Zhao Police Officer followed him into the bedroom, where a pile of barbecue was sitting next to them.
Zhao Police Officer muttered while eating, "You stream whatever you want, don't mind me, I'm just watching."
At this moment, the bullet screen exploded.
【A girl's voice? Streamer, don't eat alone! Let us see.】
【That doesn't sound like Xu Yiyi's voice, could they really not be involved?】
【Does the streamer have a girlfriend? Unsubscribing.】
【He still pesters Xu Yiyi when he has a girlfriend, scumbag!】
......
Yan Dongxu knew it would turn out like this as soon as Zhao Police Officer came in.
"You're not a mute streamer, chat with your audience when they interact with you!"
Zhao Police Officer reminded while nibbling on lamb skewers.
"I have social anxiety, I can't do it!"
"You, socially anxious? I haven't noticed in the past two days." Zhao Police Officer rolled her eyes.
He couldn't let the audience see him get owned in his own stream.
"She's not my girlfriend, we can barely even call each other friends. At most, we only shared one night together."
【Damn, that spicy?】
【Streamer, is this something I should be hearing?】
【My friend said to elaborate.】
【What did the streamer do last night? I'd pay to listen.】
......
Zhao Police Officer glared at him when she heard "shared one night together". She put down the skewers, about to take action.
"Living a promiscuous life now, aren't you?"
"It's not a one night stand, what else could it be? With so many people watching, assault is illegal. Don't forget what I do for a living!"
With the audience present, Yan Dongxu felt emboldened.
"I..."
Zhao Police Officer stopped herself and viciously pinched Yan Dongxu's side waist, causing him to grimace in pain.
What Yan Dongxu said was reasonable, they couldn't even be considered friends.
But she was annoyed that this nobody got an eyeful.
"You better explain yourself clearly, or I'll sue you for slander!"
"You know how serious the consequences are for insulting my integrity? Don't forget what I do!"
Zhao Police Officer grabbed Yan Dongxu's ear, forcing him to explain.
"Dear audience, we have no relationship whatsoever."
"Didn't I say I have psychic powers? She just appeared in my bed this morning, nothing happened between us."
Yan Dongxu's explanation made the stream even more explosive.
【Hahaha, yeah right, stop explaining, we all understand.】
【Streamer, where did you get those psychic powers? I want them too.】
【A man should be responsible, saying things like this won't please any girl, you deserve getting pinched.】
【I haven't even eaten, you're already feeding me dog food.】
【What a well scripted show, I love watching even knowing it's fake.】
【More of these intimate interactions in future streams, I'm sending you a thousand heart gifts.】
【What does your girlfriend do? She sounds fierce.】
......
The audience was just messing with him.
Even though he told the truth, they didn't believe it anyway, such is human nature.
People tend to believe their own perceptions are right.
"Stop pinching. Little girlfriend, why not show your face to everyone?"
Yan Dongxu decided to shamelessly cater to the audience's imagination for more engagement.
The excited audience brought his stream greater popularity.
"Who's your girlfriend? Have some dignity, eat your skewers!"
Zhao Qingqing blushed at being called his girlfriend. She picked up a skewer and stuffed it into Yan Dongxu's mouth.
“Yuck, what kind of barbecue is this? Tastes fishy, like piss?"
Yan Dongxu frowned in disgust.
【Hahahaha, cow intestines, roasted cow intestines. I'm dead laughing.】
【Your girlfriend cares about you, let you eat more to nourish yourself.】
【You never had roasted intestines at your age? Some No.1 Deep Love you are. 】
【Hurry up and finish them. We'll allow you to end stream early tonight.】
......
Seeing the audience's reactions, Yan Dongxu was confused.
"Sis, what'd you buy roasted intestines for? Who eats this stuff?"
Yan Dongxu thought she was trying to take advantage of him?
The case was already closed, they had no relationship anymore.
But her showing up with barbecue in the middle of the night was abnormal.
A chill went down his spine at the thought.
Zhao Qingqing's gaze could kill now.
There were only 5 skewers of intestines because the owner made a mistake roasting them.
He was going to take them back, but she couldn't be bothered returning them after paying, so she got them packaged and brought them over.
She didn't expect this to happen.
Yan Dongxu's smart mouth made it seem like she was up to no good.
Anyway, men eating some roasted intestines had benefits.
Yet he remained unappreciative, even mocking her.
After so many years mixing out here, she really couldn't stand it.
Slap!
She slammed the table, picked out the remaining 4 skewers and shoved them over.
"What, you got a problem eating some intestines?"
"Look at you, weak as a kid, dark eye circles, limp limbs, call yourself a man?"
"Hurry up and finish them! I'll have your life if you lack even one piece!"
Zhao Qingqing glared menacingly at him until Yan Dongxu chokingly finished all 5 skewers under duress.
【Hahaha, sister-in-law is so fierce.】
【Be good and finish them, where'd all that nonsense come from? Serves you right for inviting trouble. You're ending stream early as punishment. 】
【Let's break it up folks, the streamer likely has nothing to do with Xu Yiyi.】
【Strongly request sister-in-law to show her face! I'll start - everyone follow along!】
Some rich fans began gifting subscription packages, all sorts of auspicious patterns floating across the screen, leaving Yan Dongxu dazed.
"Thanks to my tragic brother for 100 auspicious dragon and phoenix gifts!"
"My god, thanks to my amazing playboy viewer for 200 supercar gifts!"
"Thanks to Sister Kitty for 100...100 hearts with you inside."
"Sister Kitty, are you jealous? She's really not my girlfriend!"
【Don't explain, wish you both well.】
Yan Dongxu: "......"
Did he just lose a rich fan?
【Hahaha, Sister Kitty is jealous, sucks for you.】
【Sister Kitty, want some intestines? My treat.】
【Sister Kitty gifted subs already, why can't your girlfriend show her face?】
【Yeah, with so many gifts, don't look down on us!】
......
The barrage of audience comments put huge pressure on him.
Yan Dongxu looked pleadingly to Zhao Qingqing for help.
Zhao Qingqing felt intensely conflicted. After all, revealing her identity here wasn't appropriate.
Yet she couldn't bear seeing Yan Dongxu in a difficult spot.
"You owe me!" Zhao Qingqing took a deep breath and showed her face briefly on camera.
【Damn, she's gorgeous!】
【Streamer I hate you!】
【You're dead to me!】
【5 intestines too little. At least 50 as base.】
......
Yan Dongxu thanked her with clasped hands, deeply moved by Zhao Police Officer's gesture.
Revealing herself could negatively impact her police image.
Fortunately the audience didn't know her occupation, so not much public opinion damage.
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
