Say one more word, and I'll self-destruct inside you

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Hearing this, Mini Su Jiu's puffed-up little face turned even redder.

She raised her head, her watery fox eyes filled with a mix of shyness and anger.

"Then... then figure out a way yourself!"

"I already have."

Su Ji looked completely justified.

He leaned in closer, his eyes growing mischievous again as they roamed up and down Mini Su Jiu.

"How about..."

He dragged out his words, a wicked smile appearing on his face.

"Junior Sister, why don't you transform back and help me?"

Mini Su Jiu's body stiffened abruptly.

Her clear eyes widened bit by bit, filled with disbelief.

"What... what nonsense are you spouting! I can't just transform back whenever I want. Entering this state is very troublesome! If I change back, I won't be able to enter this current state again for at least half a month."

"It's fine if you can't change back..." The smile on Su Ji's face didn't fade; it even took on a coaxing tone. "Junior Sister has profound cultivation and many methods. You definitely have a way to help me channel this, right?"

"This is called... prescribing the right medicine for the illness!"

"We are making our final preparations to leave the Great Xia. This is serious business!"

His words were spoken with righteous indignation and impassioned fervor.

Mini Su Jiu was so choked up by his twisted logic that she couldn't speak for a long time.

Her not-so-broad chest heaved violently, and she gritted her silver teeth until they clicked.

She wanted to curse him out.

But she found that she couldn't find a single suitable word in her mind to describe the shamelessness of the man in front of her.

Seeing that she wasn't speaking, Su Ji assumed she had silently agreed.

The smile on his face grew wider, his tone full of anticipation.

"Then let's... begin?"

"In... in your dreams!"

Mini Su Jiu finally squeezed these three words out through her teeth.

She turned around, her back to Su Ji, her two and a half little tails bristling with anger.

"I won't..."

"Sigh." Su Ji suddenly let out a long sigh, his tone full of disappointment and helplessness. "Then forget it."

"Since Junior Sister is unwilling, I won't force you."

"It seems that leaving the Great Xia will have to be planned long-term."

"At worst, the two of us will just be trapped here for the rest of our lives."

"Anyway, with a peerless beauty like Junior Sister accompanying me, I'm not losing out."

"It's just a pity for you, Junior Sister. Bearing the mission of the Nine-Tailed Heavenly Fox clan, yet destined to wither away in this little Acacia Sect..."

These words echoed endlessly in Mini Su Jiu's mind like a demonic voice.

Her bristling tails slowly drooped.

She knew Su Ji was goading her.

But she knew even better that what Su Ji said was the truth.

She took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the shame and humiliation in her heart.

After a long time, she slowly turned around, her little face filled with a desperate resolve.

"You... close your eyes! No peeking!"

Hearing this, Su Ji's eyes instantly lit up.

Without another word, he decisively covered his eyes with his left hand.

He even raised three fingers of his right hand, making a solemn vow.

"I swear, I absolutely will not peek!"

"If you peek, you will..."

"I will be struck by lightning!"

Su Ji rushed to finish the toxic oath.

Anyway, he would be struck by lightning when undergoing his tribulation in the future.

It didn't matter.

Mini Su Jiu: "..."

She hesitated no longer. Taking a deep breath, the palm-sized phantom trembled as it flew toward Su Ji.

Su Ji really didn't peek.

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"Done."

Behind him, that cool aura retreated rapidly, as if granted a general amnesty.

Su Ji turned around.

He saw Mini Su Jiu floating in mid-air. The phantom was much dimmer than before, looking greatly exhausted.

Her little face was so red it was almost bleeding, and her watery eyes were full of grievance, as well as a trace of... relief?

"It's done."

After saying these three words, she stopped looking at Su Ji and transformed into a streak of flowing light.

Su Ji only felt the position of the blood oath warm up slightly, and then, he completely merged with that flowing light.

A strange feeling of connected bloodlines and intertwined souls quietly emerged in his heart.

He cleared his throat and silently chanted in his mind.

"Junior Sister, how does it feel? Are you used to your new home?"

"..."

"Do you need me to help you decorate it?"

"..."

"Su Ji!" A shriek of utter shame and anger sounded in his mind: "If you say one more word, I'll self-destruct inside you!"

Su Ji decisively shut his mouth.

He couldn't gamble on this.

He adjusted his robes.

He reattached the Wind Chanting Sword to his waist.

After doing all this, he raised his head and looked at the distorted void deep within the cave.

On his face, there was no longer the slightest hint of a joking demeanor.

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