"Today, I'm taking my elder brother with me. Let’s see who dares to stop me!"
"Master, please stay safe. I’ll be back soon."
"Sir, let’s elope right now!"
"The situation is too chaotic. Please take shelter in my arms, Master."
"Brave Servia, charging forth!"
...
Xu Xi experienced an absurd and bizarre New Year's Eve.
The scene was utter chaos.
It could only be described as a battle of the supreme gods.
Fortunately, Xu Xi intervened in time, putting an end to the farce and forbidding the girls from fighting.
"No sparring either," Xu Xi added.
At the same time, he flicked Ying Xue’s forehead, stopping her attempt to drag him into eloping.
And so,
the farcical New Year's Eve came to an end.
Everyone returned to their own rooms.
The next day, the sun shone brightly, and the sky was crystal clear. On the first day of the new year, the courtyard was serene and picturesque.
The flowers remained unchanged.
The pond remained unchanged.
Only Xu Xi’s life had undergone a dramatic transformation.
Some things, once spoken, could never return to the quiet of before.
The emotions contained within those words permeated every corner of daily life, making them impossible for Xu Xi to ignore.
Whether it was intimate dates,
or shy moments alone together.
The feelings expressed were unmistakable—too obvious to overlook.
And Xu Xi was utterly defenseless against them.
"Brother, let’s go on a date."
"A date?"
"Yes, a date!"
No longer did his sister make excuses as she once had. Now, she stated her intentions outright.
Smiling, she took Xu Xi’s hand,
interlacing their fingers, pressing their palms together.
...
"Master, the last kiss was too quick. I didn’t really feel it. Can we try again?"
"..."
The sorceress was studious, earnestly seeking Xu Xi’s guidance.
Xu Xi was left speechless.
Once, he had hoped she would develop her own thoughts and act on them with courage.
But he never imagined it would manifest like this.
...
"Sir, are we really not going to elope?"
"Ying Xue, that’s not something we can do."
Xu Xi sat by the pond, fishing.
Ying Xue lay with her head in his lap, murmuring incessantly about her unfulfilled dream of eloping.
But as she murmured,
she gradually drifted off to sleep.
Xu Xi draped a small blanket over her.
...
"Master, have you given any thought to the household registration matter?"
"Or perhaps you’d prefer to get the marriage certificate first?"
Bending gracefully, tray in hand,
Ailei stood poised under the sunlight, her delicate face feigning innocence.
"Is there a third option?" Xu Xi asked curiously.
"There is," Ailei pointed to her cheek, enunciating each word with utmost seriousness. "Please give me a kiss."
The mechanized maid couldn’t bear it.
She refused to fall behind the sorceress.
She could accept losing to others—but never to her.
...
"Great Sorcerer, am I troubling you too much?"
"Not at all, Servia."
The brave warrior had a wish—
not the heroic dream of saving the world,
but something simple, something any ordinary girl might yearn for.
"Click—"
With the sound of the shutter,
Xu Xi and Servia took a photo together, standing close, each wearing a ring of similar color on their left ring finger.
"Thank you, Great Sorcerer."
Servia was overjoyed.
She held the photo up to the sunlight, gazing at it again and again.
Time flowed like a river,
silent and unceasing.
By the time winter had fully passed,
and the ice and snow had melted away in the spring breeze,
Xu Xi finally snapped out of his daze, realizing that his relationships with the five girls had grown increasingly intimate, leading him toward a future he had never envisioned.
No matter how oblivious one might be,
no matter how clueless about emotions,
it was impossible not to feel the intensity of their affection.
"If I told my past self about today’s events, he’d never believe it, no matter what."
Gazing up at the sky,
the golden outline of the sun reflected in Xu Xi’s eyes.
Lost in thought, he sighed.
His sister, the sorceress, the noble lady, the mechanized maid, the brave warrior—
five girls, five supreme beings.
Their love was laid bare before him, like answers spread across a desk, waiting for his perusal.
If he wished, he could respond with a perfect score in an instant.
Yet Xu Xi still hesitated.
He lowered his head, watching the flow of magic in his palm, the gathering of qi and elements swirling into a tiny vortex. "Will life remain this peaceful in the future?"
Xu Xi worried.
Over time, conflicts might arise among the five girls—after all, love was selfish. If given the choice, none would willingly share.
When that time came, someone would inevitably be hurt.
"Brother, you’re overthinking things again."
A voice came from behind.
A girl sat down beside Xu Xi, swinging her legs gently. "Brother always worries about unnecessary things. But the truth is, none of us want to leave you."

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

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young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!