Fang Qi was in so much pain that he broke out in a cold sweat!
That little hand looked slender, but its strength was astonishing!
This crazy woman—she didn't just pinch a small piece of flesh, she even twisted it in a full circle!
The worst part was—
She kept smiling the whole time!
That pretty face was smiling so gently and obediently!
As if she were admiring something interesting!
Fang Qi glared at her, desperately winking and signaling her!
Crazy woman! Let go! Let go right now!
It hurts—!
Besides, Lin Xiaoyou is still on the other end of the phone!
Madam, you wouldn't want her to notice anything unusual, would you?!
Liguang blinked and tilted her little head, her expression seemingly saying...
"What is Master talking about? Liguang didn't do anything. Liguang is just... obediently leaning against Master's shoulder right now, isn't she?"
Then, that little hand...
Finally let go.
Fang Qi immediately breathed a sigh of relief...
...It really hurt!
This crazy woman is truly ruthless when she strikes now!
But before he could celebrate, he felt that hand move again.
Gently, softly... it was rubbing the spot she had just pinched.
That soft and warm touch brushed over him again and again, leaving a tingling, numbing sensation.
Fang Qi: "..."
Pinching me and then giving me a sweet treat, is that it...?
Crazy woman, you're really out of control!
I am your Master!
Moreover... although that hand was rubbing, it hadn't been pulled away at all!
It just rested there, her fingertips lightly tapping against his skin.
As if ready to pinch down again at any moment!
Fang Qi stiffly looked down at her.
The silver-haired girl still smiled as beautifully as a flower, the data streams in her crimson eyes gleaming brightly.
She looked to be in an excellent mood, her expression incredibly meek and gentle.
But that amicable gaze was clearly telling him:
Master, you'd better think carefully before you speak~
Fang Qi: "..."
Help!
This crazy woman isn't going dark anymore, she's switched to taking action on the spot, huh?!
"Hello, hello?! Senior?!"
"Why is there a weird breathing sound on your end?! Are you okay?!"
Lin Xiaoyou's voice came from the phone, anxious and crisp!
Fang Qi quickly took a deep breath and steadied his voice:
"Hello, hello? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me?"
"Ah, Senior! I can hear you!! Senior, you, you, you...!"
"Ah, finally! Oops, my phone had a little glitch just now, nothing I said went through! It's all good now!"
As he spoke, he used his peripheral vision to glance at the creature in his arms...
The smiling little demon!
The hand resting on his leg twitched slightly again!
—Keep talking, I'm listening.
Fang Qi couldn't help but grit his teeth!
This crazy woman...
You're really out of control!
However, he quickly continued speaking to Lin Xiaoyou on the other end of the line:
"I was just out on a vacation, taking a few days to rest. I'll be back soon."
There was a second of silence on the other end... and then her voice suddenly pitched up:
"Vacation?!!"
"Senior, you went on vacation, so why did you turn off all your communications!!"
"Not answering calls, not replying to messages!! Do you know how worried I was!!"
Her voice carried a hint of complaint, along with a little bit of... a whining, coquettish tone?
"I almost called the police, you know!! Senior, you can't do this next time!!"
"It was too scary!!"
"Sob sob... Senior, I really missed you so much these past few days...!"
Fang Qi: "..."
His temples were throbbing wildly!
He could clearly feel that the little hand on his leg... had stopped rubbing.
Then, those two slender fingers, gently...
Pinched a small piece of his flesh.
No force was applied, just a pinch.
But that threatening feeling of being "ready to exert force at any moment"... was simply more terrifying than being pinched directly!
The silver-haired girl was still smiling, her expression meek and obedient.
She even tilted her head slightly and rubbed her soft cheek against his shoulder again.
But the crimson in her red eyes was faintly gleaming!
With every word Lin Xiaoyou spat out, the force of those two slender fingers... would slightly increase by a fraction!
He quickly laughed it off into the phone:
"Hahaha, I'll definitely pay attention next time! Um, Xiaoyou, I still have some things to take care of over here, so let's stop chatting for now, okay!"
"Eh—alright, then when is Senior coming back?"
"I'll be back soon, just in a few days!"
"Oh, oh, okay then... I'll be waiting for you, Senior! Senior, you must..."
Fang Qi's scalp tingled numbly!
Who asked you to wait for me!
Hiss—
So painful!!
Stop! Stop it!
"I'm not talking anymore, I have things to do, hanging up now!"
After saying that, without waiting for Lin Xiaoyou to react—
"Click!"
He hung up directly, crisp and clean, without any hesitation!
The moment the phone screen went dark—
That little hand finally let go.
Fang Qi... slumped back completely, a lingering dull ache still pulsing in his leg!
He looked down at the culprit in his arms!
The silver-haired girl was currently tilting her pretty face up to look at him, her phoenix eyes curved, and the arc of her lips...
Finally seemed just a tiny bit more sincere.
Carrying a hint of satisfied smugness... like a cat that had successfully stolen a dried fish!
"Master is so good."
She spoke softly and glutinously, her voice so sweet it could kill.
Then she lowered her eyelashes, her gaze falling on Fang Qi's thigh, her heterochromatic eyes blinking...
"Ah!"
She let out a short gasp!
Her pretty face was written all over with surprise and heartache!
"Why is Master's leg swollen?!"
She gently rolled up the leg of Fang Qi's shorts and pointed at the reddish, pinched spot...
Her expression was incredibly innocent!
"It's all red and swollen, it looks like it really hurts!"
Fang Qi: "............"
What the f*ck...!
