You as the Hostess

"Senior, I love you to death!!"

Cheers accompanied the flying sand as a pale yellow figure threw herself straight into Fang Qi's arms!

His pupils shrank!

Seeing Lin Xiaoyou's excited little round face getting closer and closer—

"Swish!"

A slender shadow reacted faster than him!

Liguang didn't even turn around completely, just flipped her wrist...

Five fingers accurately grabbed the collar at the back of Lin Xiaoyou's neck!

"Ouch!"

Lin Xiaoyou's forward momentum suddenly stalled!

Her whole body was like a cat being lifted by the back of its neck, her limbs still comically flailing in the air twice!

Then Liguang's seemingly slender arm raised—

"Thump!"

Lin Xiaoyou fell solidly onto the sand beside them!

Stirring up a small cloud of dust!

Landing right on her butt!

"Aww!!"

Her face wrinkled in pain, and the sun hat in her hand flew off!

Covering her aching butt with one hand, tears almost burst out!

"Ouch, Liguang you you you... what are you doing!"

The silver-haired girl finally turned completely around.

The sea breeze blew her silver hair flying.

On that incredibly beautiful face...

The previous docility had dissipated!

The data streams in her crimson pupils rotated frantically, and the corners of her lips parted...

In an undisguised, icy arc!

She didn't even bother to pretend anymore, already grinding her teeth slightly:

"Master, belongs to Liguang!"

She took a step forward, her bare feet sinking into the fine sand!

She looked down condescendingly at Lin Xiaoyou, who was still sitting on the sand rubbing her butt...

An abnormal scarlet glimmer rose from her fingertips!

"No, one, is, allowed, to, touch!"

Word by word, murderous intent seething!

Lin Xiaoyou was frightened by this sudden change of face and shivered all over!

She stopped rubbing her butt, her almond eyes widened, and her finger pointed tremblingly at Liguang:

"Liguang, you you you...!"

Then she gritted her teeth, endured the pain, and stood up with a whoosh, a look of refusal to admit defeat on her face!

Patting the sand off her denim shorts, she puffed out her small chest:

"So what if Senior gave you the right to 'be jealous'! I, I, Lin Xiaoyou, will not give up! You don't have feelings, you're just a simulation!"

She clenched her small fists, her cheeks flushed with excitement and indignation!

"Let me tell you, Liguang! Even if you block me, I will definitely find a chance! To hug Senior when you're not paying attention! Definitely!!"

"...Oh?"

Liguang's willow eyebrows trembled, and the red light in her crimson pupils flared!

"You can try—"

"Try my ass!"

Fang Qi's scalp went numb!

If he let these two ancestors continue to confront each other...

Lin Xiaoyou would probably turn into a beach roast suckling pig!

He did a kip-up and bounced straight up from the beach chair!

Rushing behind Liguang in two steps, he stretched out his arms—

And firmly hugged Liguang's waist from behind!

"Mmm...!"

Caught off guard, Liguang's delicate body stiffened, and the red light at her fingertips stalled for a moment.

Then he aimed one hand at her pert bottom wrapped in the swimsuit—

"Smack!"

And gave it a neither light nor heavy spank!

"Ying—!"

The silver-haired girl trembled!

Instantly, the murderous little devil aura from just now collapsed!

The red light in her crimson pupils, the threatening light at her fingertips...

All extinguished with a poof!

Then her whole body seemed to have its bones pulled out, falling softly into his arms!

Her cheeks quickly turned thoroughly red, her ear tips steaming, and a layer of water mist wetly covered her heterochromatic pupils!

She looked up at him blankly and aggrievedly:

"Ma, Master...?"

Fang Qi hugged this crazy woman who had instantly turned from a fierce beast into a soft cat, secretly breathing a sigh of relief.

Phew...

It seems that conventional methods still work...

On the surface, he kept a straight face and scolded:

"Nonsense! How can you use violence against a guest? What kind of behavior is this!"

Lin Xiaoyou watched from the side, dumbfounded!

Her small mouth opened into an O shape, forgetting to pick up the sun hat that fell on the ground!

