Cao Cheng couldn't put it down…
Huh!
It wasn’t just about the sensation—it was mainly about collecting emotional points.
A steady stream.
At first, he gathered about 20 points per minute, averaging 1 point every 3 seconds.
Later, it jumped to 60 points per minute, averaging 1 point per second…
This went on for about 20 minutes.
Excluding the highs and lows, the average was 0.75 emotional points per second.
So,
In just twenty short minutes, Cao Cheng had earned a whopping 900 points!
An absurd number.
Even Cao Cheng himself hadn’t expected that a massage could provide so much positive emotion.
He used to think positive emotions were trash.
But now…
He just hadn’t found the right avenue.
So, if a couple were to, you know, get intimate…
The longer it lasted, the more…
Holy crap.
This avenue was genius!
(★?★)
A month ago, he’d have had to beat up ten people to barely scrape together 1,000 points.
Even with the "Jiangbei Masses" initiative, the average gains couldn’t compare to the rewards from this relaxation session.
Seems like,
He really should focus more on his sister—everything else was just small potatoes.
The "Fourth Sister" at the bottom of the rankings had once again surged into the top three. Becoming the top-ranked "Fourth Sister" was just around the corner!
"Mmm~~"
Ren Yuege felt an overwhelming lightness throughout her body.
All the exhaustion from the day had vanished!
When Third Sister came out of the shower, their eyes met.
Ren Yuege blushed.
She pulled her legs back.
"Third Sister, come try it."
"That little rascal really knows traditional Chinese medicine."
"He’s infinitely better than the female masseuse our family hires."
Ren Yuege slipped on her shoes and stood up, her body feeling light as a feather, with none of the post-hiking fatigue left.
Ren Yushang quickly shook her head. "I—I’ll pass. I still need to dry my hair."
"Come on, you can dry it later. It’s summer—what’s the big deal?"
Ren Yushang was dragged over by Fourth Sister, who was either fond of sharing or just wanted to pull Third Sister into the same boat—if everyone got massaged, no one could laugh at anyone else.
Ren Yushang resisted.
She wasn’t fond of close contact with men. Though she didn’t dislike Cao Cheng, her comfort zone ended at handshakes or walking side by side.
Anything more intimate was beyond her.
At least for now.
But,
Ren Yuege wasn’t wrong.
Compared to a typical professional masseuse, Cao Cheng was on a whole other level.
Because while the emotional points kept rolling in, Young Master Cao had quietly invested more in his traditional Chinese medicine skills.
He used the "Skill Upgrade Card (Below Grandmaster)" without hesitation.
Upgrading from "Traditional Chinese Medicine (Mastery)" to "Traditional Chinese Medicine (Grandmaster)."
This skill used to be useless, but now that he’d found a new avenue, Cao Cheng didn’t mind the investment.
Besides,
With this ability, he could treat his family and help them maintain their health in the future.
Also,
Traditional Chinese medicine provided deep insights into the body’s meridians and acupoints, which also enhanced his combat skills.
Indirectly boosting his fighting power.
So, no loss—just pure profit.
……
In the end,
Third Sister Ren Yushang couldn’t hold out against Fourth Sister Ren Yuege. Suppressing her discomfort and the goosebumps rising on her skin, she agreed to the massage.
After a shower, the body’s muscles are relaxed, pores are open, and blood circulation is accelerated—perfect conditions for a massage.
The effects were even stronger than usual.
The moment Cao Cheng started,
Ren Yushang shivered.
But soon, she stopped thinking about anything else—it really was that professional.
A glint of amusement flashed in Ren Yuege’s eyes. Hmph, thought you could laugh at me?
Though Third Sister hadn’t said anything, that expression at the bathroom door earlier was definitely suspicious.
Fourth Sister Ren Yuege had a bit of a mischievous streak—dragging others down with her!
Ren Yuege leaned in and whispered, "So, does it help with fatigue?"
"Mmm~~" Ren Yushang murmured.
"Well, enjoy your relaxation. I’m going to take a quick shower." Ren Yuege skipped away, her body feeling incredibly light.
When they’d first come back, both sisters’ legs had felt like lead.
Now? Weightless.
……
Cao Cheng didn’t make any unnecessary moves.
He followed the meridians, pressed the right acupoints—the effect was outstanding.
Ren Yushang fell asleep.
Right there on the sofa, her legs still resting on Cao Cheng’s lap.
Fresh out of the shower, she was already in a state of deep comfort. Add in the grandmaster-level techniques, and within three minutes, she was out cold.
No more emotional points.
Cao Cheng wanted to slap himself.
Shouldn’t have upgraded TCM.
Falling asleep? Seriously?
Only 300 points total?
But,
Young Master Cao wasn’t that greedy.
Today’s haul was already impressive.
[Emotional Points]: 5,021!
The system had only upgraded a little over a day ago.
This collection speed left even Cao Cheng stunned.
Too insane.
Two more days like this, and he’d absolutely have enough for a 100-draw. That meant at least two diamond treasure chests.
Now that the system had upgraded, treasure chests could also be fused.
A 100-draw guaranteed ten gold chests, with luck maybe even a dozen.
And ten gold chests could be fused into one diamond.
Plus, the 100-draw itself guaranteed one diamond.
So,
From now on, every 100-draw meant at least two diamond chests.
And with all the leftover iron, bronze, and silver chests?
After a few more 100-draws, he could fuse those into another diamond.
Life’s looking brighter by the day!
……
About twenty minutes later,
Ren Yuege came out.
The living room was empty except for Ren Yushang, asleep on the sofa under a light blanket.
Knock knock knock—
She gently tapped on Cao Cheng’s door and found him at his desk, browsing a forum on his computer.
Ren Yuege, uncharacteristically soft-spoken, asked, "What happened to Third Sister?"
"Probably exhausted. She fell asleep after just a few minutes—deep sleep. She’s been out for twenty now. Probably should wake her; her hair’s still wet. Sleeping like that could give her a cold."
Ren Yuege nodded. "Didn’t expect you to be so skilled. I hereby appoint you as my personal TCM specialist."
"Call me ‘brother.’"
"Pfft. In your dreams." Ren Yuege snorted and turned to leave.
Cao Cheng chuckled and went back to his online flame war.
Motherf—er, I’ve got five million in capital. If I say it’s a bull market, it’s a bull market. You wanna argue? Show me your funds. If you’ve got less than me, shut the f—k up, you dumb—ss…
Cao Cheng specifically targeted the foul-mouthed trolls, harvesting emotions as he went.
Especially those from his home province—he went straight for their ancestors’ graves.
Ah, the good old days. You could curse freely online, no filters. Twenty years from now, even "holy crap" would get blocked.
Better curse while I can.
In a few years, it’ll be too late.
……
"Huh…?"
Ren Yushang woke up, momentarily disoriented.
Then it all came back.
She’d actually fallen asleep.
The massage had been that good.
But…
It was a little embarrassing.
Ren Yushang’s face flushed. "I fell asleep?"
"Exactly. You were in such a deep sleep, I had to call you several times before you woke up. You’ve always been a light sleeper before," Ren Yuege said.
Ren Yushang asked, "How long did I sleep?"
"About twenty minutes, according to that bratty little brother of yours."
Ren Yushang felt remarkably refreshed. Though the nap had only lasted twenty minutes, it felt like she could go out and hike another full day without breaking a sweat.
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