Early in the morning, Yan Dongxu groggily got out of bed, feeling weak.
There was no stunning beauty beside him. Could it be that his special ability had really failed?
He hadn't had any epiphany, nor had he absorbed the spatial power pulsing in the spatial nests. So why hadn't a beauty been transported over?
Glancing at the clock, it was already ten in the morning.
He was bewildered, wondering what was going on. Had he slept for so long?
Recalling the events of last night, Yan Dongxu's face darkened.
Did Zhao Yunyun poison him?
What did that girl do to him last night?
He tried hard to remember, but he had no memories of last night, as if he had blacked out after drinking too much.
But just before passing out, Zhao Yunyun's mischievous smile kept appearing before his eyes, making him break out in a cold sweat as he hurriedly checked his body.
"Damn! How did my pants change?"
Yan Dongxu was dumbfounded, finding it hard to accept this fact all of a sudden.
And he realized he was back in his own bedroom, not in the room where Zhao Yunyun had slept last night.
What on earth was going on?
He quickly dressed and pushed open the door, wanting to find Zhao Yunyun for some clarification.
He didn't think Zhao Yunyun was that kind of person, but with his pants changed, he couldn't be sure.
"Huh? Awake already!" Zhao Qingqing saw him get up, not at all surprised, greeting him very casually.
Usually, if he woke up later, Zhao Qingqing would definitely switch to gossip mode, eager to come in and check.
But today was too calm.
"Where... where's your sister?"
"Gone! She left early in the morning."
"Gone? She just left like that?" Yan Dongxu's voice rose a few notches.
"Otherwise? You still want her to pay the rent for you?" Zhao Qingqing said with a meaningful look.
Hearing the words "pay rent," along with Zhao Qingqing's strange expression, Yan Dongxu suddenly realized something was wrong.
He activated his space superpower, relieved that it had recovered.
Then he noticed Sun Shiyun sneaking up behind him, crouching step by step.
Sure enough, it was this girl who had come back.
Probably under Zhao Qingqing's authority, she had directly confessed everything about the two of them.
"Oops!" Sun Shiyun pounced on him from behind, but Yan Dongxu sidestepped slightly, causing the girl to miss.
But she rushed too fiercely, as if she was going to lick dog poo, so Yan Dongxu grabbed her and pulled her over.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Sun Shiyun's face turned red immediately, quickly breaking free.
"Oh, haven't seen each other for a few days, and you won't let me touch you anymore?" Yan Dongxu smirked.
"Oops! No! I don't want to talk to you." Sun Shiyun blushed and immediately fled, rushing into the bedroom to pack her things.
Yan Dongxu knew Sun Shiyun was shy. It would be fine if it were just the two of them, but unfortunately, it was in front of Zhao Qingqing, so Sun Shiyun must be embarrassed.
"Scumbag!" Zhao Qingqing muttered, practicing yoga on the mat in the living room.
Yan Dongxu watched for a while, feeling increasingly irritated, so he simply went back to his room.
It was too difficult to expect anything from Zhao Qingqing's mouth.
With trepidation, he called Zhao Yunyun.
After a few beeps, Zhao Yunyun answered the call.
"Hello? Miss me already?"
Yan Dongxu: "..."
Why did Zhao Yunyun's tone change after just one night?
He really wanted to say, "Miss me? Yeah, right."
Getting straight to the point, he asked, "Sis, did you poison me last night?"
Zhao Yunyun didn't hide anything, "Yes, I personally prepared a top-grade truth serum. Colorless and odorless, it can be spread through the air to confuse the target. The crucial part is, I won't be affected as I've developed immunity."
Facing her straightforward admission, Yan Dongxu didn't know what to say.
"What... What did you do to me last night?"
He never thought he, a grown man, would ask such a question to a girl.
But he really didn't want things to be unclear; better to be clear about it.
"Nothing much! Just gave you a thorough physical examination."
"Physical examination? That's it?"
"Otherwise? Did you think we, a man and a woman alone in a room, would do something else? Dream on!" Zhao Yunyun laughed.
Yan Dongxu blushed, asking the question he most wanted an answer to, "Then how did I change my pants?"
"Naturally, a comprehensive examination was needed. You're a rare space superpower, so I examined you very carefully."
"Don't worry; I'm a professional superpower doctor. I even manually extracted your genes and immediately subjected them to low-temperature processing to maintain their activity."
"Now, I'm carrying the samples back for analysis and testing."
Yan Dongxu almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Zhao Yunyun actually helped him last night...
"Are you secretly pleased with yourself? No worries, it was just a small favor. No need to thank me," she said casually.
"But you really should take care of your health; extracting so little blood made your complexion bad."
Yan Dongxu's eyelids twitched, at a loss for words.
"Let's not keep in touch anymore. I'm afraid I might end up killing you if we meet again."
Hearing Yan Dongxu's anger, Zhao Yunyun dismissed it, "Oh, still shy? What's there to be embarrassed about?"
"If the samples are successfully added to the database, there's even a bonus for you. You've made a significant contribution to the human gene pool."
"You stubborn guy, just wait for your reward!"
"Wait for me? I won't bother. I assumed you wouldn't cooperate, so I drugged you. Seems like it was a wise decision."
Yan Dongxu couldn't take it anymore and hung up the phone.
"Hey? Why so temperamental? Just drew a few bags of blood. What's the big deal?" Zhao Yunyun shook her head, laughing.
Shame! Unbearable shame!
Yesterday, he didn't want Zhao Yunyun to stay at his place, and trouble followed. The worst part was him voluntarily teleporting to Zhao Yunyun's room.
"Death Coffin! If not for you, I wouldn't have gone to ask that girl!!!" Yan Dongxu angrily sent a text to Ye Qingya.
【Send me the location of the nearest Death Coffin member to me.】
Ye Qingya, confused upon receiving the message, had no idea what Yan Dongxu was up to.
But since Yan Dongxu had a request, she still sent the target to Yan Dongxu.
After receiving the location and personal information, Yan Dongxu's voice disappeared into the bedroom.
He held the Token of Coffin and suddenly appeared in a barbershop.
The barber was shocked when he saw him, "Is it you?"
The other party recognized Yan Dongxu, and immediately red patterns appeared on his body, and his eyes turned into beast pupils.
Yan Dongxu showed the Token of Coffin, and the other party was shocked and immediately knelt down.
"I have seen the master."
Bang!
Yan Dongxu got up and kicked him.
"So you're one of the Ten Generals of Death Coffin. Damn it, I can't kill you!"
Yan Dongxu punched and kicked, but this kind of strength caused no harm to the barber.
But it was extremely insulting.
The barber dared not fight back, and couldn't figure out when Yan Dongxu became one of the Ten Generals of Death Coffin.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
