"I came to see the male lead's drama, but never expected this," Fang Zhiyi suddenly grew concerned. "What about my body...?"
Little Hei reassured him: "Don't worry, your body is perfectly safe."
"How do you know?" Fang Zhiyi looked skeptical.
Little Hei just chuckled: "Not telling you." It suddenly wriggled, its body shrinking until it took on the appearance of Yue Anyao.
Fang Zhiyi sighed. "You really like her, huh?"
Little Hei wriggled again, transforming into Old Man Hulai's image.
"Just turn back into Yue Anyao," Fang Zhiyi shook his head—he didn’t want to see that old fox’s face every day.
Not far away, the time-traveler was about to meet the female lead, but Xiao Jingran was still looking around when Gu Panxi walked right past him.
"Huh? Where is she?" Xiao Jingran muttered, confused. To be fair, the female lead was petite and delicate—exactly his type—but she hadn’t shown up at the appointed time.
"Where is this Gu Panxi?" he wondered aloud.
Behind him, Gu Panxi paused mid-step and slowly turned around.
"This is the right place..." Xiao Jingran grew impatient. "It’s Gu Panxi—the one who ends up paralyzed later..."
"Hey, who are you saying gets paralyzed?"
A soft voice. Xiao Jingran turned and saw a bright face framed by short hair. She wasn’t bad-looking, but when his gaze dropped—her arms were packed with muscle, and even her... chest was unusually well-developed.
He gulped.
"I said... Gu Panxi..."
"That’s me."
Xiao Jingran took two steps back. "You’re joking."
"What joke? You know me—who are you?" Gu Panxi’s eyes narrowed with suspicion. After spending so much time around Fang Zhiyi, she’d picked up some of their habits. She grabbed Xiao Jingran by the collar. "Explain yourself."
"System, did you mess up?" Xiao Jingran felt suffocated.
The system hesitated. "No... she, she really is Gu Panxi."
"Look at her! Does this match the description? Huh?"
"Host, you... you handle this." The system watched the increasingly murderous "muscle princess" and sensed trouble.
Xiao Jingran steadied himself and forced a smile. "Uh, I... I like you."
Gu Panxi tilted her head. "Pervert!"
Her "gentle" fist came down, and in that instant, Xiao Jingran saw his life flash before his eyes—from age five up to his great-grandmother smiling kindly at him.
"Host!"
Luckily, the system snapped him back.
"Where is she?" He sat up in terror.
"She ran... thought she killed you and bolted to avoid responsibility."
"...She’s really Gu Panxi?"
"Seems like it..."
Just then, a voice reached his ears: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Jingran looked up and saw a delicate face. Instinctively, his eyes trailed downward—thankfully, this one was normal...
Slap!
Xiao Jingran was struck across the face for no reason.
Gu Xiaoxiao covered her chest—she’d been leaning forward, and this creep had tried to peek down her shirt!
"Pervert!" she yelled. At first, she’d thought he was a handsome guy, then a pale but still handsome guy—but no, he was just a pervert!
"Host, that was the villainess," the system informed.
"No wonder she hit me! What’s wrong with her?" Xiao Jingran cursed, struggling to his feet. No matter what, he had to complete his mission—and this villainess had to die.
"You just insulted my sister, didn’t you?"
Xiao Jingran turned angrily—who now?
A fist greeted him, growing larger by the second.
"The Gu family isn’t someone you mess with. Think twice before running your mouth!" Gu Xiuyuan glared coldly at Xiao Jingran, now sprawled on the ground. Good thing he’d escorted his sister today—otherwise, she’d have been bullied.
Xiao Jingran wanted to cry. As a time-traveler, he’d been beaten three times in less than half an hour! Three times!
Where was the delicate, pushover female lead? Where was the obsessive villainess throwing herself at him?
All lies!
In a foul mood, Xiao Jingran covered his eye and limped toward the dorm.
Gu Xiaoxiao maintained her sweet, charming image, winning over her new classmates. Of course, she still kept an eye on Gu Panxi, but since Gu Panxi rarely returned to the Gu household, she finally relaxed.
Lately, though, she’d been getting strange texts.
The sender seemed overly concerned—reminding her to dress warmly in cold weather, warning her about heatstroke in summer.
