"I came to see the male lead's drama, but never expected this," Fang Zhiyi suddenly grew concerned. "What about my body...?"
Little Hei reassured him: "Don't worry, your body is perfectly safe."
"How do you know?" Fang Zhiyi looked skeptical.
Little Hei just chuckled: "Not telling you." It suddenly wriggled, its body shrinking until it took on the appearance of Yue Anyao.
Fang Zhiyi sighed. "You really like her, huh?"
Little Hei wriggled again, transforming into Old Man Hulai's image.
"Just turn back into Yue Anyao," Fang Zhiyi shook his head—he didn’t want to see that old fox’s face every day.
Not far away, the time-traveler was about to meet the female lead, but Xiao Jingran was still looking around when Gu Panxi walked right past him.
"Huh? Where is she?" Xiao Jingran muttered, confused. To be fair, the female lead was petite and delicate—exactly his type—but she hadn’t shown up at the appointed time.
"Where is this Gu Panxi?" he wondered aloud.
Behind him, Gu Panxi paused mid-step and slowly turned around.
"This is the right place..." Xiao Jingran grew impatient. "It’s Gu Panxi—the one who ends up paralyzed later..."
"Hey, who are you saying gets paralyzed?"
A soft voice. Xiao Jingran turned and saw a bright face framed by short hair. She wasn’t bad-looking, but when his gaze dropped—her arms were packed with muscle, and even her... chest was unusually well-developed.
He gulped.
"I said... Gu Panxi..."
"That’s me."
Xiao Jingran took two steps back. "You’re joking."
"What joke? You know me—who are you?" Gu Panxi’s eyes narrowed with suspicion. After spending so much time around Fang Zhiyi, she’d picked up some of their habits. She grabbed Xiao Jingran by the collar. "Explain yourself."
"System, did you mess up?" Xiao Jingran felt suffocated.
The system hesitated. "No... she, she really is Gu Panxi."
"Look at her! Does this match the description? Huh?"
"Host, you... you handle this." The system watched the increasingly murderous "muscle princess" and sensed trouble.
Xiao Jingran steadied himself and forced a smile. "Uh, I... I like you."
Gu Panxi tilted her head. "Pervert!"
Her "gentle" fist came down, and in that instant, Xiao Jingran saw his life flash before his eyes—from age five up to his great-grandmother smiling kindly at him.
"Host!"
Luckily, the system snapped him back.
"Where is she?" He sat up in terror.
"She ran... thought she killed you and bolted to avoid responsibility."
"...She’s really Gu Panxi?"
"Seems like it..."
Just then, a voice reached his ears: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Jingran looked up and saw a delicate face. Instinctively, his eyes trailed downward—thankfully, this one was normal...
Slap!
Xiao Jingran was struck across the face for no reason.
Gu Xiaoxiao covered her chest—she’d been leaning forward, and this creep had tried to peek down her shirt!
"Pervert!" she yelled. At first, she’d thought he was a handsome guy, then a pale but still handsome guy—but no, he was just a pervert!
"Host, that was the villainess," the system informed.
"No wonder she hit me! What’s wrong with her?" Xiao Jingran cursed, struggling to his feet. No matter what, he had to complete his mission—and this villainess had to die.
"You just insulted my sister, didn’t you?"
Xiao Jingran turned angrily—who now?
A fist greeted him, growing larger by the second.
"The Gu family isn’t someone you mess with. Think twice before running your mouth!" Gu Xiuyuan glared coldly at Xiao Jingran, now sprawled on the ground. Good thing he’d escorted his sister today—otherwise, she’d have been bullied.
Xiao Jingran wanted to cry. As a time-traveler, he’d been beaten three times in less than half an hour! Three times!
Where was the delicate, pushover female lead? Where was the obsessive villainess throwing herself at him?
All lies!
In a foul mood, Xiao Jingran covered his eye and limped toward the dorm.
Gu Xiaoxiao maintained her sweet, charming image, winning over her new classmates. Of course, she still kept an eye on Gu Panxi, but since Gu Panxi rarely returned to the Gu household, she finally relaxed.
Lately, though, she’d been getting strange texts.
The sender seemed overly concerned—reminding her to dress warmly in cold weather, warning her about heatstroke in summer.
Gu Xiaoxiao felt uneasy but ignored them. Probably just another lovesick boy—she’d dealt with that before.
"Question: How do you bankrupt a family quickly?" Fang Zhiyi asked.
Xu Jiabo suggested: "Gambling?"
Fang Zhiyi shook his head. "That’s the method. I’m talking about the formula."
"First, the family has a foolish parent. Then, they come into sudden wealth. Next, their mindset can’t handle the extra money. Finally, a well-placed hint."
Xu Jiabo shook his head. Though he admired Fang Zhiyi, that didn’t mean he understood him.
Fang Zhiyi clasped his hands behind his back. "Good that you don’t get it—otherwise, I wouldn’t say it. Ignorance is bliss."
Meanwhile, Gu Xiaoxiao’s biological parents rushed to the hospital after hearing their son had been beaten badly. When Chen's Mother saw Chen Azhi, her heart clenched.
"My son! What happened?!" She threw herself onto him, accidentally landing on his broken leg. Chen Azhi screamed.
A nurse scolded, "His leg is fractured—stop crushing him!"
Chen's Mother scrambled up.
She’d been planning to find him a wife, and now his leg was shattered.
"Who did this?!" she demanded.
Chen Azhi shook his head—he didn’t want to say.
But under her relentless questioning, he confessed. Ever since that sister of his started sending money home, he’d gotten carried away. He didn’t know anything about saving or managing money, so he spent recklessly.
Spending wasn’t the issue—until he overheard someone mention an underground casino where you could win big.
Seeing the man’s gold chain, envy took over. He found the place and went in.
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
