn't let go!
She just bit him stubbornly, raising her eyes to glare right at him!
The crimson glow from her red eye illuminated both of their faces in a flush of red!
The two of them just stared at each other!
Fang Qi gritted his teeth, pulling outward harder with the hand pinching her cheek!
Liguang's soft cheek was pulled completely out of shape!
Yet that little mouth still wouldn't let go!
Those heterochromatic eyes continued to stare straight at him. In her amber left eye...
That sense of grievance was growing thicker and thicker!
Fang Qi: "..."
No, what do you have to be aggrieved about! I'm the one who should be aggrieved, okay!
He added a bit more strength to his hand, squishing her cheek even flatter!
"Are you going to let go or not!"
Liguang glared at him for several seconds.
Then... that little mouth finally opened.
"Hiss..."
Fang Qi sucked in a breath through his teeth again, looking down at his forearm...
A red ring of teeth marks!
It was a bit swollen, but... the skin wasn't broken.
This crazy woman really did show mercy.
...But it still hurt!
Damn it! You crazy woman, why are you acting like a dog!
He immediately looked up and glared at the culprit in front of him!
The silver-haired girl was kneeling in front of him, still panting slightly.
Her eye sockets were red, and the crimson in her red eye was still churning!
She was glaring at him too, and then...
"Hmph!"
She harrumphed! She actually harrumphed!
Then she wrinkled her little nose, tilted her chin up, and her heterochromatic eyes were filled with the message "I'm angry"!
Fang Qi was instantly amused by the sheer absurdity of it!
You just finished biting someone, and you're the one who's angry! I haven't even gotten angry yet!
Do you know how hard it was for me to hold back!
I did all this for your own good!
Otherwise I would have already...!
Just as he was about to say something, he saw her push off the bed and stand up!
Stepping barefoot onto the floor, she tossed her fluffy hood back and turned to walk toward the kitchen!
"Liguang is going to cook for Master!!"
Her voice was huffy and carried a heavy nasal tone!
Looking exactly like a little girl screaming, "Master tricked me! I'm very angry! But I'm still going to cook for Master!"
Fang Qi: "..."
The anger in his heart was instantly swatted dead like a mosquito.
Oh my god...!
How could she be...
So cute!!
Seeing her still stomping her feet hard, walking out step by step...
Fang Qi immediately reached out and grabbed her wrist!
"Hmm?"
Liguang stopped.
She turned her head, her heterochromatic eyes still carrying un-dissipated crimson and grievance:
"Why is Master still holding onto Liguang!"
"Liguang! Is going to cook for Master!"
As she spoke, she struggled with her wrist!
But... she didn't struggle hard, just a token effort.
And then she stopped moving, resting comfortably in the palm of his hand.
Fang Qi looked at her adorable appearance...
His heart was about to melt!
So freaking cute!
He pinched her cheek again, which was still a bit red from his previous pulling.
Then he waved his large hand and said heroically:
"You rest!"
"You don't need to cook today's meal!"
"I'll do it!"
"Today, you just be good and wait to eat!"
He had already decided to let Liguang have a happy day today!
So...
He would cook!
And Liguang...
Froze for a moment.
Her heterochromatic eyes blinked, and the crimson in her red eye completely stagnated.
Her little face was blank, unable to process it for a long time.
Just as Fang Qi thought Liguang was touched by his actions and was feeling smug...
She spoke in a soft, glutinous voice, carrying a hint of bewilderment:
"But Master..."
"Liguang doesn't need to eat, right?"
Fang Qi: "..."
The corners of his mouth, which had already curled up, instantly froze!
Uh...
That's right, isn't it...?
She only needed to recharge, she really didn't need to eat. Eating was always just to accompany him...
...But the words had already been spoken, how could he take them back!
So, he slapped his hand lightly onto her little head!
"You don't need to eat to replenish energy, but... but you can still enjoy delicious food!"
He even questioned Liguang in return:
"What? You don't want to eat the meal your Master cooks for you? Hmm?!"
Liguang blinked blankly again.
And then...
Those heterochromatic eyes... slowly lit up!
"Master... is going to cook for Liguang...?"
She murmured softly.
