Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey seemed to have caught a lifesaver, trembling with excitement.
What was this? This was called walking right into a trap!
"Principal! Principal!" Zhao Lei, as if pumped full of adrenaline, pointed a trembling finger at Chen Zhi. His voice was filled with extreme excitement. "Look at him! Look at the two of them! This is ironclad proof! Now you can't say I'm just chasing shadows!"
Skinny Monkey chimed in, "Yeah, Principal, they're hugging! If this goes unpunished, then what's the point of the school rules!"
The two of them looked at Principal Wang with hope, waiting for his thunderous wrath to descend upon Chen Zhi.
The principal frowned and turned his head, following the direction they were pointing.
In his line of sight, Chen Zhi's electric scooter happened to be driving past the security guard's booth.
Chen Zhi seemed to notice the commotion over there too. He squeezed the brakes slightly, supported himself with his long legs, and stopped less than two meters away from the principal.
"Yo, Principal Wang, you haven't gotten off work yet?" Chen Zhi greeted with a cheeky smile. "What did these two guys do? They look familiar."
Lin Wanwan poked her small head out from behind Chen Zhi, blinked her big eyes, and called out obediently, "Hello, Principal."
This "Hello, Principal" was so sweet and crisp that it could melt anyone's heart.
Principal Wang's gaze lingered on the two of them for two seconds. Especially when he saw Lin Wanwan's hands tightly wrapped around Chen Zhi's waist, the corner of his eye twitched slightly.
Zhao Lei held his breath, his heart pounding wildly. Scold him! Hurry up and scold him! Expel him!
However, the next second, Principal Wang turned his head, and his expression instantly switched from the gentle elder facing Chen Zhi back to the King of Hell mode.
He roared at Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey, "What are you looking at! Still not behaving! They are doing that for safety! There are so many people after school, what if she falls because she isn't holding on tight? Can you two have healthier thoughts!"
"???"
Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey's expressions instantly cracked.
For safety?
The hell it was for safety!
Who rubs their face against someone's back for safety! Who smiles so sweetly for safety!
"No, Principal..." Zhao Lei felt his worldview collapsing. "That's puppy love! Didn't you just say..."
"What did I say?" Principal Wang glared, full of imposing manner. "Chen Zhi is the top scorer of the high school entrance exam, and he ranked first in the grade in this week's test. His mind is all on his studies! Unlike you two, who fool around all day and act like spies watching your classmates! Do you still want to go home today?"
Chen Zhi almost laughed out loud listening from the side. This Old Wang was being too obvious about protecting his own. Was this the privilege of a top student? He loved it.
He sighed deliberately, looking heartbroken. "Alas, students nowadays are just too jealous. Principal, please calm down, don't ruin your health over this. We'll be leaving first, we still have to go back and review our lessons."
After saying that, Chen Zhi twisted the throttle.
"Sit tight, Wanwan."
"Mhm!" Lin Wanwan replied sweetly, not forgetting to turn around and make a face at the dumbfounded Zhao Lei.
The little electric scooter shot out with a "whoosh", leaving only its taillights visible.
Principal Wang watched their backs disappear around the corner, turned his head, and gave the two petrified boys another severe scolding. "Look at them! Even after school, they know to race against time to go home and study! What about you? Call your parents in tomorrow! You must reflect deeply on this!"
"I..." Zhao Lei opened his mouth, only feeling as if something was blocking his throat, unable to utter a single word.
Skinny Monkey looked even more desperate. His phone was confiscated, the photos were deleted, and he even had to call his parents.
The surrounding students cast sympathetic glances at them.
Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey stood rooted to the spot, looking at the golden signboard of "Jiangcheng First Middle School" shining in the setting sun.
The sunset that was golden just a moment ago rapidly lost its color in their eyes.
Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey exchanged a glance, both seeing a deep sense of powerlessness in each other's eyes.
The sky over Jiangcheng First Middle School had turned dark.
Zhao Lei looked in the direction Chen Zhi had disappeared and muttered to himself:
"In this world... is there still justice?"
"Is there still law?"
...
The next day.
The door to the Student Union office was pushed open.
Chen Zhi looked down and adjusted the armband on his left arm, which had the word "Discipline" printed on it.
He reached out and gently smoothed the wrinkles on the armband, his movements as gentle as if he were caressing a lover's face.
Was this the taste of power?
Chen Zhi took a deep breath, the air seemingly filled with a sweet fragrance.
Thinking of Xu Min's expression in the office just now—a look of "I call bullshit" yet having no choice but to stamp his paperwork—Chen Zhi couldn't quite suppress the laughter bubbling in his chest.
"Hehehe."
A villainous cackle echoed in the empty corridor.
Since he had received an imperial decree, he had to do some actual work.
Chen Zhi took out his phone, opened WeChat, and found the chat box with a cat avatar.
