"By the way, bro, I want to ask you a question..."
At this moment, Yu Wei's eyes were full of admiration as he whispered,
"Um, how did you meet Lin Xue'er?"
"Lin Xue'er?"
Lu Xiaobai was slightly taken aback, then said,
"You mean the girl who brought me the medicine today?"
"Yeah!"
Yu Wei chuckled,
"Brother Lu, teach your little bro a trick or two."
"Well..."
Lu Xiaobai rubbed his chin, then said nonchalantly,
"First of all, you have to be handsome..."
"..."
Hearing this, Yu Wei didn't offer any rebuttal.
Although Lu Xiaobai's grades were terrible, he was blessed with good looks. Not only was he tall and straight, but his facial features were also clear and handsome. Before knowing his true identity, Yu Wei had even thought about giving him a directory of wealthy older women as an employment guide...
"Um, Brother Lu, is there a way that doesn't depend on how you look..."
"If your looks aren't enough, make up for it with emotional intelligence!"
Lu Xiaobai said calmly,
"Girls' minds are actually very easy to guess..."
Saying so, he began to talk eloquently, looking extremely experienced.
The admiration in Yu Wei's eyes grew stronger, and he silently used his chip to record the other party's words...
However, after saying a whole bunch of things, Lu Xiaobai's tone suddenly shifted:
"Actually, none of what I just said is important."
"Not... not important?"
"Now, your master will teach you the real trump card!"
Yu Wei's expression shook, and he instantly became serious, ready to memorize the following words by heart.
Lu Xiaobai said solemnly:
"The most crucial thing is that you must be willing to spend ten times the price to buy a stamina recovery potion!"
"Huh? Ah?"
Yu Wei was slightly taken aback and said in a somewhat bewildered tone:
"Brother Lu, don't tell me you paid for the potion Lin Xue'er gave you?"
"What else? Is there such a thing as a free lunch in this world?"
Lu Xiaobai rolled his eyes, a hint of pain flashing in them.
Although he was a direct descendant of the Lu family, he couldn't squander money limitlessly. He only got a hundred thousand Alliance Credits a month, and that potion earlier had directly cost him half a month's living expenses...
"So you don't even know Lin Xue'er?"
"Nonsense!"
Lu Xiaobai glanced at him and said:
"She's ranked first in the grade, and I'm ranked last. How the hell would we interact? Did you really think the head and the tail would echo each other?"
"..."
Yu Wei was silent for a moment before finally asking:
"Then how did she find you?"
"I just posted a heavily rewarded thread on the school forum seeking a child... uh... seeking medicine."
"..."
Yu Wei was completely silenced.
So this was the truth...
"Alright, don't mind these trivial things."
Lu Xiaobai patted the other's shoulder and said heroically:
"Monkey, don't forget our original vow. Our journey is the sea of stars!"
"Brother Lu, that was just a joke from the past. With my current grades, it's impossible for me to get into even a third-rate academy. I can only find a vocational school to learn a special skill to make a living. I guess I'll only be able to stay on the ancestral planet for the rest of my life."
Yu Wei's tone was flat, clearly having long accepted his future.
This was a vast and great era, but it did not belong to mediocre people like him...
"Your bro is here, so I won't allow you to say such depressing things!"
Lu Xiaobai frowned, however, and encouraged:
"The outcome is not yet decided; you and I are both dark horses!"
"..."
Yu Wei shook his head and remained silent.
"There are still more than three months until the Star Exam. Everything can be changed!"
Lu Xiaobai's eyes were full of confidence.
He originally thought he would definitely fail the Star Exam in the future and could only return to the Lu family's main planet to live a miserable playboy life without worrying about food and clothing.
But what he didn't expect was that,
he would get such a heaven-defying golden finger, which instantly gave him the idea of getting into a Starry Sky Academy!
"Brother Lu, you've changed."
Yu Wei looked at Lu Xiaobai's high-spirited appearance, his heart full of astonishment. Then, as if thinking of something, he cautiously said:
"Bro, did your family already pull some strings so that you'll get a perfect score in the Star Exam, enter the top ten Starry Sky Academies, and reach the peak of life from then on..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Lu Xiaobai made a timeout gesture and said:
"You really dare to imagine. The Star Exam is personally supervised by the Federal Government. No one can cheat."
"Your old man is a Speaker..."
"That still won't work."
Lu Xiaobai shook his head and said:
"Your Brother Lu is preparing to pass the exam based on his own abilities!"
"..."
Infected by the other's confidence, Yu Wei said somewhat uncertainly:
"Can I really pass?"
"If I say you can do it, then you definitely can!"
Lu Xiaobai patted his shoulder, then changed the subject:
"By the way, Monkey, if you are going to apply for a vocational school in the future, I suggest you take Basic Potioneering!"
"..."
Yu Wei's mouth twitched.
Wasn't this still saying he couldn't do it...
Right at this moment, a hundred-meter-long maglev train stopped at a platform not far away.
"Bro, I'm heading home first."
Yu Wei hurriedly entered the maglev train.
Lu Xiaobai waved his hand, watched the other party enter the train, and turned to walk in another direction.
"Today is a good day..."
With his hands in his pockets, he hummed a cheerful tune, an uncontrollable smile on his face.
Soon, he arrived at an extremely wide plaza.
"Xiao Huo!"
Lu Xiaobai whispered softly to the chip watch on his wrist.
Before long,
a fiery red streak of light suddenly shot out from the underground parking lot of a distant mall. In just a few dozen seconds, it arrived by Lu Xiaobai's side.
It was impressively a flying machine brimming with a high-tech aura!
Although his old man didn't let him expose his identity, as a direct descendant of the Lu family, his food, clothing, housing, and transportation were still quite luxurious...
"Go home."
Lu Xiaobai climbed in and lay comfortably on the seat.
Boom—
The tail of the flying machine spewed flame-like currents, instantly rising high into the sky and heading straight for the city center.
"Two Star Points, sweet..."
Lu Xiaobai opened his information panel again, his heart filled with excitement.
He glanced at the Star Skills and Special Skills he had mastered, and without any hesitation, he directly added the two Star Points to the Basic Body Cultivation Method!
In an instant,
his understanding of the cultivation method went up by two levels again, and the level on the panel subsequently reached level four, instantly surpassing countless peers!
"Level four cultivation method, even Great Demon King Nangong is only at this level..."
Lu Xiaobai chuckled and muttered to himself:
"I guess there are no more than twenty students in the entire grade at this level, and perhaps only the top ten people have reached it..."
Who could have thought that in just one short day, his cultivation method would take a direct triple jump, instantly leaping from the bottom of the rankings to the top tier!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
nce】【Lighthearted Comedy】【Ultimate Gentleman's Novel】【Viewer Discretion Advised for Under 16】 The mightiest human hero, Sharen Morian, is resurrected after a thousand years by his wife—the Demon King. This is not your typical hero-vs-demon-king tale.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
