A single stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the quiet chat group instantly erupted with activity.
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Not watching!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Certified as legit!】
【Unemployed God of Light: This isn’t appropriate, is it? Bros, maybe let me take a look... how big is it...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Dude above is sus. I suspect ghosts in his house!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Bro, I’d rather get stabbed in the back!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Hold up, I’m talking about something serious here. How did you guys derail it to this?】
【‘Unemployed God of Light’ shared a short video.】
【Ding! Content flagged for explicit material. Video blocked, and 100 points deducted from the member as a warning!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves, See that? Just bagged a foreign babe. If you keep slandering me as gay, I’ll drag you out for a one-on-one!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: ???】
Chen Yi was utterly stunned.
Was An Lan this bold and unrestrained?
Straight-up live-streaming, HD and uncensored—how could she just casually share something so private?
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Holy crap, whose subordinate is this? So fearless?!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Bro, you’re seriously this generous? Sharing your girl’s private moments with us?】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Foreign girls do have that exotic charm... Wait, no! Aren’t we supposed to be discussing MY video? I’m the main character today, not him!!!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Relax, it’s all trivial. Everyone knows the world I transmigrated to has strong Western influences—being open is normal. A little audience even gets me hyped, so don’t mind it.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Dude, this is way too wild.】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Tsk tsk, you’re a bad one!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Is NO ONE paying attention to me? Flexing with no audience is worse than death!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Any of you bros wanna come over? Young foreign girls here are fresh, pretty, and easy to get—exotic fire at its finest!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Ahem, I have a friend...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hmph, do I look like that kind of man? I read the Spring and Autumn Annals!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Enough! This group promotes health and wholesomeness. No more yellow talk!】
Chen Yi sternly put an end to the degeneracy.
These idiots were grinding cultivation like madmen just days ago, but the moment women come up, they slack off?
Is this acceptable?
Lust is a blade hanging over your head—how can you achieve greatness if you can’t control your desires?
And if you don’t achieve greatness, how will you work for me in the future?
I hand out cultivation manuals and spirit stones, and this is how you repay me?!
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: The group owner’s right. Look at you lot, so pathetic. My combat power’s already 1.1 million. Once I handle my current mess, I’ll start taking easy missions to earn for the group. What about you? Bunch of noobs!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Based. Once your help quest triggers, I’ll reward you with a few million spirit stones.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: @I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed, Fang Zheng, just you wait. I’ve formed my Golden Core—my combat power skyrocketed to 25,000 in just three days. The higher you go, the slower your growth. I’ll reclaim my spot as this group’s runner-up soon!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Heh, I’ll give you time to catch up... until you can’t even see my back.】
【Unemployed God of Light: As expected of Lord Fang Zheng, radiating domineering energy!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hahaha! Lord Fang Zheng’s verbal smackdown of those near-100-million-power old monsters was legendary. They didn’t even dare look him in the eye—absolute king!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Trust me, you’ll love this feeling too!】
【Ding! ‘Cold Palace Squatter’ has joined the group.】
The sudden notification froze the lively atmosphere for a split second before the chat exploded even harder.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Who’s this?!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Cold Palace Squatter, Are you a girl?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Newbie, post a selfie!!! (excited table slam.ipg)】
In a desolate palace chamber, a breathtaking woman in luxurious robes sighed delicately, her flawless fingers brushing her chin. Her long lashes fluttered, and her clear eyes seemed to brighten the dim room.
Liu Ruyan parted her cherry lips in disbelief, murmuring excitedly, "Incredible... The group owner of this Transmigrators’ Mutual Aid Chat has 900 million combat power. How strong must he be? Could he... save me?"
With only 5,000 combat power, her cultivation was barely entry-level in the Great Zhou Dynasty. She had no concrete grasp of what 900 million power truly meant.
But that didn’t stop her from begging for help—this was her last lifeline.
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, save me! The damned emperor wants me dead (tearful selfie.ipg)】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Aww, baby, don’t cry. I’m here!】
【Unemployed God of Light: (handsome selfie.ipg)】
【Unemployed God of Light: Oops, accidentally posted that to the group.】
【Unemployed God of Light: Girls always assume guys like me are players, but nah—I’ve been single forever. Life’s unfair.】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: ?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Two simps!】
【Group owner has muted ‘Cultivation World Runner-Up’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Group owner has muted ‘Unemployed God of Light’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Reflect on your simp ways!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Group owner, you’re majestic!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Group owner, you’re godly!】
"Gasp—such high prestige! And the two cultivation manuals shared in the group files are at least Heaven-grade... A 900-million-power group owner is no joke!"
Liu Ruyan inhaled sharply, her dull eyes suddenly blazing with hope.
Though her talent was lacking, her past as a royal consort gave her sharp judgment. She instantly recognized that "Great Devouring Heaven Art" and "Divine Control Art" surpassed even the Great Zhou Dynasty’s top Heaven-grade techniques!
And the man who could casually share such treasures—how could he be weak?
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, the emperor’s white silk noose arrived. If I don’t ‘leave with dignity’ by noon tomorrow, they’ll ‘assist’ me. What do I do? I’m so scared~ sob sob~~~】
【Cold Palace Squatter: (pitiful selfie.ipg)】
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
