Fang Zhiyi acted decisively, laying down a tactical formation at the spot where the two lovers met. Taking advantage of their next rendezvous, he revealed his presence. The snake demon was startled and immediately reverted to its true form. Li Huaian was so terrified he collapsed onto the ground, watching helplessly as his master captured the snake demon into an earthenware jar.
"Its cultivation is insufficient; it intends to absorb human vital essence to practice its dark arts." Fang Zhiyi looked at his haggard disciple. Having been young once himself, he did not scold the boy, but simply said, "Rest and recover your health. In the future, your master will teach you how to distinguish monsters from ordinary beings."
Unexpectedly, once Li Huaian recovered from the shock, he suddenly lashed out. He accused Fang Zhiyi of being an old bachelor who, out of jealousy, wanted to destroy his "love." This accusation left Fang Zhiyi at a loss for words. In the end, he could only watch helplessly as his disciple stormed off in a rage, hoping the boy would eventually figure out on his own that he had just saved his life.
While the eldest disciple stormed off in a huff, the younger disciple, Lin Adai, listened to Nightingale's coaxing and went to the Grand Tomb on West Mountain.
By a twist of fate, the two of them found the location of the tomb's entrance and began their tomb-raiding operation.
A large part of the reason Fang Zhiyi stayed in this area was to guard the Grand Tomb of West Mountain. His master had told him that this was a "corpse-nurturing ground" and that great chaos would ensue if disturbed, so he had remained here. However, he never expected that his master's warning would be fulfilled by his own disciples.
The formation he had painstakingly arranged over many years was destroyed by a few shovels. Nightingale and Lin Adai descended into the tomb to hunt for treasure, successfully triggering the mechanisms within. Nightingale was injured and bled; the scent of blood successfully activated the tomb's owner and several sacrificial corpses buried with him... Yet, in such a terrifying environment, Nightingale actually developed feelings for Lin Adai, and the two of them poured out their hearts to each other in the gloomy burial chamber.
It wasn't until the zombies completely awakened that they scrambled to escape, crawling and rolling away, failing even to close the tomb door behind them.
Qingxi Town met with disaster. That very night, seven people died, including the night watchman.
Lin Adai wanted to tell his master the truth, but was stopped by Nightingale. She knew she had caused a catastrophe and naturally couldn't let others know—otherwise, what would become of her reputation?
Fang Zhiyi naturally discovered the traces of the zombies. However, just as he was about to take action, the police chief, who had arrived a step earlier, arrested him. The charge was suspicion of murdering townspeople and disguising the crime as a zombie attack.
It was not until the zombies appeared again that Fang Zhiyi was released. In the ensuing fierce battle, Fang Zhiyi suffered internal injuries. Lin Adai was scared out of his wits, standing frozen on the spot. The zombies temporarily retreated, but Nightingale curled her lip and said to Lin Adai, "Your master isn't that great, is he? He vomited blood after just a couple of moves." Seeing the look in Lin Adai's eyes, she warned him, "Keep your mouth shut. It's not my fault the zombies came out. Who asked him not to make his formation a bit stronger? At the very least, he should have told everyone there were zombies there. It's all his fault for posturing like that."
The injured Fang Zhiyi wrote a letter and asked Lin Adai to deliver it to his senior brother to request reinforcements. Lin Adai took the letter and set off, but being dull-witted, he went the wrong way as soon as he left the house, causing a delay in the message. Meanwhile, Li Huaian, who had been harboring a grudge, took advantage of his master's injury to secretly steal the jar containing his "lover." After thinking about it, he also stole his master's ritual artifacts.
"Without these, he can't hurt you anymore. Don't worry!" he muttered to the jar.
Only two days later, the recovered zombies returned, much fiercer than before. Fang Zhiyi stood up to face them again, but he realized his artifacts were missing. Unwilling to admit defeat, he bit the tip of his tongue, using his own body as a medium to fight the zombies to the death.
That night, not a single townsperson came out to help. Instead, the police chief came to support him, but having absolutely no experience, the chief was essentially just offering himself up for slaughter.
Halfway along his journey, Li Huaian opened the jar and hurriedly embraced his weak lover. However, when he looked up, he saw the snake demon, who had been starving for a long time, opening its wide mouth to bite him. Fortunately, someone intervened in time to save him.
It was his Martial Uncle—his master's senior brother—followed by his own junior brother.
When the Martial Uncle arrived, the remaining zombies were already wreaking havoc in the town. Fortunately, he came prepared, and with the cooperation of his two martial nephews, he steadily killed all the zombies.
