"Frosty, massaging your legs regularly can improve blood circulation. If you only massage one leg, it might cause imbalance. I suggest letting me massage the other one too."
Little Li Gentleman spouted nonsense with a straight face.
"Really?"
Ying Bing narrowed her phoenix-like eyes, pursing her lips.
"Sis, just a little longer."
"......"
The cool, fragrant, and elastic sensation under his fingertips instantly made Little Li feel reinvigorated—his back no longer ached, his legs no longer hurt, his mind cleared up, and his IQ reclaimed its rightful throne.
So, there was indeed some truth to the saying that massage benefits one's health.
Li Mo pondered calmly.
Though he had only practiced the Seventy-Two Transformations for two and a half days and was far from mastering it, his progress was already noticeable.
Yet, compared to the Great Sage's projection, the gap was still as vast as staring at stars from the ground.
At this rate, if he didn’t fully grasp this divine form, securing a spot in the top three of the Hidden Dragon Rankings would be uncertain.
Moreover, his spiritual cultivation would stagnate as well.
During their dual cultivation last night, he noticed Frosty was nearing the bottleneck of the Eight Divine Orifices, while he remained stuck in place.
"I still have time. The Arms Forging Tournament and the Hidden Dragon Tournament aren’t back-to-back."
"First, I need to master the basics of the Seventy-Two Transformations!"
Li Mo’s fingers found a joint, and as he kneaded it, the blockage eased—just like his thoughts.
Frosty suddenly flinched when her knee was pressed, her snow-white foot nearly kicking reflexively, as if to stuff Little Li’s mouth with it.
"Gentler."
Ying Bing frowned slightly. Why was his strength increasing?
Even his absent-minded massage was starting to hurt, a sign that the gap between their physiques had widened slightly.
Yet, she had been refining her Radiant Moonlit Body using her innate Lunar Qi...
Among the system’s rewards was a divine treasure for tempering the body—Tribulation Jade.
But that thing invoked heavenly tribulations to refine oneself. While the effects were immediate, it was also extremely dangerous. Even she was carefully considering whether to use it.
"Sorry, I got distracted."
Li Mo sheepishly withdrew his hand.
"What were you thinking about?"
"Body refinement. My progress has slowed recently. I wonder if I can break through after the Arms Forging Tournament."
Li Mo couldn’t help but sigh.
"What kind of body-tempering martial art?" Ying Bing’s frown deepened.
This is slow?
She didn’t know the word "humblebrag," but seeing Li Mo say such things with a melancholic face made her feel strange—her toes itching to kick him.
But she feared he might not mind—or worse, enjoy it.
"The kind that requires tribulations to temper."
Of course, he couldn’t casually reveal the core of his martial arts.
But Little Li spilled everything like beans from a bamboo tube.
"Tribulation tempering..."
After summarizing the Seventy-Two Transformations, Li Mo noticed Frosty lowering her gaze in thought.
Ah, right—he still hadn’t uncovered her depths (in martial arts).
"Frosty, do you have any way to speed things up?"
"Martial arts like these require steady progress. Shortcuts usually don’t exist."
Ying Bing’s phoenix eyes drifted away as she spoke softly.
"But I’ll think of something for you."
She... decided to test the Tribulation Jade herself first.
Her physique might not be as strong as this childish man’s, but she had better control and was less likely to injure herself.
"So stop massaging for now..."
"?"
Li Mo looked down and leaned back slightly—when did his hand slip under the blanket?!
"I don’t know what’s so fun about it that you never get tired."
Ying Bing pursed her lips expressionlessly.
"Then let’s switch next time."
"Mm."
"Wear this first before massaging."
Li Mo pulled out a few items from his sleeve and laid them on the bed.
"?"
Ying Bing glanced at them, her fingertips curling slightly.
They were all socks made of Dark Cloud Silk—some sheer thigh-highs, some full-length stockings, even fishnet garters...
"Are there... shops from the Southern Border here?" Ying Bing asked flatly.
"Nope, these are my latest forging achievements!"
Little Li Gentleman radiated righteousness and pride, his voice brimming with sincerity—no trace of guilt:
"As everyone knows, Dark Cloud Silk is an extremely difficult material to refine, yet its applications are vast. Many soft armors, inner garments, and stealth suits are made from it."
"The real challenge lies in purification—removing all impurities from Dark Iron to obtain pure Dark Cloud Metal."
"Then, it requires masterful forging techniques to draw the metal into silk. One misstep ruins everything, testing a craftsman’s skill to the limit."
"I’m the type who loves challenges, so of course I’d pick the hardest task!"
"Clearly, making socks from Dark Cloud Silk is the pinnacle of difficulty!"
"Try them on! These are the culmination of my craftsmanship!"
Little Li Gentleman, brimming with righteousness, held up a pair of fishnet garters.
The fire in his eyes... was it the spirit of craftsmanship?
At least he believed it.
"......"
Ying Bing’s gaze trembled, shifting from the socks to her curled toes, which tingled slightly.
"Li Mo, let’s not."
"Why?"
"I feel like after wearing them, they’ll disappear like the last few pieces of underwear. Do you know why?"
"!"
......
The next day.
The Heavenly Mountain Sword Manor stood majestic and ethereal, swarmed by crowds.
Before the manor’s gates, carriages and horses streamed like dragons, people bustling like rain—craftsmen from all corners of the world gathered here, hoping to make a name for themselves at the Arms Forging Tournament.
If their weapons shone in the hands of a Hidden Dragon prodigy, their fame would skyrocket.
Blacksmiths, too, craved reputation—fame brought rare materials to their doorstep, requests for custom work, status, wealth, and everything they desired.
Unfortunately.
Any competition tied to "fame and fortune" inevitably took a strange turn.
"Hahaha, three years apart, and you’re still a twig, Old Zhao!"
"Big muscles don’t mean anything if they’re dead weight!"
"Old Hu, you’re not on stimulants, are you? Divine Strength Powder is bad news—it’ll rot your brain!"
"Huh? That kid... is he here to compete?"
"With those skinny arms, is he some young master here for fun?"
"Damn it, I’ve trained so hard, yet women still prefer those frail-looking pretty boys?"
"You’re lucky. Yesterday, some freak slapped my butt in the street and gave me a creepy look!"
"......"
Li Mo frowned.
What’s my crime? Being handsome?
Is there no justice? No law?
How childish, flexing muscles like it mattered.
Shaking his head, Li Mo ignored them and pulled the carriage curtain shut, blocking the outside stares.
But just then, commotion erupted ahead.
"What's going on?"
"Looks like we've caught someone carrying forbidden elixirs!"

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!