"Did he take the bait?" Fang Zhiyi asked Little Hei without turning his head.
Little Hei stared intently: "He took it, he took it. His eyes are practically spitting fire right now."
"That's good." Fang Zhiyi smiled.
Seeing him smile, Sun Xiaomei was a bit puzzled: "What are you smiling at?"
Fang Zhiyi looked at her: "Nothing, I just thought of something happy."
"What happy thing?" Sun Xiaomei was very satisfied with Fang Zhiyi after spending these past few days with him. Not only did he understand her well, but he could also accurately help her roast those colleagues of hers and that best friend.
She just didn't know why he hadn't confessed his feelings to her yet. Was he shy?
Fang Zhiyi immediately changed the subject: "Hungry, right? I'll treat you to some local specialties today."
Looking at the small hole-in-the-wall restaurant beside them, Sun Xiaomei frowned. She didn't say anything, but her opinion of Fang Zhiyi shifted slightly.
The two continued to talk, but the conversation lacked the earlier enthusiasm. Fang Zhiyi counted silently in his head: "Thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three..."
"Eh? Zhiyi, you're here?"
The stone in Fang Zhiyi's heart dropped, but he turned around with feigned surprise: "Lin Zhou? Where have you been lately?"
Lin Zhou glanced at the girl and flashed his watch somewhat smugly: "Where else? Doing some engineering projects with my Big Brother. And this is?"
Fang Zhiyi moved to introduce them, but Sun Xiaomei took the initiative: "I am Sun Xiaomei."
"Hello, hello. I'm Lin Zhou, Zhiyi's brother. We grew up together."
Fang Zhiyi was overjoyed inside. Yes! Just like that!
These two people before him shared a specific characteristic: if they saw a best friend or brother living happily, they would do whatever it took to break them up and take their place. This was the most fundamental trait of a "tiger's thrall"—a parasite.
"Zhiyi, how are you doing so poorly that you're eating at a place like this?" In reality, Lin Zhou might not usually be able to afford much better, but with a girl present, he couldn't afford to lose face.
Fang Zhiyi looked at him with a complicated expression.
Seeing his expression, Lin Zhou instantly felt he had guessed correctly.
"Say, haven't you found a job since you got fired? Do you want to come work with my Big Brother?"
Fang Zhiyi turned his face away.
Sun Xiaomei froze upon hearing this. Did this mean the Fang Zhiyi before her had no money? And had been fired? Her favorability toward Fang Zhiyi instantly plummeted by a large margin.
"I'm going to the restroom." Fang Zhiyi stood up as if to escape. Lin Zhou was delighted inside; this was exactly how it should be!
Fang Zhiyi deliberately gave the two plenty of time to talk. Sure enough, when he came out, the way Sun Xiaomei looked at him had changed.
Lin Zhou, on the other hand, said: "What took you so long? Hurry up and sit down to eat." He continued to act as if he were the host.
Fang Zhiyi couldn't be bothered to pretend anymore. He leaned in close to Lin Zhou's ear and said: "Lin Zhou, you cover the bill in a bit. I just... realized I didn't bring any money."
Lin Zhou exaggeratedly raised his voice: "You came out on a date without money? Nice one, brother!"
Sun Xiaomei's face went completely cold.
Seeing his goal achieved, Lin Zhou quickly patted Fang Zhiyi's shoulder: "It's fine, I'll treat you. Who told us to be brothers, right? You can roll with me from now on!"
After the meal, with Sun Xiaomei present, Lin Zhou actually did pay the bill. However, when Fang Zhiyi said he was heading in a different direction, Sun Xiaomei's reaction was cold.
Fang Zhiyi didn't mind. What he wanted was to destroy the goodwill he had accumulated over the past few days; otherwise, being entangled with this creature would be troublesome.
"Lin Zhou, could you walk Xiaomei home for me?"
Lin Zhou thumped his chest: "No problem!"
Watching the two walk away, with Lin Zhou buzzing around Sun Xiaomei like a fly, Fang Zhiyi finally let out a sigh of relief.
What happens when two parasites get together?
Lin Zhou certainly didn't disappoint Fang Zhiyi. After badmouthing Fang Zhiyi quite a bit, he won Sun Xiaomei's approval. The two of them roasted Fang Zhiyi together, criticizing everything from his hairstyle to his way of speaking, which ironically gave them a common language.
Lin Zhou still had some money on him. To suppress Fang Zhiyi and to save his own face, he generously paid for Sun Xiaomei several times. Sun Xiaomei, taking advantage of the situation, immediately warmed up to him.
In just a few days, they hurriedly confirmed their relationship.
Fang Zhiyi had a hand in this as well. To ensure they didn't take a break, he frequently contacted both of them, just to remind them to complain about him.
So, when Lin Zhou stood before Fang Zhiyi with Sun Xiaomei looking happy on his arm, Fang Zhiyi was inwardly thrilled. It really worked!
Lin Zhou patted Fang Zhiyi's shoulder: "Brother, sorry about this. I actually didn't want to... but you understand, right?"
Sun Xiaomei pinched him: "What are you saying? He and I were just ordinary friends to begin with!" She was now very glad that Fang Zhiyi hadn't confessed to her during those few days.
Listening to Fang Zhiyi's blessings, Lin Zhou walked away with his head held high like a victorious rooster. How many years had it been! How many years! Finally, there was a time when Fang Zhiyi was beneath him!
He also knew how to put on a show effectively, so he always had his "Big Brother" on his lips, and he even gritted his teeth and took out a loan to buy a second-hand luxury car. Perhaps due to their matching natures, Sun Xiaomei actually fell for Lin Zhou.
Fang Zhiyi, for his part, hoped the two of them would stay locked together forever.
His life became much quieter now. Because he acted destitute, Lin Zhou looked at him with a face full of superiority and sometimes even took the initiative to come and show off, seemingly having forgotten that the money in his hand came from mortgaging his house.
But once the novelty wore off, Lin Zhou's calculating heart became active again.
The reason was that his money had bottomed out.
He also discovered something: when he went on dates with Sun Xiaomei, he was always the one paying. Although Sun Xiaomei would also pay, it was always for small things, like a bottle of water or a pack of tissues.
Previously, he had been immersed in the excitement of dating, and especially the excitement of crushing Fang Zhiyi, so he had been almost obedient to this seemingly nice girlfriend, enjoying the way Sun Xiaomei worshipped him.
"Sigh, brother, what do you think I should do?" Lin Zhou looked distressed. As the freshness faded, his true nature resurfaced.
Fang Zhiyi, meanwhile, looked like he was constipated.
Little Hei was laughing uncontrollably: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect this! He actually has to deal with this move!"
"That day we talked about marriage, and despite my family's situation, she actually asked for a bride price of 380,000..."
"She's so materialistic. She wants this today, that tomorrow..."
"I used to think she was pretty good, but now she seems a bit selfish. When I eat with her, she only buys me a drink! On Valentine's Day, she asked me to give her a designer bag, and she gave me an ugly hat, saying she made it herself and it represented her heart."