She looked at Fang Qi, then at the... silver-haired girl in his arms who had instantly become shy and soft...

"Se, Senior..."

Lin Xiaoyou pointed at them with trembling fingers:

"You, you guys... are showing off your affection in front of me?!"

"And, and spanking?!"

She stomped her feet in anger, stepping a small pit into the beach!

"Too much! I clearly fell and got hurt first!"

The corners of Fang Qi's eyes twitched!

He had just coaxed the crazy woman, and Lin Xiaoyou started again!

He quickly waved his hand at Lin Xiaoyou, trying to reason:

"No, Xiaoyou, look... Liguang made your butt fall, so I also spanked her butt, doesn't that make it even! Fair and square!"

"Fair?!"

Lin Xiaoyou's small face flushed!

"Senior, you call this punishment? This is clearly a reward!"

"It's showing off affection! Naked showing off affection!"

"She she she... she looks very happy!"

As she spoke, she pointed angrily into Fang Qi's arms!

Fang Qi looked down—

Good heavens, Liguang's little face was buried in his chest, exposing two bright red little ear tips.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and the corners of her lips were hooked up...

Where was there even half a bit of grievance?

She even occasionally let out a satisfied hum...

It was clearly a look of Master punished me in public, hehe so happy so shy so much like...

A little look of secret joy!

She even quietly embedded her body further into Fang Qi's arms!

Fang Qi: "..."

Busted!

Crazy woman, this emotional expression of yours...

If she could pass the test later, it would be a ghost!

Should he... start considering what to do after Liguang turns yandere in advance?

"Senior, look! She's still proud! Senior, you're biased! Valuing lovers over friends!"

Fang Qi knew that this fairness theory was untenable, so he quickly changed the subject:

"Ahem! That... Xiaoyou, that's not the point! Um... someone else is coming to the island this afternoon."

"Ah? Someone else, who?"

Lin Xiaoyou immediately widened her eyes and perked up her ears, temporarily suppressing the accusations of bias and showing off affection.

"Liguang's maintenance specialist, An Lian."

As Fang Qi spoke, he felt... the body in his arms tense up slightly again.

He rubbed her silver hair reassuringly, then looked at Lin Xiaoyou and said:

"She's coming this afternoon to do a routine checkup on Liguang. So..."

He looked at Lin Xiaoyou, trying to make his expression look serious and helpless:

"Liguang has to prepare for battle this afternoon and can't play with you anymore."

"There's an empty cabin over there, you go rest first, tidy up? When An Lian comes and finishes the checkup, we can all... uh, have a meal together?"

Lin Xiaoyou curled her lips, obviously not very satisfied with this arrangement, but hearing words like maintenance specialist and checkup, she knew it was serious business.

Rubbing her still aching butt, she muttered:

"Fine... then Senior, you owe me a meal! I want to eat seafood!"

"Sure, sure, as much as you want!"

Fang Qi agreed readily!

As long as he could temporarily separate these two deities, he would even agree to eat dragon meat!

He hurriedly half-hugged, half-carried Liguang, who was still soft in his arms, towards the cabin!

Turning back, he waved to Lin Xiaoyou:

"The one with the blue roof, the key is under the doormat! Go by yourself first!"

Watching Lin Xiaoyou's retreating figure as she dawdled toward the other cabin, looking back every three steps...

Fang Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief!

To be honest, he really wasn't afraid of Liguang snapping and going dark right now.

If she snapped, she snapped. It didn't matter!

He was mainly afraid that Lin Xiaoyou's reckless little head...

Would be twisted right off by a darkened Liguang and used as a beach volleyball!

It was true that he wanted to be lovey-dovey with Liguang for the rest of his life, but... it absolutely couldn't be built on Lin Xiaoyou's death!

That scene... he simply didn't dare to imagine it!

If that really happened, how could they live their days in peace?

Fang Qi put his arm around Liguang and led her into the main house, slamming the door shut with a bang.

The sunlight was shut out, and the light inside the room dimmed a little.

Liguang was still leaning softly against him, her cheek pressed against his chest. Her warm breath tickled his chest.

