However, just as Alice introduced herself, Luo Hao's expression turned ugly.
"It is you!"
Luo Hao thought of the time when Gu Xiaoxiao had called her a demoness, saying that anyone who saw her would have their tongues cut out and their eyes gouged out.
The reason she had such a notorious reputation in the first place was entirely due to the idle gossip spread by the Council of Idlers backing this woman.
So, seeing the speaker of this Council of Idlers right in front of her, how could she possibly give her a pleasant look?
The main reason she and Marquis Voban had not wiped out this Council of Idlers before was that they were under the jurisdiction of another Godslayer.
But that did not mean this woman had the right to casually appear before her.
However, before Luo Hao could strike, Chen Changsheng reached out and stopped her.
"I just checked her memories. She and the Council of Idlers behind her are merely curious about what methods I used to conquer a Martial Arts King like yourself. They do not harbor any actual malice."
Chen Changsheng said this while raising an eyebrow at Luo Hao.
"Do not tell me you are interested in her too?"
Luo Hao expressed her dissatisfaction upon hearing Chen Changsheng's words.
Although this woman was beautiful, she was not a powerful fighter, nor was she a member of their group. Chen Changsheng shouldn't be this desperate.
"Of course not. What kind of person do you take me for?"
Chen Changsheng spoke righteously. He raised a hand and pointed at Alice, and a flash of spiritual light shot directly toward her.
Before Alice could even react to what was happening, she felt as if her true body had been struck by an attack. Her spiritual body could no longer sustain itself and slowly began to collapse.
"Little blondie, since you want to see what I am capable of, I will grant your wish. In the future, do not act so recklessly just because you are using a spiritual clone."
Alice only heard these final teasing words before her consciousness blurred.
When she finally came back to her senses, she realized that her consciousness had returned to her true body lying in bed.
At the same time, a severe ache erupted in her abdomen. Accompanied by the intense pain, her lower belly began to rapidly swell.
"Wh-what is going on?"
Alice clutched her stomach in panic, her voice trembling.
What was this feeling?
Her lower belly was expanding at an astonishing rate.
In just a few minutes, she looked as if she were ten months pregnant.
Then, it felt as though a living creature inside her stomach was trying to burst out.
"Just what kind of Authority is this? Why would there be such a perverted Authority?"
Half an hour later, her small face had turned pale from the excruciating pain.
Enduring the agony, Alice was deeply shaken, but soon she felt her swollen belly begin to shrink. The pain was fading, but another strange sensation began to flood her nerves.
The blonde girl, who had previously been bedridden, actually scrambled out of bed with a flushed face and incredible agility, then dashed straight into the bathroom.
"Miss Alice? What is wrong?"
"No! Ericsson! Do not come in!"
"..."
Meanwhile, Chen Changsheng and Luo Hao had already returned to the manor.
"What did you do to that woman?"
Luo Hao looked at Chen Changsheng with some curiosity, only to see a wicked smirk on his face.
"I made her experience most of the physical pain an ordinary person might endure in a lifetime."
"All the pain?"
"Yeah, like toothaches, kidney stones, diarrhea, and other pains that most people experience. Wasn't she regretting that she couldn't be like a normal person? Of course, the most important pain of childbirth naturally won't be missed either."
"You are so vicious."
Luo Hao looked at Chen Changsheng, completely speechless.
She felt that with this kind of pain, let alone that Alice, if she herself couldn't resist, she would be incredibly ashamed and indignant.
"You can't say it like that. In order for her to fully experience these pains, I kindly restored her body to the level of a normal person. She might even thank me."
Luo Hao: "..."
"Alright, let's ignore such trivial matters for now. I've had enough fun. Now let's go to Japan to find that Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong."
When I was a kid, I really worshipped him.
Chen Changsheng thought to himself.
"Yeah, let's set off then."
Luo Hao nodded, and then the two tore through space, instantly disappearing from the manor.
...
Japan, outside a rather large shrine, the figures of Luo Hao and Chen Changsheng manifested from the void.
However, whether it was the tourists or the staff around them, everyone turned a blind eye to their appearance.
The two didn't want to pay attention to these people either. Taking just one step, they appeared inside the shrine.
At this moment, before their eyes was a golden-haired monkey eating a banana in sheer boredom. The monkey was casually draped in an unknown animal skin, and its skinny monkey face was filled with a sense of amiability.
"This is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong?"
Chen Changsheng looked at the monkey in front of him somewhat speechlessly, and saw the monkey looking back at him.
"Hehe, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong? Maybe in the past."
"Hey, did you guys bring any bananas? I'm almost out of bananas here. It would be even better if you had peaches."
The monkey said, its gaze passing over Chen Changsheng and landing on Luo Hao.
"You are a Campione, right? Do you want to slay me to obtain my Authority? If so, I'm sorry, but even if you kill me, you won't get any Authority. After all, the current me is just an ordinary monkey. Hmm, the people here seem to call me the Monkey God."
Hearing this, Luo Hao's expression turned unfriendly.
Instead, it was Chen Changsheng who, after seeing the monkey in front of him and having his childhood idol filter shattered, spoke up with some curiosity.
"Why do you say that? Aren't you a Heretic God now?"
Hearing this, the monkey finished the banana in its hand, casually threw away the peel, and said grinningly.
"Hehe, right now my godhood, divine nature, and divine power have all been stripped and sealed. I suppose only when the people here encounter some unsolvable trouble again will they temporarily lift the seal."
"The current me, although I know about my past affairs, if I think carefully about it, I can't really remember."
Hearing this, Chen Changsheng couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in his heart.
The monkey in front of him was simply a lazy monkey, far too different from the Great Sage Equal to Heaven in his imagination.
So he had no intention of continuing to chat with it.
The next moment, he slightly raised his palm, and a Yin-Yang diagram flew out from his body, then rapidly rushed towards the sky.
In just an instant, it transformed into a black-and-white shadow that blotted out the sky and the sun.
And as the Yin-Yang diagram covered the entirety of Japan, everything hidden beneath Japan was no longer concealed.
As the Yin-Yang symbol trembled slightly, the shrine where Chen Changsheng stood began to shatter layer by layer. In mere moments, it crumbled to ashes, as if tens of thousands of years had washed over it in an instant.
Before him, golden light erupted from the monkey's eyes. With a mighty leap, it shot straight into the sky.
Accompanying its ascent were three dazzling streaks of light.
High in the air, the monkey and the three streaks of light merged into one. The very next moment...
"Hahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!"
"I, Old Sun, am finally free!"
Carried by a roaring laughter that shook the entirety of Japan, a majestic and awe-inspiring monkey materialized in mid-air.
In its hand, it wielded the Compliant Golden-Hooped Rod. Upon its head sat the Phoenix-Feather Purple Gold Crown. It was clad in the Chainmail Golden Armor, its feet stepping upon the Cloud-Walking Boots, with billowing red clouds serving as its cape.
With a mere laugh, the heavens and the earth changed color.
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
