"I came to see the male lead's drama, but never expected this," Fang Zhiyi suddenly grew concerned. "What about my body...?"
Little Hei reassured him: "Don't worry, your body is perfectly safe."
"How do you know?" Fang Zhiyi looked skeptical.
Little Hei just chuckled: "Not telling you." It suddenly wriggled, its body shrinking until it took on the appearance of Yue Anyao.
Fang Zhiyi sighed. "You really like her, huh?"
Little Hei wriggled again, transforming into Old Man Hulai's image.
"Just turn back into Yue Anyao," Fang Zhiyi shook his head—he didn’t want to see that old fox’s face every day.
Not far away, the time-traveler was about to meet the female lead, but Xiao Jingran was still looking around when Gu Panxi walked right past him.
"Huh? Where is she?" Xiao Jingran muttered, confused. To be fair, the female lead was petite and delicate—exactly his type—but she hadn’t shown up at the appointed time.
"Where is this Gu Panxi?" he wondered aloud.
Behind him, Gu Panxi paused mid-step and slowly turned around.
"This is the right place..." Xiao Jingran grew impatient. "It’s Gu Panxi—the one who ends up paralyzed later..."
"Hey, who are you saying gets paralyzed?"
A soft voice. Xiao Jingran turned and saw a bright face framed by short hair. She wasn’t bad-looking, but when his gaze dropped—her arms were packed with muscle, and even her... chest was unusually well-developed.
He gulped.
"I said... Gu Panxi..."
"That’s me."
Xiao Jingran took two steps back. "You’re joking."
"What joke? You know me—who are you?" Gu Panxi’s eyes narrowed with suspicion. After spending so much time around Fang Zhiyi, she’d picked up some of their habits. She grabbed Xiao Jingran by the collar. "Explain yourself."
"System, did you mess up?" Xiao Jingran felt suffocated.
The system hesitated. "No... she, she really is Gu Panxi."
"Look at her! Does this match the description? Huh?"
"Host, you... you handle this." The system watched the increasingly murderous "muscle princess" and sensed trouble.
Xiao Jingran steadied himself and forced a smile. "Uh, I... I like you."
Gu Panxi tilted her head. "Pervert!"
Her "gentle" fist came down, and in that instant, Xiao Jingran saw his life flash before his eyes—from age five up to his great-grandmother smiling kindly at him.
"Host!"
Luckily, the system snapped him back.
"Where is she?" He sat up in terror.
"She ran... thought she killed you and bolted to avoid responsibility."
"...She’s really Gu Panxi?"
"Seems like it..."
Just then, a voice reached his ears: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Jingran looked up and saw a delicate face. Instinctively, his eyes trailed downward—thankfully, this one was normal...
Slap!
Xiao Jingran was struck across the face for no reason.
Gu Xiaoxiao covered her chest—she’d been leaning forward, and this creep had tried to peek down her shirt!
"Pervert!" she yelled. At first, she’d thought he was a handsome guy, then a pale but still handsome guy—but no, he was just a pervert!
"Host, that was the villainess," the system informed.
"No wonder she hit me! What’s wrong with her?" Xiao Jingran cursed, struggling to his feet. No matter what, he had to complete his mission—and this villainess had to die.
"You just insulted my sister, didn’t you?"
Xiao Jingran turned angrily—who now?
A fist greeted him, growing larger by the second.
"The Gu family isn’t someone you mess with. Think twice before running your mouth!" Gu Xiuyuan glared coldly at Xiao Jingran, now sprawled on the ground. Good thing he’d escorted his sister today—otherwise, she’d have been bullied.
Xiao Jingran wanted to cry. As a time-traveler, he’d been beaten three times in less than half an hour! Three times!
Where was the delicate, pushover female lead? Where was the obsessive villainess throwing herself at him?
All lies!
In a foul mood, Xiao Jingran covered his eye and limped toward the dorm.
Gu Xiaoxiao maintained her sweet, charming image, winning over her new classmates. Of course, she still kept an eye on Gu Panxi, but since Gu Panxi rarely returned to the Gu household, she finally relaxed.
Lately, though, she’d been getting strange texts.
The sender seemed overly concerned—reminding her to dress warmly in cold weather, warning her about heatstroke in summer.
Gu Xiaoxiao felt uneasy but ignored them. Probably just another lovesick boy—she’d dealt with that before.
"Question: How do you bankrupt a family quickly?" Fang Zhiyi asked.
Xu Jiabo suggested: "Gambling?"
Fang Zhiyi shook his head. "That’s the method. I’m talking about the formula."
"First, the family has a foolish parent. Then, they come into sudden wealth. Next, their mindset can’t handle the extra money. Finally, a well-placed hint."
Xu Jiabo shook his head. Though he admired Fang Zhiyi, that didn’t mean he understood him.
Fang Zhiyi clasped his hands behind his back. "Good that you don’t get it—otherwise, I wouldn’t say it. Ignorance is bliss."
Meanwhile, Gu Xiaoxiao’s biological parents rushed to the hospital after hearing their son had been beaten badly. When Chen's Mother saw Chen Azhi, her heart clenched.
"My son! What happened?!" She threw herself onto him, accidentally landing on his broken leg. Chen Azhi screamed.
A nurse scolded, "His leg is fractured—stop crushing him!"
Chen's Mother scrambled up.
She’d been planning to find him a wife, and now his leg was shattered.
"Who did this?!" she demanded.
Chen Azhi shook his head—he didn’t want to say.
But under her relentless questioning, he confessed. Ever since that sister of his started sending money home, he’d gotten carried away. He didn’t know anything about saving or managing money, so he spent recklessly.
Spending wasn’t the issue—until he overheard someone mention an underground casino where you could win big.
Seeing the man’s gold chain, envy took over. He found the place and went in.
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