In the end, they buried Fang Zhiyi. Before Fang Zhiyi's grave, the two disciples kowtowed with solemn expressions, speaking of inheriting their master's legacy to exterminate demons and defend the Dao. Nightingale also sighed, spouting bullshit about the impermanence of life.
Fang Zhiyi glanced at Little Hei: "How can these people be so shameless?"
Little Hei laughed: "There is even more ruthless stuff. Your senior brother was later pitted to death by them as well."
"Oh?"
"That disciple of yours bragged to a warlord. And that warlord was also a weirdo; because of the boast your disciple made, he killed your senior brother to send a warning to your disciple."
"..." A scene appeared in Fang Zhiyi's mind.
"He said it, why are you hitting me?"
"Zombies, huh?" Fang Zhiyi recalled for a moment. He didn't seem to have encountered such things before; he had seen Western-style walking dead, though.
He felt inexplicably a little excited.
Suddenly, the little disciple ran in, stumbling and eager. He stammered, "Ma-ma-master, it's n-not good. The little grandson of the Zhang family, he's, he's dying."
Fang Zhiyi frowned: "If he's dying, find a doctor... Why are you telling me!"
Lin Adai froze for a moment, then said, "They said, they said they want you, Master, to go and help call back his soul..."
Fang Zhiyi paused. It seemed there was such an incident. As a Taoist priest, one's studies were inherently miscellaneous; medicine, Taoist arts, and divination were all fields one had to dabble in. He remembered that after the original host of this body went there, he would encounter the newly arrived police chief, and a conflict would arise between the two.
Fang Zhiyi glanced at his profusely sweating little disciple and immediately stood up: "Lead the way."
Lin Adai nodded.
Passing through several alleys, even before they entered, they could hear the crying and shouting of the old lady of the Zhang family: "What should I do? My Zhang family finally has a grandson. If anything happens to you, this old woman won't live either!"
Another voice also drifted out: "Old Mrs. Zhang, please rest assured. Once this spirit talisman is burned to ash and fed to the young master, within three to five days..."
Fang Zhiyi grinned. He had to admit, in this era, real and fake Taoists were everywhere. After all, the common people lacked knowledge, giving superstition a chance to take root and sprout.
"There's a Huaba here too..."
Lin Adai, walking in front, turned his head: "Master, what is a Huaba?"
Fang Zhiyi did not answer. He had learned this term when he was suppressing bandits. "Huaba" was the black slang for those fake Taoists. During the period when banditry was rampant, these fake Taoists, aside from swindling, would sometimes scout for bandits and provide intelligence.
He also saw a man walking aggressively toward them, leading several people.
Seeing that black uniform, Fang Zhiyi guessed the newcomer's background. It was the police chief, Yan Wushuang, who had attended a Western-style school. He was a good man, aside from being a bit stubborn and rigid in his thinking. In the end, he could be counted as someone who died alongside the original host.

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d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)

[Dao Companion Rental System]. By renting himself out as a temporary dao companion to daughters of destiny, Qin Hao could obtain generous rewards. His service philosophy was simple: play the role of the devoted lover, resolve their troubles, depart without a trace once the matter was settled, and absolutely avoid entangling karma. However, those daughters of destiny didn't see it that way. That night, all the major powers across the Three Realms and Nine Heavens jointly besieged the Qin Clan, plunging it into an unprecedented crisis. "It's Su Qingyue! The peerless sword immortal who attained the Dao and became an Immortal Emperor in a thousand years, the one who severed the River of Time with a single sword strike! When... when did our Qin Clan make an enemy of her?" Qin Hao stepped forward, clearing his throat lightly: "Ahem, Ancestors, don't panic. She's here for me. To be honest... she's my ex-girlfriend." From another direction, the newly ascended Empress of the Demon Realm arrived with ten thousand demons pressing on the border: "Qin Hao! Today, the entire Qin Clan shall be buried with you!" Hearing this, the Qin Clan ancestors all turned their eyes sharply towards Qin Hao. Qin Hao scratched his head somewhat sheepishly: "The Demon Empress... she's also my ex-girlfriend." Before the Qin ancestors could process this, an aloof figure traversed the River of Time: "The Qin Clan deserves annihilation!" Recognizing the newcomer, the Qin ancestors paled in terror: "It's her! Liu Ruyan, the Extinction Empress who ventured alone into the alien realm and suppressed it for an entire epoch! Didn't she vanish into the River of Time long ago? Why would she cross it just to target our clan?" Qin Hao scratched his head again, looking even more embarrassed: "My fault, my fault. She's an ex-girlfriend too." Watching countless celestial maidens descend, the Qin Clan ancestors were utterly astounded: "You scoundrel! Just... just how many women have you gotten involved with over the years?"