“Elder Qin? Elder Qin?! Elder Qin...”
The next morning, Qin Ran was woken up by someone calling his name. He opened his eyes to see that it was Feng Feiyan.
“Elder Qin?” Feng Feiyan gently called him. Seeing that he was awake, she smiled and said, “Come, I got some sober-up soup made for you. Please drink it to sober up!”
She was really gentle and intelligent. Her smile was especially charming.
Qin Ran did get drunk last night. At the moment, his head was pounding. Seeing Feng Feiyan's smile, he couldn't help but stare blankly.
...Who would have thought that such a gentle and intelligent lady would also have a vicious heart?
"Elder Qin?" Seeing Qin Ran staring at her, Feng Feiyan's cheeks turned red. She called Qin Ran again.
Only then did Qin Ran come back to his senses. He smiled and asked, "Is it already the next day?"
"Yes! It's morning now." Feng Feiyan replied, bringing the sober-up soup to Qin Ran's mouth. "This is a sober-up soup made by the alchemists of Zhican Valley. Why don't you try it, Elder Qin?"
Qin Ran felt like he was being treated like a child, having to drink medicine. He quickly sat up and took the soup from Feng Feiyan, taking a small sip himself.
"Not bad." He smiled at Feng Feiyan, thinking to himself that this must be the legendary charm!
"Why does the Elder keep looking at me?" Feng Feiyan shyly turned away.
"Oh, sorry about that." Qin Ran quickly apologized, taking another sip of the nice sober-up soup. Such good poison!
He wondered what Feng Feiyan and Elder Sun were thinking, trying to poison him with this fusion poison right in front of him. If not for the sober-up soup itself being non-poisonous, mixing it with Feng Feiyan's perfume would have created a strong poison. Did they not tell him that he was also an alchemist?
As he thought about it, Qin Ran drank down the entire bowl of soup. He handed the bowl back to Feng Feiyan and praised again, "What a good soup, as expected from an alchemist."
Feng Feiyan took back the bowl and hugged it to her chest, smiling brightly and said, "Elder, please get up now. We'll go inspect the pills first, then head back to Dao Sword Sect."
Qin Ran looked over. Feng Feiyan's breasts were even bigger than the bowl she was hugging to her chest, surging like waves that stirred his heart. He couldn't help but shake his head with two quiet sighs.
Feng Feiyan left the room, still hugging the bowl. Qin Ran got dressed and walked to the window after getting out of bed. Looking out at the fairyland view of Zhican Valley, he let out a sigh despite the beautiful world.
After washing up and tidying his appearance, Qin Ran walked out the door to the stone roads outside. He asked someone for directions and soon arrived at the tower where they were drinking last night.
This tower was basically the cafeteria of Zhican Valley. Dao Sword Sect also had a similar place on its main peak, but Qin Ran had never been there.
Some disciples were having breakfast inside the tower. Qin Ran went to the window and ordered some high-quality breakfast as an elder, then found a nice spot to sit down and eat.
As he was eating, he suddenly heard someone say to him, "Brother, you're going to die!"
Hearing this, he looked up to see a slovenly young man with a big beard, messy hair, skinny figure, and ill-fitting clothes talking to him. The only striking feature were his bright eyes.
"Oh? Why do you say that?" Qin Ran asked with a laugh.
Since this person had started a conversation, he sat down right away. Leaning one hand on the table and stroking his chin with the other, he carefully looked over Qin Ran, his expression growing more solemn. He said, "Firstly, your body is frail. Secondly, your soul is weak. Thirdly...you seem to be poisoned."
Not bad, he really knew some things.
"Is there a cure?" Qin Ran casually asked, then continued eating.
"I can solve the frail body and poison, but my level of cultivation is not enough to improve your soul," the young man with the beard said. "And the body and soul are interconnected. To solve it we must solve both, so I can't do anything for your frail body yet. I can only help you detoxify the poison."
"You can cure poison?" Qin Ran gave the bearded man some of his food and asked, "Tell me first, what poison did I get infected with?"
The bearded man took the food and started eating. He said, "It's a latent poison that needs a primer to activate. This kind of poison is probably made from Xueyu flowers, venom of the Hengshan ring snakes..."
"What are you doing here?" Just as he was explaining, an angry shout suddenly came from the side. "How will you make up for disturbing this honored guest?"
Qin Ran looked over to see that it was Elder Sun.
As soon as he saw Elder Sun, the bearded young man scurried away like a rat seeing a cat, grabbing the food from the table as he scrambled out.
Elder Sun glared at his receding figure, then turned back to Qin Ran with a smile. "Please pardon me for letting Elder Qin see such an embarrassing scene. He is an outer disciple of our valley. Extremely lacking in talent, but has some talent in medicine. Always acting crazily—many people detest him."
"Oh, he's harmless." Qin Ran smiled and said, "His medical knowledge is actually quite good. We were just discussing alchemy."
"What does he know!" Elder Sun said.
The bearded youth had taken most of the food on the table. Seeing the nearly empty table, Elder Sun quickly asked Qin Ran, "Does the Elder need more food?"
Qin Ran shook his head. "I've already eaten a lot. This will do, no need for more."
Then Elder Sun said, "Then shall we go inspect the pills now!"
As he spoke, Elder Sun brought Qin Ran to meet with the same five people from last night. They quickly made their way through the valley to a tower that stored pills.
After all, this was an alchemy sect. The pill storage tower was exceptionally tall—seven or eight stories high. Elder Sun brought Qin Ran into a floor of the tower. Right there in the main hall, he took a temporary storage bag off a table. With a thought, he took out over a dozen bags of pills and several bags of medicinal ingredients.
"Here are the pills your sect requires—Yuanyuan Pills, Yuyin Pills, Break Barrier Pills... all here." Elder Sun gestured to Qin Ran with a gleeful smile and said, "Elder Qin, please inspect as you wish!"
"Then I won't hold back at all." Qin Ran laughed and cupped a fist in salute. Then he crouched down to open up a bag of Yuanyuan Pills.
Seeing Qin Ran was really going to inspect the pills, Elder Sun's eyes clearly flashed with an icy cold glare. But his smile remained as he said, "Go ahead, as you should."
Qin Ran opened the bag, picked up a Yuanyuan Pill and first inspected its appearance. His face slowly tensed up as he carefully looked over the pill again. Then he turned back to Elder Sun with a smile. "Elder, did you get the pills mixed up?"
"Mixed up?" Elder Sun's expression drastically changed. He quickly crouched down to pretend to inspect them himself, before angrily shouting, "Which disciple was in charge of packing these—how could they have packed some inferior quality pills‽"
"It was the medicine servant who packed them, Elder." A disciple replied.
"What does a medicine servant know about pills?" Elder Sun yelled furiously. "Expel the medicine servant from the sect! Demote his master to a regular disciple!"
"Yes!"
By now, Qin Ran had inspected the medicinal ingredients as well. His face was also filled with bitterness as he said, "Elder, I'm afraid these medicinal ingredients were incorrectly packed as well."
What a mess! They didn't even dare cheat with the ingredients at first. But now that Qin Ran had come to inspect them himself, they had added in fake ingredients too!
Elder Sun was now furious beyond control. He shouted loudly, "Expel them from the sect! Expel that disciple from the sect too!!!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!