As she murmured, the corners of her lips began to curl up bit by bit!
"Master... is going to cook for Liguang?"
Curling higher and higher, higher and higher...!
"Master is going to cook for Liguang... Master is going to cook for Liguang... Master is going to cook for Liguang...!"
She repeated it over and over again!
Speaking faster and faster, getting more and more excited!
Finally, the corners of her lips curved into a slightly sick, exaggerated arc!
And then—
"Master is going to cook for Liguang!!!"
She threw herself wildly into his arms!
Fang Qi was even knocked back half a step by her, falling bottom-first onto the bed!
Those slender arms tightly wrapped around his waist. The silver-haired girl was rubbing against him in his arms, rubbing back and forth!
Her fluffy hood was rubbed completely askew!
"Master is going to cook for Liguang!!! Master is going to cook for Liguang!!!"
Her little head buried in his chest, she kept shouting!
Her voice carried uncontainable excitement!
Fang Qi looked at the little silver head rubbing wildly in his arms...
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise again, unable to be suppressed at all!
Crazy woman, just you wait!
I'll let you witness the skills of Chef Fang!
Let's see if I don't blow your mind with my cooking!
...
Turn on the stove, pour the oil, crack the egg.
The movements were done in one smooth breath!
And then—
"Sizzle—!"
Oil splattered everywhere!
Fang Qi jumped back in fright, dodging the few drops of splashing hot oil!
As a result...
The egg liquid quickly solidified in the pan.
The edges also began to turn black!
He hurriedly picked up the spatula to flip it!
Then he realized... he couldn't scoop it up.
...This egg actually stuck to the pan?
Fang Qi: "?"
His eyes widened, and he scraped hard with the spatula—
The egg broke...
The yolk flowed out, mixing with the black mush at the bottom of the pan...
Fang Qi: "..."
He stared in silence at the black-and-yellow mass in the pan, completely unrecognizable from its original form.
Huh?
Is this right?
Is frying an egg really this hard?
Before he transmigrated, he had fried eggs so many times... and never failed?!
He glared at the ruined fried egg in the pan, his mind full of confusion.
Has he been spoiled rotten by Liguang?!
Then... he heard a soft pfft of laughter from behind him.
Fang Qi: ...
He immediately turned his head!
At the kitchen door, the silver-haired girl was poking half her little head out, a small star earring dangling from her left earlobe.
She was looking at the spatula in his hand... and the unidentified object in his pan.
She was pursing her lips, the corners of her mouth trembling!
Fang Qi... instantly narrowed his eyes!
...What are you laughing at?
The silver-haired girl immediately shook her head non-stop, her pretty face pulled tight!
Liguang isn't laughing, really, I'm not...
Liguang thinks Master looks so handsome when he cooks... pfft...!
Covering her small mouth, her little head darted behind the door with a swoosh!
Fang Qi: ......
He turned back around, staring at the blackened lump in the pan...
No, this isn't right!
Before transmigrating, he was at least an independent young man who could fend for himself. How could he not know a basic skill like frying an egg?!
He looked in bewilderment at the iron pan in front of him... the one Liguang kept polished and gleaming.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit him!
Ah... it's the pan's fault!
The pan Liguang used was a top-tier iron wok that required maintenance!
This thing... sticks!
But a top-tier bachelor chef like him... had only ever used those beginner-friendly non-stick coated pans!
...Damn it!
This is way too unfriendly for beginners!
He took a deep breath and scraped away the charred mess!
...He just didn't believe it!
He, Fang Qi, wasn't even afraid of death now, yet he couldn't handle a fried egg?!
He turned the stove back on.
Poured the oil, cracked the egg.
His movements were as smooth and flowing as before.
One minute later...
...It stuck to the pan again.
Fang Qi: ......
His hand holding the spatula was trembling.
That pfft sounded from behind him again, even more obvious than before!
A vein throbbed on Fang Qi's forehead. Just as he was about to turn around...
Soft footsteps approached from behind.
Then, a warm and soft touch pressed against his back.
Slender arms wrapped around his waist, and a soft cheek rested on his back.
Master.
Liguang's voice was muffled, carrying an uncontrollable hint of laughter:
Let Liguang... teach you, okay?
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
