As everyone knows, young people are full of vigor, and Little Li has always been your childish troublemaker, so he’s especially spirited when facing you.
Also as everyone knows, too much rigidity leads to breaking, and too much vigor leads to illness.
If others heard this description of Little Li, they’d probably think Young Master Li had a pure heart, forever brimming with youthful energy.
But coming from this somewhat strange system, and after Ying Bing had just witnessed the childish troublemaker’s transformation, what else could this "vigor" mean?
It was the feverish affliction of Hammer Baby.
The lingering sensation made Ying Bing unconsciously curl her delicate fingers again.
[This time’s punishment is to help Little Li cure Hammer Baby’s illness.]
"Cure Hammer Baby...?"
Still as a statue, poised and graceful like an ice sculpture—anyone who saw her frosty, jade-like complexion would surely praise her as coldly enchanting, radiantly wise.
No one could imagine that the flashes in her mind were leaking from the new world of possibilities in Little Li’s head.
Perhaps noticing her daze, the system prompted again:
[Is the host at a loss on how to proceed?]
"I don’t understand what you mean."
Ying Bing snapped back to reality, hearing the system’s question, her face expressionless as if indifferent.
A little guilty, but utterly unapologetic.
Come to think of it, this was probably a trick she’d learned from someone...
[Detecting the host’s confusion, the system is obligated to provide a method for completing the reward.]
Ying Bing: "?"
[Playing relevant footage...]
Ying Bing: "??"
At this moment, the Ice Fairy sat at her desk, the martial arts texts she intended to write for Little Li laid out before her. Anyone who saw her would assume she was pondering some profound martial theory.
But all she could think about now was how to cure Hammer Baby.
...
Meanwhile, Li Mo, chewing on an ice-less popsicle stick after washing his clothes, returned to his room.
He reached for a fresh change of clothes but accidentally pulled out his Pure Yang Robe. Sighing, he put it back.
"No, I need to find something to occupy myself."
Li Mo lay on his bed for a long while before sinking his consciousness into his inner world.
This space was no longer just a minor realm, self-contained—it now operated entirely around him as its foundation.
A crimson giant stood with feet planted in chaos, head brushing the stars, vast and magnificent, a sight so grand it dwarfed the inner worlds of others, enough to leave an indelible mark on the martial path.
With a solemn expression, Young Li stirred the starry sky, manifesting illusions through shifting light and shadow.
A booming voice echoed through the heavens, shaking the world.
"Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven brothers on one vine..."
"Tsk... Huh, gotta admit, that Snake Spirit’s kinda alluring..."
After watching for a while, Li Mo felt he was truly beyond redemption.
Getting tempted by Calabash Brothers—was that even right?
How was he any different from Uncle Murong Feng now?
Of course, that was secondary. The real issue was the exorbitant cost of watching cartoons, comparable to the 2G era when downloading videos cost a fortune per megabyte.
Body exhausted, wallet drained.
"Is this because my former minor realm was self-contained, while my inner world now relies entirely on me?"
Young Li finally found something to distract himself.
Honestly, most people, fresh from a breakthrough, would cautiously consolidate their realm and study martial arts.
But Li Mo needed a seductive Snake Spirit to remind him.
After some introspection, he finally grasped the nature of his inner world.
Normally, at the fourth realm, the inner world and the outer Nine Heavens and Ten Earths would resonate, forming a cycle that allowed endless regeneration.
This was the key difference between the Inner Landscape Realm and the Observation Divine Realm—as long as one didn’t exceed the cycle’s limits, their energy would be inexhaustible.
But in Li Mo’s inner world, the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths simply didn’t exist.
Even if he could harmonize with heaven and earth, there was nothing to resonate with, let alone form a cycle.
So whether in battle, cultivation, or even watching Calabash Brothers, he had to rely solely on himself.
The bigger problem was that all 365 stars in his inner sky required different exotic energies to ignite, just as the great sun in his body relied on karmic flames and fallen starfire.
Absorbing the world’s natural energy was possible, but painfully slow.
Heavenly treasures could drastically shorten the process.
"Three hundred sixty-five Mystic Pills... how many heavenly treasures would that take?"
Even the well-endowed Little Li Furnace shuddered at the calculation.
Given his cultivation speed, the usable stock from his investment returns would likely last only two months—since most of the returns weren’t heavenly treasures, and even fewer were compatible.
Li Mo wasn’t one to fret over hypotheticals, and he wasn’t truly desperate yet.
Once his stock ran out, he could always buy more.
So he took out a Solar Mystic Crystal, then hesitated and retrieved a Lunar Mystic Crystal as well.
...
The next morning, Li Mo stepped into the courtyard, stretching before heading to the kitchen. After a night absorbing two exotic-energy treasures, his aura had grown deeper, lacking the overwhelming presence typical of fourth-realm cultivators—instead, he seemed almost ordinary.
First, because his inner world existed independently of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths.
Second, due to his physique and the Eight-Nine Mystic Art.
Through the mystic art, he could sense the myriad energies drifting in the air—mountain spirits, the life-and-death aura of autumn cicadas...
"Huh? Where’s the solar essence?"
Li Mo gazed into the distance as three suns rose above the horizon, the eastern sky already scorched crimson.
With such intense sunlight, solar essence should have been abundant, yet he couldn’t detect a trace in the world.
"No wonder the Three Suns haven’t turned the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths into a wasteland."
Li Mo figured the Great Yu must have powerful figures restricting the flow of solar essence.
He didn’t dwell on it and headed to the kitchen.
Today, the Southern Suppressing King was returning to the imperial capital to report, and he, along with the Qingyuan Sect elders, would see him off.
"Waaah..."
"Stop crying, you’re acting like a girl. So annoying."
"Wuuu!!"
"Not a girl, not a girl—here, let me toast you. From now on, I’ll call you ‘bro,’ alright?"
"Oooowooo..."
"?"
Hearing the wailing outside, Li Mo set down his spatula and peeked out.
In the courtyard, a little girl with twin braids, dressed in clothes clearly not of this era, was crying like a wild animal.
Shang Wu sat beside her, massaging her temples in despair.
"Whose kid is this? Kinda cute."
"My younger brother, Shang Li."
"??"
...

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)