Cao Cheng had a good night's sleep.
10 AM.
Another new day in the life of a rich second-generation heir.
Bliss!
With the New Year approaching, everyone seemed busy.
Big Sis—well, she never took a day off. She was sick.
Not in a derogatory way.
The more you got to know her, the more you realized she had issues.
Whether it was depression or not remained to be seen—that required a proper diagnosis.
But one thing was certain: kids from single-parent households weren’t exactly normal.
Including Cao Cheng himself—he was just too handsome, wealthy, and energetic.
Sigh.
That’s how things were these days. Who could claim to be truly healthy in mind, body, and soul?
In a few years, it’d get worse—the entire livestreaming industry would be sick.
Whatever.
As long as it wasn’t fatal, it was fine.
…
Cao Cheng didn’t bother with the entertainment company’s affairs either.
He left them to Fourth Sis to handle.
People, after all,
Had to learn and grow.
Look at Third Sis—her company was thriving, smooth sailing without a hitch.
As twins, Fourth Sis couldn’t possibly lag behind Third Sis, could she?
By delegating power to her, Cao Cheng showed his utmost trust.
The next two days,
Cao Cheng didn’t see Second Sis.
She claimed to be busy.
But Young Master Cao suspected she just didn’t dare come back.
Who knew?
In the blink of an eye, three days passed, and Cao Cheng ran into Wang Haodong again.
Wang Haodong and his father came over to deliver gifts.
Just like last year.
After exchanging pleasantries, Old Wang followed his usual script—first belittling his own "useless son," then praising Cao Cheng, and finally gushing about how blessed Mother Ren was.
Lucky words—never got old, no matter how many times you heard them.
The moment Wang Haodong stepped in, his eyes darted around, sneakily searching for Third Sis.
Then,
He sidled up to Cao Cheng. "Hey, kid, where’s Yu Shang? Heh heh heh…"
Instead of answering, Cao Cheng feigned surprise. "Wait, your front teeth—they don’t match the color of the others. Did they fade?"
[Ding~ Negative emotions +2002!]
This little punk.
Bringing up his sore spot right off the bat?
Wang Haodong scowled, waving a hand. "Never mind that. Where’s Yu Shang?"
"Not home."
"Where’d she go?"
"No idea."
"How could you not know?"
"Why should I?"
"Hey, kid, you trying to pick a fight? Believe it or not—"
Mid-threat, Wang Haodong suddenly remembered the butler’s warning when he arrived.
Right, right.
Can’t make an enemy of the little brother-in-law.
Damn it.
Even though this kid pissed him off at first sight,
He’d just have to endure it.
Wang Haodong took a deep breath and forced a grin. "Kid—no, bro, do me a favor?"
"No."
"??"
Wang Haodong was speechless. "I haven’t even said what it is yet."
"Not doing any favors."
"What the— Kid, don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you keep being this difficult, I won’t hold back. Do you even know where you are? This is Zhonghai—my turf. Got it?" Wang Haodong bared his teeth, trying to look menacing.
Cao Cheng remarked, "Your teeth really did fade. Ever thought about getting them recolored?"
"Argh—!"
Wang Haodong’s liver ached from rage. He clenched his fists and swung at the air a few times.
Hitting Cao Cheng? He wouldn’t dare.
But having no outlet for his anger was pure agony.
Until his father’s voice cut in.
"Wang Haodong, what are you doing?"
"Uh—"
Wang Haodong’s expression instantly cleared. "N-nothing, Dad! Just showing my bro some martial arts moves!"
Old Wang glared. "Behave."
"Y-yes, sir!" Wang Haodong nodded obediently.
Then he pulled Cao Cheng aside,
His face full of misery. "Bro, please. I’m begging you."
"No."
"At least let me finish!"
"Fine. Go ahead." Cao Cheng was merciful.
"You know how I feel about Yu Shang. Just take pity on me—put in a good word. I just want to take her out to eat. Deal?" Wang Haodong grinned, oozing sincerity.
"Why don’t you ask her yourself?"
"She won’t answer my calls, and the security at her company won’t let me in. I’m out of options here."
Cao Cheng shook his head. "This isn’t sustainable."
"Tell me about it." Wang Haodong sighed.
Cao Cheng frowned. "Ever thought about pursuing someone else? You’re not short on cash, and you’re… decent-looking—"
"Hold on, bro, that’s not how you compliment someone." Wang Haodong cut in.
"How about ‘a wolf in sheep’s clothing’?"
"…Let’s stick with ‘decent-looking.’"
"Fine." Cao Cheng nodded agreeably. "Look, you’re decent-looking enough. Why fixate on one girl? I refuse to believe there isn’t someone prettier than my Third Sis. My Fourth Sis is just as good, no?"
Wang Haodong sighed wistfully. "You don’t get it. Love isn’t about switching targets on a whim. Loyalty matters. Honestly, women aren’t hard to come by for me, but… there’s only one in my heart."
Cao Cheng deadpanned. "Wait, you call that loyalty? Did your Chinese teacher define it that way?"
Wang Haodong pondered, then declared, "Spiritually, it’s loyalty."
"…"
Cao Cheng chuckled. "The real issue is, my Third Sis doesn’t like you. She prefers guys like me—"
"What?"
"—Slightly more handsome, taller, more talented. Can’t help it. Born this way." Cao Cheng shrugged.
Wang Haodong gnashed his discolored teeth.
"Bro, I’m just asking you to help me set up a meal. Can you give me a straight answer?"
"No."
"Damn it, you little— You’ve been yapping at me this whole time—"
"Calm down. Don’t rush."
Cao Cheng raised a hand. "When it comes to chasing girls, I’ve got some insights. First, you need to figure out why a girl likes—or doesn’t like—you. Makes sense?"
Wang Haodong raised a brow. "Fair point. So why doesn’t your Third Sis like me?"
"Oh, so you do know she doesn’t like you?"
"Obviously." Wang Haodong puffed his chest.
…What was there to be proud of?
Wang Haodong’s face fell. "But I don’t know why, or how to fix it. So I’m just wearing her down. My butler says, ‘Persistence wears down resistance.’ Sounds legit."
Your butler’s got experience, huh.
Cao Cheng smirked. "There’s some truth to it, but not much. That tactic works on average girls. But is my Third Sis average?"
Wang Haodong shook his head firmly. "Nope. That’s why I’m into her."
Cao Cheng clapped. "Exactly. Because she’s extraordinary, you’re just… ordinary."
"???" Wang Haodong was at a loss for words.
The logic was flawless.
Damn—
Cao Cheng straightened. "So you’ve got to change, Ah-Wang."
"Makes sense— Wait, what’d you call me?"
"Ah-Wang. Feels friendlier."
"Good, good. Friendly’s good. Keep going, bro. You’re making a lot of sense."

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!