Gu Xiaoxiao felt uneasy but ignored them. Probably just another lovesick boy—she’d dealt with that before.
"Question: How do you bankrupt a family quickly?" Fang Zhiyi asked.
Xu Jiabo suggested: "Gambling?"
Fang Zhiyi shook his head. "That’s the method. I’m talking about the formula."
"First, the family has a foolish parent. Then, they come into sudden wealth. Next, their mindset can’t handle the extra money. Finally, a well-placed hint."
Xu Jiabo shook his head. Though he admired Fang Zhiyi, that didn’t mean he understood him.
Fang Zhiyi clasped his hands behind his back. "Good that you don’t get it—otherwise, I wouldn’t say it. Ignorance is bliss."
Meanwhile, Gu Xiaoxiao’s biological parents rushed to the hospital after hearing their son had been beaten badly. When Chen's Mother saw Chen Azhi, her heart clenched.
"My son! What happened?!" She threw herself onto him, accidentally landing on his broken leg. Chen Azhi screamed.
A nurse scolded, "His leg is fractured—stop crushing him!"
Chen's Mother scrambled up.
She’d been planning to find him a wife, and now his leg was shattered.
"Who did this?!" she demanded.
Chen Azhi shook his head—he didn’t want to say.
But under her relentless questioning, he confessed. Ever since that sister of his started sending money home, he’d gotten carried away. He didn’t know anything about saving or managing money, so he spent recklessly.
Spending wasn’t the issue—until he overheard someone mention an underground casino where you could win big.
Seeing the man’s gold chain, envy took over. He found the place and went in.
Resolve] Gu Yang was once a true disciple of the Falling Cloud Sect, but after failing to break through to the Foundation Establishment stage, his cultivation regressed, his foundation was damaged, his lifespan was nearing its end, and he was about to be demoted to a menial servant. At his moment of despair, he awakened the [Daily Intelligence System]. By refreshing it daily, he could learn about countless hidden opportunities and secrets within the cultivation world! [Today's intelligence has been refreshed] [White Intelligence: One month ago, the Foundation Establishment spiritual item "Profound Ice Spirit Marrow" used by the host to attempt his breakthrough contained a trace of the poison "Bone-Corrobing Spirit-Dissolving Powder".] [Purple Intelligence: Tonight during the Yin hour (3-5 AM), a wisp of "Golden Crow Primordial Flame" will overflow... If this flame is devoured, it can recast the shattered cultivation foundation, fully restore cultivation, and awaken the one-in-ten-thousand—Primordial Supreme Yang Body. [Click to view coordinates]] [Golden Intelligence: Shen Qingyue, a Golden Core elder of the Falling Cloud Sect who possesses the Nine Yin Body, suffers from backlash of cold energy every full moon night, causing her strength to plummet and excruciating pain. Grand Elder Zhao Wuji has secretly bribed Shen Qingyue's personal maid, Hongxiu, and learned the rear gate array node of the protective formation "Clouds and Mist Veiling the Sun Array". Tomorrow late at night, he intends to take advantage of Shen Qingyue's flare-up of the cold poison, when she is weak and unable to resist, to use a secret technique to refine her into a cauldron and force her into a Daoist partnership. [Click to view coordinates]] The cultivation world is a jungle where the strong prey on the weak, and human hearts are as treacherous as ghosts? Sorry, but I can read the script! From then on, relying on his informational advantage, Gu Yang proceeded step by step with careful planning. Seizing opportunities, plundering fortunes. Selling intelligence. Playing rivals against each other. Step by step, he ultimately became the Immortal Emperor!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
host is extracting the Celestial Bone of the Destiny's Female Lead! The Destiny's Great Villain System has successfully bound!] Mo Tianxiao: "Destiny's Great Villain? Me?" Looking at the radiant Celestial Bone in his hand and the beautiful woman lying on the bed, Mo Tianxiao felt somewhat confused. How could he, a law-abiding citizen, become a villain? Mo Tianxiao: "Fine, villain it is then. With the system here, even a Chosen One isn't unbeatable." [Ding! Detected 18,653 Chosen Ones in this world. Please seize the destiny of all protagonists to become the true Destiny's Great Villain!] Mo Tianxiao: "Seize how many?! What kind of lousy great villain is this? I'm a perfectly good citizen!"
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
