Midnight.
"Should I go sleepwalking again tonight?"
Qin Yuzhi yawned as she walked in from outside, but her footsteps suddenly halted at the doorway.
She stared blankly at the two figures on the rooftop.
This... wasn't this the exact scene she'd seen in her dreams?
"Am I dreaming right now? No, I don't feel like I'm dreaming at all..."
"Did someone drag me into a dream? But whose mastery of dream techniques could possibly surpass mine? Unless..."
"Could it be... could it be that I'm still in the Cloud Dream Palace and never actually woke up?"
"Am I still living in a dream?"
Qin Yuzhi stood frozen, clutching her head as she muttered to herself.
Her incessant murmuring successfully froze the two figures on the roof in place.
Ying Bing lifted her head from his neck: "Let's... stop the sealing here for today."
"Mm, sealing isn't something that can be done overnight. We shouldn't rush it."
"?"
"When the seal weakens again..."
Little Li, shamelessly seizing the opportunity, declared that such wicked and terrifying ticklishness would surely break through the seal again!
This called for repeated, long-term sealing measures!
Perhaps struck by the sheer audacity of this calculation, the ice block (Ying Bing) remained silent for a long moment before standing up.
Startled, Little Li quickly gathered the hem of his robe, hunching over to hold it protectively.
Ying Bing's beautiful phoenix eyes refused to look at him - ever since her peripheral vision caught that sight, she'd been reacting as if electrocuted.
Leaving the temporarily indisposed Little Li on the rooftop, she returned to her room alone.
The moment she closed the door, the avoidance system chimed with notifications:
[Congratulations, Host. Punishment task successfully completed.]
[Rewards being distributed...]
[Reward One: Tribulation Body Jade.]
[Reward Two...]
The system continued listing rewards, each a legendary treasure rarely seen in the world.
But the ice block sat on the bed, mechanically making tea while gripping a big-headed doll tightly.
Only after giving the doll several tea baths did she snap out of her daze.
[Tribulation Body Jade]: "After absorbing sufficient natural energy, can unleash heavenly tribulations to temper the physical body, including but not limited to wind tribulation, fire tribulation, thunder tribulation, heart demon tribulation... Usable twice."
The jade took form as a small seal carved with dizzying inscriptions.
The biggest gap between her and Li Mo currently was physical strength.
If only this had come sooner...
[Host, even if you took first place, you'd have ended up doing the punishment task eventually. Why lie to yourself?]
Creak—
The big-headed doll's shiny skull emitted pitiful squeaks as it was crushed in her grip.
The system wisely fell silent.
[Ming Sha Jing Fan Body]: "A superior-grade divine cultivation method for body tempering. Upon mastery, skin becomes jade-like yet soft as precious gauze, with stillness like deep flowing water that absorbs external force impacts and converts them for endless personal use."
"Note: Your appearance and temperament will progressively improve without aging, eliminating the unsightly bulkiness typical of body tempering. Exceptionally effective."
In her previous life, Ying Bing hadn't focused on body cultivation.
The tempering from lunar energies had always kept her ahead in that regard.
Now she was paying the price.
[Divine Sky Heart Sword - Forms 4, 5 & 6]: "These three complete the divine sword technique - replacing heaven's will with one's own heart! Wielding heaven's merciless justice as its agent!"
Ying Bing picked up the golden scripture pages.
She could instantly possess a complete, ultimate sword technique. With her talent, mastery wouldn't take long.
Her index finger lightly touched her crimson lips.
"This method... doesn't suit me."
"Needs modification..."
...
Next morning.
"Let's negotiate."
"I understand how you feel, but how am I supposed to go out like this?"
At dawn, Li Mo stood in his room lecturing downward sternly, hoping the other party would also look down.
Unfortunately, the other party seemed to be going through rebellious phase, remaining defiantly upright.
Left with no choice, Little Li took out paper and drew several episodes of SpongeBob from memory - the yellow square and pink star catching jellyfish - finally managing to calm himself down.
"If this were a dream, how could I dream of things I've never seen?"
Stepping outside, he found Qin Yuzhi sitting on the doorstep hugging her knees, still muttering.
"...What are you going on about?"
Li Mo materialized silently behind her, startling even the mighty Palm Mystic Realm sect leader.
"Something's wrong! Last night I had a dream that didn't feel like a dream!"
Qin Yuzhi spoke like a mystic: "I think... He might be returning..."
"Maybe you've always been dreaming? Maybe even I'm part of your dream?"
"See! You think so too!"
"I was joking! You can't dream of things you've never seen, let alone things that don't exist across the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands..."
"Hm?"
Qin Yuzhi looked up, about to test her theory, then suddenly froze before exhaling deeply in relief.
Calm returned:
"It's fine now. I'm sure it wasn't a dream."
"???"
Li Mo rubbed his neck curiously - why did she keep looking there? Mosquito bite again?
But it didn't itch now.
Baffled, Little Li decided to drop the matter and discussed advertising plans with Sect Leader Qin.
"Speaking of which, now that we have chicken bouillon and MSG, advertising both simultaneously might dilute the impact."
"So you suggest picking one?"
"No, I think we should combine them into something better!"
The genius Li had another inspiration.
He felt neither seasoning was convenient or effective enough as standalone products.
"Something even better?"
"Try this first. I'll see if Elder Xue can replicate the flavor."
From his system inventory, Li Mo produced... a packet of instant noodles.
Exactly!
Why not turn it into instant noodle seasoning?
"Slurp... gulp..."
Sect Leader Qin went from skeptical to mesmerized during preparation, her body trembling slightly at first bite.
She immediately volunteered to endorse instant noodles.
Payment: unlimited noodle supply.
...
"What? Mass produce this formula?"
At Dan Ding Peak, Elder Xue's second disciple Qiu Xi looked horrified.
"Listen, I'm destined to become a pill refining grandmaster - crafting precious elixirs for martial sects and nobility alike, making everyone gasp in awe at my prowess!"
"I have dignity to maintain!"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