The silver-haired girl pushed against his chest with both hands and sat up straight, her heterochromatic eyes full of heartache and concern!
"Don't move, Master!"
"Liguang will go find some topical medicine for you right now!"
As she spoke, she lightly slipped out of his embrace, her light blue skirt swaying.
Then, stepping on the wooden floor with bare feet, she went pitter-patter running towards the kitchen!
Halfway there, she even turned back and gave him a sweet smile:
"Wait for me, Master! Liguang will be right back!"
Then she turned her head and continued pitter-pattering away.
Leaving Fang Qi sitting alone on the sofa, wanting to cry but having no tears.
This crazy woman... really doesn't seem like she'll go dark anymore.
She doesn't electrocute him, doesn't drug him unconscious, and won't break his limbs to lock him in the basement anymore.
This should be considered a good thing.
But instead, she has turned into a... little yandere with explosive jealousy who will take physical action on the spot!
In the past, she would endure it, enduring until it was unbearable... before finally going dark and exploding!
Now... she doesn't hold back anymore!
She uses those expressive eyes to stare at him, silently threatening him.
Any grudges, she settles them right there on the spot! And after getting her revenge, she even pretends to be innocent!
But...
That little face is just too cute.
Those eyes are just too beautiful.
That innocent "I didn't do anything" expression...
It really makes one's heart melt!
And remembering her from the previous loop, and the loops before that—that deep, reckless love...
As well as the little way she looked just now, crying into his embrace and soaking his shirt...
He really... couldn't bring himself to get angry!
She pinched him because she was jealous, because she cared about him, because she loved him to the very bone...
Thinking of this...
Fang Qi's mood suddenly improved again.
Well...
Even though his thigh hurt a bit, it seemed... completely acceptable!
Anyway...
As long as he didn't do anything to make Liguang jealous, she would always be that gentle little kitten, right?
Now he didn't have to worry about her snapping and turning to the dark side just because he found out her secret, so...
The current her...
Was just a cute little ball of jealousy!
Although this jealousy was unusually strong, and she was a ball of jealousy with off-the-charts combat power that he couldn't resist at all...
But...
All he had to do was not answer Lin Xiaoyou's calls!
All he had to do was not smile at other women!
All he had to do was not look at other women!
...What was so hard about that!
He, Fang Qi, was the ultimate champion of pure love!
He made up his mind. Once he went back this time... he would make things completely clear with Lin Xiaoyou!
Before, he was afraid Lin Xiaoyou would come over and act recklessly, so he never dared to reject her too forcefully.
After all, in the game, forcefully rejecting her would only trigger a bad ending where she came over to throw a tantrum...
But now Liguang had changed!
There was a high probability that she wouldn't snap over this kind of thing anymore!
A possible scenario surfaced in Fang Qi's mind:
The silver-haired girl, acting like the lady of the house, with an elegant and gentle posture... smiling as she watched Lin Xiaoyou throw a tantrum and roll on the floor.
She would even blink at him, using those expressive heterochromatic eyes to tell him—
Look, Master, Liguang is much better and more obedient, isn't she?
Fang Qi: "..."
Right.
So right!
He leaned back on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, the corners of his mouth uncontrollably curling up.
Wifey Liguang, the way you are now...
Is really great!
It's so much better than wanting to turn me into a living doll at the drop of a hat!
I love you just the way you are!
He looked down at his red and swollen thigh.
That red mark was the exact shape of Liguang's little hand pinching him. He reached out and touched it; it still hurt a little.
...Forget it!
Since she is so cute, I'll forgive her this time!
She is his wife no matter what, and he loves her no matter what!
The pitter-patter of footsteps approached again.
The silver-haired girl came jogging back, carrying a tray.
On the tray sat a small jar of ointment, a roll of gauze... and a steaming cup of fresh tea.
She placed the tray on the coffee table and knelt down in front of him.
She looked up at him with her small face. Her amber left eye was incredibly gentle, and the data stream in her crimson right eye flowed smoothly.
"Master, Liguang found the medicine."
She said softly, reaching out her small hands to gently lift his leg.
Her movements were so careful, as if she were handling some precious treasure.
"It might hurt a little, Master. Please bear with it."
She unscrewed the cap of the ointment, scooped a little with her fingertip, and lowered her head to focus on applying the medicine for him.
Her silver strands of hair hung down, brushing against his leg and tickling him.
The sea breeze outside the window continued to blow, and the sunlight spilled through the window onto her silver hair.
Fang Qi looked down at the little yandere crouching in front of him, earnestly applying his medicine.
He looked at her lowered eyelashes, her focused expression, and that... amber left eye that would occasionally look up to steal a glance at him.
In that gaze... there was actually a hint of careful fawning.
Seeing him looking at her, she quickly gave him a flattering smile, then swiftly lowered her head again to treat his injury!
Her movements were also incredibly gentle!
The corners of Fang Qi's lips curled up slightly.
This crazy woman... her jealousy from earlier had passed, and now she was starting to get scared that he would be angry with her?
Hmm...
If he lost his temper right now, would the silver-haired girl in front of him...
Immediately bow down and cry for forgiveness?
...Should he try it?
...Forget it!
You're so cute, I'll forgive you this time!
Fang Qi leaned back on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, unable to suppress the curve of his lips.
Crazy woman, just keep playing this role forever.
I will always stay by your side.
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
nce】【Lighthearted Comedy】【Ultimate Gentleman's Novel】【Viewer Discretion Advised for Under 16】 The mightiest human hero, Sharen Morian, is resurrected after a thousand years by his wife—the Demon King. This is not your typical hero-vs-demon-king tale.
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e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
