"I know it's you, what's up? It's so late—weren’t you supposed to be livestreaming? Done already?" the voice on the other end asked.
The livestream chat was relatively quiet at the moment, except for the occasional flood of comments like "Captain Lan! Captain Lan! We love you, Captain Lan!"
Even though Ye Lan couldn’t see them, that didn’t stop her fans from spamming the chat.
Yang Laoliu shook her head. "Not done yet. But a package just arrived, and I haven’t opened it yet. Judging by the packaging, it looks like a gaming helmet. The fans thought I was lying—"
Before Yang Laoliu could finish explaining, Ye Lan cut in, "Your helmet arrived?"
"No, I don’t have a helmet," Yang Laoliu said, exasperated.
Ye Lan chuckled. "You don’t, but the company does. Fourth Sister applied for them—all nine of us got one. Mine’s probably still on the way; it should arrive tomorrow."
"..."
Yang Laoliu was stunned. "How come I never heard about this?"
Ye Lan laughed. "I only found out recently and wanted to surprise you guys. You’ve been complaining nonstop about how you couldn’t buy one or win one in the lottery, right? So I brought it up with Boss Cao and Fourth Sister. Fourth Sister approved it—she’s giving each of you one as a little farewell gift."
"..."
"..."
The livestream chat froze for a second.
Then, it exploded.
"Fourth Sister is seriously the best. How can a boss be this amazing?"
"I love Fourth Sister."
"Fourth Sister is unbeatable."
"Fourth Sister is so generous—giving away nine just like that. At the current market price..."
"Generous? It’s just their own company’s product. They’re probably giving them away at cost."
"Hey, naysayer, why don’t you go play somewhere else? Stop whining. ‘At cost’? Would your boss just hand out company products for free? And with how scarce these are right now, wouldn’t selling them make more sense?"
"Exactly. The fact that Fourth Sister even remembered the girls is already amazing. She manages the whole company—she’s got so many artists under her..."
"Besides thanking Fourth Sister, don’t you think Captain Lan is awesome too?"
"Right, right! Captain Lan is the best—she actually went and asked Boss Cao and Fourth Sister directly."
"Class President for a reason."
"Class President for a reason."
"Class President for a..."
The chat started spamming.
"Heh heh heh..."
Yang Laoliu suddenly grinned mischievously. "Alright, I won’t say anything else. Let’s keep it a surprise for the others. Thanks, Captain."
"Go back to your livestream. I just finished my training—gonna go shower."
"Got it, Captain. Bye!"
After hanging up, Yang Laoliu smirked at the camera. "See, fam? I wasn’t lying. Fourth Sister gave these away for free— Wait, what do you mean ‘lazy’?"
She rolled her eyes.
These fans changed their tune every second.
Now the chat was flooded with comments about how Ye Lan, as both captain and class president, was so diligent—she’d just finished her training.
Meanwhile, Yang Laoliu was just sitting there giggling...
A wave of fans started teasing her for slacking off.
She was already the weakest in the group, and here she was, not even trying.
Of course, it was all in good fun.
Yang Laoliu had high EQ and knew that, but she still feigned annoyance. "Whose fans are you guys, anyway? So what if I slack off a little? I’ve been grinding nonstop on shows—can’t I have some fun? I don’t care... You all owe me an apology."
"What?"
"An apology? Dream on, Yang Laoliu."
"You’re the poster child for slacking."
"Yup. If you weren’t the Lucky Fish, what else would you even be?"
"..."
The two sides went back and forth, bickering for a while until someone in the chat shouted about unboxing the package.
Yang Laoliu knew how to play along.
She kept teasing the fans, refusing to open it just to mess with them.
But eventually, she gave in and started the unboxing live.
The process went smoothly.
After all, Yang Laoliu had watched plenty of unboxing videos herself.
As she carefully peeled back the packaging, she muttered, "You have no idea how many unboxing videos I’ve watched online. I was so jealous."
"I kept thinking, if I ever won one or got picked in a lottery, I’d definitely film my own unboxing."
"And now, fam, my dream’s come true."
"Honestly, I’m super excited right now, but I’m trying not to show it. I’m scared—"
Here, she suddenly glared at the camera.
"—scared that antis will clip this. You haters, hmph!"
"..."
"..."
The chat was speechless.
One fan typed, "That face is way more clip-worthy, though."
"I give up. She’s lost it."
"HAHAHAHA—her gums are showing from grinning so hard! HAHAHA!"
...
The unboxing continued.
"Whoa~~"
The moment she saw the helmet, Yang Laoliu gasped.
She lifted it out gently.
It was the same helmet as everyone else’s...
But this one had her name on it.
Laser-engraved, sleek and shiny.
A custom helmet!
The fans instantly erupted in envy.
"What kind of legendary boss is this?!"
"Personalized helmet!"
"Damn... If Yang Laoliu signs this too, it’d sell for a fortune to fans."
"Seriously. Even though it’s customized, it’s still meaningful."
"I’ve never heard of anyone getting a personalized helmet before."
"Boss Cao and Fourth Sister treat their artists so well."
"Hey, check Little Zifeng’s post—she got one too, with her name on it..."
"No way. Are they giving one to every artist?"
"That’s just unfair. We can’t even buy or win one, and they’re handing them out internally?"
"Stop complaining. How many can they even give away? There are only so many artists. The real highlight is the name—it’s exclusive."
"I wanna work at Miracle so bad. Sigh. I’m not even asking for much—just let me be an artist."
"Yeah, keep dreaming."
...
...
The news spread like wildfire.
Most reactions were pure envy.
There wasn’t much backlash, since it was just internal gifting to their own artists. What could anyone even say?
Miracle Group soon issued an official statement, and major platforms followed suit with announcements.
Ten days later.
The second batch of 500,000 helmets opened for pre-order.
Still lottery-based.
But this time, the number of participants was bound to skyrocket. The resale value had hit insane levels, attracting not just fans and buyers but also waves of scalpers from other circles.
Meanwhile, fans were busy recruiting every family member and friend with a phone.
Everyone was joining the lottery.
They could play together—or if someone wasn’t interested, they could at least make some cash reselling.
After all, the lottery was free. One entry per ID.
No one would pass up the chance.
This thing was only going to get more valuable. Breaking 500,000 per unit? Not even a stretch.
Oh, and one more thing.
There was another announcement: the first batch of gaming pods was coming.
One thousand units up for pre-order.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
