Eyes Will, Hands: You Fart

Have you learned it?

Can you really learn this stuff just by looking at it once?

Zhou Qiaoqiao thought to herself that Xu Mo was perhaps overestimating himself.

"I...got the theory, but my hands aren't very skilled yet."

Xu Mo: "..."

Why didn't you just say you don't know how!

Fine, that was a waste of teaching.

Seeing that he hadn't managed to teach Zhou Qiaoqiao.

Xu Mo simply didn't expect Zhou Qiaoqiao to try to lighten his burden.

Instead, he planned to complete all the upcoming operations himself.

The results of the first round of testing had already come out.

The kinds of banks that the police could arrive at within 10 minutes after receiving an alarm call.

Xu Mo had all crossed off his shortlist.

It was really because that amount of time was too short to get anything done.

As for banks that took longer for the police to arrive at.

Xu Mo had specially marked those out.

Planning to keep testing multiple times to get the most accurate arrival time.

...

Because Xu Mo had practically broken into the security systems of all Hang City's larger banks and falsely triggered the alarm through the security system.

This resulted in police officers in all of Hang City's big and small precincts being busy and frantic.

After all, these were alarms from the banks.

When the police received alarms from bank security systems, they had to arrive as quickly as possible.

Not even a minute could be delayed.

Yet what perplexed them the most was that there weren't any robbers in the banks!

At first, when the police saw no one was robbing the banks, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

Thinking that the alarms they received were just tellers accidentally pressing the alarm button.

But when the police told the tellers to be more careful, and not to randomly press that alarm button again.

The tellers adamantly claimed: "Impossible, we've received professional training, we absolutely won't make such a low-level mistake, we can guarantee we did not touch the alarm button."

Such a scene played out in practically every bank.

All the police who had rushed over after receiving an alarm.

Were completely bewildered.

Didn't press it?

How could that be, they really did receive an alarm from the bank!

After confirming over and over, even checking the bank's surveillance footage.

The result was exactly the same as what the tellers said.

During the time period when the police received the alarm, the tellers truly did not touch that alarm button.

The police reported this matter layer by layer up the chain of command.

At Hang City Police Headquarters.

When Director Wang received the reports submitted up by the precincts in each jurisdiction.

His face turned green with anger.

With all the information gathered together.

He didn't even need to guess to know this was another of Xu Mo's tricks.

But what confused him was.

Was Xu Mo really so stuffed full he was belching?

The show told you to test bank security, testing one bank would have been enough!

What was the point of hacking into every bank's security system and triggering false alarms?

Testing just one bank was fine, they didn't tell you to test them all!

"Bang.", Director Wang pounded the table.

Gritting his teeth, he said: "That little punk."

But angry as he was, he still had no way to deal with Xu Mo.

Because he had also received a call from that VIP.

The VIP said he just wanted to test the security of the banks.

If there really were any security loopholes, it would be good to improve them.

The only thing Director Wang could do now was join forces with the tracking team to stop Xu Mo from robbing a bank.

After sighing,

he decided to call Han Fei to tell him about the current situation.

Behind the scenes of the show.

After listening to Xu Mo's plan, Song Yixue typed up everything Xu Mo said on her phone, edited it into a message, and sent it to Han Fei.

Afraid that Xu Mo's scheme might really work.

After all, if Xu Mo could really hijack an armored car, the show would have to pay for that money.

The show's money didn't just blow in with the wind either.

An armored car fully loaded, must have at least millions inside.

They had already given Xu Mo 10 million earlier.

Giving another 10 million now, where could they stand to do that!

After Han Fei received the message Song Yixue sent.

He didn't read through it himself first, but instead said to the three people beside him right away.

"Come take a look at this."

After reading Xu Mo's plan.

The four tracking team members were speechless.

Chen Ke was the first to speak.

"The wolf's coming... this plan looks pretty perfect at first glance, but it's full of holes, especially the part about hacking into the bank security systems, can Xu Mo do that?"

After him, Li Chen also gave his opinion.

"That's right, Xu Mo is just an ordinary office worker, a corporate slave, this kid at best can hack surveillance cameras, he actually thinks he can hack into a bank's security system? Dream on!"

Han Fei didn't say anything, but lit a cigarette instead.

What Chen Ke and Li Chen said was right.

Han Fei also didn't believe Xu Mo had the ability to break into a bank's security system.

Xu Mo being able to hack surveillance was already very shocking to them.

But Han Fei was also very clear that someone like Xu Mo would definitely not fight a battle he wasn't prepared for.

So Han Fei always felt there was something off about Xu Mo's plan.

After exhaling a mouthful of smoke, Han Fei slowly said:

"I always feel like there's a problem with Xu Mo's plan, could this be intentionally used to mislead us? I also don't think he has the ability to breach bank security systems."

Chen Ke, Li Chen, and Shen Manni all looked towards Han Fei.

Shen Manni also spoke up at this time.

"You're right, there must be a problem with this plan, someone like Xu Mo would never make a plan he couldn't complete. I also feel he doesn't have the skills to breach bank security systems, this plan must be a trap, he wants to mislead us through the show crew."

Just after she finished speaking.

Han Fei's phone rang.

The caller was precisely Director Wang.

Han Fei immediately picked up.

Because he felt the call from Director Wang might be useful, he deliberately turned on the speakerphone.

To let everyone listen together.

"Hello, Old Wang, what's up?"

Director Wang didn't waste any time on pleasantries.

But directly got to the point:

"Xu Mo just broke into the security systems of all Hang City's larger banks and triggered false alarms through the security systems. But when we police arrived at the banks, we didn't find anyone robbing the banks. I feel like Xu Mo has some plan, you know Xu Mo better, can you help analyze it."

Upon hearing these words.

The four tracking team members were stunned.

Xu Mo really broke into the bank security systems??

This slap in the face came so suddenly.

Just one second ago, they were discussing how Xu Mo couldn't possibly breach bank security systems.

Who knew Xu Mo would immediately prove himself.

He actually broke in!

Seeing this scene, the viewers all laughed.

"Hahahaha got slapped in the face right, who said Xu Mo couldn't breach bank security systems?"

"Look at Chen Ke's mouth, it's opened wide enough to fit a fist in there."

"Huge social death moment hahahaha."

...

"Old Han, Old Han are you listening?"

Only then did Han Fei regain his senses.

"You're saying Xu Mo did this?"

"It has to be him, there's no doubt about it", Director Wang replied: "I checked on that helper the show assigned to Xu Mo, she's also a hacker, but she can't breach bank security systems. This must have been done by Xu Mo. Tell me, can you guess what Xu Mo is planning to do next?"

Hearing this.

The four tracking team members exchanged glances.

They all thought of that 'wolf coming' plan of Xu Mo's that Song Yixue had sent over.

Earlier they didn't believe that plan.

Because they didn't think Xu Mo had the ability to breach bank security systems.

But now it seems.

That plan was likely real.

"I'm coming to the station now to discuss face-to-face after we meet up!"

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