"Thirteen Guardians approach, mortals make way!" A headless ghost emerged first, the severed head cradled in its arms shouting the clearing announcement.
Then came a woman floating mid-air with a lolling tongue, a burly dark-faced brute, a frail-looking scholar, and a bride clad in crimson wedding robes—a procession resembling the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.
The merchant caravan stood frozen in terror, but the man clutching his nephew suddenly dropped the boy and stepped forward. "The Thirteen Guardians! I know of you! Living deities! Save my nephew!"
All the vengeful spirits halted to stare at him. Not a soul dared breathe—who wouldn't be petrified under the gaze of such grotesque beings?
"Oh? Your nephew..." A figure in theatrical robes slowly stepped forth, feigning divination before frowning. "His mortal span isn't spent. Who dares stir trouble in our domain?" An icy aura erupted.
Several ghosts simultaneously pointed at the merchant group, whose members collectively turned to see a gaunt, towering specter materialize.
"You opera-singing..."
Fang Zhiyi scratched his ear. Were people and ghosts in this era all so linguistically bankrupt? Before he could command, the horde of monsters lunged forward—a familiar beatdown. This time, however, Fang Zhiyi didn't annihilate the ghost. He'd recently discovered that spiritual energy flowed similarly to his past cultivation world. These wraiths' resentment could be absorbed.
Mimicking Taoist priests, he produced a porcelain vial to capture the lanky specter—but it resisted. No matter; their solution was simple: if persuasion failed, violence would suffice.
As the ghost was pummeled, Bai Jingtian guided Wang Sanyuan's drifting soul back to its body, meticulously tucking it in.
With matters settled, Fang Zhiyi bowed to the merchants and departed with his entourage.
Among the merchants, Wang Sanyuan awoke with no memory of the ordeal. The ghostly maze had vanished—all was well.
In a dilapidated temple, the ghosts hesitated before the unappetizing black pellets before them. Only the drowned ghost picked one up, "accidentally" dropping it into its mouth.
"You don't wish to disperse, do you? Then eat!" Fang Zhiyi commanded.
"But we don't want to exist like this forever either..." Huang Shuren grumbled, swallowing the pellet crafted from the defeated ghost.
"Patience. It's in progress." Fang Zhiyi merely watched them through narrowed eyes, withholding his plans.
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Ma Xiuyun's days had grown unbearable. She and He Wei rushed to every rumored haunting, only to find either frightened but unharmed victims or ghosts already purged by the Thirteen Guardians. This left He Wei's shop barren—occasional customers seeking talismans or feng shui consultations took one look at his youthful face and fled.
Her inquiries about the Thirteen Guardians yielded only hearsay: "A friend of a friend said..." Even her father, Master Ma, had lost faith, now feigning illness to avoid her visits.
The villagers of Qinghe Town had forgotten how she and He Wei saved them from ghosts, instead gossiping about their "shameless" relationship—though the rumors inexplicably pleased Ma Xiuyun.
One evening, while idly wandering, she spotted a man lowering a swaddled bundle into the river. Hiding behind a bridge pillar, she watched.
A baby's cry pierced the air.
"Quiet!" The man panicked, clamping a hand over the infant's mouth. "Blame your worthless gender! Next life, pick better parents!"
Many villagers witnessed this—Qinghe's residents were both nosy and heartless.
As the child hit the water, the man pressed down: "Let me help you die properly. Don't end up like Ma Xiuyun did."
The name jolted her memory—Fang Zhiyi, her savior. Where was he now?
"No, focus! Save the baby first." Ma Xiuyun shook her head. Snatching the child openly? Impossible—it'd doom her and He Wei, just like Fang Zhiyi's fate.
She resolved to retrieve the infant secretly after the man left, then find adoptive parents elsewhere.
But before she could plan, the man gasped.
Something gripped his wrists as a figure lifted the baby from the water, tenderly wiping its face until the crying resumed. Only then did the rescuer laugh.
Before the man stood a bloated "person," water gushing from every orifice, its lifeless eyes locked onto him.
"Gurgle, gurgle."
Fang Zhiyi glanced over. "He fainted. Dump him."
The drowned ghost obeyed, flinging the man onto stone pavement. The crack of breaking bones made Fang Zhiyi grimace before he sighed.
"Move out." A head-carrying ghost bellowed behind him: "Thirteen Guardians pass—mortals yield!"
Hearing the name, Ma Xiuyun sprinted forward. "Brother Zhiyi!"
Fang Zhiyi's gaze turned glacial.
"It's me, Ma Xiuyun!"
He sneered, emphasizing her surname: "Oh? Ma Xiuyun."
"My father acted foolishly back then! Spare him!"
Fang Zhiyi rolled his eyes. "When did I ever target him?"
Undeterred, she pressed on: "Your Thirteen Guardians are the vengeful ghosts, aren't they? Why keep harming people?"
The absurdity nearly made him kick her. Was she truly this dense?
Salvation came as He Wei charged from afar, waving a peachwood sword: "I sensed evil energy! Release that child!"
Once, Fang Zhiyi might have retreated. But now, having merged ghostly and immortal arts, he flicked his sleeve—sending the sword snapping in half. Another flick launched He Wei airborne.
"Consider this interest. The principal comes later."

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"

ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."