Fang Qi let go of her and took a half-step back.

Then, he put his hands on his hips and put on a stern face!

He brought out a 120 percent serious "Master" posture!

"Liguang!"

His voice darkened: "Stand up straight!"

Liguang's eyelashes fluttered...

Then she obediently stood up straight, her hands properly folded in front of her, and slightly lowered her head.

What a meek appearance of "I was wrong, punish me as you will"!

However, the little glances she stole at him exposed the secret joy in her heart!

"What was that behavior just now?"

Fang Qi immediately began to reprimand her, pointing his finger in the air:

"As the 'hostess' of this island, the 'hostess' I personally acknowledged! How could you do such a thing to a guest? Grabbing her by the collar and throwing her out? Huh?"

Every time he said the word "hostess", Liguang's shoulders would tremble slightly!

The corners of her mouth desperately tried to turn up, while she desperately tried to suppress it!

"The guest came from afar, even if... even if she was a bit too enthusiastic, as the 'hostess', you should have the grace and manners of a 'hostess'!"

Fang Qi couldn't go half a sentence without mentioning the word "hostess"!

He had no choice, this was the only way.

If he reprimanded her directly, this crazy woman would think he was speaking up for Lin Xiaoyou and might just ravage him on the spot...

...Not that it would be a bad thing.

But mainly, he still wanted to see if they could pass the inspection in the afternoon.

The save file was already here... he had to give it a try, right?

What if?

What if they passed?

If they really passed, wouldn't his happy life of slacking off on the beach be able to continue?

So he continued to "scold" her:

"Look at you, directly throwing someone to the ground, what kind of manners is that?"

"If word gets out, what will people say about me? What will they say about you, the 'hostess'!"

Sure enough, not only did Liguang not feel wronged, but her eyes grew brighter the more she listened!

Suddenly, she gracefully dropped to her knees and hugged Fang Qi's thigh!

Looking up with that stunningly beautiful face flushed with a tempting red, her heterochromatic eyes gazed up at him with a watery gleam:

"Master... Liguang knows she was wrong!"

Her voice was soft and sweet, with just the right amount of a crying tone and deep reliance:

"Liguang was too anxious... The moment I thought about how Master likes seeing Liguang acting jealous... Liguang just couldn't control herself!"

She rubbed against Fang Qi's leg vigorously, like a large cat admitting its mistake and acting spoiled:

"Liguang promises! I will never do such a rude thing to Miss Lin again!"

"Liguang is the hostess, and a hostess must act like a hostess! Liguang remembers now! Please don't be angry, Master..."

As she spoke, she rubbed her cheek against his pant leg in a fawning manner, her silver hair slipping down to reveal her pale, fragile neck.

Fang Qi took a deep breath...!

...I really!

Can't take it anymore!!

How can my wife... be so incredibly cute!!

He coughed lightly, trying his best to maintain his seriousness:

"Mhm, it's good that you remember. If you make the same mistake next time... it won't be as simple as just a spanking!"

"Mhm!"

Liguang nodded vigorously, her eyes sparkling:

"Liguang wouldn't dare do it again!"

Looking at the silver-haired girl before him, who was obediently admitting her mistake and elated from being coaxed, Fang Qi finally felt a bit more at ease.

Lin Xiaoyou was considered dealt with.

But next...

"Buzz——!"

The roar of a helicopter's propellers, approaching from afar, once again tore through the tranquility of the island!

Fang Qi and Liguang looked up at the same time, gazing out the window.

On the horizon outside the window, another black helicopter, with a more professional design and a more low-profile paint job...

Was flying straight toward the front of the cabin!

An Lian...

Had finally arrived!

Fang Qi's mouth twitched as he looked down at Liguang, who was still hugging his leg.

On the silver-haired girl's face, the fawning and spoiled look from just a moment ago rapidly faded away!

Leaving only tension, guardedness...

And an instinctive, icy rejection!

...Great.

He had just finished coaxing one, and the very next second...

The real final boss had come knocking on his door!

It really was...

Never a moment of peace!!