Gurgle, gurgle—
The private room on the second floor was quiet, save for the sound of bubbles rising from the hot pot.
Yuwen Cuojin and Situ Ding sized up the three people opposite them, thoughtful expressions on their faces, somewhat unsure of the situation.
The one in the lead should be that Lord Black Earth Immortal, whose depth was unfathomable.
But the two beside him were clearly only at the External Scenery Realm.
The Fifth Realm would be a pillar of any major sect, but with so many powerful figures gathered at the Qingyuan Sect for the ceremony, they seemed insignificant. Moreover... it didn't match Luo Yexian's description of Lord Black Earth Immortal...
"By the way, where is Luo Yexian?"
Situ Ding sent a voice transmission to Yuwen Cuojin.
"...He's playing mahjong."
Yuwen Cuojin's mouth twitched.
Earlier, Luo Yexian had shouted something outside, and guess what? He even found some fellow players. They were already playing downstairs, completely forgetting his duty.
He was the one who had the most dealings with Lord Black Earth Immortal. Now, with this middleman absent, weren't he and Situ Ding stuck in an awkward position?
That good-for-nothing... If he weren't the young master's brother-in-law, he'd definitely...
"I am Situ Ding. Greetings, Immortal. May I inquire about the esteemed names of these two beside you?"
Situ Ding cupped his hands and spoke first.
Elder Xue stood with his hands behind his back, silent.
Elder Qian said nothing, solely focused on eating the hot pot, utterly lost in it.
Before coming, Li Mo had told them that saying more would lead to more mistakes. They had little experience dealing with Demon Sect members, so it was best to leave everything to him.
"They have no names."
The young Lord Li shook his head and said indifferently, "They are merely attendants. As long as they can get things done, names are insignificant."
Xue Jing: "..."
Qian Bufan: "Chomp, chomp."
Attendants?
Situ Ding and Yuwen Cuojin exchanged a glance.
They had Fifth Realm subordinates, but attendants? That was unheard of. Take Luo Yexian, for instance, also at the External Scenery Realm. Disregarding his relation to the young master, he was a respected figure wherever he went. To willingly serve as someone's attendant?
Yuwen Cuojin sensed something amiss.
Was the Immortal implying that the powerful expert he brought for support was someone else?
Before he could speak, a commotion suddenly erupted from downstairs.
"You lot are cheating at mahjong!"
"Oh ho? Didn't expect you to have some eyesight."
"You scum without a shred of mahjong spirit! Give me back my money! Then kneel and kowtow to my mahjong tiles to apologize, or else..."
"We are disciples of the Mountain Tiger Gang. What are you going to do about it?"
"?"
Luo Yexian's eyes widened, and he sucked in a sharp breath—not from surprise, but from sheer anger.
Him, a Hall Master of the Summoning Demon Church, a notoriously vicious Demon Sect member.
How dare these Inner Breath Realm punks act like this?
Could he tolerate this?
Luo Yexian really wanted to snort coldly and reveal his cultivation level, but he suddenly remembered that he was here for the grand plan of the Church. Currently near the Qingyuan Sect, acting rashly could alert others, leak information, and definitely land him in deep trouble with the two Deputy Church Masters.
"Hmph... Get lost."
"Acting all fierce earlier, I thought you were something."
Seeing Luo Yexian get angry but only manage to be a little angry, the lead cheater sneered disdainfully and snatched the money pouch from the table.
"I'll fucking kill you!"
Luo Yexian's eyes nearly burst from their sockets. Cheating was one thing, but stealing his money too?
In his fury, his left arm shot out like a spirit snake.
It all happened in the blink of an eye. Everyone present only saw a black shadow flash, and then that man's hand shattered, the blood-stained money pouch returning to Luo Yexian's grasp.
"Aoww! My hand!"
"Call for backup, call for backup!"
"Who the hell threw a firecracker?"
The hot pot shop descended into chaos. Footsteps sounded outside as a group of men truly charged in. It seemed the situation was about to spiral out of control.
"This Luo Yexian! More trouble than he's worth!"
Yuwen Cuojin slammed the table.
These ants were inconsequential. The key issue was that Luo Yexian had just displayed the martial arts of the Hundred Beasts Hall, and the place was crowded with prying eyes.
"Right now, we have no choice but to kill everyone to prevent the news from leaking," Situ Ding said sinisterly.
"Many in the shop are from the martial world, with significant backgrounds. Killing them is only a stopgap measure."
As Yuwen Cuojin spoke, he sighed again. "But at this moment, that's all we can do..."
Before his words fully landed, his voice suddenly caught.
Situ Ding beside him reacted the same way, instantly on high alert.
The previously noisy hot pot shop had, at some point, fallen silent. Trees grew, birds sang, flowers bloomed—a scene of warm spring that made one drowsy.
Bubbles appeared, popping into dazzling, dreamlike illusions. A figure materialized within the play of light and shadow.
"Who goes there?"
Situ Ding's expression was grave. The newcomer was at the Seventh Realm, and their aura felt even more ancient and profound than his own, clearly having walked further on the path of grasping the mysteries.
"It's her... Situ, stay calm." Yuwen Cuojin held him back.
"Tonight is an ordinary night. Nothing happened in the hot pot shop."
The figure paid no heed to the others, speaking quietly.
Then, dream butterflies flew from the foreheads of all the customers in the shop, fluttering away into the unknown.
Her voice came from the dreamlike butterflies:
"They will not remember what happened tonight."
At that moment, the cheater with the broken hand also suddenly vanished from his spot.
In his place stood another figure.
Her expression was placid, exuding a divine-like loftiness and nobility, bringing a sense of transcending all living beings from the depths of one's soul.
"I've tossed those people tens of thousands of miles away."
Tens of thousands of miles away, in an instant!
"Another expert?"
Situ Ding's face changed slightly.
The newcomer's aura hovered between the Seventh and Sixth Realms, but with this ghostly, unpredictable speed and the ability to appear silently right under his nose, even a Seventh Realm expert would likely find her a headache.
"The one on the right, Brother Situ, you may also address as Church Master."
Yuwen Cuojin sighed. "She is the one I mentioned."
"The one who is both a Church Master and the one possessed by the Cloud Dream Ancestral God?"
Situ Ding sucked in a sharp breath. "And the one on the right?"
Young Li secretly gave Qin Yuzhi and Shang Qinqing a thumbs up.
As expected of former Church Masters and totems, their entrances were extraordinary.
This was also why he didn't bring the ice block along. If those two started clashing midway, it would be troublesome...
Li Mo maintained an air of nonchalance on his face:
"No need for voice transmissions, you two. They are my Left and Right Guardians."
Upon hearing this, Situ Ding, Yuwen Cuojin, and Mo Chaozong first felt awkward, then their expressions grew considerably more respectful.
So the Immortal had known about their voice transmissions all along, just hadn't pointed it out.
Of course.
With such Left and Right Guardians, the Immortal could only be even more profound and unfathomable.
"Petty tricks, not worth your notice."
Li Mo: "..."
You guys, one moment looking grave, the next shocked, then pulling at each other, your faces changing like traffic lights.
Was it really that hard to guess you were using voice transmission?
"Let's get down to business."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"