"When we first chased him into the street food alley, the garbage truck should have come already. This should also be the time he planned well," Han Fei said.
"He timed it perfectly to wait on the route of the garbage truck," Chen Ke added.
"Then as soon as the garbage truck turned the corner and disappeared from our sight, he took the bag away," another plainclothes officer said.
"And at that moment, the extra thought it was his only chance to prove himself as an actor, so he was running for his life," Han Fei continued.
"And then..."
"We thought we had caught Xu Mo and let our guard down completely, that's how we got delayed," Chen Ke said regretfully.
"Too much time had passed by then."
"Xu Mo had already flown away."
"By the time we chased here, who knows how far Xu Mo had run already."
"We lost this round."
The plainclothes officers all felt extremely frustrated.
Chen Ke smiled wryly, "Well, luckily this is just a TV show. If it were a real crime, we'd have a big headache."
Han Fei shook his head and laughed too, "Now I'm actually looking forward to what this kid will do next."
"He's really a talent!"
"In all my years as a detective, I've never met such a tricky guy."
"When the show is over, we have to catch him and give him a good beating."
"Then make him join the chasing team."
Chen Ke laughed too, "My captain, we can't do that. If he joins the chasing team, there won't be a show to play anymore."
"He'd solve the cases in 5 minutes."
The plainclothes all laughed.
...
After Han Fei's recap, the audience fell silent.
Some understood it this time.
Some still didn't get it.
"Um...still don't understand."
"What does it mean?"
"I don't get it either..."
"Those above, maybe switch to another show."
"Even after explaining it once, some people still don't quite understand."
"Being in it, you can imagine the horror the people involved felt."
"Captain Han Fei realized what was going on so quickly, and recapped it so clearly."
"Too bad Xu Mo is a monster!"
"The program team picked the right person this time."
"The means he used is unimaginable. Does Xu Mo really have a human brain???"
The audience became extremely excited for the show "Eagle Eye Operation".
In the main livestream room, Song Yixue let out an admiring chuckle, "Amazing, amazing."
"No wonder he wanted us to prepare that kind of bag."
"Turns out everything was in preparation for this."
"But there is still one question - why does the man in livestream room 1 occasionally speak?"
"The voice is clearly Xu Mo's voice."
The assistant next to her smiled wryly and shook his head, "I really don't know, could they be on the phone?"
At this time, Xu Mo had reappeared in livestream room 1.
Carrying his travel bag, he returned to the cafe with a bright smile and sat down next to Yang Jingxuan.
He picked up Yang Jingxuan's coffee and took a sip.
"See, I've brought back your money from selling your body. From now on, you're mine, right?"
The audience in livestream room 1 exploded.
"Holy crap, he's back so fast!!"
"The others are still rummaging through trash but Xu Mo is already back!"
"I knew that guy in livestream room 1 wasn't the real Xu Mo!!"
"Damn, this is really amazing. He strolls back leisurely with the bag."
"He even has the leisure to tease Yang Jingxuan."
"Wow, money from selling her body, now the big celebrity belongs to him..."
"If this wasn't a show, Yang Jingxuan would be miserable."
"Yeah, this guy is even more unscrupulous than a criminal, not hiding anything at all."
Yang Jingxuan was feeling bored.
She was shocked to see Xu Mo suddenly return with the travel bag.
Her eyes opened wide.
He really did get the 5 million back in half a day!?
How did he do it?
Is he that capable!?
There was a whole chasing team on the other side, and he was alone.
Yang Jingxuan couldn't wrap her head around it.
She stared blankly at Xu Mo in shock.
Just as she was feeling shocked, Xu Mo plopped down next to her and snatched away her coffee.
She watched as he took a sip.
He even said something about money from selling her body, and that she belonged to him now.
Her pretty face reddened as she quickly grabbed the coffee back from Xu Mo and wiped it.
"Gross! Don't spout nonsense!"
Then she felt her reaction had lost momentum. Her big eyes rolled as she joked,
"If you give me the 5 million, I might consider it."
Xu Mo said, "Then you're thinking too much."
"What makes you think you're more attractive than 5 million?"
Yang Jingxuan was furious. "You!"
"Shameless."
Xu Mo ignored her and patted the back of the man who had kept his back to the camera.
He took out 2,000 yuan from the bag.
"Hey bro, thanks for the hard work today."
"This is your pay!"
The man with his back turned finally showed his face.
It was Donkey Face!!
The audience was smacked by Donkey Face and almost fell over.
"Holy sh*t, what a face!"
"Pfft! That face smacked me!"
"F*ck, I actually thought this guy was Xu Mo the whole afternoon!"
"Xu Mo, you betrayed our feelings!"
"Damn, this is..."
"..."
Although the audience already knew it was a fake Xu Mo, seeing Donkey Face still made them feel awful.
If you use a double, at least find a better looking one!
Is deceiving people really so casual?
...
Donkey Face took the money excitedly.
"Thank you! Thank you director!"
"I will work hard!"
"Um, can I take a picture with Ms. Yang Jingxuan?"
"An autograph works too."
He looked at Yang Jingxuan fervently, obviously her hardcore fan.
Xu Mo shrugged, "You have to ask her."
Donkey Face looked to Yang Jingxuan.
Yang Jingxuan said, "No pictures, but I can sign."
It wasn't that she was stingy, mainly because her status didn't allow it.
After all, Donkey Face was an unknown actor.
It would be troublesome if he used the photo to show off and scam others later.
She had encountered this kind of thing before.
But Donkey Face didn't mind at all, very easily satisfied.
"A signature is great too, great!"
So Yang Jingxuan signed for him. Donkey Face left happily with the signature and money.
Yang Jingxuan arrogantly lifted her chin, "See that? People want my autograph."
"And look at you, what's your attitude?"
Xu Mo said just one sentence to deflate Yang Jingxuan.
"Say one more word, and you'll never have meatballs in your noodles again."
...
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