Zhao Police Officer followed him into the bedroom, where a pile of barbecue was sitting next to them.
Zhao Police Officer muttered while eating, "You stream whatever you want, don't mind me, I'm just watching."
At this moment, the bullet screen exploded.
【A girl's voice? Streamer, don't eat alone! Let us see.】
【That doesn't sound like Xu Yiyi's voice, could they really not be involved?】
【Does the streamer have a girlfriend? Unsubscribing.】
【He still pesters Xu Yiyi when he has a girlfriend, scumbag!】
......
Yan Dongxu knew it would turn out like this as soon as Zhao Police Officer came in.
"You're not a mute streamer, chat with your audience when they interact with you!"
Zhao Police Officer reminded while nibbling on lamb skewers.
"I have social anxiety, I can't do it!"
"You, socially anxious? I haven't noticed in the past two days." Zhao Police Officer rolled her eyes.
He couldn't let the audience see him get owned in his own stream.
"She's not my girlfriend, we can barely even call each other friends. At most, we only shared one night together."
【Damn, that spicy?】
【Streamer, is this something I should be hearing?】
【My friend said to elaborate.】
【What did the streamer do last night? I'd pay to listen.】
......
Zhao Police Officer glared at him when she heard "shared one night together". She put down the skewers, about to take action.
"Living a promiscuous life now, aren't you?"
"It's not a one night stand, what else could it be? With so many people watching, assault is illegal. Don't forget what I do for a living!"
With the audience present, Yan Dongxu felt emboldened.
"I..."
Zhao Police Officer stopped herself and viciously pinched Yan Dongxu's side waist, causing him to grimace in pain.
What Yan Dongxu said was reasonable, they couldn't even be considered friends.
But she was annoyed that this nobody got an eyeful.
"You better explain yourself clearly, or I'll sue you for slander!"
"You know how serious the consequences are for insulting my integrity? Don't forget what I do!"
Zhao Police Officer grabbed Yan Dongxu's ear, forcing him to explain.
"Dear audience, we have no relationship whatsoever."
"Didn't I say I have psychic powers? She just appeared in my bed this morning, nothing happened between us."
Yan Dongxu's explanation made the stream even more explosive.
【Hahaha, yeah right, stop explaining, we all understand.】
【Streamer, where did you get those psychic powers? I want them too.】
【A man should be responsible, saying things like this won't please any girl, you deserve getting pinched.】
【I haven't even eaten, you're already feeding me dog food.】
【What a well scripted show, I love watching even knowing it's fake.】
【More of these intimate interactions in future streams, I'm sending you a thousand heart gifts.】
【What does your girlfriend do? She sounds fierce.】
......
The audience was just messing with him.
Even though he told the truth, they didn't believe it anyway, such is human nature.
People tend to believe their own perceptions are right.
"Stop pinching. Little girlfriend, why not show your face to everyone?"
Yan Dongxu decided to shamelessly cater to the audience's imagination for more engagement.
The excited audience brought his stream greater popularity.
"Who's your girlfriend? Have some dignity, eat your skewers!"
Zhao Qingqing blushed at being called his girlfriend. She picked up a skewer and stuffed it into Yan Dongxu's mouth.
“Yuck, what kind of barbecue is this? Tastes fishy, like piss?"
Yan Dongxu frowned in disgust.
【Hahahaha, cow intestines, roasted cow intestines. I'm dead laughing.】
【Your girlfriend cares about you, let you eat more to nourish yourself.】
【You never had roasted intestines at your age? Some No.1 Deep Love you are. 】
【Hurry up and finish them. We'll allow you to end stream early tonight.】
......
Seeing the audience's reactions, Yan Dongxu was confused.
"Sis, what'd you buy roasted intestines for? Who eats this stuff?"
Yan Dongxu thought she was trying to take advantage of him?
The case was already closed, they had no relationship anymore.
But her showing up with barbecue in the middle of the night was abnormal.
A chill went down his spine at the thought.
Zhao Qingqing's gaze could kill now.
There were only 5 skewers of intestines because the owner made a mistake roasting them.
He was going to take them back, but she couldn't be bothered returning them after paying, so she got them packaged and brought them over.
She didn't expect this to happen.
Yan Dongxu's smart mouth made it seem like she was up to no good.
Anyway, men eating some roasted intestines had benefits.
Yet he remained unappreciative, even mocking her.
After so many years mixing out here, she really couldn't stand it.
Slap!
She slammed the table, picked out the remaining 4 skewers and shoved them over.
"What, you got a problem eating some intestines?"
"Look at you, weak as a kid, dark eye circles, limp limbs, call yourself a man?"
"Hurry up and finish them! I'll have your life if you lack even one piece!"
Zhao Qingqing glared menacingly at him until Yan Dongxu chokingly finished all 5 skewers under duress.
【Hahaha, sister-in-law is so fierce.】
【Be good and finish them, where'd all that nonsense come from? Serves you right for inviting trouble. You're ending stream early as punishment. 】
【Let's break it up folks, the streamer likely has nothing to do with Xu Yiyi.】
【Strongly request sister-in-law to show her face! I'll start - everyone follow along!】
Some rich fans began gifting subscription packages, all sorts of auspicious patterns floating across the screen, leaving Yan Dongxu dazed.
"Thanks to my tragic brother for 100 auspicious dragon and phoenix gifts!"
"My god, thanks to my amazing playboy viewer for 200 supercar gifts!"
"Thanks to Sister Kitty for 100...100 hearts with you inside."
"Sister Kitty, are you jealous? She's really not my girlfriend!"
【Don't explain, wish you both well.】
Yan Dongxu: "......"
Did he just lose a rich fan?
【Hahaha, Sister Kitty is jealous, sucks for you.】
【Sister Kitty, want some intestines? My treat.】
【Sister Kitty gifted subs already, why can't your girlfriend show her face?】
【Yeah, with so many gifts, don't look down on us!】
......
The barrage of audience comments put huge pressure on him.
Yan Dongxu looked pleadingly to Zhao Qingqing for help.
Zhao Qingqing felt intensely conflicted. After all, revealing her identity here wasn't appropriate.
Yet she couldn't bear seeing Yan Dongxu in a difficult spot.
"You owe me!" Zhao Qingqing took a deep breath and showed her face briefly on camera.
【Damn, she's gorgeous!】
【Streamer I hate you!】
【You're dead to me!】
【5 intestines too little. At least 50 as base.】
......
Yan Dongxu thanked her with clasped hands, deeply moved by Zhao Police Officer's gesture.
Revealing herself could negatively impact her police image.
Fortunately the audience didn't know her occupation, so not much public opinion damage.
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