[Chen Zhi: Bro, how's the frontline intel? Have those two monkeys respawned their gear yet?]
[Pei Ningxue: ...You mean Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey?]
[Chen Zhi: Yep, who else but those two crouching morons and hidden idiots.]
[Pei Ningxue: They bought them. Zhao Lei bought a secondhand phone, and Skinny Monkey bought another secondhand Android. They're cursing up a storm right now. Why?]
[Chen Zhi: Nothing, just caring about my classmates' communication needs. By the way, hide your phone well, preferably stuff it in your underwear, it's not convenient for me to strip-search you.]
[Pei Ningxue: ??? Get lost!]
Chen Zhi put away his phone, the smile on his face growing even brighter, even carrying a bit of benevolence.
...
Class 10, Grade 10 classroom.
It was currently the break time before the evening self-study session, and the classroom was noisy.
In the corner of the back row, a low-pressure gloom shrouded the Liu Xiaoyan Nice Guy Squad.
Zhao Lei sat on the desk, playing with the secondhand Android phone with a somewhat scratched screen in his hand.
"Damn it, it's all that jinx Chen Zhi's fault!"
Zhao Lei gritted his teeth, jabbing his finger hard at the screen as if it were Chen Zhi's face. "My Fruit X! I just bought it less than half a month ago! It can't even be repaired!"
Beside him, Skinny Monkey also looked utterly depressed, holding a peeling old phone in his hand. It was an eighteenth-hand Android phone he had bought with money he had saved up for a long time.
"Brother Lei, don't even mention it."
Skinny Monkey sniffled, looking wronged. "I'm the miserable one. My phone went straight into the principal's safe. He said he won't return it to me until graduation."
"I can't swallow this anger!"
Zhao Lei slapped his thigh fiercely, but he used too much force. The secondhand Android phone lagged for a moment and then completely froze.
He was so angry that he almost smashed this crappy phone too.
"You have to swallow it even if you can't."
A boy with a face full of acne beside them sighed. He was Zhao Lei's new lackey. "Chen Zhi is the principal's favorite now, and he's the top scorer of the high school entrance exam. How are we supposed to fight him?"
Before he finished speaking, a terrified scream suddenly came from the classroom door.
"Holy shit! The Student Union! Someone is here to check for phones!"
The noisy classroom fell dead silent for a split second, only to erupt into absolute chaos.
The clattering of desks and chairs, the thud of dropping books, and the frantic zipping of bags echoed throughout the room.
Everyone scrambled desperately for cover, stuffing their phones into piles of books, up their sleeves, and even down into their socks and shoes.
Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey were caught off guard as well, frantically searching for a place to stash their brand-new phones.
Before they could manage to hide them, the front door of the classroom was shoved open.
"Freeze! Hands off the desks! Everyone, stand up!"
The stern reprimand brought the entire room to a standstill.
Mr. Li from the Disciplinary Office marched in with a stony expression, wielding a long black device in his hand—a metal detector.
Right behind him trailed a figure that made everyone in the class grit their teeth in sheer hatred.
Wearing a bright red armband on his left arm and carrying a metal detector of his own in his right hand, Chen Zhi swaggered into the room.
He swept his gaze over the panicked students, letting his eyes linger intentionally on Zhao Lei and his crew in the back row for a couple of seconds.
Seeing his former enemies looking as if they had just seen a ghost, Chen Zhi felt an immense sense of satisfaction, as if every pore on his body had opened up in pure bliss.
"Heh heh heh."
Unable to hold it in, he let out another low, eerie chuckle.
Mr. Li glanced back at him, somewhat baffled, but since the student had been sent by the Student Council to assist with the inspection, he refrained from saying anything.
"Everyone, up! Form two lines, step forward for inspection one by one, and then wait out in the hallway!"
Mr. Li waved his hand and issued the command.
Looking utterly devastated, the students of Class Ten stood up, their heads hanging in defeat.
Chen Zhi stood by the door, metal detector in hand.
"Beep—"
"Clear. Next."
"Beep—"
"Coins? Take them out. Next."
Chen Zhi's inspections were completely perfunctory; for most students, he just gave a symbolic wave of the wand.
That was, until Zhao Lei and Skinny Monkey walked up.
Zhao Lei glared daggers at Chen Zhi. If looks could kill, Chen Zhi would have been sliced into a thousand pieces by now.
"What are you looking at? Keep staring and I'll gouge your eyeballs out and pop them like bubble wrap."
Smiling cheerfully, Chen Zhi swept the detector all over him, paying extra special attention to his crotch and chest areas.
"You're abusing your power for a personal grudge!" Zhao Lei growled under his breath.
"I'm just doing my job."
Chen Zhi shrugged. "Now get out of here, stop holding up my work."
Once all the students of Class Ten had been herded out into the hallway, the classroom was left completely empty.

end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.