The electronic alarm clock had just started ringing when the bomb disposal expert turned it off: "This ringtone is pretty unlucky..."
The danger had been eliminated.
And currently, no injuries were discovered.
Therefore, most of the police officers who had participated in this operation went back to the police station.
Only a few officers stayed behind to wrap things up.
Because the time bomb was fake.
So naturally, the police officers also removed the security cordon they had set up earlier.
As the security cordon was removed,
a man in white approached the police officer.
The security cordon was too far from the bank.
The man in white did not clearly see what was in the bomb disposal expert's hands.
He still thought that was what the time bomb looked like after being dismantled.
"Uncle police officer, I just saw...the bomb was dismantled, right?"
The police officer hesitated for two seconds before deciding not to tell the truth.
Instead, he told a little lie: "Yes, our bomb disposal expert has dismantled the bomb."
It wasn't that the police officer wanted to deceive him.
Mainly because if he were to tell this person that it was actually a fake bomb,
it might upset him emotionally.
After all, being scared by someone with a fake bomb into squatting motionless on the ground was quite embarrassing.
"As long as it's dismantled...", the man in white breathed a sigh of relief, then said, "Uncle police officer, I want to report an incident to you. My car was also hijacked by that robber! What do you usually do in this kind of situation? Can I get my car back?"
The police officer looked at this man in white with surprise.
He thought to himself that it was good he didn't tell this person that the bomb was fake.
Being frightened by a fake bomb into squatting motionless on the ground, and having one's car hijacked...
If one didn't know that was a fake bomb, that was fine.
But once one knew, one would probably be furious enough for one's blood pressure to rise.
After a pause, the police officer replied,
"The car can definitely be retrieved. Please leave a phone number with us, as well as the license plate number, and best if you can provide the vehicle registration document. We'll contact you as soon as we locate the car."
"It really can be found?!" The man in white's tone was filled with surprise.
The police officer nodded. "Of course."
If it had been someone else who hijacked the car, the police officer wouldn't dare to guarantee being able to retrieve the car.
But the hijacker was [Xu Mo], so he dared to guarantee it.
In fact, the police might not even need to go to great efforts to find the car.
[Xu Mo] would naturally find a way to return the car.
The police officer was so certain because not long ago, after [Xu Mo] drove away a police car, he returned the car to the traffic police unit after not too long...
This incident was the talk of the town among the police officers.
Although the way the car was returned was a bit damaging.
But he did return the car after all.
He could still be considered a five-star good citizen!
...
In the car.
[Yang Jingxuan] was counting on her fingers.
"Extortion, hijacking a plane, prison break, bank robbery...[Xu Mo]! We're committing bigger and bigger crimes! What are we going to do next?"
"What you said...", [Xu Mo]'s face darkened. "It's as if I'm really some heinous criminal."
[Yang Jingxuan] stuck out her tongue and murmured softly,
"Anyway, since I met you, you haven't done a single good deed..."
[Xu Mo]: "......"
Damn, that made a lot of sense!
He wanted to refute it.
But he really couldn't think of a counterargument at that moment.
When he thought about it carefully, ever since he was forced to participate in this show,
he seemed to really not have done a single good deed.
What he had done was basically all kinds of illegal and non-compliant bad things.
"So...what are we going to do next? Based on past patterns, are we going to pull an even bigger heist? ", [Zhou Qiaoqiao] smiled and stared at [Xu Mo].
[Xu Mo]'s gaze swept past the gold bars in the car.
He had already decided what to do next.
After a pause, [Xu Mo] said,
"Let's not engage in those illegal activities for now. Let's do a good deed."
Upon hearing these words, the livestream viewers thought there was something wrong with their ears.
"WTF? [Xu Mo] is going to do a good deed?"
"Holy crap? You guys heard it too right, I thought there was something wrong with my ears."
"I suddenly feel that for [Xu Mo], abiding by laws and regulations would already be the biggest good deed he can do."
"I f*cking know what [Xu Mo] is going to do! A good deed...isn't he going to fund fallen women?!"
"Holy sh*t, I often provide funding for fallen women, giving 500-800 each time I go."
"So, uh...my friend wants to ask where he can find these fallen women in need of funding?"
"??? And you guys call this a good deed?!"
It wasn't just the livestream viewers who thought there was something wrong with their ears.
[Yang Jingxuan] and [Zhou Qiaoqiao] also thought so.
They said in unison,
"Do a good deed? What good deed?"
[Xu Mo] smiled mysteriously without explaining.
Instead, he pressed the voice recognition button to the right of the steering wheel and said,
"Navigate to the nearest welfare home."
"The nearest clubhouse has been found - Qi Clubhouse, navigating route for you now, total distance 4.7 km..."
[Xu Mo]: "???"
[Yang Jingxuan]: "???"
[Zhou Qiaoqiao]: "???"
This was a BMW, not a Cadillac right?!
How was the navigation so messed up?
Asked it to navigate to the nearest welfare home.
But the voice assistant recognized it as a clubhouse instead?
Was it the car's problem or the owner's good training?!
"Navigate to the nearest welfare home!"
"The nearest bathhouse has been found - Shallow Deep, navigating route for you now, total distance 5.4 km..."
[Xu Mo]: "???"
[Yang Jingxuan]: "???"
[Zhou Qiaoqiao]: "???"
Holy crap, looks like the title of Bath King's Cadillac has to be relinquished to BMW!
The livestream viewers also erupted.
"It still has to be BMW! Luxury cars really are different!"
"Buy buy buy! Swipe card, swiping right now!"
"Bros, now you know which car to buy right?"
"What model is this car, 535? I'm going to the 4S dealership right now to see the cars!"
"..."
"F*ck...", [Xu Mo] sighed.
He decided not to rely on this unreliable navigation.
Instead, he took out his phone
to navigate using his phone.
"Are you going to the welfare home to donate money?", [Zhou Qiaoqiao] asked.
[Xu Mo] nodded.
"Yeah, I had the habit of donating before, it's just I didn't have much money then so I donated less. Now that I have more money I can donate more. I plan to donate one gold bar. We can also stay at the welfare home for a few days to recover."
At the show's backstage.
Upon hearing these words, [Song Yixue]'s entire body felt unwell.
Donate one gold bar to the welfare home?
It should be known that according to the agreement, [Xu Mo] would have to take money out of the show's pocket for everything he robbed from the bank this time.
In other words.
If [Xu Mo] donated one gold bar to the welfare home, he would be spending the show's money!
F*ck!
Funding the children at the welfare home using the show's money?! In [Xu Mo]'s name??!
So [Xu Mo] would do the good deed, but the show has to foot the bill?
You're amazing!
So high and mighty!
......
......
Okay okay, that's it for now, good night brothers and sisters!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
