You Lie to All your little friends

The children have a very simple sense of right and wrong.

Judging whether someone is good or bad is also very simple to them.

Those who look good are good people to those who treat them well.

Those who oppose the good people are bad people!

So it's obvious that Xu Mo, Yang Jingxuan and Zhou Qiaoqiao are good people.

And by that logic, the people who wanted to catch Xu Mo and the others must be bad people.

The little boy held in Xu Mo's arms tilted his head to the side, as if he was thinking about something.

Suddenly, the little boy spoke up.

"We can't just stand by and watch the bad guys catch Brother Handsome and the two pretty sisters! What if we all fight together to drive away the bad guys if they come here?"

The other children also became agitated.

"Yeah, we can't let the bad guys catch Brother Handsome and the pretty sisters!"

"Drive away the bad guys!"

"Protect Brother Handsome and the pretty sisters!"

"..."

The shouts grew louder and louder, echoing throughout the orphanage.

To be honest, Yang Jingxuan and Zhou Qiaoqiao did not expect things to develop in this direction at all.

Just because of a few words from Xu Mo.

The children at the orphanage wanted to help them fight off the bad guys!?

The key is...

The "bad guys" in Xu Mo's mouth were the police!

How could the police be bad guys?

On the contrary, Xu Mo, who was being chased by the police, was the bad guy who had just robbed a bank!

Seeing the strange expressions on Zhou Qiaoqiao and Yang Jingxuan's faces.

The children thought they were afraid.

Especially the little boys, who even started to comfort them now.

"Pretty sister, don't be afraid. We will protect you!"

"That's right, we are men! The teacher said men have to protect girls!"

"Pretty sister, if the bad guys come, you just hide behind us. We won't let them catch you!"

"Pretty sister, you really don't need to be afraid. Even if we can't beat the bad guys, there is still King Kong! King Kong is the dog our teacher keeps, he will help bite the bad guys!"

As he spoke, the little boy went and brought out King Kong.

"King Kong, say hi to the pretty sisters!"

Seeing "King Kong", both Yang Jingxuan and Zhou Qiaoqiao showed a wry smile on their faces.

The "King Kong" the children were referring to

was a Pug.

The thing wasn't even as big as Xu Mo's shoes...

Xu Mo stood aside, smiling at the two of them.

Seeing Xu Mo's smile.

Zhou Qiaoqiao and Yang Jingxuan looked at each other.

They suddenly felt that

Xu Mo did not come with good intentions at all.

It was possible that he just wanted to use the orphanage children to deal with the investigation team.

After all, these children were still young!

Teaching them from a young age that the police were bad guys, was this really okay?

Thinking of this, the two immediately came to Xu Mo's side.

They whispered.

"Xu Mo, how could you even trick little kids!"

"What are you talking about?", Xu Mo righteously said, "When did I trick little kids?"

"You haven't tricked them!?", Yang Jingxuan stared at Xu Mo with wide eyes.

Xu Mo shook his head.

"I didn't trick them. Everything in the world is relative. Let me give you an example. To a whale, an elephant must be small, but to a person, an elephant is very big."

"So is the elephant big or small? It's hard to define, because compared to different reference objects, the elephant can be both big and small."

"To the police, I am a bad guy and they are good guys. But to me, of course the police are bad guys and I am a good guy."

"Is there a problem with that?", Xu Mo spread his hands, "No problem."

Yang Jingxuan's mouth was wide open.

She wanted to refute him several times but didn't know how.

After being stunned for a few seconds.

She glanced at the children and then back at Xu Mo.

"Weren't you planning from the beginning to take advantage of the children's ignorance and kindness to deal with the investigation team? In fact, you didn't have good intentions coming here to donate at all, did you?"

Although Yang Jingxuan didn't know how Xu Mo would use the children to deal with the investigation team.

But she was certain that Xu Mo would definitely use the children to play some kind of trick against the investigation team.

Hearing this, Xu Mo's face stiffened.

"Look at what you're saying, my donation was from the heart, didn't I tell you before, I often donate on Zhifubao, can I lie to you about this? Otherwise shall I show you the payment records of my donations?"

"I don't believe you, show them to me."

What Xu Mo couldn't stand the most due to his bad temper, was people questioning him.

Especially when people questioned him on doing good deeds.

Yang Jingxuan had guessed wrong. In fact, Xu Mo did donate quite often!

"I'll find them to show you right now!"

With that said, Xu Mo opened Zhifubao's payment assistant.

The payment assistant showed the details of each payment.

Transaction time, payment method, transaction counterpart, etc.

Whether there was a donation, and if so, how much was donated, everything was clear at a glance.

If he remembered correctly, earlier this month, he had made a donation.

The payment assistant would prove his innocence!

However, as soon as Xu Mo opened the payment assistant,

he suddenly thought of a problem.

This was a parallel world, and his soul had transmigrated here...

In his original world, he did have the habit of donating regularly.

But whether the parallel world version of him had this habit was hard to say!

Xu Mo suddenly regretted opening his big mouth.

Why did he have to show anything?

What if there was no record of donations, wouldn't that be embarrassing?

And because he had acted hastily, the payment assistant interface had already opened.

It was too late for regrets now...

Xu Mo could only pin his hopes on the parallel world version of himself being a good person.

I hope he had made donations too.

Even if it was just donating a couple of eggs earned from doing tasks, that would be fine!

However, at a glance.

Xu Mo's heart sank.

It seemed that his parallel world self was not a very good person at all!!

The observant Zhou Qiaoqiao had already discovered the problem.

She could clearly see that.

Xu Mo's most recent payment items were all exactly the same.

The transaction counterpart was also the same.

The main content was as follows:

【Payment amount: 998

Transaction counterpart: Heaven and Earth Clubhouse

Product description: Head massage】

A 998 yuan head massage package from a clubhouse... If she guessed correctly, the head referred to should be the little head, right?

Yang Jingxuan and Zhou Qiaoqiao looked at Xu Mo's phone, then back at Xu Mo, and chose to remain silent.

Yang Jingxuan even noticed the transaction time.

The time of the most recent transaction was the day before Xu Mo was forced to participate in the show, wasn't it?

Seeing their looks.

Xu Mo's face showed a wry smile.

"It's not what you think..."

Such an explanation seemed extremely pale and weak.

But Xu Mo didn't know how else to explain it either.

Should he say that his soul had transmigrated to a parallel world?

No one would probably believe that!

They might even think he was mentally ill.

After the live stream viewers saw so many transactions of Xu Mo's through the camera on Yang Jingxuan's collar, they were all excited.

"666666 Xu Mo is awesome!"

"Um, a friend wants to ask where is Heaven and Earth Clubhouse?"

"Is this 998 yuan head massage package legit? Which head are they massaging?"

"..."

......

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That's all for today folks, good night!

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