"Using an ice block to cool me down..."
Stepping over the threshold, Little Li suddenly snapped back to reality, realizing just how dangerous his thoughts were.
Is this the kind of idea a proper gentleman should have?
The ice block—aloof yet brilliant, a master strategist—could make anyone feel guilty with just a glance. And occasionally, she’d switch into "bad ice block" mode. Even in dreams, back when she was still a little cub, she’d already caught him off guard.
Such a frigid ice block... Giving her a foot massage was just professionalism, but now he was craving her body? That’s a whole different story.
If she knew the indecent thoughts swirling in his head, she’d surely furrow her delicate brows, scrutinize him with those piercing eyes, and probably say something like, "So this is the kind of gentleman you really are."
Huh?
Wait, that phrase sounds familiar... like he’s heard it somewhere before...
Li Mo shook his head and muttered to himself as he walked into the kitchen:
"It’s perfectly normal for me to think this way."
"Just like craving an ice-cold Sprite after playing basketball in the summer, after forging in the fire veins, wanting to cool down and feel refreshed is completely reasonable."
"And what could possibly cool me down better than an ice block?"
"It’s not like I’m craving her body or anything..."
"Craving... what?"
A clear, slightly puzzled voice suddenly came from behind him.
Ying Bing stood at the doorway, framed by a backdrop of snowy mountains, her gaze tinged with confusion.
She wore a long, water-blue dress with a fur-lined collar. With her hands clasped behind her back, her figure looked even more alluring—her waist, toned with visible abs, was slender enough to be encircled by a single hand. Her short boots were dusted with snow, though she probably wouldn’t notice even if she looked down.
As she stepped through the snow at dusk, her beauty, illuminated by the last stubborn streaks of sunset, made it easy to mistake her for a goddess who commanded both ice and night.
Who knows if she only heard that last part...
Li Mo straightened up and said solemnly, "Ah, I said I was craving some ginseng."
With that, he casually pulled out a thousand-year-old Snow Spirit Ginseng.
He’d snagged it from the ice block during their last meal.
Ice block: "?"
"Forging takes a lot of energy. I need some ginseng to replenish."
"But your yang energy is already overflowing," Ying Bing said, her delicate brows knitting slightly.
"It’s fine. Young people are naturally fiery. The fierier you are, the more you need to replenish—show your body who’s boss."
Li Mo swiftly grabbed an apron and tied it around his waist, covering up any... unseemly enthusiasm.
"..."
Ying Bing froze, her lips parting slightly as if she wanted to say something, but no words came out. Her hands, still behind her back, curled and twisted nervously.
Memories from her dreams suddenly flooded her mind.
She averted her gaze as if her eyes had been burned, then finally just nodded expressionlessly and sat at the courtyard table, picking up a book with downcast eyes.
Qin Yuzhi and Tian Miao had gotten used to waiting for meals these past couple of days.
When dinnertime rolled around, they’d show up on their own without needing to be called.
(Though a certain beautiful master deserved some criticism—she kept nocturnal hours and often sneaked into the kitchen late at night for snacks.)
Ying Bing didn’t seem to notice their arrival. She stared blankly at the pages of her book, looking like an exquisitely carved jade statue—beautiful, but devoid of spirit.
"I smell something fragrant with spiritual energy. What’s for dinner today?"
Qin Yuzhi wiped the corner of her mouth. Chef Li’s cooking was so good, she couldn’t even dream of anything better.
"Smells like Snow Spirit Ginseng, and a pretty old one at that," Tian Miao remarked, her knowledge of medicinal herbs coming into play.
"Snow Spirit Ginseng?"
Tian Miao rubbed her eyes and began listing off its properties like an expert:
"This kind of spiritual treasure only grows in extremely harsh, freezing environments—like the Heavenly Mountains. So, naturally, this ginseng is incredibly aloof."
Ice block: "..."
Her serene eyes blinked in confusion, as if she couldn’t believe what she was hearing.
"Eating something so cold in this freezing weather doesn’t seem like a good idea."
"Yuzhi-jie, that’s where you’re mistaken. Medicinal principles follow the idea that extremes reverse—things that are overwhelmingly yang often grow in the coldest places."
Tian Miao raised a finger, smiling as she explained:
"So even though this Snow Spirit Ginseng looks like it’s made of ice, with a jade-like translucence, its core is actually blazing hot..."
"So how does it taste?" Qin Yuzhi asked curiously.
Tian Miao replied with utmost seriousness: "Let’s just say—this treasure belongs in the heavens. Rarely does it grace the mortal world!"
Thud.
The book slipped from Ying Bing’s hands and hit the ground.
Qin Yuzhi and Tian Miao turned to look, only to find Ying Bing’s face as expressionless as ever—though her neck had turned a shade of rose under the fading sunset.
"Little Bing, why’d you drop your book?"
"My hands froze."
"?"
The two were puzzled, but just then, they felt a wave of heat from behind. Li Mo walked out carrying a tray of freshly cooked dishes.
Little Li, you’re looking a bit... fiery.
Did you set yourself on fire while cooking?
Qin Yuzhi raised an eyebrow. "Did you sneak a taste of that ginseng earlier?"
Li Mo’s hands trembled, nearly spilling the food all over himself.
"What do you mean ‘body’? In broad daylight, a righteous gentleman like me wouldn’t even entertain such thoughts—"
"Broad daylight?"
Qin Yuzhi and Tian Miao exchanged glances, then looked up at the fully set sun and the moon already climbing the sky.
"Righteous gentleman?"
Ying Bing pressed her lips together, her gaze dark as she absentmindedly squeezed the head of a stuffed doll.
Righteous? More like overflowing with yang energy.
"I was at the Divine Armory’s fire veins today. While forging, I absorbed a lot of fire energy from a martial technique, but it’s nothing serious."
Li Mo sat down calmly.
Ying Bing glanced at him. Even in the way he breathed, she could sense the heat radiating off him—as if she could feel his body temperature just by being near him.
She tightened her grip on the doll.
Qin Yuzhi frowned. "But isn’t Snow Spirit Ginseng supposed to be ‘yin giving rise to yang’? Why would you cook it for dinner?"
"This is called fighting poison with poison. Negative times negative equals positive."
Little Li spoke with absolute confidence.
Qin Yuzhi was at a loss, so she turned to Tian Miao for help. But Tian Miao just looked equally baffled, unsure which school of medicine Li Mo was following.
"This isn’t medicine..."
"Exactly, it’s math. Master math and science, and you’ll never fear the world."
"Even in math, negative times negative equals positive, but positive times positive doesn’t equal negative."
"Says who?"
Li Mo fished a slice of jade-like ginseng from the soup and crunched down on it.
A surge of energy rushed through him.
Hmph, lucky for him, his control over his body was strong enough to keep his nose from bleeding.
Though his face was now burning red.
"It’s kinda hot today, huh..."
"..." Tian Miao was speechless.
Qin Yuzhi glanced at the overheating Little Li, then at the "ice fairy" who had just claimed her hands were frozen.
Suddenly, a flash of insight lit up a long-forgotten memory fragment.
"Ah, I have an idea!"

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.

m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!