Zhao Police Officer followed him into the bedroom, where a pile of barbecue was sitting next to them.
Zhao Police Officer muttered while eating, "You stream whatever you want, don't mind me, I'm just watching."
At this moment, the bullet screen exploded.
【A girl's voice? Streamer, don't eat alone! Let us see.】
【That doesn't sound like Xu Yiyi's voice, could they really not be involved?】
【Does the streamer have a girlfriend? Unsubscribing.】
【He still pesters Xu Yiyi when he has a girlfriend, scumbag!】
......
Yan Dongxu knew it would turn out like this as soon as Zhao Police Officer came in.
"You're not a mute streamer, chat with your audience when they interact with you!"
Zhao Police Officer reminded while nibbling on lamb skewers.
"I have social anxiety, I can't do it!"
"You, socially anxious? I haven't noticed in the past two days." Zhao Police Officer rolled her eyes.
He couldn't let the audience see him get owned in his own stream.
"She's not my girlfriend, we can barely even call each other friends. At most, we only shared one night together."
【Damn, that spicy?】
【Streamer, is this something I should be hearing?】
【My friend said to elaborate.】
【What did the streamer do last night? I'd pay to listen.】
......
Zhao Police Officer glared at him when she heard "shared one night together". She put down the skewers, about to take action.
"Living a promiscuous life now, aren't you?"
"It's not a one night stand, what else could it be? With so many people watching, assault is illegal. Don't forget what I do for a living!"
With the audience present, Yan Dongxu felt emboldened.
"I..."
Zhao Police Officer stopped herself and viciously pinched Yan Dongxu's side waist, causing him to grimace in pain.
What Yan Dongxu said was reasonable, they couldn't even be considered friends.
But she was annoyed that this nobody got an eyeful.
"You better explain yourself clearly, or I'll sue you for slander!"
"You know how serious the consequences are for insulting my integrity? Don't forget what I do!"
Zhao Police Officer grabbed Yan Dongxu's ear, forcing him to explain.
"Dear audience, we have no relationship whatsoever."
"Didn't I say I have psychic powers? She just appeared in my bed this morning, nothing happened between us."
Yan Dongxu's explanation made the stream even more explosive.
【Hahaha, yeah right, stop explaining, we all understand.】
【Streamer, where did you get those psychic powers? I want them too.】
【A man should be responsible, saying things like this won't please any girl, you deserve getting pinched.】
【I haven't even eaten, you're already feeding me dog food.】
【What a well scripted show, I love watching even knowing it's fake.】
【More of these intimate interactions in future streams, I'm sending you a thousand heart gifts.】
【What does your girlfriend do? She sounds fierce.】
......
The audience was just messing with him.
Even though he told the truth, they didn't believe it anyway, such is human nature.
People tend to believe their own perceptions are right.
"Stop pinching. Little girlfriend, why not show your face to everyone?"
Yan Dongxu decided to shamelessly cater to the audience's imagination for more engagement.
The excited audience brought his stream greater popularity.
"Who's your girlfriend? Have some dignity, eat your skewers!"
Zhao Qingqing blushed at being called his girlfriend. She picked up a skewer and stuffed it into Yan Dongxu's mouth.
“Yuck, what kind of barbecue is this? Tastes fishy, like piss?"
Yan Dongxu frowned in disgust.
【Hahahaha, cow intestines, roasted cow intestines. I'm dead laughing.】
【Your girlfriend cares about you, let you eat more to nourish yourself.】
【You never had roasted intestines at your age? Some No.1 Deep Love you are. 】
【Hurry up and finish them. We'll allow you to end stream early tonight.】
......
Seeing the audience's reactions, Yan Dongxu was confused.
"Sis, what'd you buy roasted intestines for? Who eats this stuff?"
Yan Dongxu thought she was trying to take advantage of him?
The case was already closed, they had no relationship anymore.
But her showing up with barbecue in the middle of the night was abnormal.
A chill went down his spine at the thought.
Zhao Qingqing's gaze could kill now.
There were only 5 skewers of intestines because the owner made a mistake roasting them.
He was going to take them back, but she couldn't be bothered returning them after paying, so she got them packaged and brought them over.
She didn't expect this to happen.
Yan Dongxu's smart mouth made it seem like she was up to no good.
Anyway, men eating some roasted intestines had benefits.
Yet he remained unappreciative, even mocking her.
After so many years mixing out here, she really couldn't stand it.
Slap!
She slammed the table, picked out the remaining 4 skewers and shoved them over.
"What, you got a problem eating some intestines?"
"Look at you, weak as a kid, dark eye circles, limp limbs, call yourself a man?"
"Hurry up and finish them! I'll have your life if you lack even one piece!"
Zhao Qingqing glared menacingly at him until Yan Dongxu chokingly finished all 5 skewers under duress.
【Hahaha, sister-in-law is so fierce.】
【Be good and finish them, where'd all that nonsense come from? Serves you right for inviting trouble. You're ending stream early as punishment. 】
【Let's break it up folks, the streamer likely has nothing to do with Xu Yiyi.】
【Strongly request sister-in-law to show her face! I'll start - everyone follow along!】
Some rich fans began gifting subscription packages, all sorts of auspicious patterns floating across the screen, leaving Yan Dongxu dazed.
"Thanks to my tragic brother for 100 auspicious dragon and phoenix gifts!"
"My god, thanks to my amazing playboy viewer for 200 supercar gifts!"
"Thanks to Sister Kitty for 100...100 hearts with you inside."
"Sister Kitty, are you jealous? She's really not my girlfriend!"
【Don't explain, wish you both well.】
Yan Dongxu: "......"
Did he just lose a rich fan?
【Hahaha, Sister Kitty is jealous, sucks for you.】
【Sister Kitty, want some intestines? My treat.】
【Sister Kitty gifted subs already, why can't your girlfriend show her face?】
【Yeah, with so many gifts, don't look down on us!】
......
The barrage of audience comments put huge pressure on him.
Yan Dongxu looked pleadingly to Zhao Qingqing for help.
Zhao Qingqing felt intensely conflicted. After all, revealing her identity here wasn't appropriate.
Yet she couldn't bear seeing Yan Dongxu in a difficult spot.
"You owe me!" Zhao Qingqing took a deep breath and showed her face briefly on camera.
【Damn, she's gorgeous!】
【Streamer I hate you!】
【You're dead to me!】
【5 intestines too little. At least 50 as base.】
......
Yan Dongxu thanked her with clasped hands, deeply moved by Zhao Police Officer's gesture.
Revealing herself could negatively impact her police image.
Fortunately the audience didn't know her occupation, so not much public opinion damage.
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
