As everyone knows, young people are full of vigor, and Little Li has always been your childish troublemaker, so he’s especially spirited when facing you.
Also as everyone knows, too much rigidity leads to breaking, and too much vigor leads to illness.
If others heard this description of Little Li, they’d probably think Young Master Li had a pure heart, forever brimming with youthful energy.
But coming from this somewhat strange system, and after Ying Bing had just witnessed the childish troublemaker’s transformation, what else could this "vigor" mean?
It was the feverish affliction of Hammer Baby.
The lingering sensation made Ying Bing unconsciously curl her delicate fingers again.
[This time’s punishment is to help Little Li cure Hammer Baby’s illness.]
"Cure Hammer Baby...?"
Still as a statue, poised and graceful like an ice sculpture—anyone who saw her frosty, jade-like complexion would surely praise her as coldly enchanting, radiantly wise.
No one could imagine that the flashes in her mind were leaking from the new world of possibilities in Little Li’s head.
Perhaps noticing her daze, the system prompted again:
[Is the host at a loss on how to proceed?]
"I don’t understand what you mean."
Ying Bing snapped back to reality, hearing the system’s question, her face expressionless as if indifferent.
A little guilty, but utterly unapologetic.
Come to think of it, this was probably a trick she’d learned from someone...
[Detecting the host’s confusion, the system is obligated to provide a method for completing the reward.]
Ying Bing: "?"
[Playing relevant footage...]
Ying Bing: "??"
At this moment, the Ice Fairy sat at her desk, the martial arts texts she intended to write for Little Li laid out before her. Anyone who saw her would assume she was pondering some profound martial theory.
But all she could think about now was how to cure Hammer Baby.
...
Meanwhile, Li Mo, chewing on an ice-less popsicle stick after washing his clothes, returned to his room.
He reached for a fresh change of clothes but accidentally pulled out his Pure Yang Robe. Sighing, he put it back.
"No, I need to find something to occupy myself."
Li Mo lay on his bed for a long while before sinking his consciousness into his inner world.
This space was no longer just a minor realm, self-contained—it now operated entirely around him as its foundation.
A crimson giant stood with feet planted in chaos, head brushing the stars, vast and magnificent, a sight so grand it dwarfed the inner worlds of others, enough to leave an indelible mark on the martial path.
With a solemn expression, Young Li stirred the starry sky, manifesting illusions through shifting light and shadow.
A booming voice echoed through the heavens, shaking the world.
"Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven brothers on one vine..."
"Tsk... Huh, gotta admit, that Snake Spirit’s kinda alluring..."
After watching for a while, Li Mo felt he was truly beyond redemption.
Getting tempted by Calabash Brothers—was that even right?
How was he any different from Uncle Murong Feng now?
Of course, that was secondary. The real issue was the exorbitant cost of watching cartoons, comparable to the 2G era when downloading videos cost a fortune per megabyte.
Body exhausted, wallet drained.
"Is this because my former minor realm was self-contained, while my inner world now relies entirely on me?"
Young Li finally found something to distract himself.
Honestly, most people, fresh from a breakthrough, would cautiously consolidate their realm and study martial arts.
But Li Mo needed a seductive Snake Spirit to remind him.
After some introspection, he finally grasped the nature of his inner world.
Normally, at the fourth realm, the inner world and the outer Nine Heavens and Ten Earths would resonate, forming a cycle that allowed endless regeneration.
This was the key difference between the Inner Landscape Realm and the Observation Divine Realm—as long as one didn’t exceed the cycle’s limits, their energy would be inexhaustible.
But in Li Mo’s inner world, the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths simply didn’t exist.
Even if he could harmonize with heaven and earth, there was nothing to resonate with, let alone form a cycle.
So whether in battle, cultivation, or even watching Calabash Brothers, he had to rely solely on himself.
The bigger problem was that all 365 stars in his inner sky required different exotic energies to ignite, just as the great sun in his body relied on karmic flames and fallen starfire.
Absorbing the world’s natural energy was possible, but painfully slow.
Heavenly treasures could drastically shorten the process.
"Three hundred sixty-five Mystic Pills... how many heavenly treasures would that take?"
Even the well-endowed Little Li Furnace shuddered at the calculation.
Given his cultivation speed, the usable stock from his investment returns would likely last only two months—since most of the returns weren’t heavenly treasures, and even fewer were compatible.
Li Mo wasn’t one to fret over hypotheticals, and he wasn’t truly desperate yet.
Once his stock ran out, he could always buy more.
So he took out a Solar Mystic Crystal, then hesitated and retrieved a Lunar Mystic Crystal as well.
...
The next morning, Li Mo stepped into the courtyard, stretching before heading to the kitchen. After a night absorbing two exotic-energy treasures, his aura had grown deeper, lacking the overwhelming presence typical of fourth-realm cultivators—instead, he seemed almost ordinary.
First, because his inner world existed independently of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths.
Second, due to his physique and the Eight-Nine Mystic Art.
Through the mystic art, he could sense the myriad energies drifting in the air—mountain spirits, the life-and-death aura of autumn cicadas...
"Huh? Where’s the solar essence?"
Li Mo gazed into the distance as three suns rose above the horizon, the eastern sky already scorched crimson.
With such intense sunlight, solar essence should have been abundant, yet he couldn’t detect a trace in the world.
"No wonder the Three Suns haven’t turned the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths into a wasteland."
Li Mo figured the Great Yu must have powerful figures restricting the flow of solar essence.
He didn’t dwell on it and headed to the kitchen.
Today, the Southern Suppressing King was returning to the imperial capital to report, and he, along with the Qingyuan Sect elders, would see him off.
"Waaah..."
"Stop crying, you’re acting like a girl. So annoying."
"Wuuu!!"
"Not a girl, not a girl—here, let me toast you. From now on, I’ll call you ‘bro,’ alright?"
"Oooowooo..."
"?"
Hearing the wailing outside, Li Mo set down his spatula and peeked out.
In the courtyard, a little girl with twin braids, dressed in clothes clearly not of this era, was crying like a wild animal.
Shang Wu sat beside her, massaging her temples in despair.
"Whose kid is this? Kinda cute."
"My younger brother, Shang Li."
"??"
...

ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?