Feeling the warmth and breath of the "Ice Block" (Ying Bing), Li Mo naturally took her hand, guiding her movements while whispering in her ear.
He shared cooking tips, like how to handle baby bok choy.
“Don’t underestimate baby bok choy—simple as it seems, it’s the small dishes that test your fundamentals.”
The more he spoke, the faster Ying Bing’s heartbeat raced, proving that cooking baby bok choy could be quite thrilling.
"Add hot water when stir-frying. It keeps the bok choy crisp and prevents it from getting soggy."
Listening to his warm, close voice, Ying Bing nodded softly.
Perhaps to distract herself, she picked up a bite of the dish she’d just made, ready to taste it.
But before it reached her lips, she noticed the mouth behind her ear subtly shifting, as if eager for a taste too.
Ying Bing pressed her lips together and stuffed the bok choy into Li Mo’s mouth.
"I know you’re hungry. Go ahead."
"I want something delicious," Li Mo mumbled, cheeks bulging as he gave her a pitiful look.
Ying Bing arched a delicate brow, feigning displeasure. "Are you saying what I made under your guidance isn’t good?"
How could it not be good?
The "Ice Block" had been practically melting against him the whole time, barely lifting a finger. He’d guided her hands through every step—it was practically his cooking.
"Jie—"
Before Li Mo could finish, a slender hand clamped over his mouth.
Ying Bing shot him a warning glare, cutting off his usual antics.
"Uncle Li and Aunt Gu will be back soon."
With that, she pushed him away to set the table.
Not long after, Gu Xueqin and Li Dalong returned home. The moment they saw Li Mo sitting there unharmed, the weight in their hearts lifted.
Whatever had happened at the Qingyuan Sect, at least their son was safe and sound.
Before they could ask anything else, Ying Bing emerged from the kitchen with the dishes.
Gu Xueqin paused, then remembered—tonight’s dinner was Ying Bing’s handiwork.
"Oh, Little Bing cooked! Li Mo, how could you just sit there and not help?"
Li Mo: "??"
What did she mean he didn’t help?
He’d been guiding her hands the entire time!
"I taught the Ice Block how to cook," Li Mo protested.
"Mm, he did," Ying Bing agreed softly, nodding with an obedient air.
Li Dalong took a bite of the baby bok choy and, without even chewing, clapped. "Delicious! Absolutely delicious! I’d say Little Bing is a culinary prodigy."
"..."
Li Mo leaned back, eyeing his father with disbelief, as if putting distance between them.
Gu Xueqin frowned. "Why are you sitting so far? Not planning to eat?"
"I’m afraid if Dad faces a heavenly tribulation, the lightning might strike me too."
"?"
Gu Xueqin had no idea what nonsense her son was spouting. She set her things down and hurried to help Ying Bing, ushering her to the table.
"When Little Bing first came to our home, she still had pigtails, like a porcelain doll. Now she’s all grown up."
Gu Xueqin’s eyes softened as she looked at Ying Bing, her hair now tied in a neat ponytail, serene and elegant.
"We know Li Mo’s always causing trouble. Thank you for looking after him while we were away."
Li Dalong chimed in smoothly, "Yes, Little Bing, you’ve always been sensible. If he ever upsets you, just tell us."
Li Mo scratched his head. Why did this sound familiar?
Oh, right—his parents had said the same thing to his tutor when they first sent him to school.
Am I some kind of unruly child?
As he pondered, he noticed Ying Bing glancing at him from the corner of her eye, her gaze playful.
"He’s helped me too. We support each other."
"Good, that’s good."
Gu Xueqin reached out to tuck a loose strand of hair behind Ying Bing’s ear, then glanced at her son.
"Li Mo, Ying Bing grew up in our home. I’ve long seen her as my own, and I can’t bear the thought of her leaving the Li family. Why don’t she start calling me 'Mom' too?"
Li Mo pretended to consider it, but his grin betrayed him. "Yeah, that sounds great."
"No wonder you always call her 'Jie.' If she becomes my sworn daughter, you’ll have an older sister."
"Sure—wait, no! That’s not happening!"
Li Mo’s smile vanished instantly.
Even Ying Bing’s lashes fluttered slightly. "If not as a sworn daughter, then as a daughter-in-law."
"Eat, eat, hahaha..."
Li Dalong chuckled, picking up his chopsticks while shooting his wife an approving look.
He knew exactly what she was doing. Of course she was reluctant to let Ying Bing go, but this was also a way to probe the girl’s feelings.
And to nudge the two youngsters toward settling things.
Desperate times called for desperate measures.
The reason they hadn’t returned to Qinghe County yet? They were waiting for good news.
He hadn’t known how to broach the subject subtly, but his wife had gone straight for the heavens.
The rest of dinner was filled with the couple doting on Ying Bing, showering her with parental affection until Li Mo’s head spun.
His parents had always talked about wanting both a son and a daughter. Were they serious about making the Ice Block their daughter?
This... this was too much.
Li Mo squirmed in his seat, barely touching his food. The moment dinner ended, he grabbed Ying Bing’s hand and bolted.
Watching the two disappear upstairs, Gu Xueqin and Li Dalong exchanged a knowing smile.
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"Ice Block, you saw it. Aunt Gu is desperate to hear you call her 'Mom.'"
Li Mo shut the door behind them, facing Ying Bing’s solemn, unsmiling expression.
"What do we do?"
Ying Bing pressed her lips together, amused by his flustered state.
"Don’t panic. You know me—I’m a genius."
Li Mo raised three fingers.
"I have three strategies: superior, middling, and inferior."
Ying Bing leaned against the couch, propping her chin on one hand. "What’s the superior one?"
"Make Mom skip the 'perfect family' phase and go straight to doting on grandchildren—until she’s utterly obsessed!"
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
