"Congratulations to the host for binding the Cultivation System." A mechanical voice appeared by Wu Lei's ear.
Wu Lei jumped up. "What is that?"
"The host has transmigrated into a cultivation world. This system will provide you with all conveniences to help you defy the heavens and change your fate," the system said.
Wu Lei subconsciously looked down, then looked up at his surroundings. The area was shrouded in mist, and a massive mountain gate stood not far away. He immediately grew excited. "I'm not dreaming, am I? It's finally my turn! Hahahaha!" He remembered now. This world was a novel he had been reading. He had been roasting it while reading, and now he had magnificently transmigrated into it!
"System, who am I right now?" Wu Lei asked hastily, his excitement subsiding just a bit.
The system replied, "You have transmigrated as Zhang Xiaojia, an outer sect handyman of the Heaven-Shattering Sect."
Wu Lei immediately felt a bit deflated. Zhang Xiaojia? He knew him. He was an outer sect handyman with a mixed spirit root, a complete fool who only knew how to bury his head in work all day. It was only because the sect rewarded him with a bottle of pills that he barely managed to enter the Foundation Establishment stage. Later, he died overestimating his own strength while covering for the heavily injured eldest senior brother.
Wu Lei remembered roasting him at the time. This Zhang Xiaojia was truly foolish and stupid; didn't he know his own limits?
He didn't expect karma to strike so fast. He had actually become Zhang Xiaojia.
For a moment, Wu Lei felt discouraged, but the system said, "As long as the host completes missions, you can obtain system rewards. Detecting that the host is approaching a plot point. Mission issued."
Wu Lei paused. Right, he had a system! He knew it all too well: with a system, it wasn't impossible to turn the tables and become the main character!
"Mission: Rebel when Senior Brother Li comes to find fault next, and successfully provoke Senior Brother Li's anger. Reward: Marrow Cleansing Pill."
Wu Lei thought carefully about the plot he had read and then remembered that there was indeed such a segment. The outer sect's eldest senior brother, Li Jin, was in charge of managing the outer sect disciples. Among the many outer sect disciples, he looked down on Zhang Xiaojia the most and often assigned him the heaviest chores.
"Zhang Xiaojia... just watch how I turn things around for you!" Wu Lei secretly clenched his fists.
"Where is he?" Li Jin's voice approached from afar. Zhang Xiaojia (Wu Lei) looked up but didn't respond. Li Jin saw him and walked over with a frown. "What are you doing sitting here? Hurry up and go outside the mountain gate to carry the vegetables in!"
Zhang Xiaojia sneered. "Why should I?"
Li Jin was somewhat surprised. He looked up and down at this usually dull and honest junior brother. "What do you mean 'why'? This is the work of an outer sect disciple!"
Zhang Xiaojia crossed his legs. "Why are you only telling me to go?"
Li Jin looked displeased. "Who else? Right now, you are the most idle in the outer sect, and your aptitude is the worst." He left the second half of his sentence unspoken: if you don't do a bit more work and the martial uncle sees it, it's inevitable that he'll think about kicking you out. However, considering Zhang Xiaojia's feelings, he held it back.
Zhang Xiaojia sneered. "I'm the most idle? I spend all day either chopping wood or sweeping the floor. I'm also the one doing the laundry and moving things. As the eldest senior brother of the outer sect, aren't you being a bit too biased?"
Li Jin was stunned. After a moment, he looked at Zhang Xiaojia in disbelief. "You..."
"You what? Let me tell you, from today onwards, I'm not listening to you anymore!" Zhang Xiaojia stood up abruptly and fiercely threw the rag draped over his shoulder onto the ground.
"Are you trying to rebel?" Li Jin's face turned ugly.
Zhang Xiaojia crossed his arms. "So what?"
"You, you..." Li Jin pointed at him, clearly angered by him.
"System, system, he won't hit me, right?" Zhang Xiaojia asked in a panic. He didn't want to be beaten to death right at the start.
