"It's so ticklish... haha...."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, brother... haha..."
"Really, I admit it, I admit it!"
"Will you dare to do it again?"
"Hehe, I dare... haha... no, never again..."
On the soft, spacious bed, Gu Luo pinned Luo Shuning beneath him, his fingers teasingly tracing her waist.
Luo Shuning laughed until tears welled up in her eyes, her delicate body squirming uncontrollably. Her silky black hair and the elegant school skirt were tousled into disarray, making her look like a helpless, flustered bride.
The two playfully wrestled for a while before Gu Luo suddenly stopped. Gently brushing away a few loose strands of hair from her flushed cheeks, he leaned down and captured her lips in a kiss.
Rewind a few minutes earlier.
"It's so clean—feels like it was just tidied up this morning." Gu Luo glanced around Luo Shuning’s bedroom after she led him inside, then casually settled onto the bed without hesitation.
There wasn’t a trace of awkwardness between them.
Such was the ease between young lovers who had already bared their hearts—and bodies—to each other.
Especially when they had not only shared intimacy but also survived a near-death experience together.
"Mom probably has someone come in to clean regularly," Luo Shuning said, pulling out fresh clothes from the closet before sitting beside him with a soft smile.
"Every time we come home, the room is spotless."
"I see," Gu Luo nodded thoughtfully.
"Xiao Bao~"
Luo Shuning suddenly called out to him in a shy, honeyed voice, sweet enough to melt any man’s resolve.
"Hmm?"
Gu Luo turned to her, his heart fluttering as if a tiny kitten had playfully swiped at it.
That coquettish tone—what man could resist it?
"Um... could you close your eyes? I... I have a surprise for you." As she spoke, Luo Shuning shyly pressed her slender thighs together, lowering her head slightly like a bashful flower waiting to bloom.
Gu Luo felt as if an arrow had struck his heart, his pulse quickening. He obediently shut his eyes, his breathing growing heavier.
"What will my little angel do?" he wondered.
Would she ambush him with a kiss like her mischievous alter ego?
Or would he open his eyes to find her school skirt discarded?
Or maybe...
His imagination ran wild.
Anticipation and excitement coiled tightly in his chest.
After what felt like an eternity, a soft, playful voice whispered beside his ear.
"Xiao Bao, you can open your eyes now~"
"It’s a super big surprise!"
Gu Luo’s breath hitched, his mind conjuring up all sorts of tantalizing scenarios.
Slowly, he opened his eyes.
What greeted him was a blinding shade of white—
A slender, pale finger.
Specifically, a middle finger.
Luo Shuning covered her mouth with one hand, barely stifling her laughter, while the other hand proudly displayed the offending gesture.
"......"
Gu Luo’s lips parted slightly, his brain short-circuiting.
He’d always known his little angel had a devilish streak.
But this?
Really?
I was ready for something completely different, and this is what you give me?
"Hah!"
Unable to hold back any longer, Luo Shuning collapsed onto the bed, giggling uncontrollably, her hands clutching her flat stomach in delight.
Gu Luo laughed too—until his amusement turned into retaliation, and he pounced on her.
Fast forward to the present.
After a long, heated exchange of kisses, Gu Luo could no longer restrain the primal urge surging within him. In one swift motion, he scooped Luo Shuning into his arms and carried her straight to the bathroom.
They needed a shower. Now.
Luo Shuning clung to his neck, still giggling, clearly savoring the success of her prank—and already plotting her next one.
Having done this before, neither hesitated as clothes were swiftly discarded.
The routine was familiar: lather, rinse, and then—
The airplane took off.
At this moment, the entire house was silent—except for the bathroom.
But then, after who knows how long...
The front door’s fingerprint lock suddenly beeped.
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tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia