A single stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the quiet chat group instantly erupted with activity.
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Not watching!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Certified as legit!】
【Unemployed God of Light: This isn’t appropriate, is it? Bros, maybe let me take a look... how big is it...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Dude above is sus. I suspect ghosts in his house!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Bro, I’d rather get stabbed in the back!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Hold up, I’m talking about something serious here. How did you guys derail it to this?】
【‘Unemployed God of Light’ shared a short video.】
【Ding! Content flagged for explicit material. Video blocked, and 100 points deducted from the member as a warning!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves, See that? Just bagged a foreign babe. If you keep slandering me as gay, I’ll drag you out for a one-on-one!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: ???】
Chen Yi was utterly stunned.
Was An Lan this bold and unrestrained?
Straight-up live-streaming, HD and uncensored—how could she just casually share something so private?
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Holy crap, whose subordinate is this? So fearless?!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Bro, you’re seriously this generous? Sharing your girl’s private moments with us?】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Foreign girls do have that exotic charm... Wait, no! Aren’t we supposed to be discussing MY video? I’m the main character today, not him!!!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Relax, it’s all trivial. Everyone knows the world I transmigrated to has strong Western influences—being open is normal. A little audience even gets me hyped, so don’t mind it.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Dude, this is way too wild.】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Tsk tsk, you’re a bad one!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Is NO ONE paying attention to me? Flexing with no audience is worse than death!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Any of you bros wanna come over? Young foreign girls here are fresh, pretty, and easy to get—exotic fire at its finest!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Ahem, I have a friend...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hmph, do I look like that kind of man? I read the Spring and Autumn Annals!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Enough! This group promotes health and wholesomeness. No more yellow talk!】
Chen Yi sternly put an end to the degeneracy.
These idiots were grinding cultivation like madmen just days ago, but the moment women come up, they slack off?
Is this acceptable?
Lust is a blade hanging over your head—how can you achieve greatness if you can’t control your desires?
And if you don’t achieve greatness, how will you work for me in the future?
I hand out cultivation manuals and spirit stones, and this is how you repay me?!
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: The group owner’s right. Look at you lot, so pathetic. My combat power’s already 1.1 million. Once I handle my current mess, I’ll start taking easy missions to earn for the group. What about you? Bunch of noobs!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Based. Once your help quest triggers, I’ll reward you with a few million spirit stones.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: @I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed, Fang Zheng, just you wait. I’ve formed my Golden Core—my combat power skyrocketed to 25,000 in just three days. The higher you go, the slower your growth. I’ll reclaim my spot as this group’s runner-up soon!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Heh, I’ll give you time to catch up... until you can’t even see my back.】
【Unemployed God of Light: As expected of Lord Fang Zheng, radiating domineering energy!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hahaha! Lord Fang Zheng’s verbal smackdown of those near-100-million-power old monsters was legendary. They didn’t even dare look him in the eye—absolute king!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Trust me, you’ll love this feeling too!】
【Ding! ‘Cold Palace Squatter’ has joined the group.】
The sudden notification froze the lively atmosphere for a split second before the chat exploded even harder.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Who’s this?!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Cold Palace Squatter, Are you a girl?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Newbie, post a selfie!!! (excited table slam.ipg)】
In a desolate palace chamber, a breathtaking woman in luxurious robes sighed delicately, her flawless fingers brushing her chin. Her long lashes fluttered, and her clear eyes seemed to brighten the dim room.
Liu Ruyan parted her cherry lips in disbelief, murmuring excitedly, "Incredible... The group owner of this Transmigrators’ Mutual Aid Chat has 900 million combat power. How strong must he be? Could he... save me?"
With only 5,000 combat power, her cultivation was barely entry-level in the Great Zhou Dynasty. She had no concrete grasp of what 900 million power truly meant.
But that didn’t stop her from begging for help—this was her last lifeline.
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, save me! The damned emperor wants me dead (tearful selfie.ipg)】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Aww, baby, don’t cry. I’m here!】
【Unemployed God of Light: (handsome selfie.ipg)】
【Unemployed God of Light: Oops, accidentally posted that to the group.】
【Unemployed God of Light: Girls always assume guys like me are players, but nah—I’ve been single forever. Life’s unfair.】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: ?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Two simps!】
【Group owner has muted ‘Cultivation World Runner-Up’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Group owner has muted ‘Unemployed God of Light’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Reflect on your simp ways!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Group owner, you’re majestic!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Group owner, you’re godly!】
"Gasp—such high prestige! And the two cultivation manuals shared in the group files are at least Heaven-grade... A 900-million-power group owner is no joke!"
Liu Ruyan inhaled sharply, her dull eyes suddenly blazing with hope.
Though her talent was lacking, her past as a royal consort gave her sharp judgment. She instantly recognized that "Great Devouring Heaven Art" and "Divine Control Art" surpassed even the Great Zhou Dynasty’s top Heaven-grade techniques!
And the man who could casually share such treasures—how could he be weak?
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, the emperor’s white silk noose arrived. If I don’t ‘leave with dignity’ by noon tomorrow, they’ll ‘assist’ me. What do I do? I’m so scared~ sob sob~~~】
【Cold Palace Squatter: (pitiful selfie.ipg)】
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