The system replied, "No. The current mission completion rate is ninety percent. Keep it up, host."
"You what? Hey, does everyone think I'm right?" Hearing the system's words, Zhang Xiaojia felt much more at ease. He actually raised his voice. The surrounding outer sect disciples were already wondering what was happening over here, and hearing his call, they put down their work and looked over.
"As the eldest senior brother of the outer sect, you don't think about helping us improve our cultivation, but instead exploit the outer sect disciples all day long. What? Are inner sect disciples superior to others, while we outer sect disciples are treated like stepchildren?" Seeing others gathering around, Zhang Xiaojia felt much calmer. No matter how much Li Jin hated him, he couldn't possibly strike him now.
"You, very well!" Li Jin was so angry that his face turned bright red, and he turned around and left.
"Xiaojia, why are you so... today?" someone asked in a low voice.
Zhang Xiaojia looked at the person and smiled. "I was foolish in the past, thinking that if I worked honestly, they would respect me. Today, I suddenly figured it out. They just treat us like cattle and horses to be ordered around! Whoever wants to do this garbage work can do it; I'm not doing it anyway!" After saying that, he kicked over the nearby water basin and swaggered away, leaving a group of dumbfounded fellow disciples behind.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the first mission. System reward: Marrow Cleansing Pill."
A flash of white light passed, and a Marrow Cleansing Pill appeared in Zhang Xiaojia's hand. He looked at it with some excitement and then swallowed it in one gulp.
After swallowing it, Zhang Xiaojia prepared to welcome his new life. However, through the window of the small house, he saw a figure hurrying past in the distance.
"Holy crap, who is that? He looks super impressive." Zhang Xiaojia merely blinked, and the figure disappeared.
The system replied, "Host, that is the second senior brother of the inner sect of the Heaven-Shattering Sect. His talent is exceptional."
Zhang Xiaojia thought carefully. "Oh, I remember now. It's that unlucky bastard. He had a profound cultivation base but ended up being played for a fool by the female lead. Ultimately, he was expelled from the sect and became a demonic cultivator. What a clown." He shook his head disdainfully.
"Hey, there's a transmigrator," Little Hei said with some excitement.
Fang Zhiyi didn't stop walking. "What's so rare about a transmigrator? This world has almost been transmigrated to death! We'll talk about it later."
He stopped at the entrance of the main hall, looked up, and then stepped inside.
"Fang Zhiyi, why are you only arriving now?" A majestic voice echoed within the hall.
Fang Zhiyi frowned and looked up. "To reply to the Sect Master, the sect is too large. I got lost."
"Lost..." The Sect Master glanced at him, then turned to look at the master and disciples of Jingyun Peak standing nearby. "Your Junior Sister Miao says that you cultivate demonic arts and even injured her. Is this true?"
Fang Zhiyi raised an eyebrow and looked at the petite figure beside him. Miao Yunxi's gaze held a hint of smugness as she looked at him.
She had personally added water containing a demonic cultivator's aura into Fang Zhiyi's spiritual spring. That's what he gets for stopping her from meeting Licheng and threatening to report it to their master! Thinking of Licheng, two rosy clouds appeared on Miao Yunxi's cheeks. Licheng had said that he would definitely marry her in a grand and glorious manner, and no one would be able to stop it.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
lity and could only live as an ordinary mortal. He only wished to live a peaceful life. Yet he didn't know— The dog he adopted, because it ate his food, became a legendary demon king. The kitchen knife he casually forged became a peerless divine weapon, causing numerous experts to fight desperately for it. The young disciple he took in became an immortal lord that led an era, due to cultivating the techniques Ye Feng taught him. Even the skeletons he looked down on the most were ominous demon kings that suppressed countless worlds. Many years later, looking at the void shattered with a punch, Ye Feng murmured to himself: It turns out the peerless kings were myself all along...
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
