"The old well's moss locks crimson sleeves, embroidered shoes half-damp reveal bony feet, white candles weep in the empty hall, rouge centipedes crawl beneath the bridal veil~"
A mournful opera tune suddenly echoed through the air.
Butcher Zheng, who had mustered his courage, now felt his hair stand on end. If it had been that wretched Xiulian, he wouldn’t have been afraid—but Xiulian couldn’t sing opera.
Had he provoked something else?
The lights in the room abruptly went out. Gritting his teeth, Butcher Zheng roared, "What kind of ghost dares mess with your grandpa?!" He charged inside, brandishing his butcher knife, only to find the spot where the red-clad woman had been sitting now empty.
He searched around but found nothing. Butcher Zheng was dumbfounded—had he drunk too much?
He relit the oil lamp, and as soon as the flame flickered to life, he saw a pair of feet right in front of him. His gaze traveled upward to a woman with disheveled hair, her head hanging low as she stared back at him—her eyes entirely white, devoid of pupils.
"Ah!" Butcher Zheng fell onto his backside, terrified. But he quickly steadied himself, reaching for his knife. "I’ll chop you dead!"
As the blade swung, the woman vanished.
Then, sobbing came from the side. Slowly turning his head, he saw, in the dim light, a woman in a dark blue jacket sitting with her back to him. She clutched a comb, weeping as she ran it through her hair before a bronze mirror. With each stroke, clumps of hair and flesh fell to the floor.
Butcher Zheng pointed his knife at her. "Y-you—who are you?! I’ve done nothing to you!"
The woman suddenly paused, as if receiving a new command, and began to laugh—a laugh that chilled the soul.
A gust of wind burst through, flinging open every window in the room.
Butcher Zheng’s last shred of courage shattered. He curled up under the table, clutching his head and begging for mercy.
Hidden in the shadows, Yu Zhaodi pouted. "Boss, do I not get to make an entrance?"
Fang Zhiyi waved her off. "You’ll go next time."
They came and left swiftly. Butcher Zheng’s screams drew the neighbors, who pushed open the door to find him cowering like a piglet beneath the table, flinching at every outstretched hand.
Soon, Yu Zhaodi got her moment. Her eerie entrance sent Xiulian’s father—fresh from smoking opium—collapsing to the ground in terror. Meanwhile, the hanged ghost visited Xiulian’s home, joining her in frightening her mother.
Fang Zhiyi led the ghosts toward Wang Village. Along the way, they saw Xiulian laughing and crying. Fang Zhiyi reassured her, "We can’t kill him yet. You’ll understand later."
Xiulian shook her head. "I just feel like I wasn’t truly alive before. Now that I’m dead, I’m finally living."
"What kind of ghostly philosophy is that?" Fang Zhiyi muttered.
"Bai Jingtian, Wang Village is yours. And take the main attraction with you!" Fang Zhiyi shoved the drowned ghost into Bai Jingtian’s hands.
"Boss, where are you going?"
"Where am I going? I’m going to find a future for all of you! Damn it, what kind of question is that?" Fang Zhiyi grumbled as he left with a few presentable-looking ghosts.
"Sometimes, the boss really doesn’t seem like an opera singer. So crude," Bai Jingtian sighed, watching him go.
The drowned ghost tilted its head at him. "Mama."
"I’m not your mama."
"Mama." It pointed at him.
Bai Jingtian finally understood. "You’re the one who’s a mama!"
"Bai Jingtian, who are you calling a mama?" a female ghost snapped.
"Alright, alright, my bad. I talk too much."
Fang Zhiyi arrived with Xiulian and the others at a ritual site.
A vicious ghost had been lurking here—first feeding on resentment, then killing to consume life force. The local clan leader had summoned monks to suppress it.
They arrived just in time. The ghost broke free from the monks’ reincarnation array and was chasing a man, nearly upon him. It lunged, eager to feast—after this meal, it would slaughter every monk here.
But instead of grabbing the man, it collided with another icy figure.
The ghost looked up into the painted face of an opera-singer-turned-ghost.
"Thirteen Guardians on duty! Clear the area!" Xiulian shouted on Fang Zhiyi’s orders. The chaotic scene fell silent as people scrambled back, peering cautiously from a distance.
"More ghosts?!" a senior monk gasped. One was trouble enough—now a whole group?
Fang Zhiyi turned. "Monk, watch your words. The Thirteen Guardians hunt evil ghosts!"
The monk gaped. A ghost that could speak? Claiming to hunt other ghosts?
Before he could process it, Fang Zhiyi struck. With practiced ease, the ghosts swarmed the evil spirit, pinning it down as Fang Zhiyi dispersed it into nothingness.
"You fools! Helping the living? Without life force, you’ll fade too! Hahahaha!"
Its dying words made the restraining ghosts hesitate.
Only after it vanished completely did Fang Zhiyi turn back, offering a theatrical bow. "The Thirteen Guardians have fulfilled their duty." Then he levitated, leading the ghosts away.
The crowd stood stunned.
"Was that a god?"
"That was a ghost! Didn’t you hear the master say they’re vicious spirits?"
"Even if they’re ghosts, they’re good ones!"
"Wait—I remember now! A town nearby had rumors of these Thirteen Guardians killing evil ghosts!"
"That’s why the name sounded familiar!"
"Damn, are they really divine?"
Ma Xiuyun had been overwhelmed lately. Reports of ghost sightings in multiple places sent her and He Wei rushing from one location to another. If they didn’t go, no one would seek their help—and without fame, her father’s disdain for her grew daily.
Yet each time they arrived, they found nothing but terrified witnesses.
"Something’s off," He Wei muttered, counting on his fingers.
"What is it?" Ma Xiuyun asked.
"According to them, there were hanged ghosts, drowned ghosts, headless ghosts... Impossible. How could so many gather?"
Ma Xiuyun guessed, "Maybe fear made them imagine things."
"And one witness described a ghost crawling on all fours, belly-up? What?" He Wei frowned.
Ma Xiuyun bit her lip. "Something feels different, like the world’s shifted."
Meanwhile, the ghosts stood outside an herbal shop.
"Go on, Jingtian," Yu Zhaodi cheered.
Bai Jingtian waved, about to speak, when a kick landed on his backside. "This isn’t an exam—get moving!"

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

lity and could only live as an ordinary mortal. He only wished to live a peaceful life. Yet he didn't know— The dog he adopted, because it ate his food, became a legendary demon king. The kitchen knife he casually forged became a peerless divine weapon, causing numerous experts to fight desperately for it. The young disciple he took in became an immortal lord that led an era, due to cultivating the techniques Ye Feng taught him. Even the skeletons he looked down on the most were ominous demon kings that suppressed countless worlds. Many years later, looking at the void shattered with a punch, Ye Feng murmured to himself: It turns out the peerless kings were myself all along...