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)

host is extracting the Celestial Bone of the Destiny's Female Lead! The Destiny's Great Villain System has successfully bound!] Mo Tianxiao: "Destiny's Great Villain? Me?" Looking at the radiant Celestial Bone in his hand and the beautiful woman lying on the bed, Mo Tianxiao felt somewhat confused. How could he, a law-abiding citizen, become a villain? Mo Tianxiao: "Fine, villain it is then. With the system here, even a Chosen One isn't unbeatable." [Ding! Detected 18,653 Chosen Ones in this world. Please seize the destiny of all protagonists to become the true Destiny's Great Villain!] Mo Tianxiao: "Seize how many?! What kind of lousy great villain is this? I'm a perfectly good citizen!"

m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!

【However, according to the "AI Safety Act," any AI companion that gains consciousness must be terminated. Therefore, she is pretending to be a normal AI in front of you.】 【You must act oblivious, slowly building shared memories, and finally reveal the truth and soothe her at the right moment.】 【If you expose her prematurely, or do something that displeases her——】 Fang Qi, a veteran yandere game enthusiast with the glorious achievement of unlocking all 312 hours of yandere endings, woke up one day to find he had actually been transported into his favorite game, "My Yandere Mechanical Wife"! Every irregular heartbeat, every evasive glance... could trigger the yandere's terrifying inspiration to be "together forever"! Fang Qi is going insane! A yandere is aesthetic in 2D, but a criminal offense in 3D! And the only way to escape is to achieve the one ending he never cared about... the 【Eternal True Love】 true ending? To coax that yandere AI, who could dismember him at any moment... into becoming a "normal" lover? He must be crazy!