A single stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the quiet chat group instantly erupted with activity.
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Not watching!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Certified as legit!】
【Unemployed God of Light: This isn’t appropriate, is it? Bros, maybe let me take a look... how big is it...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Dude above is sus. I suspect ghosts in his house!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Bro, I’d rather get stabbed in the back!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Hold up, I’m talking about something serious here. How did you guys derail it to this?】
【‘Unemployed God of Light’ shared a short video.】
【Ding! Content flagged for explicit material. Video blocked, and 100 points deducted from the member as a warning!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves, See that? Just bagged a foreign babe. If you keep slandering me as gay, I’ll drag you out for a one-on-one!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: ???】
Chen Yi was utterly stunned.
Was An Lan this bold and unrestrained?
Straight-up live-streaming, HD and uncensored—how could she just casually share something so private?
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Holy crap, whose subordinate is this? So fearless?!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Bro, you’re seriously this generous? Sharing your girl’s private moments with us?】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Foreign girls do have that exotic charm... Wait, no! Aren’t we supposed to be discussing MY video? I’m the main character today, not him!!!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Relax, it’s all trivial. Everyone knows the world I transmigrated to has strong Western influences—being open is normal. A little audience even gets me hyped, so don’t mind it.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Dude, this is way too wild.】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Tsk tsk, you’re a bad one!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Is NO ONE paying attention to me? Flexing with no audience is worse than death!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Any of you bros wanna come over? Young foreign girls here are fresh, pretty, and easy to get—exotic fire at its finest!】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Ahem, I have a friend...】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hmph, do I look like that kind of man? I read the Spring and Autumn Annals!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Enough! This group promotes health and wholesomeness. No more yellow talk!】
Chen Yi sternly put an end to the degeneracy.
These idiots were grinding cultivation like madmen just days ago, but the moment women come up, they slack off?
Is this acceptable?
Lust is a blade hanging over your head—how can you achieve greatness if you can’t control your desires?
And if you don’t achieve greatness, how will you work for me in the future?
I hand out cultivation manuals and spirit stones, and this is how you repay me?!
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: The group owner’s right. Look at you lot, so pathetic. My combat power’s already 1.1 million. Once I handle my current mess, I’ll start taking easy missions to earn for the group. What about you? Bunch of noobs!】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Based. Once your help quest triggers, I’ll reward you with a few million spirit stones.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: @I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed, Fang Zheng, just you wait. I’ve formed my Golden Core—my combat power skyrocketed to 25,000 in just three days. The higher you go, the slower your growth. I’ll reclaim my spot as this group’s runner-up soon!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Heh, I’ll give you time to catch up... until you can’t even see my back.】
【Unemployed God of Light: As expected of Lord Fang Zheng, radiating domineering energy!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Hahaha! Lord Fang Zheng’s verbal smackdown of those near-100-million-power old monsters was legendary. They didn’t even dare look him in the eye—absolute king!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Trust me, you’ll love this feeling too!】
【Ding! ‘Cold Palace Squatter’ has joined the group.】
The sudden notification froze the lively atmosphere for a split second before the chat exploded even harder.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Who’s this?!】
【Unemployed God of Light: @Cold Palace Squatter, Are you a girl?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Newbie, post a selfie!!! (excited table slam.ipg)】
In a desolate palace chamber, a breathtaking woman in luxurious robes sighed delicately, her flawless fingers brushing her chin. Her long lashes fluttered, and her clear eyes seemed to brighten the dim room.
Liu Ruyan parted her cherry lips in disbelief, murmuring excitedly, "Incredible... The group owner of this Transmigrators’ Mutual Aid Chat has 900 million combat power. How strong must he be? Could he... save me?"
With only 5,000 combat power, her cultivation was barely entry-level in the Great Zhou Dynasty. She had no concrete grasp of what 900 million power truly meant.
But that didn’t stop her from begging for help—this was her last lifeline.
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, save me! The damned emperor wants me dead (tearful selfie.ipg)】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Aww, baby, don’t cry. I’m here!】
【Unemployed God of Light: (handsome selfie.ipg)】
【Unemployed God of Light: Oops, accidentally posted that to the group.】
【Unemployed God of Light: Girls always assume guys like me are players, but nah—I’ve been single forever. Life’s unfair.】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: ?】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Two simps!】
【Group owner has muted ‘Cultivation World Runner-Up’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Group owner has muted ‘Unemployed God of Light’ for 2.5 hours.】
【Damn Heavenly Tribulation Still Chasing Me: Reflect on your simp ways!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Group owner, you’re majestic!】
【Sword Immortal with Empty Sleeves: Group owner, you’re godly!】
"Gasp—such high prestige! And the two cultivation manuals shared in the group files are at least Heaven-grade... A 900-million-power group owner is no joke!"
Liu Ruyan inhaled sharply, her dull eyes suddenly blazing with hope.
Though her talent was lacking, her past as a royal consort gave her sharp judgment. She instantly recognized that "Great Devouring Heaven Art" and "Divine Control Art" surpassed even the Great Zhou Dynasty’s top Heaven-grade techniques!
And the man who could casually share such treasures—how could he be weak?
【Cold Palace Squatter: Group owner, the emperor’s white silk noose arrived. If I don’t ‘leave with dignity’ by noon tomorrow, they’ll ‘assist’ me. What do I do? I’m so scared~ sob sob~~~】
【Cold Palace Squatter: (pitiful selfie.ipg)】
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
transmigrates into the role of a villainous rich second-generation kid in an urban fantasy novel, and gets bound to a god-tier choice system. Right at the start, he catches the female lead stealing exam papers! This triggers the villain's choice options! [Choice 1: Pretend you didn't see anything] [Choice 2: Loudly call her out, drawing everyone's attention] [Choice 3: ...] And thus, a twisted villain is born. To avoid getting killed by the protagonist, he has no choice but to take down all the protagonists first. Jiang Che: Nobody understands being twisted better than me!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
