Yan Dongxu and the others were left speechless seeing Zhou Quan making a phone call to ask someone for help.
They had thought Yan Dongxu would handle it himself.
In order to show off his capabilities, Yan Dongxu put the call on speakerphone.
He wanted Zhao Xiaofei and Zhao Yunyun to know just how close he was with Zhou Quan, the current Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain and elder of the Superhuman Alliance.
"You don't know how busy the work at the Superhuman Headquarters is. I was tricked by you."
"I just got free and was about to call you to ask about the situation."
"Don't worry, I'll take a plane over right away."
Zhou Quan was panting as he spoke over the phone, with the coy voice of his wife Liu Yueyue heard faintly in the background.
Yan Dongxu didn't know what the kid was up to.
"Take a plane over? You might as well come collect my corpse!"
"Hurry up and send me your location. I'll have Zhao Xiaofei who can teleport come pick you up."
Yan Dongxu said angrily. By the time Zhou Quan took a plane over, he would be dead.
"No need for location, I can sense his position from hearing his voice over the phone." Zhao Xiaofei said.
"Uh...wait a moment, don't come yet. It's not very convenient here."
"Wife! Someone is coming, hurry up and put your clothes on..."
Yan Dongxu: "..."
Zhao Xiaofei: "..."
"Tsk tsk, he really is your brother huh, such a one track mind." Zhao Yunyun ridiculed.
"Zhou Quan! Do you really have nothing better to do? Your brother is about to die! And you still have time to reproduce?"
Yan Dongxu felt embarrassed and annoyance itched his teeth.
"Oh come now, on my way, where'd I put my tools!"
"Yueyue, no need to dress, go to the bathroom first. Saving my brother's life is more urgent!"
"Um...Mr. Teleporter, come get me!"
Zhao Xiaofei warped space at a point ahead, opening up ripples.
He went in alone and soon brought Zhou Quan, holding a cyan travel bag, back.
Pfft!
Zhao Xiaofei spit out blood upon returning, his face ghastly pale, as if grievously wounded.
Yan Dongxu crouched down in concern and asked: "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, don't worry about me!" Zhao Xiaofei wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and squeezed out a smile.
"Hmph! Fine? You look to be on your last legs." Zhou Quan coldly snorted and took out a pill bottle from his jacket, tossing it over.
"You got potential kid, willing to burn your life force to open a spatial gate to bring me here and save my brother. Take this medicine, one pill a day, it can give you another ten years of life."
"Later go to Longhu Mountain and learn Muling Heart Sutra from my martial senior, it'll ensure you live to 80, no problem. Though try not to use your spatial abilities if possible, it really damages your health."
Zhou Quan acted all sagely as soon as he landed.
Zhao Xiaofei and Zhao Yunyun stared blankly at him.
"Let me see that medicine."
Curious, Zhao Yunyun snatched the bottle and poured out a pill.
Seeing the pill, her eyes went wide. She brought it to her nose and took a whiff, instantly a look of shock on her face.
"What is this pill? How can it have such powerful life force?"
Having doubts earlier, Zhao Xiaofei now deeply believed in Zhou Quan's words after seeing Zhao Yunyun's reaction.
He thought his life would soon end, didn't expect there was still hope to live on.
"It's just a Firm Origin Pill. For men, you women shouldn't covet it." Zhou Quan replied.
"For men?" Zhao Yunyun was puzzled.
"Yeah, men who take it say it's great. Married men's must have. My dad asked me for a bottle just the other day. Called me again at noon to say the effects were good and to ask for the formula. Says he wants to mass produce it at a medicine factory."
Zhou Quan answered very seriously.
Hearing this, Zhao Yunyun was speechless. Her fists tightened, wanting to blast Zhou Quan with lightning.
Turns out Zhou Quan used such a heaven-defying pill for that! Simply outrageous!
Zhao Yunyun looked disgustedly at the pill before handing it back to Zhao Xiaofei, not wanting to touch it.
"Bro, why not zip up first before pretending to be a transcendent sage?"
Yan Dongxu had been holding it in for a while, hoping Zhou Quan would come give him face.
But as soon as he landed, he acted like a street peddler hawking fake goods.
"Sorry, came in a rush, didn't notice."
Zhou Quan turned around to zip up his fly, then looked around in shock and cried out: "Wow! Such dense demonic energy!"
Zhao Yunyun: "..."
"Is your brother reliable? He's supposed to be a Longhu Mountain Celestial Master, proficient in Daositurgy. But this guy here..."
Zhao Yunyun was rendered completely speechless, not knowing what to say.
Seeing the superhumans battling downstairs, Zhou Quan sighed in wonder: "So many Daoist friends! And wow, a fox possessed by a millennia old demon and a man possessed by an ape demon?"
"The demonic energy is emanating from these two people!"
Zhao Xiaofei's eyelid twitched profusely, feeling Zhou Quan was really odd and the terms he used baffling, like they weren't from the same world.
"Tsk tsk, marvelous! Thoousand-Faced Duke using his shape shifting to completely copy his opponent's power and return the attack. Beating back that berserk and mindless ape steadily!"
Zhou Quan peered down intently over the roof's railing, relishing the scene.
Yan Dongxu was angered to the point of convulsing eyelids, wanting to kick Zhou Quan off the building.
"The Violent Ape is one of ours. Thousand-Faced Duke Chu Yuan is the enemy!"
"Oh...I see...it's like that? No worries, I'll go down and slay the one possessed by the fox demon."
Zhou Quan had an embarrassed look as he squatted down to open his travel bag.
In his right hand he held a peachwood sword, in his left a worn bronze bell. He stared blankly at them.
"What are you looking at? Go down!" Yan Dongxu urged.
"Uh...little brother, could you bring me down? I'm afraid of heights." Zhou Quan said to Zhao Xiaofei.
No longer able to endure, Yan Dongxu grabbed Zhou Quan's collar and kicked him off the building.
"Ah......"
Zhou Quan let out a wretched scream.
In a flash Zhao Xiaofei teleported below, ready to catch Zhou Quan.
"Yan Dongxu! What's your problem? You could have killed him!" Zhao Yunyun berated angrily.
But her voice barely left her when an astonishing wave of power instantly enveloped the area.
The might of this energy made Zhao Yunyun's soul tremble, heart filled with the urge to kneel in submission.
"You little fox! Face death!"
Zhou Quan's explosive roar sounded from below.
Zhao Yunyun and Yan Dongxu quickly leaned over the railing to look down.
They saw Zhou Quan descending like an immortal, commanding the very air as he held the peachwood sword trailing golden streams as if it were a divine weapon.
"How is this possible..."
Zhao Yunyun was completely dumbfounded.
Yan Dongxu was exceptionally excited, his brother had really made him proud!
The one actually most impacted was Zhao Xiaofei. Having witnessed Zhou Quan's entire process of erupting with power, he was now a diehard fan beyond doubt.
Now he finally understood why his boss, Dusen, regarded the Longhu Mountain Celestial Masters as idols.
The Thousand-Faced Duke, engaged in fierce battle with Gu Bei, felt his hairs stand on end as he sensed an intense killing intent.
He looked back and his mind went blank at the sight.
What the hell? Was that attacking him sword-wielding figure in the air an immortal?
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
