Yan Dongxu and the others were left speechless seeing Zhou Quan making a phone call to ask someone for help.
They had thought Yan Dongxu would handle it himself.
In order to show off his capabilities, Yan Dongxu put the call on speakerphone.
He wanted Zhao Xiaofei and Zhao Yunyun to know just how close he was with Zhou Quan, the current Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain and elder of the Superhuman Alliance.
"You don't know how busy the work at the Superhuman Headquarters is. I was tricked by you."
"I just got free and was about to call you to ask about the situation."
"Don't worry, I'll take a plane over right away."
Zhou Quan was panting as he spoke over the phone, with the coy voice of his wife Liu Yueyue heard faintly in the background.
Yan Dongxu didn't know what the kid was up to.
"Take a plane over? You might as well come collect my corpse!"
"Hurry up and send me your location. I'll have Zhao Xiaofei who can teleport come pick you up."
Yan Dongxu said angrily. By the time Zhou Quan took a plane over, he would be dead.
"No need for location, I can sense his position from hearing his voice over the phone." Zhao Xiaofei said.
"Uh...wait a moment, don't come yet. It's not very convenient here."
"Wife! Someone is coming, hurry up and put your clothes on..."
Yan Dongxu: "..."
Zhao Xiaofei: "..."
"Tsk tsk, he really is your brother huh, such a one track mind." Zhao Yunyun ridiculed.
"Zhou Quan! Do you really have nothing better to do? Your brother is about to die! And you still have time to reproduce?"
Yan Dongxu felt embarrassed and annoyance itched his teeth.
"Oh come now, on my way, where'd I put my tools!"
"Yueyue, no need to dress, go to the bathroom first. Saving my brother's life is more urgent!"
"Um...Mr. Teleporter, come get me!"
Zhao Xiaofei warped space at a point ahead, opening up ripples.
He went in alone and soon brought Zhou Quan, holding a cyan travel bag, back.
Pfft!
Zhao Xiaofei spit out blood upon returning, his face ghastly pale, as if grievously wounded.
Yan Dongxu crouched down in concern and asked: "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, don't worry about me!" Zhao Xiaofei wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and squeezed out a smile.
"Hmph! Fine? You look to be on your last legs." Zhou Quan coldly snorted and took out a pill bottle from his jacket, tossing it over.
"You got potential kid, willing to burn your life force to open a spatial gate to bring me here and save my brother. Take this medicine, one pill a day, it can give you another ten years of life."
"Later go to Longhu Mountain and learn Muling Heart Sutra from my martial senior, it'll ensure you live to 80, no problem. Though try not to use your spatial abilities if possible, it really damages your health."
Zhou Quan acted all sagely as soon as he landed.
Zhao Xiaofei and Zhao Yunyun stared blankly at him.
"Let me see that medicine."
Curious, Zhao Yunyun snatched the bottle and poured out a pill.
Seeing the pill, her eyes went wide. She brought it to her nose and took a whiff, instantly a look of shock on her face.
"What is this pill? How can it have such powerful life force?"
Having doubts earlier, Zhao Xiaofei now deeply believed in Zhou Quan's words after seeing Zhao Yunyun's reaction.
He thought his life would soon end, didn't expect there was still hope to live on.
"It's just a Firm Origin Pill. For men, you women shouldn't covet it." Zhou Quan replied.
"For men?" Zhao Yunyun was puzzled.
"Yeah, men who take it say it's great. Married men's must have. My dad asked me for a bottle just the other day. Called me again at noon to say the effects were good and to ask for the formula. Says he wants to mass produce it at a medicine factory."
Zhou Quan answered very seriously.
Hearing this, Zhao Yunyun was speechless. Her fists tightened, wanting to blast Zhou Quan with lightning.
Turns out Zhou Quan used such a heaven-defying pill for that! Simply outrageous!
Zhao Yunyun looked disgustedly at the pill before handing it back to Zhao Xiaofei, not wanting to touch it.
"Bro, why not zip up first before pretending to be a transcendent sage?"
Yan Dongxu had been holding it in for a while, hoping Zhou Quan would come give him face.
But as soon as he landed, he acted like a street peddler hawking fake goods.
"Sorry, came in a rush, didn't notice."
Zhou Quan turned around to zip up his fly, then looked around in shock and cried out: "Wow! Such dense demonic energy!"
Zhao Yunyun: "..."
"Is your brother reliable? He's supposed to be a Longhu Mountain Celestial Master, proficient in Daositurgy. But this guy here..."
Zhao Yunyun was rendered completely speechless, not knowing what to say.
Seeing the superhumans battling downstairs, Zhou Quan sighed in wonder: "So many Daoist friends! And wow, a fox possessed by a millennia old demon and a man possessed by an ape demon?"
"The demonic energy is emanating from these two people!"
Zhao Xiaofei's eyelid twitched profusely, feeling Zhou Quan was really odd and the terms he used baffling, like they weren't from the same world.
"Tsk tsk, marvelous! Thoousand-Faced Duke using his shape shifting to completely copy his opponent's power and return the attack. Beating back that berserk and mindless ape steadily!"
Zhou Quan peered down intently over the roof's railing, relishing the scene.
Yan Dongxu was angered to the point of convulsing eyelids, wanting to kick Zhou Quan off the building.
"The Violent Ape is one of ours. Thousand-Faced Duke Chu Yuan is the enemy!"
"Oh...I see...it's like that? No worries, I'll go down and slay the one possessed by the fox demon."
Zhou Quan had an embarrassed look as he squatted down to open his travel bag.
In his right hand he held a peachwood sword, in his left a worn bronze bell. He stared blankly at them.
"What are you looking at? Go down!" Yan Dongxu urged.
"Uh...little brother, could you bring me down? I'm afraid of heights." Zhou Quan said to Zhao Xiaofei.
No longer able to endure, Yan Dongxu grabbed Zhou Quan's collar and kicked him off the building.
"Ah......"
Zhou Quan let out a wretched scream.
In a flash Zhao Xiaofei teleported below, ready to catch Zhou Quan.
"Yan Dongxu! What's your problem? You could have killed him!" Zhao Yunyun berated angrily.
But her voice barely left her when an astonishing wave of power instantly enveloped the area.
The might of this energy made Zhao Yunyun's soul tremble, heart filled with the urge to kneel in submission.
"You little fox! Face death!"
Zhou Quan's explosive roar sounded from below.
Zhao Yunyun and Yan Dongxu quickly leaned over the railing to look down.
They saw Zhou Quan descending like an immortal, commanding the very air as he held the peachwood sword trailing golden streams as if it were a divine weapon.
"How is this possible..."
Zhao Yunyun was completely dumbfounded.
Yan Dongxu was exceptionally excited, his brother had really made him proud!
The one actually most impacted was Zhao Xiaofei. Having witnessed Zhou Quan's entire process of erupting with power, he was now a diehard fan beyond doubt.
Now he finally understood why his boss, Dusen, regarded the Longhu Mountain Celestial Masters as idols.
The Thousand-Faced Duke, engaged in fierce battle with Gu Bei, felt his hairs stand on end as he sensed an intense killing intent.
He looked back and his mind went blank at the sight.
What the hell? Was that attacking him sword-wielding figure in the air an immortal?
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
